Text Text_Chapter 23 merciless mockery

"Woo...... Why are you here again? I said, I'd rather die than obey!"

Tang San said: "I'm not that pig, that pig has been beaten away by my apprentice." My name is Tang Sanburi, and I am your new ...... Well, maybe it's your past, your former husband...... Oops, I can't tell. Look at me, look at who I am!"

"Hugh is going to lie to me, you don't know that you are good at the art of change, and I won't believe you even if you become what you are. Gao Cuilan said.

Tang Sanfu scratched his bald head and said, "Or, you light the lamp and inspect the goods first?"

Gao Cuilan snorted: "You didn't send candles, and you locked the doors and windows, where can I go to light the lights?"

Tang San's funeral, patted his head, and then remembered, what kind of candle is used in broad daylight!

Tang Sanfu turned around and punched out in one direction!

Rumble!

The walls are blown up!

The bright sunlight shone into the room, Tang Sanfu slowly turned his head and said with a smile: "I can see it clearly this time, lady, the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, let's ......"

Before Tang Sanfu finished speaking, his gaze fell on a tiger spirit stone placed on the table beside him, and that familiar aura was emitted by it. In other words, there are no acquaintances here who he thinks they are......

I couldn't help but feel a little disappointed......

Knock Knock......

Two footsteps sounded, and Tang Sanyu looked up, his expression suddenly becoming distorted.

Behind me, in the darkness, a burly figure stepped on the floor with heavy steps, creaking the floor.

The other party approached, the light shone on her body, and Tang Sanfu only felt that his heart was half cold.

I saw an incomparably burly woman with a round face and small eyes standing in front of Tang San's burial.

She looked at Tang Sanfu with a look of surprise and surprise, shyly raised a pair of big futon-sized hands to cover her face, and said shyly: "Oops...... You...... Why are you so good-looking?"

At this moment, the old lady Gao was probably afraid that her daughter would annoy the fierce thief and get into trouble, so she shouted at the top of her voice: "Cuilan, my father has found you a new husband, and he is from the Tang Dynasty...... You...... You...... Hey......"

Mrs. Gao wanted to say, if not, you can leave.

Anyway, it's better to live with a person than with a pig.

However, as a father, he can't say this kind of thing to his daughter......

However, this half sentence was enough, Gao Cuilan's eyes flashed, she grinned, and said with a smile: "You didn't lie to me, you are really a person!

Tang Sanyu looked at this woman's appearance, and subconsciously shook his head and said, "Uh...... Actually, I ...... Well, not personally. ”

"Actually, I'm not a person, we just happened to be on the right track. Gao Cuilan looked at Tang San's funeral with great excitement.

Tang Sanyu hurriedly shouted: "Don't, don't...... Don't get excited, I'm a monk, we're not suitable. ”

The old lady below shouted: "He's still vulgar!"

Tang Sanfu couldn't wait to go down and strangle the old man, but Gao Cuilan shouted excitedly: "It's still vulgar, husband, the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, come on!"

Gao Cuilan opened her big hand and hugged it.

Tang Sanfu was so frightened that he grabbed the amber stone on the table, and then jumped directly from the second floor, and ran away, shouting as he ran:

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, the poor monk decided not to return to the world!"

I only heard a bang behind me, as if a small mountain had fallen from the sky, and the earth trembled.

The footsteps rumbled, and Gao Cuilan shouted: "Husband, don't run away! I don't care if you are still vulgar, today you are mine!"

Tang Sanfu shouted with a crying voice: "Don't worry, there is a rule for everything, our marriage hasn't been done yet......"

As a result, I heard the old lady Gao shouting: "The feelings are in place, and the etiquette is invalid! Since my daughter likes you, then I have no opinion! If your parents agree, then you are already husband and wife!"

I saw Tang San's funeral stabbing and removing a piece of white cloth, biting his fingertips and quickly writing two big characters on it and throwing it over, the old lady Gao opened it and saw that there were two blood-red characters written on it: "Hugh Shu!"

Mrs. Gao's family was speechless for a while......

Gao Cuilan howled and cried: "Don't do it, I won't do it!"

No one could pull her, so she chased after her.

Outside, the white dragon horse limped back to the outside of Gao Laozhuang.

At this moment, Sun Wukong descended from the sky with a pig gangguana, Sun Wukong didn't see Tang San's burial, and asked curiously: "Xiaobai, where is Master?"

The white dragon horse looked at Zhu Gangguan, and finally sighed: "Hey...... It's a long story. What's the matter with this pig?"

Sun Wukong said simply, this pig Gangguan is not an ordinary person, but a god in the sky, Marshal Tianpeng in charge of the water army. Because he drank too much wine and teased Chang'e and was demoted to the mortal, he ended up reincarnating the wrong fetus and reincarnating a pig fetus, which became a monster.

He was also enlightened by Guanyin and came to escort Tang Seng to the West Heaven to learn scriptures.

When Bailongma heard that it was a person all the way, he nodded his head and said, "Welcome to Ha ......."

Zhu Gangguan arched his hand and said: "In the future, everyone will take care of Ha ......."

"Master?" asked Sun Wukong again.

Bai Longma explained the matter roughly, and finally sighed and said: "I really can't stop it, he has to get married......

Calculate the time, if he is still long-lasting, he should still be in the cave room. ”

Hearing this, Sun Wukong didn't react, and Zhu Gang was furious:

"It's too much! A friend's wife can't be bullied, he is good, and the apprentice's wife won't let go!

A soldier can be killed, not to mention the hatred of taking his wife?

Today I will let him, a little bald man with a mortal body, understand what the wrath of the gods is!"

Sun Wukong saw that the pig was about to kill him when he picked up the nine-toothed nail rake, and hurriedly stopped him: "Idiot, you better not go." ”

Zhu Gangguan roared angrily: "Monkey, you get out of the way for me, don't worry about this matter, it's not easy for anyone to intercede today! I must let him understand a truth, I escorted him for the sake of Guanyin Bodhisattva's face, he is so excessive now, then don't blame me for being unkind!"

Sun Wukong pulled Zhu Gang and said: "I'm not interceding for him, I don't want you to die." ”

At this moment, a bald head in the distance shouted while running: "The wind is howling!"

When the enemy meets, he is very red-eyed, not to mention the hatred of taking his wife?

The pig just roared: "The thief is bald, suffer death!"

After speaking, the pig just rose into the sky, and the nine-toothed nail rake seemed to draw nine milky ways in the air, falling from the sky, and smashed down with a bald head!

Tang Sanfu was running, and suddenly saw someone attacking, and when he saw that it was this pig, he suddenly became angry, and he raised his hand to punch it!