Text Text_Chapter 20 Indecent Poems

The white dragon horse's hair stood up in an instant, and he shouted: "Horse meat is not delicious, sour...... Master, I've recently caught a cold, have diarrhea, and wear thin clothes!"

Tang San said, "Wukong, this horse should be able to sell for some money, right?"

Sun Wukong is speechless, the third prince is here to send you to the west to learn scriptures, you are good, you are ready to sell it for money after two days of riding.

Sun Wukong was still righteous, and coughed dryly: "Master, this horse can be sold for some money, the question is, if you sell him, what will you ride in the future?"

Tang Sanfu squinted at Sun Wukong and said, "Won't you be seventy-two changes?"

Monkey King: "@#@#¥#......"

At this moment, a fine light lit up on Tang San's head, and then the goods jumped off the white horse and walked straight to a family on the side.

Bai Longma said with a crying voice: "Senior brother, Master is really going to sell me...... said that the good Shangxi Heaven, the merit is complete and famous, I can be regarded as settling down in advance...... Be careful on the road in the future. ”

Sun Wukong said: "What do I have to be careful? Can I still be afraid of those monsters on the road?"

Bai Longma said earnestly, "I mean be careful, Master. ”

Sun Wukong was speechless......

At this moment, they saw Tang Sanfu coming out with a big gong and a whip pinned to his waist, and then smiled at Sun Wukong: "Wukong, there is a way to make money for the teacher." ”

Sun Wukong had a bad premonition: "Master, how can you make money?"

Tang Sanfu grinned: "Monkey!"

Monkey King: "@¥#%......&"

……

"Dangdang!"

Tang Sanfu knocked on the big gong all the way, and shouted in his mouth: "Fathers and fellow villagers, don't miss it when you pass by, the monkeys from the Tang Dynasty in the East can count, jump high, and turn their heels!

When people heard this, they were immediately curious, and they gathered around to make a scene.

Tang San was overjoyed and pushed Sun Wukong on the side: "Apprentice, it's up to you to make a fortune today!"

Sun Wukong squinted at Tang San's burial, and then looked at the villagers around him, he was wondering whether to fight with this bald man or with these villagers......

At this moment, a sneer came: "What are you doing?"

Tang Sanfu looked back, only to see a behemoth with a long mouth and big ears, a mane on the back of his neck, and a height of nearly three and a half meters. He had a fierce face and sharp eyes, as if he was about to do something if he didn't agree with him.

Tang Sanfu pointed at Sun Wukong with a harmless face and smiled: "Monkey tricker." ”

Sun Wukong couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, and refused to look back, for fear of being seen and embarrassed......

The other party was also stunned, obviously he didn't expect this guy who was obviously a monk to be so tasteless, and he lied when he opened his mouth.

Zhu Gang rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Monkey tricks, okay, you play a trick for me to see, you play a good game and reward, if you play badly, hum...... Then don't blame me for being unkind. ”

Before Tang Sanburi could speak, Sun Wukong's ears twitched, his eyes flashed, and he swooped in front of Tang Sanbury.

Sun Wukong said: "Master, this guy is stirring up trouble, don't move this time, let me come." ”

Sun Wukong knows very well that he doesn't need to play monkey to do a fight now, so this battle must be fought!

When he saw this monkey, Zhu Gang was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart, "This monkey ...... Why does it look familiar?"

Then a figure flashed in his mind, and Zhu Gang's body trembled, and he wailed in his heart: "I, Cao, isn't this Bi Ma Wen who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace back then......?" I can't beat it!"

But when Zhu Gangguan looked at the other party's white rabbit pants, he was puzzled again.

He remembered that the one who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace back then was a guy with a golden helmet, golden armor and red cloak, majestic and majestic, like a god.

But how does this thing in front of you look like a real monkey......

He couldn't be surprised, but Pig Gang didn't want to take any chances, and when he saw the monkey coming, he shouted, "Stop!"

Sun Wukong hugged his arms and asked, "Dead pig's head, what are you shouting?"

Zhu Gang said: "Monkey, I don't fight nobodies, you ...... Whoever is your surname, tell me your name. ”

Sun Wukong smiled: "Listen, I am the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, the Monkey King, and Sun Wukong is also!"

Hearing this, the surrounding villagers were at a loss.

Zhu Gangguan's legs were weak, and he almost didn't kneel on the ground......

Sun Wukong took out the golden hoop stick and threw it on the ground, pointed to the pig and said: "Dead pig's head, grandpa's name has also been reported, you have to fight as soon as possible!"

Zhu Gangguan wailed in his heart: "It's really that Bi Ma Wen! How can this be beaten, if you can't beat it, how can you mess around in Gao Laozhuang in the future......

The pig's eyes rolled wildly, and finally his eyes fell on the bald man who was holding a leather whip and looked dumbfounded and talkative.

He had an idea and shouted, "Slow, you monkey, why do you say I'm stirring up trouble?"

I...... I'm just a little picky, why do I pick trouble?

Master, you give a judge.

What did I say to provoke trouble?

My meaning is very clear, you guys played well, I'll give a reward.

If you don't play well, then I must say that it is not good......

That's not too much, is it?!"

He thought, the monk in front of him should be an honest and responsible person, he said this, so many people are watching, the other party will definitely stand on the side of the truth for the sake of face.

However, the bald man who looked honest tilted his head, squinted his eyes, and said with a dark face: "Apprentice, what he means is that the show we perform may not be good."

You say, our show, maybe it's not good?"

Sun Wukong put his fists against his chest, pressed at Zhu Gangguan with a sneer, his eyes were full of threat, and asked, "I don't think it's possible." Pig's head, what do you say? Is it possible?"

Although Zhu Gangguan is three meters five tall, at this moment, he was stunned to let a one-meter-three monkey oppress him back again and again, and he didn't dare to breathe......

Then another bald head came over and asked with a gloomy and threatening face, "You say, is it possible?"

The pig staggered back.

Sun Wukong pressed step by step: "Is it possible? Pig head, you speak! Why don't you speak?"

"That's right, you speak!" the bald man came up and almost wrote the word "kill pig" on his face, which was very terrifying.

Zhu Gangguan said with a crying voice: "No, no, no...... No way. How can it not be pretty...... I...... I'll give you a tip!"

Tang San said: "You haven't performed yet, what kind of money are you paying? It's like we're robbing? We're serious monkeys." ”

Sun Wukong nodded in front of him, and when he heard the back, his face darkened.