Chapter 794: The Pit Man Maniac

When Marcela heard this, she suddenly became angry: "Don't mention that idiot! My golden retriever 'Pikri' fell into the water and scared me so much that I didn't care about the danger and quickly jumped into the lake to save Pikri, but Cesar was watching from the side, and didn't say anything about helping to save Pikri, so I was angry and fired him directly! This is my new bodyguard team." ”

Xiao Peng couldn't help but hear this: "Jima, if I'm not mistaken, a large dog like the Golden Retriever Traveling Hound should be born to swim, right?"

The atmosphere at the scene suddenly became awkward.

Marcella looked at Jima, "Aren't you going to go shopping first, we'll see you in the auction hall later." ”

Xiao Peng and Jimma walked around the item display area, and Xiao Peng couldn't help it: "Who was that brainless goods just now?"

Jimma glanced left and right, "Uh, dear, it's better for you to say this quietly." ”

Xiao Peng was stunned: "What are you talking about, why are you so nervous? Could it be that such a person is still a national leader?"

Jima laughed: "She is indeed not a national leader, but now there are two post-80s 'first ladies' in the world, one is Mrs. Jin of the North Plastic Surgery State, and the other is her." ”

"Hold the grass!" Xiao Peng was stunned: "Such a brainless goods are still the first lady?"

Jimma lowered her voice and said, "That's right, she is the first lady of Brazil." She is internationally famous, nicknamed 'Brazil's version of Bruni', but she is better known as 'The Pit Maniac'. This thing like diving to save the golden retriever is really a trivial matter for her. She turned out to be a model, which I met when I went to Brazil. And the things she did were all kinds of things that made people laugh and cry. ”

When her husband was elected vice president, according to the law, the family was going to live in the Yabru Palace, but she said that her son was not comfortable living there, and he had to renovate it, add a swimming pool, and redecorate, and finally spend millions of pounds, or a total of money. ”

The point was that she couldn't do it alone, and she insisted that her mother and sister also move to Brasilia, buy a mansion worth Β£1.5 million, and rent a four-bedroom apartment near Yabru Palace to visit relatives. The monthly rent is Β£5,000. And these houses are only for one day on weekends. And you can also see, how many bodyguards she goes out, these bodyguards are agents, and everyone in their family goes out with such a big pomp, especially in Brazil, where people with money and guns usually don't live long, well, you know!"

And her usual life is to take her mother's family to sweep goods everywhere, today in Paris, tomorrow in London, she has to book a restaurant for a meal, as for the money spent。。。。。。 His husband has been under investigation for corruption for the past two years, where do you say the money came from? Other people's wives are called losers, and she is called defeated. And her private life。。。。。。 There were only two leaked nude photos. Her sister is not a fuel-efficient lamp, she went to Playboy to take fruit photos, and in the end her husband stopped her, otherwise the Brazilian people would have made a fuss again. ”

Listening to Jima's words, Xiao Peng laughed 'poof': "This is still known as the Brazilian version of Bruni? This is too far worse than Bruni, okay? It's just one day and one place!"

Bruni was the former first lady of Gaul and the wife of Sarkozy. People are out-and-out nobles, right?

Xiao Peng explained: "The surname Bruni comes from the most prominent and wealthy Bruni Didaisy family in the north of the big pear! Her grandfather was the founder of the tire manufacturer 'CEAT', her father was a famous classical music composer, director of opera production and owner of the opera house, her mother was a pianist, Bruni also worked as a model back then, purely because she thought she was beautiful and did not want to be idle at home, and after Sarkozy stepped down as president, she played music again, and she was a real lady." Famous ladies are not Marcella's virtues. ”

Jimma laughed, stretched out her jade finger and poked Xiao Peng: "Marcella, she is not a famous lady, her father is a small business in a small town, and her mother is a housewife, just an ordinary person, she has never even done a job, she once worked as a front desk in a small town newspaper." My favorite thing to do is to go around participating in beauty pageants. Oh, and she's been runner-up in a SΓ£o Paulo State beauty pageant. ”

Xiao Peng thought for a moment: "It's equivalent to our provincial beauty pageant runner-up in China?"

"Well, that's what it means. But with this, she began to enter the modeling circle. It's just a little model who doesn't get into the flow. However, her uncle was a small clerk in the local zhengfu, and he took advantage of his work to bring her into the party election scene at that time, and let her take pictures with those MPs, you know, this is a good way to show off her worth. Celebrity effect. Jimma Ward said.

At that time, she saw Michelle Temer, a famous parliamentarian who was 43 years older than her, and gave Michelle her photo and phone number directly, and three months later the two secretly married, and her life changed. ”

Xiao Peng suddenly realized, no wonder Jima Ward deliberately mentioned that he was young just now, which was to mock Marcela's husband's age.

"Isn't this like Kate, a flirtatious maniac?" Xiao Peng's eyes widened.

Jimma nodded, "Almost." ”

The Kate that Xiao Peng said is naturally Princess Kate of the Great Eagle Empire. After she and the prince became classmates, she launched a direct offensive against the prince, and her words were also straightforward: 'My great-great-grandmother and your great-great-great-grandfather are a couple, let's try it too, how?' and performed nirvana on the catwalk, showing a sultry see-through outfit, and directly brought Prince William of the Eagle Kingdom home.

Eagle Country is a constitutional monarchy, and it still retains the royal family and nobility, and the class consciousness is quite strong, and it is quite difficult to fly on the branches and become a phoenix? That is quite difficult, Princess Diana was born in the earl family, and marrying the royal family like this is said to be 'Cinderella', and Kate is the daughter of a nouveau riche, and she overthrew the Prince of Eagle, and the skill in this is not ordinary!

Not to mention anything else, Ya Li's younger brother married a polar bear country model, and Ya Li's father is going to confiscate his property, which shows that Europe is more particular about the door! At least it is much more particular than Huaxia!

Jimma continued: "Marcella used to be a small model who was not in the limelight, and even if there was any opportunity to walk the catwalk, it was arranged for her by her husband, so now she is thriving, and her favorite thing to do is to show off herself in front of the models she met when she walked the catwalk. We're avoiding her now, but we can't get used to her face. ”

Xiao Peng smiled: "Hey, what do you mean? Am I not as good as the bad old man next to him in your eyes?"

"Of course I don't mean that. You're much better than him. Jima laughed.

Xiao Peng pouted: "The old man in his seventies, can he still snap it?"

Jimma gave her a blank look: "People told the media that her husband is 'as strong as a thirty-year-old', and they still have children, right?"

Xiao Peng smiled: "When I was in Africa, I saw a lion, and then I glared at him, and the lion died!"

Jima shook her head and said, "It's impossible, you didn't do it!"

Xiao Peng shrugged: "Maybe his husband thought the same when he knew that Marcella was pregnant?"

"Poof!" Jima laughed, "Your mouth is really too bad." But her husband really loves her, and he has written poems for her and published them. At the time, she was still tweeting about us, let's read the poems written by his husband, and I think how did he write it?' In my mind, my soul and my body are constantly consuming, dissolving, and finally leaving only a trace of ashes scattered on the bed, and then falling asleep. ’”

Xiao Peng was dumbfounded: "Is this Nima writing little yellow poems? Can he still be president? Brazil is the president of a whole guy like this, no wonder the domestic situation in Brazil is so bad now." ”

Brazilian President Temer is a very embarrassing existence, Xiao Peng remembers that at the 'worst in history' Rio Olympics, it stands to reason that the host should introduce the head of state before the opening ceremony, however, at the Rio Olympics at that time, the host directly skipped the then acting President Temer and directly introduced the president of the International Olympic Committee next to him. And when he announced the opening of the Olympic Games, the audience was booed, and even the spectators outside the stadium protested and marched! One can imagine his status in the eyes of the people.

(It's not a lie to say that the Rio Olympics were the worst in history, not to mention that the stadiums were not completed until the opening, and the Olympic funds were cut again and again, in fact, it was not a problem! For example, the mascot of the Rio Olympics was a jaguar, but the jaguar was killed while participating in the torch relay ceremony; amputated human bodies were found on the beach of the beach volleyball venue; two people were killed and one injured in a collapse accident on the coastal bicycle path that was built; many people had to stand and watch the live competition at the bicycle cross-country venue when the seats in the spectator seats were not fully installed; the golf competition venue was three feet high; there was no TV in the bedroom in the Olympic village; although the air conditioning was available, there was a charge for using it, well, and finally stopped charging in protests; there was a slum outside the window; and athletes were robbed on the streetSports equipment was stolen by burglars in the Olympic Village, and police went on strike before the start of the Games。。。。。。 οΌ‰

Jimma patted Xiao Peng on the shoulder: "How do you talk? His husband turned out to be a very good lawyer, and later he was the prosecutor and chief prosecutor of SΓ£o Paulo State. Otherwise, how could he be president. ”

Xiao Peng nodded after hearing this, in Western countries, the three most respected professions: lawyers, accountants, and doctors, among which lawyers are ranked first, and the foundation of the famous Kardashian family is created by the Kardashian sisters' own father, the old Kardashian, and he is a lawyer.

There are a total of 44 presidents in the history of the Stars and Stripes, and 26 of them are lawyers。。。。。。

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