"These problems are not big," he doesn't care much about the system's mischievous change of customer service gender to female, and his own voice into a female voice!"The key is who owns the profits of the Taobao store! According to your urine, it can't all belong to me, right?"

"There is no urinary system in this system, so it is impossible to have urinary sex!" the system pointed out very unceremoniously, "In view of the host's current low level, 20% of the Taobao store's operating income belongs to the host!"

"It's too low, right?" Lu Yulin finally had an understanding of the system's door-slamming attributes, "I'm a customer service again, and I have to be responsible for delivery!

"Please increase the host level as soon as possible, as the host level increases, the distribution ratio will be adjusted accordingly!"

Forget it, anyway, this broken treasure can't be sold!

What if it's 100% owned?

...

Mingshan Community, Los Angeles.

Wang Fan lay comfortably on the bed, his girlfriend Li Fang pillowed his arm and hugged his chest sideways.

This is a well-decorated house that Wang Fan just bought, and he moved in with his bag. It was also his first day of living with his girlfriend.

After tidying up the room, the two were so excited that they began to do what men and women love to do.

Afterwards, Wang Fan lit a cigarette. As the saying goes, a cigarette afterwards is a race against a living immortal!

Li Fang flicked mischievously at the base of her thigh, "People say that men will be stupid and pitiful if they are in the brain!

Wang Fan said with a smile, "Is it too late to dislike me now?"

"My mom said, you lowered the IQ bottom line in our family?" she said with a deliberate pout. He's a programmer with a high IQ, how else could he be in the high-tech IT industry?

"Then what should I do?" Wang Fan pretended to be anxious, "I was born like this, how can I make up for it?"

"Buy walnuts to replenish your brain?" Li Fang said with a smile.

This old lady, Lu Yulin was in a hurry at that time!"How much is a pound of walnuts? But what are you doing with that money? It's 2018 now, it's a high-tech era! Still eating walnuts? I really doubt that you are the one who lowers the bottom line of IQ!"

Li Fang looked at her boyfriend who was possessed by the drama spirit, and flicked the root of her thigh again, "What kind of high-tech? Let me have long eyes!"

"Now it's popular to recharge IQ!Buy an IQ recharge card, click, a few seconds, the IQ will arrive!" Wang Fan smiled and opened the almighty Taobao search, a Xiaolinzi trick shop was selling IQ recharge cards. He was just joking, he didn't expect someone to be for sale.

He has a monthly salary of about 20,000 yuan, and his girlfriend's salary is also more than 10,000 yuan, so he doesn't care about how much money.

I clicked to buy it very casually, and then said to my daughter-in-law, "Look! When I get the IQ recharge card, I will immediately increase my IQ! What is the most expensive in the twentieth century, and the most expensive time!"

"It's not that everything is fast!" Li Fang grabbed him and laughed, "Some things take a little longer"

Feeling that his little brother was getting bigger and bigger, Wang Fan also began to stroke her tsundere, "How long is the best?"

"The longer, the better!"

Silky eyes. She was very open in bed, and she had always been as passionate as fire, and he was quickly ignited by this fire, and then began his second sexual journey today. For a time, the room was full of spring, and it was beautiful!

The next day at work, Wang Fan began to enter the working state. His company is an e-commerce company that operates a shopping website with an annual turnover of more than 100 billion. This kind of scale is not big, and it is not even comparable to the turnover of Ali on Double 11, which is not small, after all, the annual net profit is two or three hundred million. Wang Fan is a programmer at the company and is responsible for the recommendation algorithm.

I worked for half an hour, but there was not much progress. There are five people on his recommendation algorithm team, all of whom have been with the company for more than three years. In the past three years, the five of them have tried their best to improve the algorithm every day, but in the past year, it has been difficult to make significant improvements. As has recently happened, it has become more and more common for a whole day without progress.

After answering the phone, it turned out to be a courier, and he rang for a long time before he remembered the IQ recharge card he bought last night.

I went downstairs to pick up the courier and opened the very small package, which leaked out a black recharge card. On the obverse is an old foreign man, none other than the famous Albert Einstein, the legendary man with the highest IQ. On the reverse side of the card is a QR code with instructions for use.

If it had been a few years ago when he was busy at work, he would definitely not have the leisure to use it. However, there has not been much progress in the work recently, so it is more important to debug the mood. The team leader also encouraged everyone to adjust their mood occasionally during work hours.

He scanned the QR code with his mobile phone and entered a webpage with the title 'IQ Recharge Card - Global General Agent'.

There is really customer service reception!

Customer service: "Hello, I'm IQ recharge customer service-Xiaoshuai, I'm happy to serve you!"

Wang Fan: "Lao Tzu wants to recharge his IQ!"

Wang Fan: "I want to be smart!"

Wang Fan: "From now on, improve the status of the family!"

Customer service: "Before recharging, you need to check your current IQ balance!"

Wang Fan: "Please help with the inquiry!"

Customer service: "Reminder: As of 18:28 on April 8, your IQ balance is 0.78, and you are on the verge of intellectual disability. We have reserved the normal life and conversation functions for you, please recharge your IQ in time. You can click on the official website to check the details or recharge IQ in the FI status. IQ Recharge Global Head Office is dedicated to serving you. ”

Customer service: "Your IQ is too low, please recharge as soon as possible!"

Wang Fan rolled his eyes speechlessly, his IQ was only 0.78. It's so touching!

Wang Fan: "Please recharge!"

Customer service: "Please enter your recharge password!"

Wang Fan scratched off the black layer on the IQ recharge card and found the recharge password!

Wang Fan: "ddxdkll45478"

Customer service: "Reminder: As of 18:28 on April 8, you have successfully recharged 250 IQ points! Your IQ balance is 251, which is 0.2% ahead of the world's people." If you need to continue to recharge, you can click on the official website to check the details or recharge IQ in the IFI status. IQ Recharge Global Head Office is dedicated to serving you. ”

Wang Fan: "Thank you so much!"

Customer service: "You're welcome, is there anything else you can help with?"

Wang Fan: "Thank you!

Customer service: "Goodbye!"