Stage.

The show is officially on!

Walking duck steps, Chenxi shouted in a northeast accent to the backstage, "Daughter-in-law, the whole two hard dishes, the family is a qie (guest)." ”

Just as she was talking, the boy behind her had already set up the camera frame in his hand and put the camera on it, and Chenxi turned his head to the boy and said, "Stay here for a while." ”

"Excuse me, Auntie. ”

While fiddling with the camera, the boy said politely.

Chenxi touched the camera, smiled, "I miss this thing so much, where are you going to broadcast it after recording?"

The boy replied, "In various places on the stage." ”

Chenxi said: "The local station is good, don't leave Xiao Cui to broadcast there, it's unreliable, since he came back from his column last year, that guy, memorized words all the way, why do you pay for it." Shall we record?"

After all, it was a show from a previous life, and it was a series of sketches, so this burden did not ring.

But even so, Chenxi's full Northeast accent and the appearance of a rural secular little old lady still made many of the audience laugh, and with sparse applause, Chenxi sat on the chair.

"Auntie, why don't you invite your uncle?"

"I'll just do it myself. ”

Dawn looks like a big bag.

"The old couple are together, so ...... Isn't it?"

"Isn't it?" Chenxi was stunned for a moment, then stood up and raised her finger at the boy, "Otherwise, people think that we are divorced, and they are very comprehensive." ”

Baiyun and black soil are already well-known in Huaxia, which is familiar to Chenyang, and coupled with the two classic sketches in the past, no matter which side is on stage, the other party will always be mentioned.

This was originally a burden, but unfortunately, this time it still did not achieve the effect of the previous life.

However, this is the same as just now, the burden did not sound, but Chenxi's performance made people laugh, and the applause rang out again.

Dawn shouted to the backstage, "Old black, wife, come out, quickly." ”

"Lao Hei", who played the role of Zhao Benshan in his previous life, came out of the backstage, wearing a workwear of the last century and an apron, and his funny shape attracted a lot of applause.

Some male classmates who knew the actor whistled excitedly.

"Whoa!!"

"Come on, old black!"

"Old Black—"

"The boss is optimistic about you~~~"

The shouts shook the sky.

On the stage, Chenxi took Lao Hei's hand and whispered to him proudly, "Another big job, our family is going to be transferred, you cooperate." ”

After speaking, she raised her head and looked at the boy in the director's uniform, "Introduction, this is your black uncle, this is Niu Planner." ”

Niu Planner: "Hello uncle, I've seen it on TV." ”

"Oops. ”

Lao Hei bent over and shook hands with Niu Planning, whether it was his demeanor or movements, it was completely the appearance of the little villager who saw the big leader and the arrogance of Chenxi formed a stark contrast.

Strict wife!

Coincidentally, everyone thought of these four words.

Dawn ordered, "Take off your apron." ”

Lao Hei took off his apron in a regular manner, and the image of his wife's strict discipline was even more obvious.

The two men sat down in chairs.

Niu Ji stood aside, "Then let's start now, as the saying goes, the world is big, there are no wonders, and the black soil and white clouds behind us that everyone is very familiar with are ......"

Before he finished speaking, Niu Planner, who had unconsciously shifted his position, was pushed hard to the side by Chenxi.

Niu Planner was stunned.

The audience was also stunned.

At this time, on the stage, Chenxi waved at the set up camera as if it was nothing.

There were no lines, no explanation, but everyone understood that this was the camera that Niu planned to accidentally block the 'old lady' just now and was forcibly pushed away.

The direct expression instantly made everyone laugh.

"Poof!"

"I'll go. ”

"Is this all right?"

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death. ”

"It's direct enough, it's spicy enough, I like it!"

Shouts.

Cheers.

After a brief two-second pause, the entire Hall resounded.

When the laughter gradually subsided, Niu Planning pretended to reflect and continued, "Two celebrities, there was a strange news in the world not long ago at the house of Uncle and Aunt Baiyun of Black Earth. Their actually laid eggs!"

Lao Hei turned around and ran.

Dawn hurried to follow.

Two men stand still on the side of the stage.

Dawn: "What are you going to do?" ”

Lao Hei: "Why is your mouth like a cotton trouser waist?"

Dawn: "What's wrong?"

Lao Hei: "Why is it so loose!"

Dawn: "What's wrong?"

Lao Hei: "You said that our rooster laid eggs, is it up to the two of us to know?" My son and daughter-in-law don't know, why did you come here? ”

"Old couple" is one sentence.

There weren't too many body movements, but it was obvious that Lao Hei was obviously anxious now, but Chenxi, who was standing opposite him, had an innocent face, completely ignoring his wife's complaints.

"What are you afraid of!"

"What are you afraid of? Our rooster has laid eggs~ Doesn't this mean that I am pregnant with others! I won't ...... with you."

Lao Hei was really anxious, this sentence was even higher than just now, after speaking, he turned his head and left, however, before he took two steps, Chenxi stretched out his hand, "I counted, one, two......"

"Three, what's the matter, you've been scaring me for the rest of your life with these 3 numbers. ”

The old black seconds turned around.

The audience laughed again.

"Hahaha. ”

"Brother Hei is not powerful. ”

"If you say yes, shouldn't you be strict with your wife?"

The people who laughed at it were all male classmates.

On the contrary, those female compatriots, whether in love or marriage, are very restrained about the performance of this paragraph, some people just smile slightly, and when they move a little bigger, they just hold their foreheads and laugh lowly, which is not so exaggerated.

Of course, there are exceptions, such as Mom.

After seeing Chenxi's threatening scene, my mother smiled so much that she couldn't see her teeth, tears flowed straight down, and her bold appearance made the father on the side come to Chenyang's side one by one.

This is for fear of embarrassing my mother!

"Hey, your son's writing is good. ”

The middle-aged woman behind her poked her head over and talked to her mother.

The old mother glanced at Chenyang, and said with a humble face, "He just writes blindly, and he writes for children." ”

The middle-aged man said, "From a newcomer's point of view, this is indeed good, but from the screenwriter's point of view, this is really a child's writing, and it can only be barely enough." ”

Dad touched Chenyang.

The moment they looked at each other, both father and son laughed meaningfully.

The middle-aged woman asked, "How old is your son?"

My mother said, "Twenty-eight for the New Year." ”

The middle-aged woman said, "That's still young, the road is still long, right, Lao Xue." ”

This is for the round.

The old mother laughed and said, "Anyway, this kid has liked literature since he was a child." ”

"Oh, you'll have to train it well after that. ”

Now his work is literary, and he has written poems and books before. ”

"What books did your son write?"

"It's all pediatric stuff, what did your husband write?"

"Hey, my husband has written too many things, like any "Youth Magazine", there are articles about him. ”

"Oh......"

The mother and the middle-aged woman were idle, and the performance on stage took a big step forward.

After seeing the 20,000 yuan that Niu planned to take out, Dawn and the white clouds and black soil played by Lao Hei agreed to help with the publicity, in order to thank Niu Planning for the money they sent, Dawn asked Lao Hei to accompany the wine and go down to serve the food by himself.

After a while, a pot of hot chicken was served.

At this time, Dawn asked Lao Hei to go down to hug the chicken, while he signed a contract with Niu Planning.

The content is not rich, but the time is two or three minutes, but in just two or three minutes, I listened to the middle-aged man sitting behind the morning sun constantly commenting as a senior.

Baiyun Heitu agreed to do publicity, and the middle-aged man sighed, "It's bland." ”

Lao Hei was about to accompany the wine, and the middle-aged man sighed again, "Old-fashioned." ”

The chicken was served, and the middle-aged man sighed again, "There is no turning point." ”

Lao Hei went down to hug the chicken, Chenxi and Niu planned to sign a contract, and the middle-aged man sighed again, "It's still a child, this pit is too big, and the show is about to be smashed." ”

Tsk.

Tsk.

It's another smack.

In just a few minutes, Chenyang listened to the middle-aged man behind him constantly smacking and commenting.

Originally, the school's assembly hall could not be compared with the professional recording hall, the noise was loud, the equipment was poor, and the middle-aged man said a word left and right, and deliberately let Chenyang hear it every time.

Forget about the comments, the key is that you can't stand the noise!

endured and endured, Chenyang really couldn't stand it, and was about to turn around, the woman sitting on Chenyang's right hand suddenly turned around and said to the middle-aged man, "I said this uncle, can you be quieter, you can watch it, you can't watch it, you can't watch the trouble and leave, okay, we still have to watch it." ”

Some took the lead, others began to accuse.

"yes, you're talking too loudly. ”

"There's no such thing as you, you've been saying and saying since just now. ”

"Please respect us, okay? Don't influence a group of people because you're alone. ”

The people sitting here are all parents and some teachers, and everyone's self-discipline is relatively high, and they all speak in a low voice, and the conversation between my mother and the middle-aged woman just now is also very quiet, not like a middle-aged man.

There were many accusations, and the middle-aged man couldn't hold back on his face.

The embarrassment didn't last two seconds, and everyone's attraction was attracted by the morning light on the stage again.

At this time, she was recording an advertisement in front of the camera, and she was seen posing in exaggerated poses while shouting, "Egg-laying rooster, fighter among roosters, Oye!"

"I'll give you another side clip, the egg-laying, the fighter in the, Oye!"

shouted two and a half times in a row, and the audience was already staggering with laughter.

"Hahaha. ”

"Fighter in the rooster? Who came up with that word?"

"I'm laughing to death, what kind of sketch did I watch, this morning light is so funny. ”

"Ma Dan, compared to this sketch, those sketches just now are garbage, no, no, I can't laugh and pee alone, I want other people to see it. ”

"I want it too, I want it too. ”

Cell phone.

Flash.

HD camera.

As if they had made an appointment, the students all picked up their devices and began to shoot on the stage, some of them were shared in the group, some were posted in the circle of friends, and some were directly placed in the post bar and forum.

With the rapid spread of online media, Chenxi's sentence "Laying eggs, fighters in roosters" was quickly noticed by thousands of netizens!