The two were scolding, and Mu Zha vaguely saw a fire meteor flying from the sky, and it seemed that the direction was going straight to Putuo Mountain.

Muzha narrowed his eyes and said, "Someone is coming." ”

The black bear spirit didn't hear it at all, this thing has completely fallen into self-congratulatory mode, waving its paws, gnawing on cabbage and drinking wine, and screaming: "Dead bald, dead bald donkey!

As he was shouting, the meteor was getting closer and closer, and finally landed on the nearby water with a pop, and then the meteor floated all the way to the shore.

Mu Zha took a closer look, saw a reflection in the water waves, and then looked closely, it was a bald head!

After a closer look, he saw a familiar cute face appear in front of his eyes, and the thing was hitting the ground with his butt at this moment, jumping on the water!

In an instant, he only felt a chill rise all over his body, his hair stood upside down, his sweat pores closed, goosebumps rose all over his body, and he slapped the black bear spirit in front of him again and again: "Hey, old bear, let's not talk about hairy hair, let's talk about something else?"

The black bear spirit waved his hand, opened Muzha's hand, and shouted, "What else to talk about?" I just want to talk about baldness, bald head, and night pearl...... Muzha, what kind of eyes do you have?"

Muzha swallowed and spitted, he had already seen the bald man come ashore, less than a hundred meters away from them!

Muzha said: "Black bear, you ...... The first time we two drank alcohol, let's not talk about unhappiness, let's have a nice chat. ”

The black bear spirit shouted with a big grin: "What is pleasant? Where this bird doesn't, there is not even a female bear, what else can be pleasant?"

Besides, even if there is a she-bear, I don't want to talk about it now!

I just want to scold that bald man now......

Hey, don't say it, when I say it's bald, my heart will chuckle, it's like ...... It was as if the bald man was standing behind me.

But it's really cool, it's exciting......

It's so exciting......

Muzha, why don't you scold? Why don't you speak? Aren't you quite happy to scold just now?"

When Muzha heard this, he hurriedly shouted: "Don't talk nonsense, I didn't scold, I didn't say anything, I just drank two sips of wine." ”

The black bear spirit rolled his eyes and said, "Muzha, it's not that I look down on you, you are too daring!"

Where are we? This is Putuo Mountain!

I don't know how many thousands of miles away from the bald man.

Why are you scolding him here for a long time?

What else could he hear?

Even if he could hear it, he would still be able to come all the way over and pluck your hair?

Look at me, dead bald, stinky bald, thief bald without a single hair, hahaha......

Is there nothing?

Hey, Muzha, why is your face dark?"

At this moment, a familiar voice sounded behind him: "Who do you say is bald?"

After hearing this, the black bear spirit, who was still drunk and hazy a moment ago, instantly stood up all the short hairs on his body, goosebumps rose all over his body, and he only felt a chill down his spine, his soul trembled, and the muscles in his neck stiffened!

He worked hard, hard, and slowly turned to look, only to see a shiny bald head reflecting brilliant light under the sun.

Looking at the cute face again, the black bear spirit said with a crying voice: "Big brother...... You...... Why are you here?"

"Mao grows very fast!" Tang Sanfu tilted his head and said thoughtfully.

As soon as the black bear spirit heard this, he turned around and ran away!

The next moment, a large hand pressed on the back of his neck and pressed him to the ground, black short hair flying in the wind......

In the end, a fist soared into the sky, and at the same time, a hairless black fat man covered his ass and soared into the sky!

For a long time, on the shore of Putuo Mountain, the purple bamboo forest was fat, and a smooth black fat man sat there looking at his crotch, crying and scolding: "It's too much, it's too much...... There's not a single one left!"

……

At the same time, in front of the purple bamboo forest, Mu Zha trembled and brought Tang San's burial to Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Guanyin Bodhisattva also looked at the bald head in front of him with a jealous face, his brows furrowed slightly, and his heart said that this bald man didn't go to the west to learn scriptures, why did he come to me?

For this thing of cutting off the beard halfway and stealing business, Guanyin Bodhisattva gave up after knowing that he couldn't manage it.

So she smiled dryly: "Fellow Daoist, why do you have time to come to Putuo Mountain, a poor monk?"

Tang Sanfu scratched his bald head and said, "Uh...... I uprooted Zhen Yuanzi's calf-nosed ginseng fruit tree, and I heard that you have a lot of water to come back to life, so I came to you to ask for a few buckets. ”

Hearing this, Guanyin Bodhisattva almost didn't fall down from the lotus platform, and he smiled bitterly: "Fellow Daoist, I'm afraid you don't know, right? The water in the jade bottle is very rare, and it is usually difficult to find a few drops, so you need a few buckets when you open your mouth...... Besides, you and I are not related to each other, and we even have some hostile relations, so why should the poor monk help you?"

Tang Sanfu tilted his head and said, "Because I am kind to you." ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva wondered, the communication between the two is only a handful, and there is absolutely no kindness, if you want to say resentment, it is almost the same.

Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and said, "Fellow Daoist, the poor monk doesn't know when you will be kind to me. ”

Tang San said: "I have two kindnesses to you. ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva was even more puzzled: "The poor monk really doesn't remember, you might as well talk about it." ”

Tang Sanyu stretched out a finger and said, "The first time, you and those few bags of pit me, I didn't kill you, is it a favor?"

As soon as these words came out, the faces of Guanyin Bodhisattva, Muzha and others suddenly turned black!

Damn, that's a favor too?

Is this a feud?!

However, thinking about the strength of this thief, as well as his glorious record of killing Manjushri, there is still some truth in what he said.

Although Guanyin Bodhisattva wanted to deny it, she had a feeling that if she denied it, this grandson would definitely prove that what he said was right by force......

Therefore, Guanyin Bodhisattva decisively chose to divert the topic: "What about the second time?"

Tang Sanfu waved his second finger and said, "I didn't snatch your bottle this time, and I didn't hit you, is it a favor?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva and Mu Zha, they only felt that there were countless Cao Nyima rushing by in their hearts, and they didn't come to ask for help, they came to rob them......

What kind of bullshit brain circuit is this!

But the two didn't dare to deny it, because they were afraid of stimulating this guy who didn't seem to have a very bright brain, and then really tried the law and grabbed it......

Guanyin Bodhisattva can also be regarded as understanding, and the thing in front of him is a-stirring stick.

Today, this bottle has to be borrowed and borrowed, and if you don't borrow, you have to borrow, who let her not be able to kill him?