Chapter 208: Blue Thin Brother and Mushroom Girl
Xie Huan originally thought that his actions would make his mentor Han Qing's face unbearable, but this time looking at her look and attitude, it aroused the dissatisfaction in his chest, suspecting that these people had already colluded, and he was angry in one nostril, but he was suffering from no evidence, so he turned to the audience and said loudly:
"Hmm. In fact, I also think that Zeng Fei sings well, his singing skills are first-class, his ventilation is exquisite, his skills are sophisticated, and he is a veteran in singing, if he didn't meet Youzi Poem, if I were a judge, I would also vote for him, but when he met Youzi Poem, he encountered this "Dream Chasing Pure Heart" , I originally thought that there is no first in literature, no second in martial arts, and music is the same, and it is impossible to distinguish between victory and defeat, but today, I think that Youzishi has helped me refresh this wrong and old concept, in this high-pitched vs. high-pitched, cannon-to-cannon contest, in my opinion, my student is superior, not only did he not lose, he won too completely, won some people with no face, can't see people, can only wear a hood to vote......"
Mentor Xie Huan's words were upright, just right, and with a smile, which made people unable to criticize and difficult to object, you said he was angry, he seemed to be joking, you said he was joking, but those sentences were full of weight and loud.
Xie Huan just saw the yin and yang weird Internet celebrity who called himself Brother Lan and didn't dare to show his true face. So, what's wrong with scolding you, if you have the ability to show your face, let's continue to fight with a clear sword!
The audience who supported You Zishi and applauded him vigorously, and the classmates of You Zishi had already stood up uncontrollably, supporting their roommates, applauding him, and cheering for him:
"Wandering Poems, Wandering Poems......"
"Flowers, flowers......"
The audience called out Youzishi's name, and the roommates called out his nickname. At this moment, their hearts were also very excited, not only for the obvious unfairness of the judges, but also for Youzishi to have such a straightforward mentor, and proud.
At this time, an old cannon has to stand up and support him. Otherwise, someone will be yin in public, and no one will dare to stand up and squeak?
The thin blue brother wearing a hood sneered, and it was not easy to talk for a while, he knew in his heart that as long as the mentor Xie Huan said "You take off the hood first and then talk to me", this would be more powerful than the "general", and he had to squib.
Seeing this kind of scene, Yan Xi was angry and anxious, he had completely controlled the scene with his good tongue and in the name of the media judges and the audience, but what was surprising was that he didn't expect Ye Lan to stand so clearly, and he also used the name of the audience to control the situation and gag his mouth.
The chief director Zheng Shijia was also very annoyed, he only regretted that he should not have told Xie Huan the news that he was going to brush off Youzishi at the mentor briefing meeting, and he didn't expect that the mentor Xie Huan would dare to openly contradict the program team.
Originally, ventilation was a common practice, just to better coordinate the process of the program, which has always been the case in the past, but I didn't expect that this time, this time, it was self-defeating.
The Internet celebrity who still wants to be popular, Brother Lan Skinny, was the first to react, and walked out of the judges' seat, and the woman also jumped up and down with him, twisted and walked up to the stage, and waved everyone quietly:
"I've been competing, and everyone is tired, I'm Brother Lan, she's a mushroom girl, we're CP, she's my girlfriend...... Let's show you a few jokes now, adjust the ......"
As he spoke, he started to tell the joke to himself.
"Last night, my friend sent me home, I got in the car and lit a cigarette, my friend took out my cigarette and said: Don't smoke when you get in the car, there will be a smell ......of smoke!
The audience burst into laughter.
"Come again, one day Brother Lan Slender I took the bus, and I saw the money of the beautiful woman in front of me, I went up and patted the beauty and said, beauty, your money has fallen. The beauty ignored me, I patted her again and said, "Beauty, your money is gone." The beauty didn't pay attention to me, I thought it might be that the strength in front was not strong enough, and when I just wanted to slap her again, the beauty turned around and yelled at me: Damn, I don't want to pick up a dollar, if you dare to slap my ass again, I'll call the police!"
Hahaha......
"Q: Why do celebrities love to take drugs in Chaoyang District? Answer: Maybe it's the same as playing games in an Internet café?!!!
Everyone knows it!
This is a flavorful joke: I was watching a movie with my colleagues, and there were two girls sitting in the front row, one holding a bucket of popcorn in one hand, and they had been eating since the beginning of the movie, and after eating, they took out a bag of melon seeds and started to eat them. To be honest, I wanted to scold the street, but I held back. I said to my colleague who had been stinky feet for 30 years: 'Let's take off our shoes together.'" ’”
This one......
Next, the self-black and even green hat mode was turned on. If you want to be red, it's really hard enough.
"I remember when I was in high school, one night when I was about to get out of self-study, I felt a face on my shoulder, I didn't think about it at the time, I thought it was my girlfriend who turned around and kissed it directly, but the surroundings immediately quieted down, and after a closer look, Mom, it's the head teacher. ”
"On the bus, a little girl played with a wand behind my back, and she pointed it at my back and said, I'm going to turn you into the ugliest man in the world. I laughed, and as I turned around, I heard an exclamation: Mommy, Mommy, I can do magic!"
"I have a girlfriend who runs a clothing store, and one day I was bored and I asked her, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, if you don't have feet, will you still wear shoes? The daughter-in-law said, "No, why are you wearing a bra?" The daughter-in-law said, "Why do you still wear panties...... Crit 10,000 plus ......"
There is also a more connotative H paragraph in the middle.
"It's still the funny story of that second girlfriend, one day she was bored and asked me: What would you do if you slept together and woke up the next morning and found that I had died suddenly......?
The audience was already red with laughter, and some of them thought carefully and disgusted that it was not human.
This guy came as soon as he opened his mouth, obviously the reserves are extremely rich, and nine times out of ten he is crazy about using jokes as preparing for the exam.
A blue thin brother, a mushroom girl, two people on stage, a man and a woman, singing and singing, cooperated together to play the joke with sound and "color". For example, the joke of picking up money on the bus, slapping the buttocks of the mushroom girl, and kissing the teacher when he turns around in class, etc., are all "passionate" performances.
In this way, it is also quite popular with most of the audience. No one likes excessive rigor, everyone prefers the kind of ridiculous and relaxed life and rhythm.
Being so by Brother Lan Thin, the tutor Xie Huan looked a little embarrassed, Teacher Xiao Jin had already hurriedly walked up to the stage, hugged her husband's arm, obediently stuck to him, walked down with a smile, and returned to the tutor's seat.