Text Text_Chapter 64 Selling Jade
When Zhen Yuanzi heard this, his head was full of black lines, although it was a senior in front of him, he still couldn't help but roar: "Senior, that's not for you, it's for ......."
Zhen Yuanzi wanted to explain clearly, but looking at the cute face in front of him, as if he was listening to everything, but he didn't listen to anything, he suddenly said weakly: "Forget it...... In short, it doesn't matter if you do. ”
Tang Sanfu raised a finger and said, "There is still a relationship, and he owes me a personal favor." ”
Zhen Yuanzi's eyes suddenly lit up: "That relationship is good, there is a cause and effect, and you have to pay it back if you owe favors!
Tang Sanfu replied, "I beat him!"
Zhen Yuanzi: "@#%#......"
Zhen Yuanzi couldn't help but roar again: "Senior, that's not a favor, that's a hatred, okay?!"
Tang Sanfu said very seriously: "I didn't kill him, it's a favor, right?"
Zhen Yuanzi suddenly froze in place, his expression was extremely complicated and weird......
How many years he lived, he himself does not remember. But he swears, he's grown so big, he's never seen such a set of favors!
According to the strength of this bald man, not killing the other party is indeed a grace not to kill......
But can this TM be considered a favor?
Zhen Yuanzi didn't know what to say.
After a while, Zhen Yuanzi smiled bitterly: "Forget it, it's better for the younger generation to be cheeky and ask the Bodhisattva for a favor." ”
As a result, before he could finish speaking, Tang Sanyu suddenly kicked him in the face, and then jumped with his strength......
Bang!
This thing jumped directly to the Earth Immortal Realm...... The voice was transmitted from afar: "That's not good, as a senior, I have to take care of you." I'll go for it......"
Zhen Yuanzi covered his face and roared, "Senior, can't you pedal in a different place?"
At the same time, Zhen Yuanzi also secretly prayed: "Bodhisattva, I hope you are all well...... Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!"
Rumble!
With a loud bang, Tang San's burial smashed in front of Sun Wukong and the others like a meteor falling to the ground outside the sky.
This time, he's still head-down......
Zhu Gangguan looked at the half of the body that was still on the ground and asked Sun Wukong: "Senior brother, do we want to help pull it out?"
Then he saw Tang Sanfu bend his legs and kick hard, pull himself out, scratch his bald head, glanced at them and said, "You guys are waiting here, I'll go back when I go." ”
After speaking, Tang San turned around in place......
Sha Wujing asked in confusion, "Master, what are you doing here?"
Tang Sanfu scratched his bald head again and asked, "Which side is the north?"
Everyone was speechless for a while, feeling that this thing was stunned and couldn't find the north......
Sun Wukong rubbed his eyebrows, pointed to the north and said, "Over there." ”
Tang Sanyu nodded, then pointed to the north and turned around one hundred and eighty degrees, muttering: "Then this side is the south, that's right, go you!"
After speaking, Tang Sanfu bent over and kicked his legs, and with a bang, he rose from the ground and flew towards the south......
Looking at this scene, Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangguan, Sha Wujing, and Bailongma thought that it was 100,000 Cao Nima galloping, and they couldn't help but roar: "Big brother, you are going to the south, wouldn't it be good if you just asked where the south is?
Tang San was buried away, but Zhen Yuanzi came back.
Several people faced each other again, all with strange expressions on their faces.
In the end, Zhen Yuanzi spoke: "Several, it was all a misunderstanding before. Now that the misunderstanding has been resolved, if you don't dislike it, go back to my Wuzhuang to sit down?"
Zhu Gangguan looked at Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong casually stuffed the golden hoop stick into his ears and eyes, and smiled generously: "Then sit down!"
So a few people followed Zhen Yuanzi back to Wuzhuang Temple, but this time, the autumn wind and the bright moon were not calm.
After listening to Sun Wukong's careful explanation of the cause and effect, Zhen Yuanzi looked at the two boys with a gloomy face and said: "There are still two stone lions missing at the gate of our Wuzhuang Temple, you go to squat at the door, and come back in five hundred years." ”
The two boys almost didn't get killed because they lied, and now it's really not a heavy sentence to punish them as stone lions for 500 years. The two of them squatted at the door convincingly and honestly.
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At the same time, the South China Sea Putuo Mountain.
A black bear wearing armor and slightly sparse body hair was squatting on the beach, eating roasted cabbage and drinking cold white water, and he was sitting opposite Mu Zha, and the two sighed and chatted.
"You say the bald ...... What is the origin of the fake Tang Seng?, why is it so fierce?" The black bear spirit asked as he gulped down the cabbage.
Muzha said: "I don't know, and no one knows where he jumped out of now." However, that guy is really good, and the punch he punched me before, and my ass still hurts now. ”
The black bear touched his sparse hair and said, "Hey, I haven't grown this hair yet." Grandma's leg, I have to practice hard, and when one day it's awesome, I have to fight back!"
Speaking of this, the black bear spirit looked angry, and said very unpleasantly: "Hey, this stomach is angry, just talking about it is not enjoyable, if only there was a sip of wine to drink." ”
Mu Zha also looked depressed, and when he heard this, he hesitated slightly, and then took out a gourd: "It's vegetarian wine in it, don't be greedy, be careful if you are seen by the Bodhisattva." ”
The black bear spirit looked at it, his eyes lit up, he grabbed it, and said: "Oh, I've been here for a while, eating cabbage and gnawing leaves every day, and I'm about to fade out of my mouth." I'll take a sip first......"
said that it was a sip, and this thing looked up and took a few big mouthfuls.
When Muzha grabbed it, his eyes were red from drinking!
As the saying goes, the wine strengthens the bear's gall, and this thing is already full of resentment, but at this moment, he completely attacked, slapped the table and roared: "Damn, if it weren't for that dead bald man, would I have fought with you? If I don't chase you, will I be caught by the Bodhisattva to guard the bird and bamboo forest?"
When I have the strength one day, I will press the bald man to the ground, point at his nose, and scold him for being bald a hundred times!"
When Mu Zha heard this, he was immediately amused, and his feelings were scolded and scolded, and he was fierce for a long time, and that's it.
Mu Zha, thinking about it, was also depressed, did not listen to persuasion, and led a group of people to find Tang San's funeral trouble, but he came back alive. Although those guys can still be reincarnated, this kind of disaster is a catastrophe, and whether they can return to Lingshan in the future is two words.
Thinking of this, he felt guilty in his heart, and he raised his head and took two large sips of wine.
The wine was surging, and he also staggered and scolded: "Yes, if you have a chance, let's scold together!"
"Yes, just scold him for being bald!Scold him for being a thief for being bald!Very bald!Not a single hair, and his head is like a pearl in the night!" the black bear spirit scolded......
Mu Zha responded, nodding again and again: "Yes, yes, yes, Ya is a pearl of the night, hahaha......"
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