Xiao Peng and the two walked around, and after reading the things in the house, there was nothing that Xiao Peng liked, Xiao Peng casually marked a price on a few fun gadgets, and entered the church with Jimma, waiting for the upcoming auction.

As soon as they entered the church gate, they saw Marcella waving to them, she was sitting in the front row, and her bodyguard sat next to her: "Come here and sit, it feels better to sit in the front row!"

Jimma Ward took a sign in his hand and said, "Our seats are in the back, and the seats here are all arranged." ”

After hearing this, Marcella said disdainfully: "That's a rule for ordinary people, it doesn't work for me, come on, you guys also come and sit next to me, it's okay." ”

Jima shook her head and said, "No need, let's sit in the back." ”

Marcella waved her hand at Xiao Peng: "It's okay, just come and sit down." Trust me, no one cares about you. ”

As soon as she finished speaking, an old couple walked up to them: "Miss, you are sitting in the wrong place." Here are our seats. ”

Marcella looked at the old couple and said proudly, "Let's discuss, let's change our seats and let me sit here, okay?"

The old couple was stunned: "Why?"

Marcela looked proud: "Let me introduce myself, I am Marcela Temer, the first lady of Brazil, this is my bodyguard, for my personal safety, I want to sit in the front row." ”

The old couple looked at each other and then looked at Marcella: "I don't care who you are, you occupy our place now, please get out of the way immediately." ”

"Poof. Xiao Peng laughed.

Look at the Swiss at this time。。。。。。 It's so cute!

Marcella finally reluctantly ran to the back row to sit down. The reason is very simple, if she doesn't go to the back row, she can let people blast out directly.

Jimma secretly filmed the whole process with her mobile phone, and secretly played on the side: "I must send this video out to make the models who have been bullied by her happy." ”

Xiao Peng laughed: "It turns out that you also have such a childish side. ”

"Of course, I'm still young, what do you mean, do you say I'm old?" said Jima Ward looked at Xiao Peng with wide eyes.

Xiao Peng hurriedly waved his hand: "Of course I didn't mean that." You look younger than both Cayakana and Sophia!"

"Are you saying I'm a bear child?" said Jimma was reluctant again.

Xiao Peng covered his face, arguing with his own woman is indeed not what he is good at.

Fortunately, Jima looked around and changed the subject: "It's strange!"

Xiao Peng was puzzled: "What's strange?"

Jima said: "Usually you can see Chinese people everywhere in Europe, why don't you see them here today?"

Xiao Peng laughed: "Jima, you must know that the Chinese people who can come to St. Moritz for a vacation are all among the richest people in China, what movie stars, rich people, they are all busy with big things to deal with now, how can they be in the mood to go out for vacation." ”

Jima was puzzled: "What big things do they have to deal with?"

Xiao Peng replied: "Our country has been vigorously investigating and dealing with tax evasion recently, and we really have to investigate it carefully. ”

Jima sneered, "You Chinese people are really bold, I pay taxes in the Stars and Stripes, where there is a proverb 'Only death and paying taxes are eternal in this world'. ”

Xiao Peng was stunned: "Didn't you evade taxes?"

Jimma shrugged: "I just said, the most popular professions in the Western world are lawyers, accountants and doctors, every April, citizens have to start filing taxes, how to fill in are citizens themselves, the tax bureau doesn't care, but if there is a problem with the number and the tax amount is underreported, it is a strict punishment, so there is a friend who can file taxes, that is too blessed, have you seen the movie "The Shawshank Redemption", right?" The protagonist is because he can file taxes and is an accountant, so he has become the living treasure of the prison warden, and the prison warden will never let him go!"

"They let citizens declare their own tax amounts, there will definitely be tax evasion, right?" Xiao Peng asked puzzled.

Jimma shook her head: "No one dares, the most terrifying department in the Stars and Stripes is the IRS, oh, that is, the Internal Revenue Bureau." In the Stars and Stripes, the tax department is always with you, sticking to the public like snot, and it is no exaggeration to say that even drug trafficking needs to pay taxes!"

"HAT?" Xiao Peng's eyes widened: "Drug trafficking and paying taxes? You're not kidding, are you? Isn't that letting the police arrest you?"

"There is a clear clause in the IRS tax filing guidelines that tells taxpayers how to declare illegal income. ”

"Do you have to file taxes on illegal income?" Xiao Peng felt that his brain was a little insufficient.

Jima nodded: "That's right, for example, how to pay taxes for drug trafficking, and how to file taxes for smuggling guns, that is, no matter what you do, you can't lose a penny in taxes." ”

Xiao Peng was dumbfounded: "Do those criminals really know how to file taxes?"

"Normally, of course. Jima shook his head: "But if they know that the police are going to arrest them, the first thing they must do is to pay taxes, because if they don't pay taxes, they will not only be convicted of criminal offenses, but also have to be charged with tax evasion." And if they are convicted of tax evasion, by the time the prisoner comes out of prison, he is likely to have nothing left. ”

Xiao Peng covered his face, what a strange tax law is this Nima.

"Have you ever watched the American drama "Breaking Bad"? At that time, there was a plot where the protagonist turned over the money under the floor, only to find that it was missing 600,000 dollars, and when he knew that the money was taken away by his wife, he was relieved and laughed, and the reason why she was happy was that the money was used by her wife to pay taxes to the IRS. Jimma further explained, "The fact is that as long as the illegal income is declared, the IRS will only take the money and shut up, and will not report the criminals." In a country with a separation of powers, the IRS only collects taxes and does not voluntarily provide crimes to the police. Let's just put it this way, in the Stars and Stripes, even if it is money laundering, you must first pay the taxes in full, and you can owe anyone money, but you can't owe money to the IRS. Judy the rabbit just grabbed the handle of the fox Nick who sold ice cream and didn't pay taxes and blackmailed the fox to help her investigate the case, which shows the horror of not paying taxes. Even those illegal immigrants who work illegally have to pay taxes!"

Xiao Peng was curious: "Then what will happen if you don't pay taxes?"

"What happens if you don't pay taxes?" Jima blinked: "Do you know? In the Stars and Stripes Country, drug trafficking is a non-violent crime, and it is not too serious a crime, and it is even more trivial to work as a black worker, but if you evade taxes? It is a felony! In the history of the Stars and Stripes Nation, there are many things that even the FBI can't do, and they are solved by the IRS." Do you know Alcapone?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "How could I not know that this guy is the most awesome gangster boss in the history of the Stars and Stripes." The Godfather of the Chicago Black-Hand Party!"

Al Capone is definitely an indispensable member of the history of the Stars and Stripes. Our image of the early Stars and Stripes Black-Hand Party was almost always Alcapone's Chicago Black-Hand-Party: top hats, trench coats, and Thomson submachine guns hidden under the trench coats. When he was fighting, he used his hand-grenade to open the way, and his tough and cruel style made the other gangsters fearful, and he killed no less than 100 people with his own hands, and avoided at least 100 ambushes!

Even because of his tough style, even the Thomson submachine gun, which was most commonly used by their Chicago mafia-hand-party, was nicknamed the 'Chicago Typewriter'. Definitely the best big brother in the history of the Stars and Stripes. In the twenties and thirties of the last century, his annual illegal income was as high as hundreds of millions of dollars----- and today it is tens of billions of dollars, which is still an annual income!

Gemma continued, "Do you know what the three legacies Alcapone left to the Black Hand are beyond?"

Xiao Peng shook his head: "How can I know this?"

Jima said with a smile: "Actually, it is three sentences, the first sentence is 'heavy machine guns are better than submachine guns', the second sentence is 'pay taxes to the federal government on time', and the third sentence is 'you must wear a condom when you pop'." Do you know why he went out of his way to pay taxes?"

Xiao Peng was anxious: "It's good if you just say it directly, how can I know." ”

Jimma laughed: "Alcapone is very slippery, although the Chicago mafia-hand-party does all kinds of evil, but the police FBI can't catch him at all, he has so many little brothers, just come out to resist, he is not guilty." In the end, he was planted in the hands of the IRS. ”

Xiao Peng was puzzled: "What's going on?"

"At the time, the IRS found out that this Al Capone had never filled out a tax return and had never paid his taxes. But in the eyes of the IRS, you are the king of heaven and have to pay taxes, so the IRS specially filmed an undercover agent to do accounting for Alcapone. ”

"As a result, it was really found that there was a casino with hundreds of thousands of income that had not been taxed, which was nothing in Alcapone's black empire, but the IRS arrested him for it. In the end, the Stars and Stripes did not convict Alcapone of Social B. But tax evasion was enough! In the end, Alcapone was sentenced to 11 years in prison and fined $50,000. The money is not much, but since then Alcapone has lost contact with the outside world, and after being released from prison, because he was replaced with incurable syphilis, he could only fish for yo-yo birds, and since then he has bid farewell to his gangster godfather. ”

Xiao Peng was happy: "So Alcapone said that he had to pay taxes no matter what, and he had to wear a condom, so he suffered a loss!

Jima nodded: "Of course! The IRS is more awesome than the FBI, it has a special tax arm, and the authority is greater than the FBI, it is a suspicion of conviction, as long as the suspect evades taxes, first freeze all the assets, and then say, the next two, let the suspect prove that he has not evaded taxes, if he can't prove it, or the property will be frozen, or he will go to jail and pay a fine." ”

Xiao Peng was stunned when he heard this: "I'll take it, then they are too awesome, saying that the United States has a population of more than 300 million, and this is not the time to pay taxes, can they be busy with death?"

"Because there are too many tax returns, the IRS can't check them all one by one, so they can only take spot checks, but they are not stupid, and their favorite spot checks target the middle class, Chinese and Latinos," Jima said. ”

Xiao Peng was stunned: "Is this racial discrimination?"

Jima shook his head: "This is because the rich have special accountants, just like you file a tax return for your fund in the Stars and Stripes Country, it was Mr. Pagio and their accountants who did it for you, isn't it? Even if the rich have tax evasion, it is difficult to find out, and the rich will not take the risk of tax evasion, only the middle class, and whether they can evade taxes or not will have a great impact on their lives." If you don't pay taxes, you may be able to touch the bottom line of the rich, and if you pay taxes, you may have half a foot out of the middle class line, so the middle class is a big tax evader. ”

"And Chinese and Latino are more fond of tax evasion, especially Chinese. Let's just put it this way, Asians are a little bit of a fan of tax evasion when they go to the Stars and Stripes, because there is no such life experience in Asia, right? The fund you established at that time can be regarded as a means of tax evasion, right? In their eyes, how can tax evasion be? And this is the type of IRS favorite spot check. ”

"Moreover, the IRS also offers rewards for reporting, and if the reported tax evasion is verified, it can get a reward of 30 percent of the tax amount, with a ceiling of 20 million US dollars! Now in the Stars and Stripes country, reporting tax evasion by Chinese Americans has even become a business. Just like your fund, there must be a lot of people staring at it, but you are okay, you do build an ALS recuperation center in Huaxia, and the money is currently only used in this area, otherwise someone will definitely think carefully. ”

Xiao Peng took a breath: "I'll take a, my money still has to be careful? When I return to China, the first thing I will do is to transfer this fund back to Huaxia! I'll let them keep an eye on me again!"

Jimma nodded, "You should do it." As far as I know, many of you Chinese immigrants are EB-5 investment immigrants to the Stars and Stripes, and some of them are more ill-intentioned, for example, if you buy a house in the Stars and Stripes Country and spend $2 million, but only report $10,000 in taxes, then this person will report you, because there is a bonus for reporting. Many Chinese immigrants were arrested and sentenced by the IRS before they could recover from jet lag. In the Stars and Stripes, except for your own accountant, don't discuss tax filing with others, it's easy to get into trouble. It's a big no-no!"

Xiao Peng was dumbfounded: "I finally know why the most respected professions in the West are lawyers, accountants and doctors." There is no problem with this legal tax avoidance, but if I evade taxes, it will be really doomed! Fortunately, I set up that fund in the Stars and Stripes at that time, otherwise I would not have paid taxes on the money I got from the casino, the horse racing winnings, and the money that people paid me, so I would not have become an internationally wanted criminal now?"

Gimma laughed, "How can it be so exaggerated? your fund is so high, and the tax-free amount is there, and Mr. Pagio took this into account when he helped you set up the fund." Rest assured, my dear. ”

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