Text Text_Chapter 19 The Face of the Chinese Teacher
Tang Seng clasped his hands together and said: "Amitabha, the poor monk is going west, and he is ready to endure the suffering." The poor monk is not afraid of this ......"
Liuding, Liujia, and Wufang revealed the truth, smiled and nodded, and said in their hearts: "It is worthy of being a high monk!"
The group walked for a long time, and finally arrived at the place where the eagle sorrowful stream was.
Listening to the sound of gurgling water, he walked all the way, but he walked out of the Eagle Sorrow Stream in one breath, and he didn't see the third prince of the Dragon Palace.
Everyone looked at each other, turned around unwillingly and shouted, "Where is the third prince of the Dragon Palace?"
"Where is the little white dragon?"
"Third prince?"
"Wake up, don't sleep!"
……
A group of people were about to shout and explode, and they didn't see the third prince come out.
Instead, a sleepy-eyed hazy ground came out and waved his hand, "Everyone, stop shouting. A monk with a monkey came before and rode the third prince away. ”
When everyone heard this, they were speechless for a while......
The land slapped his head: "By the way, they also have something left for you." ”
"What is it?" someone asked.
The land took out half of the keel and said, "This is what they have eaten...... Belch...... Half of the third prince, you either?"
Crowd: "@¥......#¥%......"
At the same time, at the border of the Tibetan state of Wusi, Gao Laozhuang.
At this moment, a group of people gathered on the street of Gao Laozhuang, a big boar spirit with a fat head, big ears, a long mouth, and a pinch of black hair on the back of his neck grabbed an old monk with one hand, and shouted and scolded: "Old thing, what about me and my wife, what does it matter to you! Do you want to be nosy?"
As he spoke, he twitched his mouth!
Syllable!
The old monk's face was directly swollen.
The wild boar spirit turned his head and pointed to the monk and Taoist priest lying on the ground in front of him, and the wild boar spirit grinned and said: "Listen to me, Gao Cuilan and I are a couple whose parents nodded too much." How about us, that's our housework, and it's not your turn to take care of it! If you come back to mess around, don't blame my uncle for being ruthless and hurting your lives!"
After speaking, the wild boar spirit raised his hand and smoked the monk's teeth flying wildly, blood splashing, and the people watching the excitement below exclaimed.
After the wild boar spirit slapped the old monk ten times in one go, the old monk was already dying.
Only then did he stop, casually threw the old monk to the ground, and said coldly: "From now on, all monks and Taoists who step into Gaojiazhuang will end up like this!"
Hearing this, the monks, Taoist priests and others on the ground all got up and fled in embarrassment.
Seeing this, the wild boar spirit laughed and said: "A group of useless waste, just this little ability, and learn to subdue demons?"
After saying that, the boar spirit looked at a young man next to him, who was sweating profusely.
The wild boar spirit snorted: "Gao Cai, go back and tell my father-in-law, let him rest, don't think about subduing demons and eliminating demons every day, and drive me away." It's really going to annoy me, hum ......"
Gao Cai was so frightened that he retreated again and again......
The wild boar spirit came step by step, the coercion fell, and the beads of sweat the size of the talented bean flowed down.
In the face of this powerful wild boar essence, Gao Cai shouted with a stiff neck: "Pig Gangguana, don't be too arrogant! I don't believe that no one in this world can descend on you!"
Pig Gang laughed and said, "Descend me?" ha...... The entire Gao Laozhuang, within a radius of 100 miles, if you can find a monk or Taoist again, my pig has your surname!"
As soon as the words fell, I heard a gong in the distance!
Zhu Gang didn't see anything else, only saw a bright and shiny bald head shaking at the intersection in the distance......
At that moment, Pig Gangguana's face darkened.
A few minutes ago, a monk dressed in a white tiger skin and riding a white horse walked into Zhuangzi.
He was followed by a monkey about 1.6 meters tall, standing upright, wearing white rabbit underwear.
The monkey was carrying a flat pole that appeared to be some futon stuffed with the hair of an unknown animal......
If it weren't for the robe on the monk's body being exposed from time to time, everyone really wouldn't have seen that he was a monk.
"Master, why do so many people look at us?" asked Sun Wukong in confusion.
Tang San said, "I guess I've never seen such a handsome monk, right?"
After speaking, Tang Sanfu lifted the tiger skin, revealing the golden and bright robe inside, as well as a shiny bald head.
Just listen around......
"Huh?"
"Wow!"
"Oh!"
An exclamation!
I vaguely heard everyone talking about something secretly......
"There are still monks who dare to come!"
"This monk is so arrogant, when he arrives at Gao Laozhuang, he dares to show his robe. ”
"But that robe is so beautiful, it's absolutely valuable. ”
"I just don't know how many more days he'll be able to wear it......"
Sun Wukong said: "Master, they don't seem to mean that. ”
Gollum......
Tang Sanfu touched his stomach and said, "Wukong, I'm hungry." ”
Sun Wukong said: "Or, I'll give you a fast?"
Tang Sanfu asked curiously, "What do you mean by a fast?"
Sun Wukong said: "You don't know what it means?"
Tang Sanfu shook his head.
Sun Wukong patiently explained: "It is by virtue of our identity as a monk that we come to the door to ask for some food." ”
When Tang Sanfu heard this, he said thoughtfully: "Isn't this just a change of hairstyle and asking for food?
Sun Wukong was speechless for a while......
Coughing dryly, Sun Wukong asked a little puzzled: "Master, don't you know that this is a tradition of Buddhism?"
Tang Sanfu rolled his eyes and said: "Where I live, there is no Buddhism, only those who ask for food."
Could it be that those who ask for food have their bald heads and form an organization?"
Sun Wukong didn't know much about Buddhism, and was suddenly speechless by Tang San's funeral question.
Tang San said: "Forget it, no matter what's going on, I won't do it anyway, it's too embarrassing."
What's more, I don't eat any vegetarian food.
I want to eat meat, big fish and big meat!
Along the way, I have never been in a restaurant, and I finally arrived in Zhuangzi, where I must eat and drink well.
You are responsible for thinking about it!"
Sun Wukong was a little embarrassed, touched his chin, and asked tentatively: "Master, look, can we not give money for dinner?"
Tang Sanfu rolled his eyes and said, "That's a bit too shameless, isn't it?"
Sun Wukong said: "Then do you have money?"
Tang San's eyes were straight...... He suddenly realized that he didn't seem to have a copper plate.
Sun Wukong spread his hands and said: "You don't want to eat the overlord meal, and we don't have any money, so how can we eat? But this big fish, big meat, good wine and good food, but it is difficult. ”
Tang Sanyu touched his chin and muttered, "This is indeed a problem. ”
Speaking of this, Tang Sanfu squinted at the white dragon horse under his crotch.