The black elongated Cadillac was driving on the street, and in addition to the driver, there were four people in the car, in addition to the Padgio and his wife, Xiao Peng and Yang Meng.

Everyone was dressed in formal clothes, even Yang Meng was wearing a dress, but it didn't match his appearance and this dress.

I saw him look unhappy: "I just feel like I've fallen into the pit now." Why should I join in the fun with you? ”

"No one asked you to come, you were clamoring to come!" Xiao Peng said.

Yang Meng sighed: "You all ran out, who will play with me." What are you going to do today? What does this Hawking have to do with you? By the way, is his name Hawking or his surname Hawking?"

"His surname is Stephen Hawking, Stephen Hawking. Xiao Peng replied to him, but he still turned his head and asked Pagio: "Yes, what does it have to do with us when he dies?

Pagio gave the answer: "Xiao, don't you want to use the money you got in the Stars and Stripes Country for charity? I've been helping you with this for a while, and I'm almost done now." His death is a good opportunity for you to make a final decision."

"What does it have to do with me doing charity when he dies?" Xiao Peng really didn't know what the connection was between the two, and he was still confused.

Pagio handed Xiao Peng a cigar, "Do you know why the people of the Stars and Stripes are keen on charity?"

Xiao Peng didn't want to think about it: "Tax avoidance, right?"

Pagio nodded: "That's right, the charity fund is a tax avoidance method for the wealthy class of the Stars and Stripes. The principle is very simple, the charitable fund is not taxable, I set up a fund, and then I am the person in charge of the fund. So who are the beneficiaries of this charitable foundation? Of course, I have the final say. I said that I would help whoever needed help, then I said that the person who needed help the most was myself, and no one could do it? ”

Xiao Peng thought for a moment: "I still hope to set up a charity fund in Huaxia." ”

Pagio said, "In that case, the amount of money you earn in the Stars and Stripes will be at least one-third less." Taxable. ”

"HAT? Grab the money! This charity fund must be run in the Stars and Stripes Country! At least the money I make in the Stars and Stripes Country must be run here!" Xiao Peng said indignantly: "Then what does this have to do with Hawking's death?"

In 2015, Stephen Hawking applied for a name patent to prevent people from abusing his name for profit, and set up a charitable foundation to promote research on motor neuron diseases. ”

"Wait, the name can also be patented?" Yang Meng interrupted Pagio.

Pagio said: "Yes, Hawking is the third person on our planet to patent his name after JK Rowling and David Beckham. Now we're going to a charity auction by the Hawking Charitable Foundation. ”

"Uh, I'll interrupt. Xiao Peng asked: "When did this Hawking die?"

"Early this morning. Pagio replied.

"Then hold a charity auction now, so efficient?" Xiao Peng's eyes widened.

Pagio took a puff of cigarette and said lightly: "Who said that charitable funds are not commercial operations? Holding a charitable fund at this time is the time to maximize the interests of the Hawking Charity Fund, I don't know how long they have been operating this thing." At the same time, this is an unwritten rule in the charity circle, that is, the flow of funds: today you donate to me, tomorrow I will donate to you, and the large-scale capital flow of tax-sheltered charitable funds like this is almost always in such circles. At the same time, it can also raise the reputation of your charitable foundation, which is what everyone does. ”

Xiao Peng sighed: "Feelings are a group of hypocrites playing house. ”

Pagio laughed, "Congratulations on joining the ranks of hypocrites." ”

Xiao Peng frowned: "Why do you feel so awkward?"

Yang Meng sighed and interjected: "I'm depressed now, I knew it was like this, I wouldn't come." It's boring to think about, Peggy, Miao, I don't mean you. ”

Miao Miao said: "Yang, let me tell you, the scene is full of beautiful women, this is a time for celebrities to gather." Are they going to brush their faces? ”

When Yang Meng heard this, he directly turned his head and patted the cab partition: "Dude, hurry up! Let's go early." ”

Everyone: "。。。。。。 ”

Xiao Peng said angrily: "Hurry up and fart, you, you should at least make some preparations, you need to know who Hawking is." When you get there, everyone knows Hawking, and they talk about Hawking, and you don't even know who he is, can you soak up a girl?"

Yang Meng looked proud after hearing this: "Do you really think I'm stupid? Isn't it Hawking? What kind of theoretical physicist, known as the most outstanding theoretical physicist after Einstein." The book "A Brief History of Time" sold horribly, translated into 40 languages, with an average of one copy for every 750 people. I haven't won the Nobel Prize, what a cow. ”

Xiao Peng was stunned: "Damn, do you really know him?"

"Of course I know. You think I'm an idiot?" Yang Meng looked proud.

Xiao Peng said: "Then do you know his achievements? Its most important contributions are the singularity theorem in 70 years and the Hawking radiation in 74 years, and his scientific contributions are mainly concentrated in the field of general relativity, and there are almost no people who have won awards in this field, even Einstein has not won an award for general relativity! Einstein won the Nobel Prize because he completely proved the theory of the photoelectric effect with experiments. Although Hawking's 'black hole theory' has opened the door to cosmological exploration, it is still in the theoretical stage after all, and cannot be fully confirmed now, and his theory still has some flaws. So naturally I won't get the Nobel Prize. ”

Pagio chimed in: "In fact, in the later stage, Hawking has left academia. What is the honorary member of the Royal Literary Society, the Stars and Stripes Nation President's Peace Prize, basically has nothing to do with academics. In fact, this has something to do with the media touting, just like Van Gogh and John Lennon, right? Do you say that John Lennon's musical achievements can be higher than those of the Rolling Stones? Do you say that Van Gogh's artistic achievements can be higher than Kandinsky's? But now we see that John Lennon and Van Gogh are much more famous than Rolling Stone and Kandinsky, right? Why is that why John Lennon is mentioned because of his music? No, but because of his anti-war, peace, and resistance ideas, and mentioning Van Gogh is also his life deeds such as cutting off his ears, and his talent is interesting. These are the consumption points of the masses. If it were you, would you find it more appealing for Van Gogh to cut off his ears for the sake of the JI woman, or would it be more appealing to Kandinsky's great art group 'Blue Knights'?"

"If you really talk about the basic theory, your Chinese Professor Yang's 'Yang-Mills' theory, which is one of the cornerstones of the basic theory of modern physics, the discovery of this theory is no exaggeration to say that it is on the same level as the theory of relativity. And Hawking's "A Brief History of Time" is, to put it bluntly, an extension and civilian interpretation of Einstein's theory of relativity. In terms of contribution, Professor Yang's contribution is comparable to Hawking's, and may even be higher than Hawking's. But is it your Professor Yang who is well-known, or is it Stephen Hawking, who is disabled and speaks electronically in a wheelchair, that attracts more attention?"

Xiao Peng was stunned for a moment: "Dude, what you said is interesting, how can you hear that you have a strong keyboard warrior flavor in what you say? Anyway, Hawking is definitely a great physicist." ”

Pagio said disdainfully, "No matter how great you are, you are still an Eagle Nation." ”

"Poof. Xiao Peng sprayed and pointed his middle finger at Pagiobi!"Since you don't like it, what are you going to do?"

"I said, it's a business event, it's all about publicity, women are going to get exposure, I'm going to promote my charity fund, I'm going to build momentum for your charity fund. ”

Xiao Peng was stunned: "My charity fund?"

Pagio nodded: "Didn't you talk to Mengzi about doing charity last time? It's so difficult for you to do charity over there, so I'm here to help you set up a charity fund, and the management personnel are my fund managers, all the frameworks have been built, you just need to inject funds and determine a charity goal." ”

"Hold the grass, it's so simple, how do you do it?" Xiao Peng's eyes widened.

"It's as easy as you cured me. Padgio's answer is also classic.

Can such a thing be simple? All kinds of procedures, all kinds of departments, and all kinds of audits can definitely be done well by breaking his legs! If Xiao Peng is allowed to run the operation himself, it may take several years to do it well. But as Peggy himself said, he had a way to do it.

Xiao Peng didn't ask him how to do this, just like Peggy's liver cancer, it was a difficult thing for others, but it was a simple thing in Xiao Peng's hands. Since Pu Ji said so, Xiao Peng didn't ask more.

However, Miao Miao's face was anxious after hearing this: "Puji, are you sick? What is the disease? Are you okay?"

Pudge was stunned, I went, and I said that I had leaked my mouth.

Xiao Peng took over the conversation: "Oh, it's not a big deal, it may be because my cooking is too delicious, your Paji hemorrhoids are committed, and Ma Yinglong will go down with medicine!"

When Miao Miao heard this, he looked at Puji with a suspicious expression.

Peggy looked embarrassed, but still nodded desperately: "That's right! That Ma Yinglong is really a good thing, the person who invented it should go to win the Nobel Prize! This magic ointment doesn't know how many streets of similar medicine in our country there are! He will heal you, make you be yourself, and make you no longer have to wriggle around in your seat while sitting! Now it makes me dance in the toilet, waltz, and make me proudly pull out last night's Mexican cheese pie. And I'm not scared at all!"

But now he is about to scold Xiao Peng out of Xiang: You just have hemorrhoids, your whole family has hemorrhoids!

Miao Miao asked Xiao Peng with a look of surprise: "Is there such a good thing? Isn't it a joke?"

Xiao Peng pretended to dig out his pocket and took out a box of Ma Yinglong from the ring: "Amazon sells for 12.66 US dollars, and we Huaxia 18.5 yuan, which can not only cure hemorrhoids, but also eliminate dark circles, you are welcome to be slaughtered." ”

Miao Miao's mouth opened widely: "Xiao, what do you think about hemorrhoids cream in the dress?"

Belch. Patronized the promotion of domestic products, and forgot about this stubble.

PS: Just found out that the monthly pass has started to double. Lao Yang begged for votes and support!