Chapter 2 Heroes' Club
Jungyoung giggled.
It is undeniable that Zhenying is definitely a beauty, although it has not grown yet, but it vaguely shows the appearance of a country and a city, with a melon seed face, willow eyebrows, white skin that can be broken by the snap of her fingers, and her eyes are crooked when she laughs, as bright as two crescent moons.
"How to punish, are you going to use the elixir of Taishang Laojun's family to kill me like last time, or use Wu Gang's osmanthus wine to get me drunk to death?"
Zhenying rolled her eyes and asked Yang Xuan with a smile, this girl smiled like a little fox who stole a chicken.
As you can imagine, these two guys must have done a lot of good things together.
"You know that you have to eat and eat, why don't you care about your brothers and sisters? They must be fighting with the Great Sage. Yang Xuan flicked Zhenying's forehead a little.
"Don't bother to care, anyway, they are all immortals, how can it be so easy to die, it's a big deal to be seriously injured-don't you like to eat and drink the most?But today I'm not interested in eating, I'm going to play," the girl looked at Yang Xuan expectantly, and asked, "Do you have anything fun?"
"Well, yes, the Tianqi Ruins are good, and the Tiantian Ruins are going to have a hero meeting, which should be quite lively. ”
"Hero conference, I know, a group of funny local tyrants are going to show Xiangyun beauties there! Let's go and see, let's see. ”
Zhenying pulled Yang Xuan and ran towards the Tiantian Ruins.
When Pangu opened the sky, due to too many skipping classes when studying, the basic skills were not solid, and the mathematical model built was problematic, which made the center of gravity of the sky wrong, causing the sky to not be able to soar, and even had a tendency to overturn and crush the earth.
Pangu explained that the buildings such as the Heavenly South Heavenly Gate and the Northern Heavenly Gate Yunxiao Hall were too heavy, causing the sky to be overloaded.
Pangu's attitude of throwing the pot has caused a tsunami of criticism, such a major project can have such a low-level mistake, the keyboard warriors are indignant, threatening that the sky does not need to be saved and repaired, and Pangu, a stupid big man, should be carried for a lifetime.
Fortunately, Nuwa came up with a creative solution, she cut off the limbs of the prehistoric giant beast Negative Mountain Ao to support the heavenly dome, and then piled up a pile of colorful stones to repair the center of gravity of the sky, and the sky stabilized.
The heavens are getting higher and higher, forming the heavenly court, high above, where the gods dwell, and the earth is sinking more and more, becoming mortal, full of vitality and dependent on the earth.
Pangu opens the world, and Hongjun determines reincarnation. The Great Dao of the Universe is new, and the heavens and mortals are full of hope.
The limbs of the Ao, which Nuwa had erected to mend the sky, have been petrified and are called Optimus Prime, towering into the clouds and becoming a landmark.
This place is also recognized by the Tianting UNESCO as the "Divine Landscape Heritage" and named the "Tianting Ruins", which is included in the red line of the traditional cultural protection area of Tianting 1.8 billion Yi (Tianting area unit, about 100 million mu), which must be strictly guarded and not developed.
Since this place cannot be used for real estate development, then it should be used for other purposes, otherwise a large area of land in the core area of Heavenly Court will be wasted.
Since the Haitian Feast at the ends of the earth was seized, the Heroes Club of the Tiantian Ruins has replaced the Haitian Feast and has become a place for local tyrants to show their wealth and charm.
Of course, this activity is only limited to local tyrants and rural immortals who yearn for the life of local tyrants, and the real gods are not interested in this, after all, this is low-level and interesting, and it does not match the main theme of Heavenly Court.
The three outer layers of the Tiantian Ruins were crowded with immortals, and the sky was densely packed. Yang Xuan and Zhenying were squeezed outside, not to mention the situation inside, they couldn't see the sky.
After so many years of development, the number of immortals in Heavenly Court has become too many. It's no wonder that immortals are immortal and immortal, mortals want to cultivate into immortals and fly to heaven, and the immortals in heaven also have to have children, and the fairy heirs have to grow up, and they have to have children when they grow up.
A small Tianqi Ruins Heroes Club has crowded so many immortals, which shows the huge base and boredom of the immortals.
For most immortals, when they become immortals, they lose the motivation to pursue and move forward, and they become people who can't wait for death to die.
Yang Xuan shook his head, looked up at the immortals in the sky and scolded angrily: "It's amazing to fly, it's not necessarily an angel that can fly, it can also be a birdman, these birdmen!"
Zhenying covered his mouth and didn't let him scold, in case the calculating immortal heard that it was not fun to trouble him, after all, scolding people with the truth was the most hurtful way, after all, Yang Xuan was still a mortal now, and any immortal could press him to death with one finger.
"Isn't it envy and jealousy that you can eat and wait for death to die?" Zhen Ying took Yang Xuan's small hand, and the question went straight to the depths of his soul.
"Don't envy them, envy what they do, look at his single dogs, who can lead such a beautiful little sister like me! Yang Xuan retorted.
Yang Xuan's rebuttal made Zhenying very useful.
But Yang Xuan has a purpose, so he won't slap the sycophants for no reason. He looked at the towering Optimus Prime and remembered the words of an ancient god: "As long as you stand tall enough, there will be no scenery in the world that you can't see." ”
He tried his best to hide his inner thoughts, and pretended to say, "Zhenying, how is your cultivation progress now? You are the most famous example of pentagonal development in Heavenly Court, and your spells, combat power, wisdom, beauty, and wealth are all top-notch. ”
"This is natural!" Jeong-young was confident.
"Then you don't want to fly to Optimus Prime to be admired and admired by everyone?" Yang Xuan asked.
"If you want to go, just say it, you can't fool me. Jeongyoung saw his trick clearly at a glance.
Yang Xuan was speechless, but fortunately, Zhenying was embarrassed by his sweet mouth, and flew to the top of Optimus Prime with him.
Optimus Prime is very narrow and the wind is very strong, but with Zhenying's protection, Yang Xuan is also very relieved.
He and Zhenying sat side by side on Optimus Prime, looking at the center of the Tiantian Ruins from afar, where there were immortals driving auspicious clouds and fairies to speed fast, which was extremely exciting.
Everyone likes speed and passion, even if it is a fairy, it is not exempt from vulgarity, so there are bursts of cheers.
"Do you mean anything here? You haven't cultivated fiery eyes or clairvoyance, what can you see?" Zhenying asked Yang Xuan with disdain.
"Who said you can't see without clairvoyance or fiery eyes?" Yang Xuan asked rhetorically. Then he took out a golden cylinder from his body, and said to Zhenying triumphantly: "As long as the mind does not slip, there are always more ways than difficulties." I picked it up from Mo Zhai's door, it's called a telescope. ”
"Haha, you've stolen something again. Jungyoung said with a smile.
Yang Xuan's eyes widened and said, "Why are you slandering my innocence out of thin air?"
"What innocence, I saw you the day before yesterday being caught by your father for stealing Ganoderma lucidum, hanging and beating. ”
Yang Xuan's face was already flushed, the green tendons on his forehead burst out, and he said, "That's collecting medicine, and collecting medicine can't be regarded as stealing....... Picking up something is not stealing...... Can the affairs of the gods be regarded as stealing?"
Then came even more nonsensical words, such as "If it weren't for me, I wouldn't be able to beat him", "I want to hang him on the Nantian Gate to show the public", etc., which made Zhenying laugh.
"This thing you stole is really useful," Zhenying glanced at the telescope and said, "I guess this is based on the principle of clairvoyance, you haven't cultivated clairvoyance, and it's good to use this." ”
Then, he scratched Yang Xuan's nose and encouraged: "This time it's quite discerning, let me tell you, don't steal Lingzhi and peach in the future, it's a waste if you eat it, you can't increase your cultivation and it's hard to eat, and you have to steal something useful." ”
"If we were seen by the King, would I say that I stole his precious daughter? "Yang Xuankou owes a lot.
But Zhenying was not angry at all, she smiled and said, "Pi, you bear child." ”
The atmosphere was very harmonious and ambiguous, and Yang Xuan felt very comfortable and happy.
It's a pity that good times are always short-lived.
A gust of wind blew, and the Great Sage unexpectedly appeared on top of Optimus Prime.
"Monkey, weren't you killed?" Yang Xuan couldn't help but ask.
But the great sage ignored him, but grabbed Zhenying and blamed: "Sister, why did you come here, our father and mother saw that you were gone, and they were all in a hurry, hurry back!"
After saying that, the monkey couldn't help but say, and ran away with Zhenying in his arms.
Sure enough, he was an anxious monkey - I just don't know how he developed his patience to watch the sunset.
Yang Xuan was very dissatisfied that the monkey ignored him, but the Great Sage didn't have time to pay attention to him at all. Yang Xuan felt very defeated, he was going to pit the monkey, but he didn't expect to fulfill the monkey, you see "our father and our mother" are called.
"Alas!" he let out a long sigh, what an unpredictable thing it was!
What made it even more difficult for him to accept was that this damn monkey had left himself alone on Optimus Prime. I don't have the ability to be a god, I can't fly or ride auspicious clouds, what can I do?
That's just shouting for help.
Yang Xuan's call for help attracted the attention of many immortals.
The immortals just glanced at him, and then walked away silently. They knew Yang Xuan, although this guy seemed to be just a mortal, but he was indeed a tyrant of the Heavenly Court.
Even Taishang Laojun's elixir, the Jade Emperor's peaches, and even the great sage dare to pit the goods, they can't afford to hide.
So they glanced at Yang Xuan, instead of going over to help, they hid as far as they could, for fear of getting themselves into trouble, and a fairy vacuum appeared around the Optimus Prime of the Heavenly Tilt Ruins.
But there are accidents in everything, black swans and gray rhinoceros are everywhere, and the two hairy gods who came from remote mountains to catch the excitement are accidents.
"Well, you see there's a mortal on Optimus Prime who is screaming ghosts. Mao Shen said in a hurry.
"Big brother, this is the Heavenly Court, how can there be mortals in the Heavenly Court?" said Mao Shenba Boerben.
"But it's obviously a mortal, how can the gods shout for help?"
"How can a mortal enter the Heavenly Court? No, I have to clear the portal, this is not the place where he should be. "Ba Boer Ben is ready to do the right thing for heaven.
"What if it's an immortal, if it's a mistake, will it cause us trouble?"
"It's okay, in this way, let's just push it, if it is a fairy, it will definitely not fall to death, if it is a mortal, it will definitely fall to death, a mortal, if you fall to death, it will fall to death, the same as dying an ant...... I'm such a clever ghost. Ba Boer Ben said.
"Yay!"
So Yang Xuan was pushed down by Optimus Prime for no apparent reason.
This is really a terrible thing! He really didn't know which immortal who lacked virtue actually laid a black hand behind his back.
I can't care about it so much.
As a tyrant of the Heavenly Court, his backer is still very hard, and he has more than one backer.
At that time, the backer told him that in case of emergency, he could "recite my real name" and "see my body". If you encounter a problem that cannot be solved, you can call for a backer to solve it anytime and anywhere.
But as a self-reliant and self-reliant fairy descendant with backbone, he has never called the real names of his backers once, and for unexpected problems, he relies on his own IQ to get through, this time is different, he met an unreasonable and ignorant person.
Life is at stake, life is important, cheeky, cheeky, how much is that thing?
"Amitabha, help!" Yang Xuan shouted in a panic.
- No response.
"Taishang Laojun, help!" Since the old monk is not reliable, let's change it to the old way, Yang Xuan quickly changed his name and shouted.
- There is no response.
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, help!" The old monks are not reliable, so let's change it again, the Immeasurable Tianzun is more reliable.
- Still no response.
"Guanyin Bodhisattva, help!" Since the ugly ones can't be relied on, the good-looking ones should be reliable.
- Unfortunately, there is still no response.
.......
Yang Xuan panicked in his heart, and those bull fork coaxing backers didn't hear his shout at all.
They were all about to hit the ground, and they were about to be crushed, Yang Xuan stopped reciting the real names of the backers, he closed his eyes, and scolded: "The pervert who made such a high pillar, you have no PY goods for giving birth to a child, I rely on your ancestors for eighteen generations........"