The light down sleeping bag was torn open by Xiao Peng and hung on a tree, and Rebecca and the two hid under it to avoid the rain.

"Crow's mouth!" Xiao Peng muttered, in this case, Xiao Peng couldn't take anything out of the ring, so he could only freeze with Rebecca here: "Alas, what about the broken temple?

Rebecca shivered from the cold, and when she heard Xiao Peng's words, she smiled and said, "Do you still miss your big wooden barrel?"

Xiao Peng put the coat on his body and put it on Rebecca: "Who made it the rainy season in the Scottish Highlands?" You know why the black people in the African bush almost don't wear clothes and shoes, and many people don't even want to wear underwear. ”

"Thank you。。。。。。 Aren't you cold?" Rebecca looked at her coat.

Xiao Peng waved his hand: "Of course I'm not cold, I won't give you my clothes if I'm cold, I'm not a so-called 'gentleman'." ”

Rebecca laughed, wrapped Xiao Pengdao's coat tighter, and returned to the topic that Xiao Peng began to say: "Is it because it's hot?"

Xiao Peng shook his head: "It's really not like that, do you think, if you were you, shuttling in the jungle, do you choose to wear clothes or not to wear clothes?" Think about it, the ground is full of gravel and rotten leaves, and there are many mosquitoes in the dense forest, oh, and there are all kinds of branches that are harmful to the skin。。。。。。 ”

"You have to wear clothes and shoes. Rebecca said, "Then why don't Africans wear them?"

"It depends on their living environment, especially during the rainy season, and if they don't, I'm afraid a lot of people will die because of this. Have you ever heard of 'trench foot'?" replied Xiao Peng.

Rebecca thought for a moment: "It seems to be a common illness in wartime. ”

Xiao Peng said: "If the human body is wet and cold for a period of time, the body will be swollen and gangrene, and then the human tissue may rot, especially on the feet, so it is called 'trench foot'." ”

"If the disease is severe, the muscles will die, and eventually the entire foot or leg will have to be removed. Although it is called trench foot, in fact, this disease does not only occur on the foot, but also includes。。。。。。 Uh, armpits, joints, and certain 。。。。。。 Well, where privacy is。。。。。。 If you don't pay attention, it's really going to suck. ”

"Where is privacy?" said Rebecca, frowning.

Xiao Peng coughed dryly: "What kind of men's little brother, women's lips and other places, oh, and the root of the thighs and other places, if it's rotten。。。。。。 And the rainy season in Africa is terrible, so people in Africa would rather let mosquito bites, scars the branches, than wear clothes and shoes. ”

Rebecca was shocked when she heard this: "How long will it take for the situation you said to happen?"

Xiao Peng shrugged: "This is not necessarily, it may be a few days, it may be a few hours, it also depends on the physique." That's why I like to take a hot shower and keep my body dry. Well, that's why you stripped naked just now. ”

"God, I'm not going to get this sick when we're so wet now, am I?"

Xiao Peng said happily: "That's not necessarily. Maybe tomorrow at dawn, you'll start to have a place on your body that will start to rot. ”

Rebecca was frightened, Xiao Peng smiled: "Okay, don't worry, it's okay, how timely are we to shelter from the rain? You will have a cold and fever tomorrow at most." I'm scaring you. Alas, why didn't you break the temple when it rained in reality?"

Listening to Xiao Peng's words, Rebecca sneered: "What do you want to do in the temple? Do you want to go in and bake the fire together, rely on the roasting clothes, and then roll the sheets with your eyes facing each other?"

Xiao Peng glanced at her: "Can you chat, I usually look very good, why do you talk like a female hooligan now?"

Rebecca said: "Maybe it's because I just escaped death, but I cherish life more now." Isn't that a kitten?", he teased the caracal in his arms.

Xiao Peng shook his head and said: "Don't waste time if you cherish life, watching those broken TVs is a waste of time." ”

"We have a Chinese craze in Eagle Country now, and many people are watching your TV series to learn the language, why do you say it so badly? I really like your Chinese TV series, what idol dramas, what poor talk dramas。。。。。。 Rebecca snapped her fingers, it seemed that she wasn't lying, she had indeed watched a lot of Huaxia TV.

"Is this unbearable? I'm kind of merciful. For example, if you say poor chat dramas, all poor chat dramas are the same, first of all, the grievances and hatreds of the previous generation must involve the feelings of this generation, and the poor chat drama must be divided into two periods, the 'little three' in the early poor chat drama is always extremely eye-catching, because 'the little three is true love', and the poor chat drama in the later stage is 'the wife is the kindest, and the little three are going to die'. Xiao Peng said disdainfully.

Rebecca asked, "Why do the same author have completely two extreme views?"

Xiao Peng laughed: "Because Poor Chat has been a junior for ten years, her works during that period were all 'Little Three True Love', and when she finally overturned the original match and replaced it, it would definitely be promoted as 'Little Three Die'." ”

"There are also idol dramas, which are even more cookie-cutter, it must be that the male protagonist is hugely rich, and the heroine is an ordinary girl, and then the two of them must not fight and do not know each other, and then the heroine of 'White Lotus' will definitely hate the rich and handsome male protagonist that all girls like, this male protagonist is the kind of gentlemanly and willful, and then the heroine will definitely say, 'Even if all the men in the world die, I won't like you'。。。。。。! ”

"Wait a minute!" Rebecca interrupted Xiao Peng, "Why does the love kiss happen in episode 8?"

Xiao Peng coughed dryly: "This is because the idol dramas in China are all routines from the plastic surgery country, and they have also strictly inherited the laws of the plastic surgery country TV series: for example, in the eighth episode of the love kiss, all the plots were originally 'car accidents, cancer, and incurable', and now it is 'long-legged local tyrant with high appearance', oh, there must be a second male who is as beautiful as a flower, regardless of his worth, appearance and love for the heroine, he is definitely not inferior to the male one, but the heroine is blind, and she just doesn't like it." ”

Rebecca listened to Xiao Peng's words, and she didn't feel cold anymore, and began to laugh.

Xiao Peng continued: "The most annoying thing is that these routines are all following the trend as soon as they come out, for example, there is a popular plot this year, and then the plots of idol dramas during that period are like this, for example, as soon as "Blue Life and Death Love" came out, the idol dramas during that time were all ordinary heroines and rich male protagonists, but the male protagonists were always melancholy and expressional, and he was willing to make all sacrifices for the female protagonists. Brackets, it is often the heroine who dies in the end! This is the so-called 'car accident cancer can't be cured' period. ”

"A little further back, that is, the heroines are all far-fetched and stubborn Xiaoqiang type, and the male protagonists are all tsundere little roosters, alas, anyway, to put it simply, the idol dramas of this period are all happy and bitter types. ”

"Then it's time for the domineering president to appear, the heroines are all strong and stubborn, don't put the sparkling male protagonist in their eyes, in such a play, either they are all domineering presidents, or they are about to become domineering presidents, they are all in love with the heroine who is a civilian, no matter which play, the heroine has no other ability, just the word 'kindness', how to highlight kindness? Then the domineering president was attracted by the kindness of the heroine, and then the two were together, and the domineering president also changed from the original to a human appearance, uh, that's about it. ”

Rebecca listened to Xiao Peng's words and gave him a blank look: "I really like this caracal." ”

Xiao Peng applauded: "Mmmmmmmm I almost lost my life for the caracal, and I was frozen here. I'm thinking about whether you should be kind or brain-dead in your behavior。。。。。。 ”

Rebecca was angry after hearing this, snorted and turned her head, and after thinking about it, she couldn't help but ask, "What about the later idol dramas?"

"Later idol dramas?It must be that women are strong and men are weak, and the heroines are generally highly educated, have high work ability, and have a high ability to do things, and then meet a male protagonist who is either younger than him or poor, and then whether he wants to work or love or something like that. ”

"Oh, or it's a little girl who loves her uncle, which is also the most popular trend in recent years, and there must be a little girl who falls in love with her uncle in every play. ”

Rebecca's eyes widened: "What does this mean? You Chinese girls like to watch such episodes? Is that because of the father-love complex?"

Xiao Peng gave him a blank look: "Why do you think anyone can call me uncle?" Remember, a man can only be called uncle when he is handsome, and only if he is ugly can only be called 'master', if someone calls me master when I am old in the future, I will definitely ask him: 'Bajie, what is the matter with you'?"

Rebecca couldn't stop laughing. Xiao Peng continued: "Of course, there are also idol dramas that are more straightforward, come to a nest, such as a few girlfriends, or a few sisters in a family, some fall in love with a domineering president, some fall in love with an uncle, and some play sisters and brothers fall in love with a poor ghost, all in all, all in all, all kinds of tastes are complete to meet different tastes. Rebecca, go back and watch it, after watching it, you will find that it is amazing, all Chinese TV series are really out of this routine!"

Rebecca laughed, "So what do you think we're doing?"

"Huh?" Xiao Peng was stunned: "What do we mean?"

"You just said I was kind, but you're not a domineering president. It seems that we are strong women and weak men, right?" said Rebecca.

"Huh?" Xiao Peng pointed to his nose: "Don't say you have a crush on me." Do you know why I'm playing around now? I'm just forced by women, and it's hard to lose the grace of beauty. ”

Rebecca was also stunned: "Oh?

"You can see that I am such an attractive man, there must be countless women who like me, and I only have one problem, so I can only let women chase me everywhere. Xiao Peng said with a stinky face.

"I swear, I know a lot of Chinese men, but you're the last one to be cheeky!" said Rebecca.

The two chatted like this on a rainy night, and there was a trace of warmth under the small shack.