In rural areas, the ownership of land can be said to be intertwined. The field at the back door of your house belongs to another village, and the threshing floor in another village is likely to be your family's rice field, and this phenomenon is widespread.

Whenever it is time to fetch water for irrigation, some people will go to the ditch to check, as long as they find that the water passes through the canal at the edge of their field, they will dig up the ridge of the field, and release water to irrigate by the way, and when you find out, to stop, they will pull and pull with you.

If you are reasonable, you will have some crooked reasoning, and if you are unreasonable, you will play a trick, anyway, no matter what method you take, it is not to let you plug the gap in time and delay time. It didn't take long for the fields to have enough water, and they said a lot of good things and filled the gap themselves.

The person who steals the water, when he gets the purpose, will talk and laugh and go away, and the person who is stolen the water is only like a defeated rooster, and he will return in a huff.

Except in very dry times, the common phenomenon of stealing water is often dominated by the water thief, because he digs up his own ridges, and no one else has the right to interfere. As for stealing water and being beaten, it is even rarer.

Xiao Yao had never done farm work and didn't know the hard work of plowing the fields, but he had also heard of stealing water to see water. I have even heard of some villages asking girls to steal water and steal a good story of a good marriage.

At this time, Xiao Wang preemptively answered Xiao Yao's question, Xiao Yao knew the inside story, and he was also very considerate of Xiao Wang, bent down and dragged the man on the ground up, squinted and said:

"Do you know why I hit you? tell you to get out, you can not get out, but you are not ashamed to steal water, and you dare to run and scold me. What I hit is your stinky mouth, and what I extinguish is your majesty. If it weren't for the fact that they are all communes, if you dare to scold me, I would at least beat you all over the ground. ”

"You let me go! I know you, I'll go to you for revenge. ”

The guy grabbed Xiao Yao and struggled a few times without breaking away. He didn't expect that he was much stronger than the other party, and he didn't have as much strength as the other party, so he roared angrily.

"Okay, the comprehensive factory knows, I'm there every day. You're going to come to me for revenge, I like it very much, I'm worried every day that I have nothing to do. However, I advise you to find more people, and to come to me quietly, and not to make a noise. You're so smart, you know why, right?

Xiao Yaoyang teased in a strange tone, and in the end, he grabbed the guy's left hand and slammed it forward, directly pushing the man out of the way.

The other three wanted to step forward to help him up, but he was angry and threw him away, and several of them returned to the place where the shovel was put together, and walked towards their own Yingzi with them on their shoulders. They were suppressed by Xiao Yao, even if they took the mud shovel, they didn't dare to shout for revenge.

Seeing a few people leaving with mud shovels, Xiao Wang was finally completely relieved, he looked back at Xiao Yao and said:

"The man you beat is called Liu Yuyin, he has three elder brothers, and he is well-known in the commune. But it's all unreasonable, so be careful. ”

"Just like him, what can he do if he is unreasonable? How many brothers can I be afraid of?"

Xiao Yao pursed his lips disdainfully, not taking Xiao Wang's reminder seriously at all.

"I know you're not afraid, but as the saying goes, it's easy to dodge a gun, but it's hard to defend against a dark arrow. I'm afraid that they will beat you and make you unguarded. Be careful to sail the ship of ten thousand years, don't be careless in Jingzhou. ”

"Let's go, let's go, aren't you in a hurry to go back and deliver the goods? There are only a thousand days to be a thief, how can there be three years to prevent theft. ”

Xiao Yao looked impatient, he looked at the prospective brother-in-law who pleaded for the person who stole the water, patted him on the shoulder and said:

"If they dare to trouble you again, you can go to the factory to find me, with me, don't be afraid of them. ”

After speaking, Xiao Yao boarded the cab and followed Xiao Wang back to the factory.

Time flies quickly, and it seems that it is about to reach the day of Xiao Yao's marriage, and on the eve of the arrival of the marriage date, Xiao's mother will take Xiao Yao to visit her future in-laws.

The boy went to the woman's door for the first time, and there were many bad tricks in the local area to deal with the future new aunt. What kind of shrimp (same as tiger) shrimp, pot rings, riding wooden horses, and so on to tease the new aunt for the first time.

The pot ring is woven out of straw according to the size of the pot mouth, and when cooking, the lid is pressed on top and the lid is tightly covered to block steam. There are more than one or two in each family, which are very sturdy and easy to pull and pull constantly.

Before going out, Xiao's mother explained to Xiao Yao over and over again, telling him that when he came to the door for the first time, he must follow the customs in the village and not make trouble with anyone.

"Mom, aren't you just going to her house to have a look? You talk as if you are going up the knife mountain and down the sea of fire, and I will listen to you when the time comes. I will do what you ask me to do, and my son promises not to embarrass his mother. ”

Xiao Yao couldn't figure out why his mother had to say so much, she had to endure it, she had to be obedient, and she didn't want to be by her temperament. had to appease my mother, and everything was arranged by my mother.

Xiao's mother gave Xiao Yao a preventive injection in advance, and after getting Xiao Yao's promise, she felt a lot more at ease, took the gifts prepared in advance, and walked to the village of Gu Yuncui's family with Xiao Yao.

Xiao Yao and his mother came to the door for the first time, and the other party already knew about it. As soon as he and his mother walked to the intersection where they drove Xiaocui to stop last time, they saw a long bench in the middle of the road leading to the dirt road.

A young woman in her thirties sat on a bench and looked at the mother and son who came over with a smile. Xiao Yao heard his mother say that the man came to visit the woman for the first time, and the eldest girl and the little daughter-in-law here would play tricks on the newcomer, and Xiao Yao didn't care.

He looked at the woman with a smile on her face, stepped forward and took out a handful of candy that had been prepared, bowed down and said:

"Eldest sister, please borrow a way. ”

The dirt road, which is not wide, is completely blocked by benches across it. Not to mention that people deliberately use a bench to block the road, and there is a young woman sitting on it, but there is no one, and it is also very impolite for you to raise your feet and step over the bench at the banquet table.

"Walk your way, and I will ride my horse. I am above, the Tao is below, you will go over, and no one will stop you. ”

The young woman took the candy unceremoniously, but she didn't have the slightest intention of letting Xiao Yao pass. In and out of the words, Xiao Yao was asked to get under the bench where she was sitting.

If it's an empty bench, Xiao Yao can go over. But there is a woman sitting on this bench, and if he wants to drill through from the bottom, it is equivalent to drilling through this woman's crotch, how can Xiao Yao be willing to do it?

Xiao Yao stood there with a warm and angry face, and Xiao's mother hurriedly stepped forward to say good things and stuff gifts.

"Auntie, riding a wooden horse is our custom here, that is, let the new aunt drill the belly of the bench to suppress his spirit, and dare not bully my sister in the future. You see his face is full of displeasure, this man's thinking is too serious. ”

Speaking of which, Xiao's mother didn't want to say more, so she had to persuade Xiao Yao to follow the customs. Hearing the young woman say this, Xiao Yao was also angry, he never thought that he had machismo thoughts, since the young woman had to be like this, then drill.

Xiao Yao rolled up his sleeves, a stiff smile appeared on his face, and he bent down to drill, which frightened the young woman to stand up hurriedly.

She didn't dare to really let a guy get under her crotch, if she really wanted that, someone would inevitably talk nonsense about this matter in the future and make fun of her.

As soon as the young woman stood up, Xiao Yao had already bent down to drill, and the eldest sister hurriedly picked up the stool. Xiao Yao didn't care, if it weren't for the quick dodge he saw the opportunity, he was almost hit on the head by the stool leg.

This level came over like this, Xiao Yao looked at the large group of people at the entrance of the village, and felt a little proud in his heart, and Xiao's mother secretly liked it in her heart.

Xiao Yao followed behind his mother, approaching the entrance of the village step by step, he looked at the group of people waiting there, both men and women, most of them were around twenty years old, holding pot rings and bamboo baskets and other things in their hands, and they knew in their hearts that these were all props to trick him.

Sure enough, as soon as Xiao Yao walked into the wide road at the entrance of the village, there was a woman who was older than the young woman just now, holding a bamboo basket in one hand and half a gourd scoop for spooning water in the other, and stepped forward to block Xiao Yao's way.

"New aunt, go slowly, I'll pick up shrimp, you have to do it, and when everyone is satisfied, you can enter the village." ”

"It's easy to do, and I'm going to do it to everybody until he's satisfied. ”

Doing it is to bend down with both hands in fists, which does not bother him at all, and what he is not happy with is the process of insulting people. After Xiao Yao finished speaking, he first looked at the woman in front of him.

"New uncle, you didn't do it, I use the gourd scoop to make the appearance of water, you have to do it in which direction, it doesn't count if it's wrong. This is called Baicun, which shows your respect for one of our Yingzi. ”

It's not difficult, Xiao Yao stared at the gourd scoop in her hand with a smile and was silent. The woman was not hypocritical, the gourd scoop in her hand made a water-soaking motion from the bamboo basket to the east, and Xiao Yao immediately shook her fist at the east.

But when Xiao Yao straightened up and waited for her to swim in that direction, she looked at Xiao Yao and said that it was over. It turned out that she took advantage of Xiao Yao's pretentious movements to complete the next action behind Xiao Yao's back.

Xiao Yao looked at everyone and wanted to see if anyone would prompt, but it was impossible. Xiao Yao had no choice but to look at his mother, hoping to get help from his mother, but in order not to sweep the interest of these people, his mother only pretended not to see her son's eyes asking for help.

Xiao Yao thought in his heart, what he was facing just now was the east, and the rest was the west or the north and the south, and he was facing these three parties in turn.

"I don't see which direction you are drowning, but I did it in all three directions, and there is always one right, which is considered a pass, right?"

"If you really have to have one right, I can pass it for you, but unfortunately you don't have any of them. ”

Hearing her say this, Xiao Yao's head grew big. With so many people in front of her, it would be difficult to find out who it was if she was making a water action against any one person.

It turns out that the difficulty of this trick is here, that is, you can't find the object of the trick, so as to test the IQ of the new aunt.

Xiao Yao looked at the large group of people with smiles on their faces in front of him, gritted his teeth, first bow and worship, and then bow and worship, it's a big deal to come one by one. But before he could walk up to a girl, and before his fists could be raised, the girl immediately turned her back and said:

"If it's not me, I won't accept your interference. Hee-hee-hee, it's useless for you to finish worshipping us. ”

As soon as Xiao Yao heard the last sentence she said with a smile, he didn't need to think about it in his brain at all, and his heart suddenly understood. He triumphantly stood up again in front of the east, and did not rush to make a pretentious move, but fixed his eyes on the woman's hand.

Xiao Yao learned the lesson of the last time this time, and even in the process of bending over, he didn't take his eyes off the woman's hand. But as soon as he finished his action, it attracted a lot of laughter.