Before everyone came back to their senses, they saw Xiao Peng jump into the river with an arrow step. Then there was a plop and two thuds, and Elizabeth and Elizabeth jumped into the river together, but in the rushing river, they soon disappeared from everyone's view.

"What can I do?" Professor Clapton was dumbfounded.

Claudia came back to her senses first: "Hurry, hurry back to the camp, Inger has a satellite phone there, hurry up and call for help!

"Oh, oh, oh, hurry up, hurry up, let's go back!" Professor Clapton said, if you let him do research, he would be at a loss when he encountered such an accident: "God, it will be dark soon, and when help comes, I don't know where they let the river go." ”

Claudia was stunned and cried, how could she not know that Professor Clapton was right?

"Rebecca must not have an accident, if something happens to her, it will be completely doomed!"

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Rebecca woke up, only to feel a pain in her head.

When she opened her eyes and saw a flame in front of her, Rebecca was stunned and muttered, "Am I dead?

"it. I'm not working in vain when you're dead?" A voice came, and Rebecca looked at the person sitting next to the fire who was none other than Xiao Peng.

"I remember I fell into the river, you saved me?, what about my clothes?" Rebecca found herself lying in a sleeping bag, but she was naked.

Xiao Peng pointed to the side of the fire: "Your clothes are soaked, you will be even worse if you don't take off your clothes and dry them, uh, that's right, I've seen everything on you, but if you see it, life is more important, isn't it? Don't yell at me, it's all to save you." ”

"Huh?" Rebecca was stunned, Xiao Peng shrugged: "Don't worry, I just took off my clothes for you, I didn't do anything else, don't be nervous." Oh, you have a few scratches on your body, but don't worry, you've been drugged and nothing will be a problem. ”

Rebecca listened to Xiao Peng's words and sneered: "You are straightforward, hey, don't you react when you see my body?"

Xiao Pengle said: "Okay, it looks fine, my mental state is not bad, and I know how to tease me." That means it's okay, and we'll be able to leave after your clothes are dry. ”

Rebecca said, "Thank you for saving me." ”

"Don't just thank me, and them. Xiao Peng pointed to the two hound hounds at his feet: "These two stupid people, can I go into the water, can you go into the water?" next time you are so brainless and have no dog food to eat, I will starve you for three days!"

Rebecca suddenly seemed to remember something: "Where's the little caracal?"

Xiao Peng smiled: "Your life is almost gone, you still think about that little caracal?"

Rebecca was a little embarrassed when she heard this, but she still resolutely said, "Of course, that's also a life." ”

Xiao Peng pouted: "There is no way to take a virgin like you." After speaking, Xiao Peng took out the little caracal from his arms: "Tsk, poor little caracal, didn't die of illness, didn't drown, almost suffocated someone, Rebecca, why did you say you hugged so tightly?"

Rebecca blushed and took the caracal from Xiao Peng's hand: "Poor little caracal, how can there be such a problem? What kind of symptoms is this?"

Xiao Peng shrugged: "Osteomalacia is a lack of calcium and vitamin D, which in human terms is rickets. Well, Qin Shi Huang, the first monarch in China to be called emperor, actually had this rickets. It's a bit difficult to hunt or something, but it's okay to keep it at home. ”

Many people say that Qin Shi Huang unified the whole country, in fact, it is true that he unified the six countries at that time, but in the whole country, there was no unification, and at that time, there were still three countries of Weiguo, Yunnan, and Minzhong County that were not unified. Weiguo is located in the Central Plains, Yunnan was still a wild land in the southwest at that time, mainly Miao people. Minzhong County is mainly on a small island off the southeast coast, and is a small country established by the descendants of Goujian, the king of Yue.

It is understandable that Yunnan and Minzhong County cannot be unified, after all, it is located in a remote area, so the Weiguo is in the Central Plains, which is now the junction of Hebei, Henan and Shandong, and the capital is Chaoge. They weren't annexed by the Qin State, so what's going on?

This is Qin Shi Huang's careful thinking, Wei Guo has always been a vassal state of Qin State, and there are also many talents, such as Shang Ying, who is a nobleman of the country, formerly known as Wei Ying, including Qin Shi Huang's rumored father Lu Buwei, who is also a patriot.

However, Lü Buwei was a lifelong shame for Qin Shi Huang, so he kept defending the country from extinction, with the intention of mocking and insulting the country. When Qin II came to power, he saw that Wei Guo was not pleasing to the eye, so he casually demoted Wei Jun, the king of Wei Guo, to a commoner, and then Wei Guo perished. Therefore, Qin Shi Huang was not the first emperor to unify China.

But this ancient emperor Qin Shi Huang is a rickets patient, Sima Qian recorded in the "Historical Records - Qin Shi Huang Benji": Qin Huang is a person, bee quasi, long eyes, birds and birds, jackals. It means a high nose, long eyes, a chest like an eagle, and a voice like a tiger wolf. And this 'bird bird' is also a symptom of rickets, in other words----- chicken breast!

Rebecca took the kitten and stroked the caracal's head with love: "Huh, where did this sleeping bag come from?"

Xiao Peng casually took out a small bag and threw it to her: "The light down sleeping bag, weighing less than 100 grams, can be compressed into such a small bag, MADE IN CHINA, for you to make a gift." ”

Rebecca didn't know what to say: "Thank you。。。。。。 ”

"You just said it, won't you say anything but thank you?" Xiao Peng got up and tried on Rebecca's clothes: "Okay, it's all baked, you can wear it now." With that, he handed her Rebecca's clothes, and he turned around and asked her to get dressed.

Rebecca was not in a hurry to get dressed, but laughed: "Hey, Xiao, are all you Chinese men not interested in women? You have been in Africa for so long, haven't you had an exotic relationship with an African girl?"

Xiao Peng laughed when he heard this: "This is really not there!"

"Oh, why? I've heard that African girls are very fond of Chinese men, and they are very enthusiastic. Rebecca asked.

Xiao Peng didn't know that she hadn't changed her clothes, and she didn't look back, and said to Rebecca: "Alas, it's all a lie." There are so many countries on the African continent, although there are more than 20 countries that are very poor, but many countries are also relatively rich, such as Gabon, and many other countries have a higher per capita income than our Huaxia, and there are indeed many girls who like Chinese men in poor places, but that's because they are poor, marrying girls there really doesn't rely on the charm of Chinese people, it's not that they like Chinese people, they rely on material and money, which is the same all over the world. And you also know that the poorer the place, the more common AIDS is, so Chinese men are all thieves over there. ”

"You said that there are so many Chinese people in Africa, how did they solve it?" Rebecca blinked wide.

Xiao Peng sighed: "As far as the people I know, most of them rely on the fifth girl. ”

"Five girls?" Rebecca didn't understand.

Xiao Peng stretched out his hand to measure, and Rebecca couldn't smile. Xiao Peng continued: "The key is to be afraid, our country used to have a medical team that only supported a certain country, uh, let's not talk about which country, a total of five people, four men and one woman, all infected with AIDS." ”

Rebecca was taken aback: "How can this be?"

Xiao Peng shrugged: "The four Chinese men in there, you let them go to the African sister paper, they don't dare, of course it's no problem to find the domestic one, so that woman has become the sweetheart in them, but I don't know that people have already found a local popper to taste the exotic customs, but they were infected with AIDS, and the rest of the people didn't run away, one counts as one, all AIDS." I'm still afraid of death, so I have to control it. Okay, don't talk about this, have you changed your clothes?"

Rebecca said, "It's changed!"

"Then let's go。。。。。。 What are you doing?" Xiao Peng turned around and saw that Rebecca had not changed her clothes, so he hurriedly turned his head and said.

Rebecca looked like she had finished a prank: "Didn't you say that you Chinese people are very conservative? You will be responsible for me when you see my body like this, and you also saved me, how do you say that? Yes, yes, I want to make a promise with my body!"

Xiao Peng looked confused: "Where did you see this?"

Rebecca smiled: "Don't underestimate me, I like your Chinese culture very much, and I often watch your Chinese costume films." Okay, I won't tease you, I'll get dressed!" After speaking, he didn't tease Xiao Peng, changed his clothes and came out of his sleeping bag, but as soon as he stood up, he almost fell again: "Hey。。。。。。 ”

Xiao Peng sighed: "You have a sprained foot, although I said that I will correct you, but you still need to recuperate." ”

"And how do I get there?" asked Rebecca, frowning.

Xiao Peng extinguished the bonfire with sand and squatted in front of Rebecca: "Come up, I'll carry you back." ”

"Shouldn't I make a promise in this way?" Rebecca leaned on Xiao Peng's back and blew into Xiao Peng's ears.

Xiao Peng was so angry, what kind of thing is this, a girl who usually looks quite introverted, why did she suddenly become like this? This is a complete self-release?

"Hmph, only fools watch Chinese costume films!" Xiao Peng said indignantly.

"What does that mean?" asked Rebecca, puzzled.

"All Chinese costume films are the same!" Xiao Peng gave the answer.

"Everything is the same? The plot of your Chinese costume films I watched is not the same, okay. Rebecca asked, puzzled.

Xiao Peng laughed: "It's different? Let me tell you, our Chinese costume films have not changed for decades, and there are inevitable laws." ”

Rebecca frowned, "What does this mean?"

"For example, is it that in every costume film you watch, there will definitely be a group of men who will worship over there, and when they worship, they will definitely shout, 'Don't ask to be born on the same day, the same month, the same year, but die on the same day, the same month'! ”

For another example, every time a hero saves the beauty, the male protagonist will definitely catch the heroine in the air, and then the two of them will spin and spin again, and finally after landing, the two of them will take a tango pose and look at each other. ”

"When all the bad guys want to bully the heroine, the scene is the same, as soon as the door is closed, there will be a square table in the room at this time, and the bad guys will run around the table for half a circle to the left and half a circle to the right, and then say, 'Hahahahahaha, I see where you are running, scream, no one knows if you break your throat, hahahahaha', and finally must have done it to the heroine after laughing. ”

"There are also dialogues that are exactly the same, in every play, there will be a heroine who says to the male protagonist 'You get out', and the male protagonist will definitely say 'you listen to my explanation' at this time, and then the woman will definitely cover her ears and say, 'I don't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen', and she must say 'I don't listen' three times and run away, and finally leave the male protagonist standing there alone, and there will be poignant music at this time. ”

"Oh, and I can't forget that if there is a scene in this costume drama where the hero and heroine flee together, the woman will definitely fall to her feet, uh, just like you are now, and then the woman will definitely say: 'You go first, leave me alone!' and the hero will definitely say, 'We will live together, we will die together'! ”

"After entering the broken temple, there will definitely be a fire in the footage, and then there are two clothes to dry there, brackets, just the clothes outside, unlike when I saved you, I took off a clean one for you, and then look at the hero and heroine, they must be wearing dry clothes. Then it must be the two of them chatting there, chatting and chatting that the heroine will definitely cry, crying and crying The male protagonist will definitely wipe his tears, and as soon as he wipes his tears, he will communicate with each other, and then it must be two people who hug each other and lie down, and then 。。。。。。 The camera is pushed to the fire, and the next shot must be dawn! Tsk, think about it now, are all Chinese costume films the same?"

Rebecca couldn't stop laughing: "Xiao, should we say 'you go first, leave me alone' now, and then let you carry me on your back?"

Xiao Peng shook his head: "Don't say this, if you do, it should rain in the sky, I don't believe that you still have broken temples in Scotland for us to shelter from the rain." ”

Rebecca laughed: "No, I have to say------ you go first, leave me alone!"

As a result, as soon as her voice fell, a muffled thunderous sound came from the sky

"Hold the grass, you're really a crow's mouth!"