952. The justice of the Chest Hair Tribe
When the Maotuan saw me, he immediately stood up and said with an ugly smile, "Boss!"
"Don't call me Boss, call me the Great Sage!"
"Okay Boss, no problem Boss, of course Boss!Boss, do you have anything you need the villain to do?" said Mao Tuanren, his snot flowing out and pulling a meter long.
I said, "What kind of mine or anything like that around here?"
"You say the mine cave, boss, in fact, there is really one near here, which is the village of the Maotuan people......
"Maotuanren?" I looked at him in surprise.
The hairy boy patted his chest and said, "It's not me who blows, in the village, the people with the most vigorous body hair can usually get more and more girls!"
He said proudly, "If I go to the village, I think I can attract the affection of many beautiful girls!"
I smiled, not wanting to comment on the aesthetics of the Maotuan people, and said, "That mine is nearby?"
"Yes, it turns out that the Maotuan people are all from the north, and our ancestors are all miners, but because of that accident, many people died, and even our boss was crushed to death, and everyone was disbanded later, but from here back to our original hometown, we have to travel a long distance, so we settled here, in fact, the ancestors of our Maotuan people are all brave and good warriors!" He showed his biceps that were not full.
I tapped him on the shoulder, and I said, "Then you go with me." ”
"Not right now. ”
"No?" I frowned.
"Boss, don't you know, now there is a strong forbearance in the village, this is a strength, the Golden Retriever clan, this person is very powerful, we all call him the Golden Retriever Roar, at that time we just couldn't stand the force of the Golden Retriever Roar, so we left, and the mountain is the king here, and our original boss is actually the rival of the Golden Retriever Roar, he is very powerful!"
"Then I should go. I laughed.
Mao Tuanren gritted his teeth: "Okay, if it's the boss, it should be fine!"
I called Kunpeng, and when I asked the hairy man to come up, Kunpeng made a "cooing" sound, and suddenly he shook his body, and the hairy ballman actually fell from Kunpeng's body.
Kunpeng fried his hair, and it seems that he doesn't like Maotuan people very much.
I hurriedly reassured: "Good brother, bear with me, we are going to do business." ”
"Quack!" Kunpeng wagged his tail, as if he still agreed with my words, and actually grabbed the hairy man with his claws, and then soared into the sky.
The claw-caught hairman let out a sharp scream: "Woo wow, Boss help, I'm phobic!
As he spoke, Mao Tuanren's eyes rolled white.
"Wow, boss, spare my life, I'm afraid of heights! I'm fainting again!"
After a while, the Maotuan people screamed again: "It's so high, it's so high, I'm afraid!"
"Shut up!" I yelled, "I'll drop you down if you call me again!"
"Okay boss, no problem boss!"
"Call me the Great Sage!"
Maotuanren: "...... Okay boss!"
Came, Maotuan Village, I said in my heart that it was worthy of Maotuan Village, at a glance, it was dark and swarthy, I and Kunpeng fell to the ground, and the Maotuan people immediately rolled on the ground, this Maotuan people are called Xiaoxin, and it is also considered to be among all the Maotuan people, I recognize it, the mouth is very stupid, stupid as a piece of, but it is quite reliable.
The ball-like body of Xiao Xin, the hairy man, jumped twice on the ground, and rolled into a ditch, he finally stood up, pointed to a strange plant similar to black curly hair around him and said, "God, I miss this place so much!"
"What are these?" I said, puzzled.
"The Black Hair Tree. He looked serious.
I was rather speechless: "When I didn't ask......"
I saw that the hairy people searched for a while among the black curls, and found the fruits covered with hair, he said: "Boss, do you want to eat the black hairy fruit, this is a delicacy in the world!"
"Is this edible?" I was surprised to see the fruit.
I saw Xiao Xin, a hairy man, swallow the fruit in one gulp, and then said with a happy face: "Yes, this is absolutely delicious, eat it, the hair on my body is black and shiny, I haven't eaten it for a long time." ”
I saw that sure enough, Xiaoxin's body had a little more hairball, and I immediately threw the fruit aside secretly.
At this moment, several hairballs came up to us, surrounded us, and said with black spears, "What people!"
"Yo yo yo!" Xiao Xin ran over and said, "Who did I think it was, it turned out to be you, remember me no, I'm Xiao Xin!"
"Xiaoxin?" said one of the Mao Tuanren puzzled.
"Shin-chan, I know, when you were a kid, you used to tie the hair all over your body into pigtails and then roll in the mud!" said another hairy man.
Xiaoxin smiled with a smile on his face: "Yes, you should be a little stupid, remember, when your mother was taking a bath, I hid a loach in your mother's bottoms!"
The little stupid was stunned for a moment, and his face was suddenly full of murderous intent: "It turned out to be you, and then my mother started raising loaches, bastard!"
"Hey, hey, you...... I remember that you are, Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu, didn't we disappear with the boss and set the village chief's hair on fire, and then the old village chief became the first hairless person in the village!"
Xiao Wu was furious: "What old village chief, that's my dad! You girl, where are you with me, obviously you hid a second kick under my dad's cushion and blew up my dad's hair!"
"And you, I remember your name is Little Green ......" Xiao Xin leaned closer.
The man said with an iron face: "Get out, I don't know you!"
"Isn't it just dyeing the hair on your head green, what's there to be angry about!"
"Nima, you're embarrassed to talk about fire, it's a green fuel that doesn't fade, I'm fucking a hairy man in the village with a green head, and the girls won't associate with me, you...... It's all you!" cried Midori.
I slapped my forehead on the forehead, and my heart said I had brought a superlative.
But the three of them quickly turned their eyes to me: "Where did this hairless man come from?"
"He's my current boss!" said Mao Xiaoxin with a smile.
"It's a shame to recognize a hairless man as the boss!" said the other party angrily.
I also know that the status of the Mao people is determined by the thick hair on their bodies, and I just have hair, so it doesn't mean anything to them.
Xiaoxin said: "Don't, is the golden retriever still here now?"
"If you let him know that you've brought a hairless man here, I'm afraid he'll tear you to pieces. Xiao Lu said with a white look.
I said, "We're here to inquire about something, and we'll leave when we're done." ”
As I spoke, I whistled, only to see Kunpeng descend from the sky, bringing down a few boxes of spiritual substance, and I said, "This is a meeting gift!"
"Yo he, it's still a distinguished guest, come on, come inside, please!" a few hairy people immediately became polite.
I said in my heart that sure enough, the hairy people like spiritual substances, not the Jieyuan gold coins.
When I came to the village, of course, everywhere I passed was black, and all the hairy people saw me and looked at me with disdain, I was quite innocent, and the aesthetic difference between people turned out to be so big.
At this moment, a gust of earthquake came from a distance, I squinted my eyes and saw a hairy man with golden hair coming from a distance, the hairy man was not good, like an ordinary hairy person, it was about one meter four, but the hair on the body was quite thick, especially the chest hair, wrapped around the lower abdomen, which looked like a golden short skirt.
"Xiaoxin, what do you mean by bringing a hairless man here?" said the golden retriever, who walked over and said.
Xiaoxin rubbed his hands: "It turned out to be Boss Jin, that's the case, our current boss came to ask you something, the original boss has been cleaned up by the current boss!"
"Yo he, the big black hair also has a day to be cleaned up?boy, if you want to come and ask me something, it must have thicker hair than me, now you ...... Tsk, it's a hairless monkey!" the Golden Retriever roared, crossing his waist and snorting.
I narrowed my eyes and said, "Mao, huh!?"
I immediately turned into the golden body of the Monkey King, and the golden hair on my body covered my body from top to bottom, and for a while, the whole village was silent......