Chapter 209: Green CP is on fire
However, the wandering poem is not happy, it is good to tell jokes, but the unknown face of the goods is clearly against his mentor, the mentor is for himself, he can't let him be disgraced, fall into embarrassment, in this case, even if the mentor can wipe the bottom, it is impossible to fight with a ridiculous guy who laughs and laughs, and people can even make up H jokes like birds and beasts, which is taboo and cannot be agreed.
What's more, there is also a woman with a good figure who is adding points.
But he is different, he is a person with "no identity" and no baggage, you can tease him to play, and you can't let him take up the limelight alone.
Thinking about it this way, the wandering poem spoke out and also told a joke:
"In order to thank you for your support, I will also tell you two paragraphs. ”
Talking about a blind date between a man and a woman, the girl asked the man: "What industry are you engaged in?" The man replied: "Speaking of which, everyone knows the name of my industry, and it is considered an Internet celebrity...... "The woman said happily: "What is it?" The man replied: "It is the peripheral service of IT and communication." The girl said, "Can you be specific?" The man rapped: "The intelligent high-end digital communication equipment touches the surface of the touch screen with polymer compound linear processing." Woman: "Can you be popular?" The man lowered his head and whispered, "Hehe, it's filmed." ”
The girl was angry: "It turned out to be a cheeky person, but what kind of celebrity is he pretending to be...... There's no shame in sticking the film, but if you stick it on your face, you'll lose your hair......"
The audience burst into laughter.
The students of the wandering poem are even more happy, what a wandering poem, ruthless, really ruthless, this is to give full play to the eloquence and style of the eight people in the dormitory.
His head and paws turned quickly, and he immediately scolded the thin brother Lan in the name of jokes......
Tutor Xie Huan also laughed, Teacher Xiaojin and Ye Lan were also happy, look at this pair of teachers and students, if they really have a similar temper, it is very interesting.
It's a pity that I can't see the look on Brother Lan's face at this moment, even Brother Lan, who is good at making jokes, has to be the same squib in front of You Zishi at this moment.
The second paragraph of the wandering poem:
One day, I happened to go to the mushroom girl's shop to buy clothes, and when I saw it, this proprietress seemed to be quite beautiful. I couldn't help but peek at the proprietress while looking at the clothes. The mushroom girl saw that I was looking at her, and walked over with a smile: "Handsome guy, if you like it, go to the fitting room to try it." ”
I was overjoyed: "Then you're welcome!" and carried the proprietress into the fitting room.
While talking about this paragraph, You Zishi also learned the same performance nature as Brother Lan and the mushroom girl before, his eyebrows danced, and when he talked about the climax, he strode directly over to the meteor, and picked up the slender mushroom girl who was wearing a hood and wanted to sell cuteness to the audience and doing all kinds of poses, threw it on her shoulders, and ran to the corner with great strides.
The audience laughed so hard that tears were about to come out.
It's so dirty!
The mushroom girl is still making her debut for the first time, and it is the debut of a variety show, in front of the thin brother Lan, she wants to dismantle their CP and give him green, how can you be unhappy?
At this time, the face behind the blue thin brother's hood was really green, oh, no, it was black, it was as black as if he had been poisoned by the hood, and his complexion was quite ugly.
Not for anything else, just because, Shiitake Girl is not only his CP in publicity, but also in real life, it is his girlfriend, the titular fiancée.
Brother Lan was so angry, he had copied countless jokes in his mind, but now they were all blackened, and he couldn't remember it. I wanted to fight back, but I couldn't find a suitable one for a while, and I was speechless.
Fortunately, the host Yan Xi began to come out to save the scene, and during the time he just said, Yan Xi had eased up and walked onto the stage:
"Okay, thank you for the warm-up of the Internet celebrity Blue Thin Brother and the mushroom girl, and thank you for the truth-seeking opinions of the tutors, the conclusion has been correct, please send off our excellent and regrettable students, Youzi Shi......"
This is the end of the matter, and there is no room for it. Before stepping down, You Zishi said loudly in the direction of his parents: "Mom and Dad, I want to say to you, don't be sad, you have given me a lot of things, it is your excellent quality, and your upbringing by words and deeds, which has made me excellent now, this is my greatest wealth......"
"And I want to say to my mentor, although I am a little disappointed to lose this game, but I am not sad, I think it is not a big deal, besides, just like this song "Dream Chasing Pure Heart" says, if you are depressed after the defeat, and put the depressed emotions on your face, then it is not a coward's performance? So, don't worry, in fact, I am in a very refreshing mood now, quite transparent, and I feel a relief that I have never felt before, just like breaking free from all the shackles, truly unrestrained and fearless......"
Yes, at this moment, Youzishi's body and mind are exactly such a mind, such a mentality. Tonight, he really sang himself high with this song "Dream Chasing Pure Heart", and from the singing that did not break or even "do what he wanted", Youzi Shi was liberated and experienced the great pleasure brought to him by the outburst.
You Zishi told herself that from tonight onwards, she would "look at everything empty" and go her own way. Whoever stands in my way again, I will beat him to the ground.
Yes, it's this determination, this domineering.
With this sudden determination and domineering, You Zishi felt unprecedented happiness. Therefore, what is a small defeat?
Don't think that if I lose, you'll win!
In the thunderous applause, You Zishi was about to leave, according to the recording requirements of the program team, it was supposed to be the mentor Xie Huan who should have gone up to hug him and say goodbye, but neither of them cried, nor did they show any unhappiness, and there was no hug, on the contrary, the mentor Xie Huan walked up to the stage generously and cheerfully, grabbed the You Zishi who was about to leave, brought him to his side, and signaled him to accompany him behind his mentor seat.
If you want to be popular in variety shows, you have to watch the camera many times, and there are too few shots for the audience to catch at all. The meaning of the mentor Xie Huan is obvious, that is, he wants You Zishi to enter the camera with him to increase the exposure.
The program continues to be recorded.
Next is the Ye Lan group against the Zhongyi group.
The students of the Ye Lan group sang the song first, which is a classic movie soundtrack, which is performed beautifully under its delicate singing, making the listener feel as if he was brought into the heart-wrenching story by a woman, and won unanimous praise on and off the field, and the eight mentors also "liked" and expressed their love.
It was Haizi who PK with her.
Haizi sang an original poem this time, and it was another bold attempt to combine poems and songs, but it was a good improvement from the previous poetry recitation, and this time it was indeed expressed in the form of singing.