953. The first beauty of the Mao people
At this moment, the mouth of the golden retriever roar can be stuffed into a urinal, and there are countless hairy people around him, the golden retriever roar walked around me twice, and a hairy man next to him almost knelt over: "Take a look, take a look, this golden hair, natural and delicate, without impurities......"
He knelt down and came behind me again: "Look at the density of hair on this body, ...... dense."
"Tut-tut, the hair is neither long nor short, just right, and this amount, this look, could it be that the emperor of the Mao people has come in person?"
There are three circles around the inside, three circles outside, and a large number of hairy people, who can't get through the water that I encircled and suppressed.
Suddenly, a bearded man with protruding nose hair and thick hair came over and said, "Your Majesty, are you willing to make me your favorite wife?"
"Oh hey, it turned out to be Jasmine!" Xiao Xin ran over and said, "I know you, since you were a child, you have been the goddess in my mind, my original boss has big black hair, he has a strand of your foot hair, and he has to kiss two people every night to fall asleep!"
Carefully pulled my armor and said: "Boss, this woman is the first beauty of the Mao people, you must accept it, if you don't accept it, it is a tyrannical thing!"
I took a closer look at the jasmine and found that this person was really fat on his left foot, thin on his right foot, fat belly and rice bucket, big left eye, small right eye, small eyes like black sesame seeds, chest hair explosion is hearty, black and thick on the groove, especially leg hair like a mop.
In addition, the beard is fluttering in the wind, and the fat lips are still shaking.
This woman can only be in the sky, and she is scared to death when she appears underground......
"Which......" the corners of my mouth began to twitch.
"What? Isn't it the first time I've seen someone as beautiful as the emperor......, your Majesty? The hair on your body is so beautiful...... I can't help but want to lick your golden retriever!" Jasmine's voice was like a broken horn, and it was precisely this kind of sound that made everyone around her look bothered with love.
I swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty: "Where did the demon come from, eat my grandson!"
As I spoke, I raised the golden rod in my hand, but I quickly held back, but Jasmine raised her hand, and the scene that made me most devastated......
Ya unexpectedly revealed two large black armpit hair, and what made people crazy was that the armpit hair was covered with sweat and was dripping down.
I swear, I've never seen such long armpit hair, a meter long, a meter long!!
I felt numbness all over my body, but this girl actually danced with the wind, began to dance, let the hair on her body flutter in the wind, Jasmine looked at me charmingly, and hooked her hand at me, I couldn't help it, and immediately began to vomit.
Xiaoxin said: "Boss, what's wrong with you?"
"It's too beautiful for me to watch......" I started throwing up again.
Xiao Xin said in a loud voice: "Miss Jasmine, our boss said that you are beautiful......"
"Uh-huh...... I hate it, people are shy!" said Jasmine, squirming.
I gritted my teeth and said, "Since you recognize me as the emperor, then you will listen to my orders, right?"
"Could it be that the emperor wants to lick my armpit hair?" Jasmine's face was full of joy.
"I'll ...... you Xu ration to Xiaoxin!" I said with difficulty.
"Hooray!" Xiaoxin cheered, rolled on the ground, and immediately knelt in front of me, "I can't repay the great kindness of the eldest brother, in the future, I will be covered with hair, go up to Mao Mountain, go down to Mao Hai, and go to the soup for the boss, and I will not give up!"
"Oh my God!" Jasmine immediately sat down on the ground and sang: "You hurt me, and you laughed at it, and you loved the greed of your love, and the cowardice of your love, and tears flowed down your eyes...... Memories are superfluous...... Only blame yourself...... Love all your faults......"
"God, such a beautiful woman, don't you want it?" the golden retriever roared over, and he said with a shocked face, "Dude, she is a peerless beautiful woman in our village once in a thousand years!"
Jasmine on the side continued to sing: "You hurt me, and you laughed it off, the greed of your love and the cowardice of my love, tears flowed, memories are superfluous, unforgettable, just like this, you laughed it off, heartbroken thousands of times, no one can bear it, I want to comfort my own words......"
"Is a talented man worthy of a beautiful woman, I should be able to ask you questions now. I said.
The golden retriever roared towards me: "You have more hair than me, of course it's no problem, please say!"
Although I also know that in the eyes of the Mao people, Mao Duo is the king, but now I am still very uncomfortable, I said: "Tell me about the nearby mines, everything!"
"It's a long story, why don't you come into the house with me and talk about it. The golden retriever said politely.
I said hello, and Xiaoxin smiled happily, rubbed his hands and said, "Old ...... Boss, then I'll comfort Jasmine outside......"
"Whatever you want. I shook my head and entered the hairy man's house, fortunately the arrangement of the golden retriever roar was still very normal, he made me a cup of tea, but immediately retracted the idea just now, normal fart, there are a lot of hairs floating in the tea.
Regardless of the ordinary hair, it still has curly hair, I immediately frowned, and then the golden retriever roared and rubbed his hands and smiled: "This is curly grass, the number is very small...... I think this brother is extraordinary, what are you going to the mine for?"
"I'm just curious, if you don't say it, it doesn't matter, at most I'll go there myself. I laughed.
The golden retriever roared: "In fact, this is a very painful memory, it used to be us, all slave miners who were kidnapped, everyone was overloaded, and the most unacceptable thing was that when we worked, the hairs were all worn out!"
The golden retriever roared for thousands of years, and when he said this, I probably figured out the ins and outs of the matter, and it turned out that a lot of things happened at that time.
At that time, the golden hairy roar was still the black hairy roar, he and the big black hairy were good brothers, and the old village chief was the teacher of the two, teaching the two of them the skills of mining.
The mine is to excavate the Jieyuan Stone, and in the Divine Domain, the reserve of the Jieyuan Stone is very large, but these are deep underground, and in this underground, it is quite difficult to mine, so some of the relatively shallow Jieyuan Stone Mine Caves have become fragrant and sweet.
There happened to be a hill near the village, and there was a Jieyuan Stone Mine that was very famous, and later a few merchants came from Chaos City, and they hired Mao people to work, Mao people are famous for their hardships and hard work, but the premise is not to lose their hair, because for Mao people, body hair is life, or something more important than life.
Many hairy people complained because of the wear and tear of body hair when mining, and then some people deliberately retaliated against the boss and deviated from the established mining route, but such a deviation caused a lot of drawbacks, that is, a lot of golden breath suddenly emerged from the ground, which was very strange, colorless and tasteless.
But after the hairy man sucks it in, he will lose his mind and become a red-haired person!
The red-haired people are very ferocious, they cut people when they see them, and they don't hurt people's lives, but swallow people's hair, there are many hairless people in the village, but they were damaged by the red-haired people, and the hairy people without hair are not good hairy people, so they are despised, and many hairless people die depressed.
And Jasmine's father, who was originally the first handsome guy in the miners' team, had a hair coverage rate of 50%, but because overnight, all the hair was eaten up, he ended up depressed, fortunately, as a daughter's magic, inherited her father's beautiful appearance, as well as the beautiful hair on his body, especially the wet and slippery armpit hair, which is the dream of countless hairy teenagers.
The red-haired people met the hairless boss of Chaos City, and when they couldn't eat the hair, they would kill people, and the boss of Chaos City was all killed, and legend has it that there were floating ghosts of the lower gods nearby, and every night, they would walk everywhere and there were bursts of screams.
Later, the mine was abandoned, and no one knew what the golden breath was, and the golden retriever roar in front of him was the only hairy man who absorbed the breath but did not mutate.