Chapter 684: The first time I saw my brother, I glared
After making the gesture, Xiao Yao, who straightened up his waist, wondered, could it be wrong again? But just as Xiao Yao looked at his mother with a distress look, the woman secretly made another action to catch the water, and Xiao Yao did not notice it again.
Actually, this time Xiao Yao recognized the right direction, and everyone laughed at him because Xiao Yao's pretentious actions were too funny. It's like a timid and lewd pervert who is peeking at beautiful women.
"Sister-in-law, you have to be careful, the new aunt just came, and she was secretly glancing at you, and I will say hello to the eldest brother when I turn around, and watch you closely. Don't let you, a wolf-like mother-in-law, turn your new aunt into bed. ”
In the countryside, between the brother-in-law and the sister-in-law, any nonsense and foul language can be said. There is a very popular local swear saying, which is called: Uncle plays with sister-in-law, and strong plays with female cousin.
"Little Kunzi, how can your dog spit out ivory from his mouth? As the saying goes, when the teapot is knocked out, there is only one mouth left. I don't think you'll be able to hold your mouth shut down, and if you really drag you to bed, you're sure to be scared and weak. It's too hard, you dare to go to the old lady's bed, don't scare you into wetting the bed, I count you as capable. ”
The woman was angry, but the smile on her face did not diminish at all. Her words drew a burst of laughter again. But the big girls standing next to them all blushed with shame, and looked at the women with resentment.
Xiao Kunzi, who was killed by women (ridiculed), was full of shame, but he really didn't dare to answer, after all, he was still an unmarried young man, and it was okay to joke, but if he wanted to talk nonsense, he was really not an opponent of married women.
On this occasion, Xiao's mother, as an elder, could only pretend not to hear. Xiao Yao's procedure was interrupted, and he was not in a hurry at all. Seeing the two uncles and sisters-in-law fighting infighting, he still prayed in his heart to make the storm more violent.
"I've already done it, why are you still standing?"
Seeing that the other party did not answer, the sister-in-law turned around and looked at Xiao Yao, who was standing stupidly, with a provocative gaze.
"Why didn't I see it? Did you see it?"
Xiao Yao thought that his eyes never left the gourd scoop in her hand for a moment, only thinking that she was fooling herself. But when he asked everyone for confirmation, many people naturally nodded.
Seeing this, Xiao Yao had no choice but to admit it, and he once again made a gesture to the Quartet, this time including Dongfang. Xiao Yao dared to be sure that she would not make a move against the crowd this time, because she herself could not aim at a certain person in an instant for Xiao Yao to guess.
But after Xiao Yao's worship, he saw several girls covering their mouths and snickering, and he understood that he was making a fool of himself again. Just when Xiao Yao couldn't figure out what he should do to get through, some elders came out of the village, and they enthusiastically stepped forward to welcome Xiao's mother into the village.
Xiao Yao also wanted to get by, so he ran after him, who knew that a few young men with pot rings in their hands rushed up in a swarm, and the pot rings woven with straw were put on Xiao Yao's head.
The boy who visited the girl's house for the first time, as long as he was caught by this pot trap, then he didn't want to enter the village, a few people pulled around, so that you couldn't stand steadily, and many people would be caught in the pot trap and fall to the ground, let alone walk. In the end, he could only admit defeat and beg for mercy and go to see his object with a disgraced face.
It is said that this is still to give the new aunt a dismount, and the more young men in the pot ring, the more brothers the woman has in her mother's family, and scare the boys not to bully their sisters in the future.
As soon as Xiao Yao saw several pot rings covering his head at the same time, he didn't dare to rush forward, he stepped back, dodged the pot rings in front of him, bypassed the crowd, and ran into a corner of the village to stand still.
"It's all you who make trouble, my shrimp is not finished yet, you guys will go up, now it's okay, I didn't stop him, but let him run in. It's useless that so many of you can't stop him. ”
Originally, these people were standing in a row to block Xiao Yao from entering the village. But when they saw that someone was the first to make the move, they all rushed forward to trap Xiao Yao, and there was a gap in the defense line at that moment, and Xiao Yao took the opportunity to run away.
The woman who was shrimp complained dissatisfiedly, and the problem she had just left behind in the water for Xiao Yao's mother was also slipped away by Xiao Yao.
As soon as Xiao Yao entered the village, the three checkpoints they had bothered to set up were all over. Some of the young men in the ring threw away the old pot ring in their hands directly, and some of the pot rings they held were still relatively new, so they were reluctant to throw them away, and they had to take them home and continue to use them.
These people who were still holding the pot rings, Xiao Yao definitely didn't dare to let them get close. He was always vigilant, as long as they came over a little, Xiao Yao dodged a little and hid far away.
"Second brother, it's okay, if you enter the village, it means that they are all done. ”
Seeing Xiao Yao like a frightened rabbit, Gu Yunding came over and explained to him. Xiao Yao was relieved and let a group of young people approach. A group of elders surrounded Xiao's mother, Xiao Yao stood here, taking out cigarettes to entertain a group of brothers who met for the first time.
The cigarette Xiao Yao took out was a gold leaf cigarette that few people in the countryside could afford to smoke at that time, and a group of young men shouted and screamed, regardless of whether they smoked or not, they all reached out to catch it, but when Xiao Yao handed it to Gu Yunding and another young man, they didn't take it.
"Second brother, we don't know how to smoke, Da and my wife will scold us when they see it. ”
"No, you can't smoke or learn? If you don't learn to smoke, who will give me a cigarette when I come in the future?"
The old men are gone, and Xiao Yao is not afraid of anyone. He glared and handed the cigarette to the two of them again. They had to reach out and take it, but they were not ready to light it. But Xiao Yao didn't give up, and he had to light and smoke every cigarette on the scene.
Xiao Yao beat Liu Yuyin that day, and the brothers who had been together with Gu Yun for a long time were legendary. Seeing him glaring today, there is no one who is not afraid of his obscenity.
"Is this second brother really that powerful? Why are so many of you afraid of him? ”
Behind a group of boys, the girls had not left, they were all standing far away. Seeing the scene in front of him, one of the girls with two pigtails was obviously dissatisfied with the performance of these brothers.
"He dared to beat Liu Laosi alone, and he didn't see the four of them go to him for trouble, how could he be so powerful?"
"We have a gate in the ancient family, and there are a lot of small poles, but we have been bullied by the back head Yingzi for all these years, and no one dares to beat the Liu family brothers. ”
"Forget it, it's not a few who are very strict and don't let us fight bravely outside, otherwise, with more than a dozen of our brothers, his old Liu family will come to four more, and they won't dare to bully us. ”
"Don't talk big, it's a big thing, you can't do it, which of you will fight? There are so many of you who stopped you, but the second brother ran in alone. ”
Xiao Yao leaned against the corner, smoking a cigarette leisurely, listening to these brothers and sisters tearing each other apart in anger.
"Second brother, I heard that you have a TV and a tape recorder at home, can you bring the TV to our Yingzi for a few days?"
Xiao Kunzi, who joked with her sister-in-law that she had lost, didn't want to discuss this topic that made their brother feel aggrieved. His eyes were full of anticipation as he asked.
"What's this, as long as I come, you don't play tricks on me, I'll bring the TV tomorrow, and no one will watch it at home anyway. ”
"Second brother, you are too stingy, we are making fun of you, you still hold a grudge? You are here for the first time today, you can afford to look up to you, how can you do this every time in the future." ”
The girl with pigtails, for fear that Xiao Yao would find an excuse not to bring the TV, stepped forward directly and stirred up.
"Yun Jin, how can you say that about the second brother? You are a sister-in-law, and you don't know how to avoid suspicion. ”
The young woman sitting on the bench immediately stepped forward to interrupt Yun Jin, and her little face turned red when she said it, and she ran away with her mouth pouted.
"Don't stand here and talk about it, let's go and sit at home. ”
Gu Yunding saw that Xiao Yao was almost finished smoking a cigarette, so he hurriedly snuffed out the half-smoked cigarette and beckoned everyone to his house.
Among them, only a few people said that something happened at home and left, and most of them came to Gu Yuncui's house together.
It is a four-room old house facing south in the north, with a cloak in the back and a cloak in the west. Connected to the east by the next door, there used to be several families and more than a dozen houses. The west gable is separated from the neighbor by an alley, leading to the house behind Yingzi.
As soon as Xiao Yao followed everyone into the door, he saw a group of old men, sitting at the big table in front of the incense desk with his mother, gossiping, and the atmosphere was quite harmonious. Near the door were two tables, and benches were arranged on all sides, filling a hall to the brim.
The young men came in and sat down at the two large empty tables in turn, and none of them dared to speak again, and even their breathing eased considerably. Xiao Yao immediately saw that this was a strict family with an ancient style, and in the face of the elders, no matter how naughty and mischievous the little characters were, they were all in awe.
"Second son, come, meet your future father-in-law and mother-in-law, called Da Da and aunt. ”
A pair of old men sitting on the upper seat, the female figure is not tall, dressed clean and plain, her face is full of kindness, she nodded at Xiao Yao with a smile, the man's sword eyebrows are in the sideburns, and his eyes are sharp and peaceful.
Although there was a slight smile in the corners of his eyes at this time, the seriousness that gave people no anger and self-authority still made Xiao Yao feel a kind of pressure from his heart. This is the initial impression that Xiao Yao's prospective father-in-law and mother-in-law left on Xiao Yao.
Xiao Yao came to the big table of the incense case, stood below, respectfully addressed the two old men sitting on the upper seat, and bent down to salute. Subsequently, under the guidance of his mother, he met Gu Yuncui's uncle and four uncles one by one, plus an aunt who was the third in line.
Xiao Yao was a little surprised at the time, thinking that his father-in-law had so many brothers and sisters in his family, but later learned that so many older generations were sorted by uncles, just cousins who were related by blood.
Subsequently, under the leadership of Gu Yunding, Xiao Yao came to a room on the east side of the hall and met the eldest grandmother of the Gu family sitting in the room.
Grandma Gu is old, and she likes to be quiet and not to be noisy. After Xiao's mother came out to say a few words to her when she entered the door, she went back to her room and sat alone. Xiao Yao came in and bent down to salute, and his aunt's eyes lit up, staring at Xiao Yao and saying:
"Son, come to our house without restraint. In our ancient family, the family education is too strict, maybe you are not used to it. But grandma is not that old-fashioned person, as long as you respect the elders in your heart, don't go too far in words and deeds, even if you make a little mistake, you don't restrain yourself too much. ”
Grandma Gu saw that after Xiao Yao was called "grandma", she was flustered, her face was pale, and she thought that Xiao Yao had received some words, and she was too restrained, so she comforted her.
How did her old man know that Xiao Yao wanted to run away from the road since he called "grandma". At this time, his legs were trembling.