Text Text_Chapter 24 Poor Sling
Rumble!
At that moment, Zhu Gangguan finally understood why Sun Wukong said that he didn't want him to die......
I saw a fist like a hill rise from the flat ground, the strength of the fist was as solid as substance, and wherever it passed, the air exploded, and the flames soared into the sky! Before the fist strength arrived, his body already had the feeling that it was about to explode! He had never felt that death was so close to him!
"This ...... This TM is mortal?!" Pig Gang shouted in disbelief.
"Master, stop! That pig's head is also escorting you to the West Heaven to learn scriptures!" Sun Wukong shouted.
Rumble!
I saw that Zhu Gangguan was blasted into the sky by that punch, and disappeared directly!
Sun Wukong looked up, and finally sighed: "The skin is quite thick, and he is not dead......"
Looking at this side again, Tang Sanfu beckoned everyone: "Let's go, let's go!"
Bailongma said, "Master, you can't last long?"
Rumble!
A punch rushed into the sky!
A horse flew away......
Tang Sanyu looked at Sun Wukong: "What do you want to say?"
Sun Wukong's head was covered with cold sweat: "Uh...... Master, let's go. ”
In an instant, Sun Wukong felt that the pressure on his body disappeared, and he knew that he had escaped.
At this moment, he saw a burly figure rushing out of Gao Laozhuang, it was simply a pig with long hair!
Looking at Tang San's burial who was sweating profusely, he suddenly understood why this thief ran away.
Sun Wukong grinned and said in his heart: "It turns out that this thief is also afraid...... Haha......"
Laughing, Sun Wukong hurriedly chased after him.
When Sun Wukong caught up with Tang San's burial, he saw that the guy was squatting under a big tree, looking at something like a small drop of water in a daze.
He leaned over and saw that it was a piece of jade, and a drop of blood was sealed in the jade......
Although he doesn't know what this thing is, Sun Wukong knows that this thing seems to be very important to the bald man. Because his eyes on jade were very serious......
If he hadn't seen it today, Sun Wukong would never have believed it, and this unreliable fucking fake monk would have a serious and even sad time.
"Master, what is this?" asked Sun Wukong.
Tang San said: "I found it in Gao Cuilan's house, and I am very familiar with the breath emitted by this drop of blood. Unfortunately, I can't remember whose breath it is......"
Sun Wukong comforted: "Master, you don't have to worry, this world is so big, as long as people are still there, they will be able to meet sooner or later."
Besides, if you're lucky, you might be able to meet ...... on the way west."
Tang Sanfu nodded and said, "Makes sense......"
"Master, we're back again!"
With a shout, the white dragon horse galloped all the way with the pig Gangguana.
Tang Sanfu said with a smile: "You stupid horse, come back when you come back, what other New Year's goods do you bring?" Wukong, pull the pig to bleed, pluck the hair and stuff it in the pocket, let's eat it on the way." ”
Hearing this, the originally seriously injured pig Gangguan hurriedly got up and shouted, "Master, Master...... I'm not a pig, I'm a pig!"
Tang Sanzang said: "The anus is cracked, don't delay eating!"
Pig Gangguan: "@#¥......"
Sun Wukong and White Dragon Horse hurriedly helped explain.
Tang Sanfu muttered, "You were also arranged by Guanyin Bodhisattva?"
Zhu Gangguan nodded repeatedly: "Yes." ”
Tang Sanyu nodded and said, "This bodhisattva thinks very carefully, this is because he is afraid that we will starve on the road, so he prepared dry food for us in advance." ”
Pig Gangguana: "@#¥@......"
Zhu Gangguan said with a crying voice: "Master, I am not dry food, I am escorting you to the West Heaven to learn scriptures." ”
Tang San said, "You escort me, can you beat me, or can you beat this monkey?"
Zhu Gangguan stared at the beads of his eyes, looked at Sun Wukong, and then looked at this thief bald, it seems that he can't beat any of them!
Tang San spread his hands and said: "Look, the force value is not as good as me, you can't use you in a fight, what do you say you are not dry food?"
Hearing this, Zhu Gangguan felt that he might have been the dry food arranged by the Bodhisattva......
Sun Wukong couldn't stand it anymore, and coughed dryly: "Master, isn't this still a bit of a flat salute? He is so big, it's no problem to carry the burden." ”
Zhu Gangguan nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, yes, I can carry the burden." ”
Tang Sanfu raised his eyebrows and looked at Sun Wukong: "He is carrying the burden, what are you doing?"
Sun Wukong was dumbfounded: "I...... Protecting ......"
"Huh?!" Tang Sanfu narrowed his eyes, a murderous aura brewing!
Sun Wukong swallowed his saliva, a pair of eyes just saw the white dragon horse, and hurriedly shouted: "I'll lead the horse for you!"
Tang Sanfu thought about it: "If you say this, you are indeed somewhat useful. ”
Sun Wukong knew that he had escaped again.
Tang San said: "Okay, dry food, you carry the burden, Wukong, you come to lead the horse, let's continue on the road." ”
Zhu Gangguan listened to this name, it was called an awkwardness: "Master, before I came, Guanyin Bodhisattva had already given me a good Dharma name, and my name was Wu Neng." ”
Tang San was stunned for a moment: "Have you taken the law name?"
Zhu Gangguan nodded and said, "Yes, take it, my name is Zhu Wuneng." ”
Tang San said: "My apprentice, what does it mean for her to take the Dharma name? Since she has taken it, then you can go with her to learn the scriptures...... Forget it, Wukong dragged this pig to the river to bleed, let's open the pot and make rice!"
When Zhu Gangguan heard this, he was so frightened that he cried out, "Master, Master...... Don't get me wrong, although the Dharma name is taken by the Bodhisattva, you can also get me one! Big deal, I'll tell the Bodhisattva when I go back, I don't want the Dharma name she gave, and I can follow you to the West Heaven to learn the scriptures in the future?"
Tang Sanfu: "That's it...... , too. ”
Pig Gangguan secretly breathed a sigh of relief......
Tang Sanfu muttered: "Wukong is a Wuzi generation, you should also have a Wuzi...... It stands to reason that you are really useless, and it is okay to call you incompetent...... But you can still pick up a burden, and you are a little wronged by incompetence. ”
Pig Gangguan was secretly happy, it seems that he can get rid of the word dry food!
Then I heard Tang Sanfu pat his thigh and say, "Yes, you can call it Gohan." ”
Pig Gang muttered, "Gohan...... Lunch...... This TM still hasn't escaped the range of dry food!"
Zhu Gang shouted, "Master, can you change it?"
"Wukong, pull to the river to bleed!"
"Master, I think Gohan is very good, I like this name!"
"Really?"
"Really!"
"That's okay, let's carry the burden, Wukong will lead the horse!"
……
In this way, under the coercion of Tang San's funeral, Zhu Gangguan also joined the Xitian funeral group......
At the same time, outside the Guanyin Zen Temple.
Looking at the top of the mountain burned into ruins in front of him, Tang Seng asked with a blank face: "Everyone, didn't you say that there is a temple here where you can rest?"
The eighteen Buddhist Protectors Jialan, Liuding Liujia Divine Generals, Four Values Gong Cao, Wufang Jiedi and others who were responsible for escorting Tang San's funeral looked at each other, and they were all confused, and said in their hearts: "This plot is not right!"
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