Many people think that the most popular domestic product in the country of Stars and Stripes is Lao Gan Ma, but this is not accurate.

Many domestic products are at the level of hot sales in the country of stars and stripes, and the most popular is Ma Yinglong hemorrhoids cream.

Lao Gan Ma is popular in the Stars and Stripes, but in fact, most of the consumers are still Chinese and Asian, but this Ma Yinglong hemorrhoids cream is popular regardless of race and class.

On the Amazon of the Stars and Stripes, Ma Yinglong's score is higher than that of the old godmother, and the customer evaluation is more than dozens of times that of the old godmother, all praise!

The point is that the most annoying thing is that this Nima hemorrhoid cream is obviously used to wipe the buttocks, which has made the beauty ladies develop new features. You must know that the main effect of this hemorrhoid cream is to clear away heat and dampness, invigorate blood and reduce swelling, and remove saprophytic muscles.

This has made countless women who often stay up late (regardless of nationality or race) regard it as an artifact and buy this thing to wipe on the bags under their eyes. Hemorrhoids plaster your eyes?

This is not the most exaggerated, because of its fire defeat effect, some people also wipe the ulcers and sores at the corners of their mouths, and the mental quality of these people is really strong!

Of course, Xiao Peng personally believes that the most awesome thing about this Ma Yinglong is not his curative effect, but their advertisement. can be called a fighter in the advertising industry, after reading it, he can only give a thumbs up and say silently: Serve!

In fact, that ad is very simple, from beginning to end there are all kinds of butts: when walking, when working out, when running。。。。。。 A calm man narrated beside him:

Every life has a different kind of splendor, exuding its own light;

It is the unremitting struggle, but also the indifference that is not slow;

It is an unruly feeling, and it is also a maturity that lifts weights like a weight.

In the Mood for Love, half on the left and half on the right.

In the face of tremendous pressure, he did not say a word and endured it silently.

If you are excluded in time, you can recover quickly.

Meet the challenges with confidence and optimism,

Before praise and temptation, it is so fresh and elegant.

Honor and disgrace are not alarmed, even if danger is near,

also maintains the calmness of smiling at life, mellow and plump.

Every successful person has a healthy and good ass.

Hemorrhoids come without a trace, and the buttocks are more outstanding.

Ma Yinglong hemorrhoids medicine to make your ass smile and bloom!

The conscience of heaven and earth, Xiao Peng was stunned when he first saw this advertisement, and at first thought it was a sanitary napkin advertisement, but later found that there was a man's buttocks, thinking it was a pants advertisement, and then he saw a fitness person, and thought it was a diet pill advertisement. In the end, I never expected that it would be an advertisement for hemorrhoid cream?

Later, it was discovered that this advertising work was actually produced by the Beast Yi Xiaoxing team, which also understands that the bald man has never taken an unusual path.

The key is the last sentence of the advertising slogan: Let your ass smile and blossom?

Flowering?

How to open?

Is the chrysanthemum full of wounds?

Anyway, this advertisement plus curative effect, Ma Yinglong is indeed on fire. How hot is it? Now it is the royal identity of the GAY circle of the Stars and Stripes!

Apply it to the chrysanthemum before going to the banquet, and when you get closer, you can smell a strong musky fragrance, which has a strong aphrodisiac effect。。。。。。 Of course, the most important thing is to protect the chrysanthemums.

Sure enough, it's a laugh!

However, this hemorrhoid cream that is very popular with the common people, but the rich people of the Star and Spangled Country like Miao Miao don't know, but this is not surprising.

The reason is simple, these wealthy people believe in Western medicine and rarely use ointments, and even if someone does, they will choose a one called 'Dr. Butler's Hemorrhoids & Anal Fissure Ointment'. The reason is not that this thing has a better effect, but that this hemorrhoid cream has obvious ingredient tips, mainly the local anesthetic lidocaine and vasoconstrictor phenylephrogen, and Ma Yinglong is blank without any logo.

In fact, neither of these drugs has been approved by the Stars and Stripes State Food and Drug Administration. In particular, Ma Yinglong could not have been approved by the FDA at all, because they have long banned drugs containing 'borneol' (borneol) from the market, and one of the main ingredients of Ma Yinglong is borneol.

(Many people say that Ma Yinglong said that it was just a good job in advertising, a marketing technique.) Please, have you ever used it? Lao Yang really used it! You don't understand the kind of pain, the blood flowing, the pain of standing and not daring to sit and not sitting, the old man put a sanitary napkin on his buttocks! In the end, he was really cured by Ma Yinglong! Because the day before he couldn't help but go to the hospital, Lao Tzu used this thing! Here is an advertisement for them to commemorate the sanitary napkin that was once attached to Lao Yang's buttocks。。。。。。 ）

When Miao Miao was still there struggling with the question of why Xiao Peng took out the hemorrhoid cream from his dress, the car had already arrived at the scene of the charity gala.

The auction venue is not a professional venue, but in a large villa in Beverly Hills. Just like a regular cocktail party, people smoke cigars and hold their glasses on the lawn and talk and laugh.

The car stopped at the door, and a waiter came up and opened the door for them. Xiao Peng and the others got out of the car with Mr. and Mrs. Padgio.

There are many people here who know Pagio and his wife, and they are in a hurry to come up and talk, and after Pagio and the others greet them politely, they introduce Xiao Peng and the others to them.

As a result, Xiao Peng and the others were obviously snubbed, and the attitude of these people towards Xiao Peng and the two was completely different from that of the Padgio couple. The Pagios were surrounded by the crowd, while Xiao Peng and the others were ignored.

If you think about it, it is also certain that the Padgios ------ fashion tycoons and top rich people, and Xiao Peng and Yang Meng ------ jockeys and horse farm owners. Even if it's a triple crown jockey, it's just a jockey, isn't it?

But Xiao Pengzhi didn't care about this, he was holding a glass of champagne to watch the live dance performance. As for Yang Meng, he didn't care, he didn't know where to go to pick up girls.

Just when Xiao Peng was bored after watching the performance for a while, and wanted to ask when the charity auction would start, Yang Meng walked back with a depressed face.

"Dude, what's this expression?" Xiao Peng asked curiously.

Yang Meng took a glass of champagne from the waiter's hand and drank it all: "Don't mention it, no one can soak in the special bubble." The girls here have eyes above their eyebrows. ”

Xiao Peng laughed after hearing this: "Of course." Which woman here is not well-informed? Oh, I don't mean their vision, I mean men. What kind of men have they never met? Otherwise, are they worthy of their status as 'courtesans'? In their eyes, what kind of appearance, age, and height are not the most crucial factors for men, but what is the most crucial thing? Money! Money is the last word, just like us, when we hear that we are horse farm owners? How much money can we have? Here are other people are their goals. ”

Yang Meng was stunned: "Are people here very rich?"

Xiao Peng laughed: "Didn't you hear what Paji said in the car just now? The people who came here today are probably not more than five people worth more than 100 million." A considerable number of them are at the level of tens of millions, and most of them are not even at the level of tens of millions. In order to evade taxes, the people of this Stars and Stripes dared to set up a charitable fund worth hundreds of thousands. ”

"The threshold for setting up a charitable foundation is so low?" Yang Meng's eyes widened.

Xiao Peng nodded: "Because it is low enough, there are many things that need to be handled, and it is a very cumbersome and complicated procedure." Pudge kind of helped me out with a big problem this time. Of course, this is not a big deal for him, after all, as a top rich man, these things are not a big deal for him. It can even be said that he is familiar with the road. ”

"What do you mean?" Yang Meng was puzzled.

Xiao Peng explained with a smile: "Look at this Pagio, in fact, he is a serious money fan, and he tried his best to avoid taxes." His charitable fund can only be regarded as a small tax evasion, and his real hand is powerful. Since 2010, he has transferred some of his assets to Luxembourg, a well-known tax haven, in what he says is 'getting a reasonable tax benefit'. But anyone with a discerning eye knows that they are doing this as a means of tax evasion. Later, the tax authorities found out about this and paid 420 million euros in taxes, but now those branches are still in Luxembourg. In order to avoid taxes. The lawsuit is still going on. If he loses the case, I'm afraid he will have to pay a fine of more than one billion euros!"

Yang Meng's eyes widened when he heard this: "I didn't expect this Paji to be so picky? Is this an obvious challenge to the tax law?"

Xiao Peng smiled and shook his head: "Dude, this thing is not unusual at all, Qingqi once wrote a book called "Rich Dad Poor Dad", which says: 'The rich rely on their familiarity with the system to design all kinds of clever tax avoidance schemes, and finally make the tax rate much lower than that of diligent office workers, so if the poor can't learn the rules of the rich, they will always be poor.' More than 170 of Luxembourg's Fortune 500 companies have established branches in Luxembourg, and they have transferred hundreds of billions of dollars of assets to Luxembourg, and through the establishment of financial financing companies for 'intra-company borrowing', the preparation of complex accounting statements and legal structures, etc., they can finally obtain a tax rate close to zero. This is just Luxembourg alone, you must know that there are 50 or 60 tax havens similar to this in the world, and the total amount of tax avoidance is as high as 20 trillion yuan every year! Luxembourg is quite good, and 18,000 companies have registered in the Agland House in the Cayman Islands alone! Not to mention anything else, there are not 100,000 companies in our country that are doing this now, but there are 80,000! All these people should be damned!

Yang Meng pouted: "Okay, don't say it so lofty, don't you also want to set up a charitable fund to avoid taxes?"

Xiao Peng stretched out two fingers: "First, my charitable fund is not for tax avoidance, I will make it have a real effect, and second." I'm avoiding taxes in the Stars and Stripes, and I don't want them to take advantage of me, but I won't avoid taxes at home. This is a matter of principle. Paying taxes is the responsibility of enterprises to society, and when enterprises try their best to avoid this responsibility, society will naturally not be able to support enterprises. Now the European economic recovery is weak, unemployment is high, and the budget is cut, and the root of all this is precisely because of tax evasion!"

After hearing this, Yang Meng also became interested: "How did they evade taxes? How could they evade taxes by setting up companies in other countries?"