On a summer afternoon, the blue sky is hung with a fireball-like sun, and the clouds seem to be burned by the sun, and they are also hidden without a trace. Knowing that the birds in the trees were lazily lying in their nests, dreaming sweetly.

As the owner, Lu Yulin wore a vest and big pants, and sat lazily in front of the adult product store and dozed off.

Suddenly, the phone clicked.

He opened his eyes and opened his phone to see that there were no calls, no text messages, and no notifications.

It's weird, where is the ring?

After looking for a long time, I found that there was an APP with a tricky system on my phone.

Clicking to enter, a mechanical voice came: "Welcome to the Tricky System! The goal of the Tricky System is to train the host into an excellent Tricky Talent! Now is the probationary period, and only the Tricky Mall System is open. Please get ready, now open the tricky mall function for you!" The sound ended, and there was an additional mall icon in the application interface, and the words Tricky Mall were written below the icon.

He was happy that this app was actually doing a good job, which made him a little interested.

Click with your hand, and a pop-up window pops up, "I can help you open an online tricky shop." Do you want to use it now?" Below are the 'Use Now' and 'Use Later' buttons.

Click to use it now!A white light flashed in the room, and a text popped up in the trick system:

Store name: Kobayashi Zi Trick Shop

Store level: Level 1

Number of items: 0/1

Upgrade Progress: 0/1000 (After obtaining 1000 orders, you can upgrade to the next level.) The current order book is 0. ）

"Ding! Your online store is open. When he was about to complain about the level of the tricky system, he actually received a text message, and he saw that it was from Taobao.

He turned on the computer to log in to Taobao and found that there was really one more store in the seller center.

Xiaolinzi trick shop.

Store deposit: 99999999 yuan

Is it really open?

Looking at the text messages on his mobile phone and the Taobao store, he finally believed that he had become the lucky one and was selected by the system!

However, do you know my Taobao account number and password?

Isn't it necessary to conduct real-name authentication to open a store normally?

Did you hack into the database of Taobao?

And so much margin for Mao?

Isn't it generally 1,000 yuan?

Are you going to sell rockets or missiles?

"Dear Lord System, can you withdraw so much security deposit a little bit and withdraw it into my Alipay?" Lu Yulin asked cautiously, for fear of angering the system.

"Don't always try to get something for nothing!" the system said in a tone of lesson.

"You see that there are 8 9s on this, I don't want more, just give me the 6 9s in the back, okay?" Lu Yulin said flatteringly, if the system had thighs, he would have hugged his thighs a long time ago.

"I'll ask you a question, if you can answer it, the system can call the shots and send it to you!"

"Okay, okay, you ask!"

"When the integer n is greater than 2, the equation for x, y, z x^n + y^n = z^n has no positive integer solution. Why?"

"Dear Lord System, do you want to be so ruthless? I'm a scumbag who didn't graduate from Chinese at the beginning, are you kind enough to ask me such a complicated problem?" Lu Yulin knew that the system was entertaining himself, and he couldn't help but laugh.

This is the famous Fermat's theorem, which was proposed by the 17th-century French mathematician Pierre de Fermat. After being proposed, it went through many conjectures and dialectics, and after more than 300 years of history, it was finally completely proved by British mathematician Andrew Wiles in 1995. In other words, the theorem has been proven for more than 30 years!" the system said dismissively, "If I had to prove it, it would actually only take 3 milliseconds." ”

"The shameless old farmer put the chicken and the rabbit in the same cage for a math problem, which can ruin me, and you actually test me with a math problem that took more than 300 years to prove! Are you disgusting me?" Lu Yulin said in a bold tone, "Isn't it just a guarantee of more than 90 million yuan? I don't want it!"

"Cut! It wasn't yours originally!" If he could roll his eyes, he would definitely give Lu Yulin a roll of his eyes!

"Lord System, why do you put so much margin?" Lu Yulin was really puzzled!

"One day, you will complain: less than 100 million margin, what can you do?" the system sneered.

"Do you really want to sell rockets?"

"Remember, we're a trick shop, not an arms shop!"

"Don't sell planes either?" Lu Yulin asked weakly.

"We will never sell goods with a price of more than 10 million yuan!"

"..."What can you sell for 10 million yuan? sell houses, sell luxury cars, sell yachts?

Poverty limited his imagination, and he really didn't know what 10 million yuan of goods had?

Forget it, it's not worth it to talk to a god-like tricky system!

Click on the baby management and find a product that has not been put on the shelves.

"Host classmates, the system will automatically put the edited products into the baby management, and you can choose the time to put on the shelves or off the shelves. But you don't have edit access to the baby. Of course, you also don't have permission to add babies. The system reverted to a cold tone.

Lu Yulin took a closer look, and there was no link to edit the baby at all, not even a link to add the baby.

I remember that Taobao has a link to edit and add treasures, and it is blocked by the tricky system, right?

After putting the only item on the shelves, he checked the treasure.

Commodity: IQ recharge card

Product map: Similar to ordinary phone recharge cards. On the front is a portrait of Albert Einstein and an IQ recharge card, with a recharge amount written in the lower right corner: 250. There is a QR code printed on the reverse side and a text description: After receiving the recharge card, the mobile phone scans the QR code to enter the recharge interface, and there is customer service reception.

Price: 30 yuan

Free shipping: Yes

Product description: Limited to 100 tickets per day. Each Taobao ID is limited to one per day!

I'll go, Lu Yulin thought, why do you think it's a tall thing, it turns out to be this kind of spoof props.

30 yuan a piece?Why is it so expensive for a small prop that is simply used for pranks?

In addition, why do you have to restrict sales? Whether you can sell it or not is a question, and whether it is still restricted? It's just brain-dead!

And each Taobao ID is limited to one per day?

He asked the tricky system, "Lord System, what do I need to do in this Taobao shop?"

"You are mainly responsible for two aspects! The first is to be responsible for online customer service work, to be a qualified customer service mm. Of course, the system has set the gender of the customer service to female, and even if you use voice to reply, the system will automatically change your voice to a sweet female voice. The second is to be responsible for processing orders. The system will provide you with the goods according to the order, and you will need to pack and ship them yourself. ”