"What is this?"

"Golden sentence of the year?"

"Does a rooster lay eggs?"

"A fighter in a rooster?"

"It looks funny. ”

There is no contextual connection, netizens are curious about this sentence that seems to be wrong but can't say anything wrong, of course, some people think it's funny, but after all, this is a small number of people.

More people are still curious, clicking on the clips uploaded to the Internet.

"What are you going to do, what are you going to do? ”

"Why is your mouth like a cotton trouser waist?"

"What's going on?"

"Why is it so loose!"

"What's going on?"

"You said that our rooster laid eggs, is it up to the two of us to know? My son and daughter-in-law don't know, why did you come here? ”

……

"That...... Not afraid to make you laugh. Your aunt, she, the two of us have tossed around in this life, and after becoming famous, we published two books, and now we still owe the publishing house 20,000 yuan. ”

"What are you telling people about this? ”

"The summons came in the morning, and I want to sue ......"

……

"Uncle, didn't I plan to develop this that lays eggs? This is the advance payment, 20,000 yuan. ”

"For us?"

"No, it doesn't belong to the second elder now, if I ask a question later, you have to cooperate, and if you cooperate well, we may add money. ”

"Cooperate, how do you let you cooperate, where do you put it first?"

"Reliable, isn't it?"

"Reliable!"

"Get aside! ”

The more you look at it, the more dissatisfied the big guys become.

That's too short, isn't it?

Three seconds.

Five seconds.

Ten seconds.

The stunned didn't last a minute.

The most important thing is that the picture quality is still poor, and at first glance, it is taken with an inferior mobile phone, and there are various angles.

"Why is it so short. ”

"Isn't there a full version?"

"Kneel and beg for the full version, who has the full version. ”

Complaining constantly.

And at this time, the Great Hall of the Teachers College.

The sketch "Planning" has entered the final stage.

Lao Hei went down to hug the chicken, but was told that the rooster that laid eggs had been stewed, and he ate it.

Chenxi, who was called aside by Lao Hei, softened after hearing the news, unable to stand, unable to cry, unable to cry, unable to say if he wanted to speak, in the face of the overwhelming contradictions, the next plot was even more expected by the audience.

At the same time, the six gods and no masters shown by the invincible "old lady" just now in the face of the current crisis hit everyone's laughter.

"Tickled me. ”

"Hahahahaha. ”

"What does this screenwriter think. ”

"I swear, it's definitely the best skit I've ever seen. ”

Applause and laughter came one after another.

The atmosphere in the whole synagogue rose to a new level.

On the stage, Lao Hei was ordered to act as the resolver of this crisis.

"This chicken, even the eggs are crowing, this person takes two jobs, tired. Come and drink, you say this chicken can be so valuable? Don't pay for it. ”

"Uncle, let me tell you the truth, this chicken is not worth it if it is left in the hands of your second elder, it is not worth much, you handed it over to me, I hyped it, and after the frying, it was worth it. ”

"And what about the end of the stew?"

The audience who knew the truth of the matter was once again amused by Lao Hei's words.

"Hahahaha. ”

"And this kind of operation?"

"That's fine. ”

Stage.

The show continues.

"That's worth it, too. ”

"Ah, that is to say, this chicken is a "famous chicken", no matter whether it is born or dead, even if it is stewed with meat, it is still valuable!"

"That's right. ”

In the laughter of the audience, Dawn shouted, "You are so talented!"

"Let's say you're the chicken now, how much does it cost to eat a piece?"

"That's it, if you don't give 2,000 yuan, you don't have the right to eat. ”

"Where's the chicken heart?"

"Four thousand. ”

"Where's the chicken liver?"

"Six thousand. ”

"Where's the chicken kidney?"

"Eight thousand. ”

"Enough counts. ”

On stage, Lao Hei finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Offstage, the audience was completely impressed by this conversation.

"Awesome!"

"Whose work is this?"

"No, no, no, I'm going to see the original. ”

"I'm also going to see the original version, who played it. ”

All the programs performed today are traceable, so subconsciously, everyone thinks that this sketch "Planning" is a program that was originally released, but it was not noticed.

Now that Dawn is so fun, everyone wants to see what the original version is like.

Search.

Find it.

Check.

All means have been exhausted, and the result is no!

"No?"

"yes, what's going on?"

"It can't be not, why not?"

"Isn't there no original? ”

The guess is only for a moment, but the shock of this moment is no less than ever.

You must know that a sketch like "The Year of the Rooster" is enough to be on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, and the "Planning" in front of you has killed "The Year of the Rooster" in seconds from all aspects.

If this is really an original sketch, then the screenwriter who wrote this book is simply a capital awesome!!

……

on the web.

Netizens are about to be driven crazy.

"Laying cocks, fighters among cocks" is on fire.

"You're so talented" is also on fire.

But it's just that they can't see the full version, it's good to go anywhere, ten seconds at most, not even a small video of more than 20 seconds, not to mention the shortness and powerlessness, and the picture quality is scummy.

Angry.

Crazy.

Tangled.

Curious.

As more and more golden sentences broke out, netizens scratched their hearts and scratched their livers.

There are constantly posts popping up.,What kneel to beg for the full version.,What a lot of money to ask for the full version.,Points reward.,It's a pity that these posts are useless at all.。

Because the people watching at the scene don't have that idle mood, as for the master of the official video, who cares about your online synchronization, people only record, and hand over the disc after recording.

You ask people to want?

Who has the kung fu to take care of you!

The gaze was drawn back to the scene.

After the second reversal of "Planning", several parents and teachers who didn't know when they heard the conversation between the mother and the middle-aged woman had begun to take the initiative to talk to Chenyang.

"Young man, did you write this sketch?"

"Yes. ”

"That's a good job. ”

"Thank you. ”

"Where do you work now?"

"Freelancing, no fix. ”

"Oh, we have a job at our newspaper, would you like to come and have a look? I think your writing is more than enough for our newspaper. ”

"Thanks, no need. ”

"So do you think about it? This is my business card. ”

There are those who take the initiative to introduce work, there are those who simply pick up conversations, and there are those who come up to introduce objects.

Anyway, all kinds of aunts came up to chat with Chenyang, of course, there were also some uncles who came up to chat, but sometimes the topic between men ended with a look, and it was mainly the aunts who were talking.

There was a pair of people who didn't have a pair to deal with, and suddenly, a middle-aged uncle sitting in front of Chenyang sighed, "Have I seen you somewhere?"