"You abuse my grandson, he is a living man and not a punching bag, what do you mean by throwing him around?"

The old madman hugged Yang Xuan and ran while scolding Nuwa, and comforted Yang Xuan: "Grandson, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, with grandpa here, no one can bully you!"

He was very fast, and the escape route was also carefully chosen, and he went directly to the piles of immortals who watched the excitement of the Tiantian Ruins, and did not forget to hide his breath.

This old guy is indeed a master of escaping, no wonder he can get mixed up in the heavenly court, Yang Xuan is very afraid that this guy will escape so much that he can't even find Nuwa.

Yang Xuan's eyes rolled sharply, he thought that if he could fool this old madman and Nuwa Niangniang into a fight, maybe he could save himself and not fall into his clutches.

He smiled evilly, and then said to the old madman with a sad face: "Grandpa, grandpa, that woman bullied me, grandpa will help me beat him, okay?"

He shook the old madman's arm, and did his best to pretend to be stupid and aggrieved, he felt that it was difficult for the old madman to escape his cuteness.

"Okay!" the old madman readily agreed.

But he didn't stop, but continued to drill around in the pile of immortals, and if he drilled like this again, it was estimated that Nuwa would really not find it.

Yang Xuan looked at the old madman who didn't move, still persistently hiding his whereabouts, he couldn't help it, and said pitifully: "Grandpa, grandpa, that woman beat me so painfully!"

"Where does it hurt?" said the old madman.

"Headache, buttocks pain, stomach pain, whole body pain, she was too heavy. Grandpa, you must help me get revenge!"

"Okay!" the old man agreed to Yang Xuan, but his speed still did not slow down.

He was as nimble as a loach, and before the immortals who were watching the excitement could react at all, the old madman pushed him aside and pushed him to his original position, and the old man quickly disappeared into the pile of immortals.

Nuwa Niangniang wants to check if there is this old madman among these immortals, and the speed is much slower, so naturally she can't catch up. Guanyin and the giant spirit god, who followed Nuwa after him, were dumbfounded by the old madman's means of escape.

"Grandpa, grandpa, why don't you go and beat that woman? She is so disgusting, so hateful!" Watching the old guy disappear into this immortal pile, Yang Xuan really couldn't help it, he was a little scared.

The old man scratched Yang Xuan's nose with his hand, but his footsteps did not slow down at all, he comforted Yang Xuan and said: "Child, grandpa promised to beat her if he wanted to beat her, but grandpa can't beat her now......."

"But you can't watch your grandson being bullied and treated inhumanely!" Yang Xuan was anxious, he gambled, this was obviously bullying the IQ of the old madman.

"Child, grandpa can't beat her, grandpa still can't beat her now, and when grandpa is successful, grandpa beats her to make you angry. ”

"No, no, no, grandpa is the most powerful, grandpa can beat her. Yang Xuan pretended to be stupid and wanted to fool the old madman.

It's a pity that the old madman is like an old fox, he is not fooled at all, and he has a decent lesson for Yang Xuan:

"Grandpa really can't beat it, child, our Terran ancestor once taught us to say that if we can fight, we will fight, if we can't fight, we will run, and after we run, we will accumulate strength to fight when we are too late, regardless of the short and long term, and we don't care about the gains and losses of one city and one place...... Knowing that you will never be able to fight it, it will not work. ”

"You can't even beat a woman as a big man, don't you feel ashamed?" Seeing that the plea didn't work, Yang Xuan changed his method and adopted the agitation method.

"Our Terran ancestor once taught us that women can hold up half the sky, men and women are equal, and the idea that men are inferior to women should not be ...... Children, we should respect women, and as men in the new era, we should throw away the dross of traditional thinking. ”

This old guy doesn't eat hard and soft, anyway, he just wants to run away, he just hopes that Nuwa Niangniang can be faster, he hopes that she will live up to her name, and he hopes that she can find this old madman.

Yang Xuan still had a faint shadow in his heart, after all, he had died in Heaven for so long, maybe Nuwa Niangniang would give up, even if he didn't give up and let himself suffer with this crazy old man, it was reasonable.

has arrived at the Optimus Prime of the Tianluo Ruins, Nuwa has not caught up yet, Yang Xuan is so anxious that he almost cries.

"Hahaha, I finally got away, compared to me, your little girl's skin is a little more tender. The old madman felt safe, hugged Yang Xuan, leaned on Optimus Prime, and was in a good mood, he asked Yang Xuan with a smile, "Child, this Optimus Prime was originally used to support the sky, why is it in Heaven now, do you know why?"

Yang Xuan rubbed his head, he really didn't know about this, and he hadn't thought about it, it stands to reason that this Optimus Prime should be on the earth, it was originally used to support the sky, and this really shouldn't appear in the heavenly court.

"It's the gods who are greedy....... They all wanted a little good thing on the earth, and after the sky soared, the heavens and the earth developed day by day, the universe became bigger and bigger, and after the heavens and the earth stabilized, they moved Optimus Prime here. The mortal world has protested, but what can be done? This Optimus Prime was made by them, and they say they are just recycling......"

The crazy old man babbled and said, and then, he showed a slight smile: "Let me tell you another secret, because of the influence of Optimus Prime, the sky in this place is relatively weak, and it is very easy to tear the void into the heavenly court in this place, grandpa, I secretly climbed up from this place, and I don't need to go through the gate of heaven at all, haha......"

The mad old man was very proud.

His laughter suddenly stopped, and he became dumbfounded, because he saw Nuwa Niangniang standing behind him with a smile on her face.

She was also leaning on Optimus Prime, listening to the mad old man with a smile, she was quiet and didn't even breathe, obviously she had been waiting here for a long time.

"You, you, you're really haunted! You can find it, how did you find me?" the old man jumped up and rushed to Nuwa, asking Nuwa who was leaning against Optimus Prime.

"Because I'm a big guy. Nuwa was explaining with a smile, not as knowledgeable as the old man.

Yang Xuan's mood was like a dog in the water biting a life-saving straw, worry and hope coexisted, he decided to carefully cherish this life-saving straw and no longer die.

"Although I kept dying, my mother still didn't give up on me. Yang Xuan cheered for Nuwa Niangniang in his heart.

"Don't you want to hurt my grandson!" said the mad old man as he protected Yang Xuan in his arms.

"This is not your grandson!" Nuwa said.

"It's really my grandson, you old man don't believe it, you want him to say it himself, don't you can't rob it, right?" The crazy old man's face became very fast, and now he looked pitiful, but his hand holding Yang Xuan was quietly placed on Yang Xuan's neck, Yang Xuan had some doubts, as long as he answered no, this old madman would definitely break his neck.

It's a pity that Nuwa Niangniang didn't believe this, she just smiled and didn't even ask.

"If you don't believe it, look at this, look at this and you'll know. The old madman threw Nuwa Niangniang a yellowed scroll.

Nuwa Niangniang was still noncommittal, quietly watching the old madman's performance.

"This is a birth certificate, you Heavenly Court also has it, as long as it is a child who is born, it is recorded, you see what my grandson's fingerprints are recorded here, it will not be wrong!" The old madman said, "Look, this child is my grandson!"

The scroll of this so-called birth certificate still aroused Nuwa Niangniang's interest, because he saw that the fingerprints on this scroll were indeed Yang Xuan's, could it be that this guy made such a beautifully made and anti-counterfeit birth certificate so quickly during his escape?

Nuwa was a little strange, and she looked at it carefully.

But she didn't expect the old madman to suddenly get into trouble.

The crazy old man held Yang Xuan in one hand and pinched a handprint in the other, which was a seal on Nuwa Niangniang, this was definitely a sneak attack.

Seal the wind and thunder, and a Kunpeng turns out of the wind and thunder, which has the spirit of devouring heaven and earth. Yang Xuan's eyes were straight, although he had not cultivated, but as the heir of a fairy, and lived under the nose of an ancient god every day, he naturally knew that it was powerful.

As soon as this seal came out, Yang Xuan understood why the axe of the Giant Spirit God would break, and why Guanyin Bodhisattva had to hide.

Among the immortals, there are not many beings who can fight against such a force. But fortunately, Nuwa Niangniang is one of them.

The old madman's printing method is powerful, but it's a pity that he is facing Nuwa, even if it is a sneak attack, it has no effect.

"Awesome!" Nuwa Niangniang actually had room to praise, and then the lightning bolt came directly through the seal, and the Kunpeng formed by the seal method dissipated directly.

Nuwa Niangniang laughed and appeared in front of the crazy old man, and there were drops of blood falling from the crazy old man's hands, but the crazy old man didn't care at all, he stared at Nuwa Niangniang and smiled.

"Thank you for your mercy. When the crazy old man thanked him, he didn't forget to hug Yang Xuan tightly, for fear that Nuwa Niangniang would snatch Yang Xuan away.

Maybe she was moved by the heart of forbearance or admired the old madman's imprints, Nuwa Niangniang actually said a few more words to the old madman with a pleasant face:

"The Northern Shadow Xiaoyaoyin, it turned out to be Niu Bi's disciples and grandchildren in the Nether, no wonder you dare to come to heaven, it was Niu Bi who pointed you the way. Let go of this little guy, go to the lower realm by yourself, you should know the rules of the heavenly court, if you don't cultivate the debut fruit, you will have to return to reincarnation if you want to blend into the heavenly court, but you can already despise many immortals in this ability, and it is not difficult to cultivate the debut fruit, you should cherish it, don't try to smuggle into the heavenly court. What's more, I have a good relationship with Niubi, so I don't embarrass you. ”

"Bullnose, who?" asked the mad old man in surprise.

"It's Taoist Li Boyang. Nuwa Niangniang explained.

"I don't know, I haven't heard of it. "The mad old man is even stranger.

"Perhaps, his age in the mortal world is too old, and his name may have been forgotten, but you will certainly not know his honorific name. “

"What honorific name?" the mad old man showed the curiosity that a normal person should have.

"Lao Tzu. Nuwa Niangniang replied.

"Lao Tzu?" the crazy old man stomped his feet and said hatefully, "I remember, I remember, it's him, it's definitely him, back then I had an unlucky disciple who opened his mouth and closed his mouth to Lao Tzu, and then Lao Tzu was angered by him, so he drove him away." By the way, I remember, back then, I saw that he was pitiful, and his life was not settled, so he had been my disciple for a few years, and I couldn't let him starve to death, so I gave him a big green ox......"

Nuwa Niangniang almost fell to the ground, and the crazy old man continued to mend the knife.

"In fact, even if I can't practice, I can still endure one Lao Tzu, but he doesn't learn this baby well, and he doesn't cultivate the Tao well, what kind of Dao fruit does he want to condense, saying that he can become a god by condensing the Dao fruit, and he can live forever, what is good about the immortals, I told him a long time ago, I don't know how many immortals I have fought...... The gods didn't dare to come down to earth. ”

Nuwa Niangniang couldn't help laughing, she felt that she should really talk about Lao Tzu to call over to see this crazy old man.

"By the way, this guy has big ears, so I named him Li Da'er, but this kid thinks it's not good to have big characters in his name, and he should have great merit with big characters, and he can't call himself Da Er because of his big ears, so he changed his name to Li Er......"

Nuwa Niangniang looked at this crazy old man in surprise, at this moment, she really wanted to call the old Taoist priest over and let him listen to what this old madman had to say.

Nuwa Niangniang felt very happy, this old madman is also an interesting guy, making up a story casually is so exciting, she can't help but talk to this old madman a few more words.

"Well, maybe you're acquaintances," Nuwa said with a smile.

"Very familiar," the mad old man said to Nuwa, "You are familiar with my unsuccessful disciple, and we are also acquaintances, thank you for saving my grandson, and let my unsuccessful disciple invite you to dinner." ”

"Do you disciple still recognize you as a master?" Nuwa Niangniang teased him.

"Nonsense, if you are a teacher for one day and a father for life, can you deny me? If you don't recognize me, I will beat him to the point where he even pees in the crotch of his pants!" The old madman patted his chest and swore an oath, "Do you know where he is? I don't know him well, so I can find him to catch up with the past!"

Then, the old madman was about to slip away, but Yang Xuan saw the old madman's trick at a glance, and he hurriedly reminded Nuwa Niangniang.

"Niangniang, Niangniang save me, he wants to run. ”

Yang Xuan felt a pain in his buttocks, and the old madman directly slapped him on the back of his buttocks: "At such a young age, you will start to deceive people, I think you have taken a fancy to her, and you want to stay by her side and be a boy, right?

Then he nodded and said to Nuwa Niangniang: "Don't laugh at the immortals, my grandson is skinned! I pretended to be dead for many years before, and I pretended to be motionless for many years, but now I am dead when I come back to life." “

Nuwa finally remembered that Yang Xuan was not the grandson of this old man, this old man was actually a dangerous person, and it was an extremely unreliable thing to hand over Yang Xuan to him.

"He's not your grandson," Nuwa Niangniang said with a calm face, "You put him down, he's not your grandson, he's the heir of the immortals in our heavenly court, his ancestors have been immortals for generations, how can it be your grandson?"

"I don't want to lie to me," the crazy old man suddenly became anxious, he glared, "You are a great immortal, you can't lie to me as a mere mortal, you are stupid to me, immortals have Dao fruits, Dao fruits will change bloodlines, the descendants of immortals have strong bloodlines, and they have the ability of the immortal family as soon as they are born, but this child has no immortal skills at all, he is a physical mortal, but you say that he is the heir of a fairy - you deceive an old man like this, don't you have a painful conscience?"

Nuwa felt that it was difficult to explain this matter clearly, Yang Xuan was indeed the heir of the gods, or the product of the cooperative experiments of several giants in the heavenly court, and was the son of Yang Jian, the best god of the new generation, the future leader of the heavenly court, and the giants of the heavenly court hoped to create a super immortal for the unknown crisis, and gave him their strongest Dao fruits, hoping that he could protect the heavenly court and the world, but unfortunately the Dao fruits were born and restrained, and in the end he became a mortal.

"You don't know when I don't know, the bloodline of the fairy family can be inherited, the fairy heir can jump when he is born, he can subdue demons and subdue demons, and call for wind and rain, but he doesn't know anything, a body of mortal blood, who of you immortals can give birth to such an heir, then give birth to one for me to see!"

The old madman was unforgiving, and the more he talked, the more angry he became, and he pointed at Nuwa Niangniang with his dirty finger and shouted: "I understand, you are not a god at all, maybe you are the legendary human trafficker Aunt Mei!"

Nuwa Niangniang laughed angrily, and asked the old madman: "I'm an immortal, what do I want to do as a human trafficker?"

"I'm also very strange, you are an immortal, if you don't do a good immortal, why do you want to be a human trafficker?" The old madman's cross-examination was very problematic, but there was no way to refute it.

"I ....." Nuwa Niangniang's good temper was finally angered by the nonsense of this old madman, and then yelled, "I'll beat you old boy!"

Who is Nuwa Niangniang? The ancient god, even in the heavenly court, her combat power is ranked first, and she has the power to destroy the world with a single blow of anger.

She slapped and exhaled, even if Da Luo Jinxian was immortal, he would be disabled.

Fortunately, Nuwa Niangniang is compassionate by nature and is unwilling to kill easily, especially for intelligent creatures, Nuwa Niangniang will definitely not kill easily.

Nuwa Niangniang slapped the old madman angrily, and did not intend to take the old madman's life, but this old madman was too nonsensical and annoying, Nuwa Niangniang just wanted to teach him a lesson, beat him out of heaven, and ended up out of sight.

This crazy old man can scream in front of the giant spirit god and Guanyin Bodhisattva, and can even break the big axe of the giant spirit god and block the auspicious clouds of Guanyin, but he is completely vulnerable in front of Nuwa Niangniang, he didn't even have time to scream before he flew out and flew out of the heavenly court.

"See if I don't kill you, dare to be cheap in front of this girl!" Nuwa Niangniang was furious, and the old madman was still angry with the old madman.

"Nuwa, you're throwing things around again. Over there, a white-bearded and white-haired old man riding a bull greeted Nuwa Niangniang from afar, "Just now I saw lightning and thunder, something broke the barrier of heaven and fell out to the mortal world, I knew that it was a girl who was throwing things around." “

"It's not right to litter things, I have an apprentice who likes to litter, so I told him, don't litter, what if you hit a child? Even if you can't hit a child, it's not right to hit a flower or a plant. "With him, there is a white and chubby old monk, the old monk is amiable, at first glance it is the kind of character who convinces people with reason, he said to Nuwa Niangniang slowly.

According to Nuwa Niangniang's personality setting, Nuwa Niangniang should be crazy at this time and throw these two guys out, but at this moment she didn't, she went crazy and went berserk.

"Kid,, kid, oh no, I lost the kid with me,!"