The Great Sage Mansion.

Every evening, the Great Sage would sit on the highest stone in front of the house and watch the sunset.

The immortals of Heavenly Court have some quirks to some extent, and no one cares about the habit of the Great Sage.

The Great Sage has always been a loner in the Heavenly Court, he once had a very close master, two junior disciples and an unforgettable love, but the age is too long, and now it is estimated that even he has forgotten about himself.

Maybe he just likes to sit on this rock and watch the sunset, and he doesn't miss anything.

Yang Xuan sat under this stone, fiddling with a pile of stones seriously, he will come when the Great Sage comes, and he will leave when the Great Sage leaves. The Great Sage ignores him, and he ignores the Great Sage.

I played like this for three months.

The Great Sage finally couldn't help but ask Yang Xuan, "Little one, what are you doing?"

"Playing with stones. Yang Xuan didn't raise his head and said.

The Great Sage didn't ask again, and Yang Xuan didn't speak again.

And so it went for another three months.

The Great Sage asked him again, "What kind of stone are you playing with?"

"Look for yourself, can you tell the difference between fluorite, malachite, hibiscus stone, Lingbi stone, Kunshan stone, and pebbles?" Yang Xuan was still fiddling with his stone, still not looking up at the Great Sage, and said.

"I can't tell. The Great Sage said.

"You can't even tell the difference?"

Yang Xuan finally raised his head and asked the Great Sage in great surprise.

"Why should I be able to distinguish it?" The Great Sage was also very surprised, he was an immortal, and it was not his specialty to identify stones, and he didn't rely on this to eat, was it necessary to distinguish these stones?

"Okay, you monkey who doesn't recognize your six relatives!" Yang Xuan said helplessly, then stood up and left, adding, "No wonder it jumped out of the stone." ”

The Great Sage couldn't figure it out, he was definitely not the only immortal who couldn't distinguish the stone, so why didn't he recognize his six relatives? Besides, what if he didn't recognize his six relatives, he was originally popping out of the stone.

The sun has set, the moon has set, and the sun has risen again...... The Great Sage is still thinking about it, thinking about it, and he doesn't understand why this little bit is saying that. Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he jumped up from the stone like a cat with its tail stepped on, and scolded: "Little rabbit, I can't kill you!"

Chentangguan, Tianwang's Mansion.

Mrs. Diyong takes her sister Zhenying to play in the peach orchard, and she comes to play every year when the peaches are ripe, and I don't know what she misses.

"The peaches are ripe. Yang Xuan said to Mrs. Diyong.

Lady Diyong nodded, she remembered the passionate time before she became an immortal.

"Why do you like Tang Seng instead of Sun Wukong? ”

Xiao Budian asked very directly.

"Tang Seng is the leader, he is handsome, you say that monkey, he is short and ugly in his work. Don't like to be poor and short, stupid. ”

Mrs. Diyong's answer was also very direct, after all, she was not alone who liked Tang Seng back then, and she was not ashamed to like someone.

"Hehehehehe. Yang Xuan mocked.

"Isn't it?" Lady Diyong was puzzled.

"How much does the golden hoop stick weigh?" Yang Xuan asked.

"Thirteen thousand five hundred catties, everyone who was a demon on the Western Road knew it. ”

"What about the price of gold?"

"Three hundred more than one gram. ”

"How much is the golden hoop rod worth? How much money can Tang Seng have? Are you stupid!"

Mrs. Diyong was stunned for a moment, found a handful of chips, and calculated that her beautiful face turned into a bitter gourd face.

"Everyone else thought the monkey was poor. Zixia is not, it's a pity that she died before she became an immortal, and now the monkey still watches the sunset every day, wisdom. ”

Mrs. Diyong couldn't sit still.

"The monkeys will come for me, and I can only help you get here. ”

The little one is not bad, and the bad one says.

Mrs. Diyong suddenly slapped herself: "How can you be short, how can you be ugly, there are seventy-two changes in people, more than two billion!"

The Great Sage was about to find this little kid to beat up, but he didn't pay attention to the Heavenly King's Mansion and rushed in directly.

Xiao Budian didn't put the Great Sage in his eyes, the Great Sage didn't know where he got the confidence, among the many fairy heirs, this little little bit is a strange existence, the fairy heirs of people were born to call the wind and rain, subduing demons and subduing demons, but he is an ordinary mortal who can't be ordinary anymore, and there is no way to look like a fairy heir.

But he didn't put the Great Sage in his eyes.

"Little rabbit cub!" the great sage scolded the bear child who was grimacing at himself, and pounced on him to beat him up.

"Great Sage, which gust of wind blew you here?

When Mrs. Diyong saw the Great Sage come to the door, she was excited in her heart, the opportunity was rare, and she must take advantage of it, so she didn't care what the Great Sage thought, and she didn't care what others thought, anyway, she grabbed the Great Sage and asked with a smile.

The Great Sage was stunned, how could Mrs. Diyong suddenly catch herself? How could she be so enthusiastic about herself, after all, she had fallen in love with her master, or did she destroy it from it to ruin her good deeds, it would be good if she didn't hate herself, she definitely shouldn't be so enthusiastic.

Can time really dilute everything?

Even if she becomes an immortal, she doesn't care about what she did at the beginning, she should never be so enthusiastic?

"Great Sage, I haven't seen you for many years, you are still so unkempt, you see how long you haven't shaved your beard, your face is full of beards, is it really so difficult to live alone? ”

Mrs. Diyong couldn't help but say, and left with the great sage, and she was close to it while walking.

"Zixia's girl is also familiar to me, when I didn't become an immortal, we ate in one pot. ”

The Great Sage was confused, he didn't know what Lady Diyong was going to say, and he didn't know what she was saying this for.

"Haha, you don't understand," Mrs. Diyong turned around, her smile was very sweet, very beautiful, and she looked very innocent, she explained to the great sage, "back then, she was the wick of the ever-bright lamp in front of the Buddha's seat, and I was just a little white-nosed mouse, she ate the lamp oil of the ever-bright lamp, and I also ate the lamp oil of the ever-bright lamp, and we had a good relationship at that time." ”

So that's the case, the Great Sage suddenly realized, but he didn't understand what it had to do with him.

The little kid walked slowly past the Great Sage, and the Great Sage glared at the little kid and made a vicious look like he was going to beat him.

"Great Sage, how can you do this to a lovely child? Lady Diyong was very dissatisfied with the Great Sage's reaction, grabbed him tightly, and said, "Look at you, the beard on your face is scary enough, and if you blow your beard and stare at your eyes, it will frighten the child." ”

The Great Sage had no choice but to let Yang Xuan walk past him.

Yang Xuan found the third prince.

"Little brother Nezha, you see that monkey is pouring ecstasy soup on your sister-in-law, alas, is your sister because she didn't find Tang Seng back then, and now she is looking for his apprentice in order to take revenge on Tang Seng. ”

The third prince was surprised and inexplicable, this incident has been too long, why has it been turned out again now?

"You're still young, you don't understand love," Xiao Budian touched the back of the third prince and said, "You, you know how to fight and kill all day long, you have to learn to care about the people around you, so that no one likes it, no wonder you were born and your father is going to kill you, you have to change." ”

Nezha is a little depressed, his hobby is to fight and kill, is there anything wrong with his hobby? Who doesn't have a hobby? But it is wrong to say that he doesn't care about the people around him, when he killed for the first time, he remembered to pull out the dragon tendon to make a belt for his father.

But ah, there is nothing wrong with this little point, and I really don't like people, this is indeed a problem, and it needs to be changed. What's more important is to learn from the little guys, those big gods are all very fond of him.

"Look at your sister-in-law, you don't care about her, she has been single for so many years, have you ever thought about finding a brother-in-law for her? But you can't give up on yourself, you must confirm what is going on, she actually found a poor dwarf monkey, after all, you only have one sister, you must care about her happiness. ”

Nezha nodded, Xiao Budian is right, he has two elder brothers, but only one righteous sister, he should be concerned.

"What then?" asked Nezha.

"You and the monkey are old acquaintances, you know that he has a bit of a violent personality, first of all, to prevent him from domestic violence, there is nothing to do with fists during domestic violence, just be afraid of using weapons. ”

Nezha nodded, this is not wrong, the golden hoop stick that the monkey carries, if he is nervous one day, maybe he will beat people with the golden hoop stick, this is worth it.

He couldn't sit still, and he dragged the little boy to find the monkey and the righteous sister.

The monkey was sitting on a small stool, and Lady Diyong was shaving his beard for him, and she kept instructing him to change his appearance with seventy-two changes.

"Your face is too thin, change it, change it, grow a little bit of meat in this place, yes, that's it, it's the most handsome. Also, if you want double eyelids, you need to make a double eyelid ......"

"It seems that your sister was dealt with by a monkey, you must accept his golden hoop stick to prevent domestic violence. Xiao Budian pulled Nezha, who was stunned, and said.

Nezha's eyes suddenly burst into flames, and he roared: "Monkey, if you want to soak my sister, hand over the golden hoop stick first!"

Nezha is also a violent temper, stepping on Hot Wheels, holding a red tassel gun, pointing at the Great Sage and yelling.

"Who is going to soak your sister?" the great sage was also blindsided by the sudden rude reprimand, and asked directly.

"You dare to say no, what are you doing? Your face has been touched by my sister!" Nezha asked rhetorically.

"You have no conscience, you still cover up ...... after you are like this" Mrs. Diyong was very dissatisfied with the denial of the Great Sage, and she was also a little angry.

Mess.

Yang Xuan pulled Xiao Zhenying and slipped away.

"It's like you're cheating on them. Xiao Zhenying said.

"Damn monkey, I'm just pit monkey!" Yang Xuan said through gritted teeth.

"Why are you praising him?" Jeong-young was puzzled.

"Damn monkey! His somersault cloud was too windy, and he blew away my favorite clothes that day, not to mention blowing me down, and now his arms are still green!" Yang Xuan got angry when he thought of this.

"Then what are you doing to my brother?"

"Who told him to be so capable of fighting all his life? I am envious and jealous, can I take revenge?" Yang Xuan said in a heartfelt manner.

"But my sister is innocent. ”

"If you look good, you are guilty!" Yang Xuan's reason was still very good, he stared at Zhenying and flicked her forehead, "Your sin is greater, your sin is extremely evil, accept my punishment!"