Text Text_Chapter 3 Lin Shijian

The answer to the Green Tooth Fairy was a punch from the bald man, and the punch power exploded instantly, and the terrifying and boundless power seemed to destroy the heavens and the earth!

"What?!"

The Green Tooth Fairy's eyes widened and he shouted in disbelief, and the next moment the punch engulfed his figure......

The force of the rage pushed all the way up to 10,000 miles, and everywhere it passed, I saw mountains and mountains, and rivers and rivers......

The bald man slowly withdrew his fist, and the entire body of the green tooth fairy in front of him was blown away, and half of his body and two arms fell to the ground with a snap.

The land and mountain gods in his hands stared at the balls in his eyes, and he was completely speechless.

The bald man withdrew his fist: "Da Luo Jin Xian?"

The bald man looked at the land and the mountain god on the side, and the two of them were frightened and shivered.

"Master...... You...... Condolences. The land didn't know what to say, anyway, he felt that the bald eyes in front of him were sad, so he said it casually.

The bald man glared at the land: "I'm not a monk!"

The land pointed to a jade plaque on the bald man's waist and said, "You are a monk, it is written on it." ”

The bald man picked up the jade plaque and looked at it, and there were three big characters written on the front: Tang San Burial!

Two big characters on the back: Monk!

"Tang San burial, monk?" the bald man touched his bald head, completely unclear about his current condition.

Mainly, he himself can't remember who he really is, he only has some scattered broken memories in his head, and he used to seem to live in a chaotic era of gods and demons.

He seems to be one of the gods and demons, but he is different from other gods and demons, and his ability is passive and invincible.

If he does it for no reason, his combat power is comparable to that of a rabbit, and he is useless for a bird. But if it is a passive counterattack, such as someone else's provocation, attack, etc., he is invincible, and under one punch, there is no one-in-one!

Since then, he has embarked on the path of being invincible as long as I look good enough to be beaten, and if you dare to do it.

To this end, he learned 800 methods of provocation and 3,000 measures of pretending to be weak and cowardly, and took them for granted, and melted them into his bone marrow.

You may even feel as if you don't bully him, you will live in vain.

But then he found a bug, that is, it doesn't matter if you are really provocative or not, as long as I think you are provocative, you can also activate the invincible power in your body.

So, he developed another habit of malicious speculation.

But at that time, he couldn't get rid of the habit of being a weak and underbeaten bastard engraved in his bones.

So a bastard who always has malicious speculation, is particularly bad at his every move, and looks very easy to bully, is born.

Then there was a break in the memory.

The next is that he was inexplicably thrown into the long river of time and space.

There is a guy there who claims to be the ruler of the Heavenly Dao, forbidding any living creature to cross the river of time.

The bald head replied: "Are you telling me to do things?"

Then the other party will do it.

The two of them fought for I don't know how many years, and the later memories were even more blurred, but I vaguely remembered that the other party opened a time wormhole, and shouted with a look of decline: "You have crossed a period of time, I will cut you off for a period of time, so that you don't pass!"

Then the other party threw him out.

When he woke up, he crossed over, became stronger, and became bald.

That's right, after a long battle, he seems to have become stronger again, not even a little stronger!

After thinking about it for a long time, he didn't remember who he was!

In the end, he shook his head and scolded: "Old Misan, you really cut me off...... Forget it, Tang San's burial will be Tang San's burial, just don't delay my waves. ”

"Old man, where is this??" Tang San asked.

Seeing that Tang San's burial did not seem to be extremely vicious, the land breathed a sigh of relief: "This is Baishan City, to the east is the Tang Empire, and to the west is Wuzhi Mountain." ”

"Baishan City, Datang, Wuzhi Mountain, I haven't heard of ......"

The mountain god pointed to the shadow of a towering mountain in the west and said, "That is the Five Finger Mountain, this mountain fell from the sky four hundred and ninety-nine years ago, and there was a monkey pressing it below. ”

When the mountain god said this, he kept staring at the bald man, wanting to see how the bald man reacted.

As a result, this guy's eyes were at a loss, obviously he didn't know about this big thing, and for a while, the land and the mountain god looked at each other, and they were all confused. Back then, Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace and was finally pressed by the Buddha at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, such a big thing, it stands to reason that the strength has reached the realm of baldness, should not be unaware.

The two of them only saw the monk written on the waist card, but they didn't see the name, so they didn't know who the bald man in front of them was, what the road number was, and they didn't know the identity.

"Stone pressure monkey, who is so idle......" Tang San bummered, and then was confused for a while.

It's coming, but what's next?

Look at the east, according to the words of the land, it is the Tang Dynasty in the east, and the gods of the prosperous era shine in the sky, which is obviously a peaceful and prosperous era......

"Prosperity equals rules, equals boredom, don't go!"

Look to the west, where the mountains rise and fall, and the beasts howl and the devil roars......

"The hair is gone, and the stomach is just sprinkled here!"

But before that......

Tang Sanfu touched his bald head, then casually picked up the hat on the head of the land and put it on his head.

What did the land want to say, Tang Sanfu glanced at him, and he immediately shut up and didn't dare to say anything.

Tang San said: "Save your life, then you have a hat, it's not too much, right?"

The land shook his head again and again: "Not too much, not too much......"

Tang Sanfu nodded, then looked at the west and said, "Wild meat, the master is here!"

With that, he strode towards the west.

The land couldn't help but ask, "Senior, what is your surname?"

Tang San buried his head and threw down a sentence without looking back: "Tang San is buried!"

The land and the mountain god looked at each other in astonishment.

"Tang Sanzang? No, according to the time, it hasn't reached the five-hundred-year covenant yet, why did he come in advance?"

"Such a fierce monk, do you still use people to protect him to go to the West Heaven?"

"Are you sure he's there to get the scriptures? Why do I think he's going to buy the goods?"

“……”

A few minutes ago, at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, a monkey with moss on his head casually bit the stone next to him, and then spit out the stone with a bang, turning a small piece of land over.

"Great Sage, don't make trouble. The land rubbed his ass and shouted with a crying voice.

This monkey is the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace more than 400 years ago.

Sun Wukong snorted: "You old man is so boring, I have been here for four hundred and ninety-nine years, and I didn't say anything about you when you give me stones and copper juice every day." Spit out a rock on you, be happy, what's wrong?

The land smiled bitterly: "Great Sage, it is the Buddha who oppresses you, and it is also the Buddha who asks the little god to feed you iron and copper juice, and the little god just does things according to the rules, don't you embarrass the little god, okay?"

"Look at your cowardice...... Forget it, fuck off. ”

Sun Wukong heard a loud bang, and then saw a fist mark passing through the air, destroying the place where it passed......

The land was so frightened that it plunged into the dirt and disappeared.

Sun Wukong looked at the hill that was bombarded to the ground and pouted disapprovingly.

Wuzhi Mountain is thousands of miles away from Baishan City, and only one punch here is already the end of the strong crossbow, and there is no power.

It's okay to scare the land, in Sun Wukong's opinion, it's very ordinary.

After a long time, Sun Wukong looked boredly at the place where the hill was originally located: "Don't fight such a big mountain, hit that small one!" Blind man, I wish you to lose your hair at a young age!"

"Monkey, who do you say sheds hair?"

At the same time as a voice suddenly sounded, a shadow covered the moonlight on Sun Wukong's head, and everything fell into darkness.

Sun Wukong was startled, someone who came was able to hide his ears and eyes and approach him silently, which is a bit strong!

Sun Wukong slowly raised his head to look, only to see a bald head standing in front of him, looking at him condescendingly.

It was a shiny bald head, and that face looked harmless, silly, and not too powerful......

A dark cloud passed in front of the moon, and the bald head flashed with silver......

Sun Wukong couldn't hold back anymore and laughed: "Hahaha...... You head, hahaha...... There's really not a single hair!hahaha...... It's also reflective, hahaha...... That curly hair is better than you, haha......"

Tang San's head was suddenly full of black lines, the greatest pride in his life was the long black and beautiful hair he used to have, but it turned out to be inexplicably gone!

Now he is being ridiculed in front of him......

This is an absolute provocation, a naked provocation!

Strength is awakening, anger is roaring!

The corners of Tang San's mouth twitched slightly, his cute eyes gradually became gloomy, and he said word by word: "Monkey, do you think this is ridiculous?"

"Hahaha...... It's not ridiculous, it's so funny, hahaha...... "What kind of person is Sun Wukong, the lord of the heavenly palace who dares to make trouble, who has he been afraid of in the sky and on the ground?"

So funny is funny, and he not only wants to laugh, but laughs out loud!

Click!

Tang Sanfu's fists clenched.

Laugh at!

Tang Sanfu took a step back, lunged forward, spun his body, and tucked his fist behind him.

Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, and then smiled even more happily: "Bald, you don't want to beat me, do you?"

Laughing and laughing, Sun Wukong couldn't laugh a little, because the expression on the thief's bald face became more and more terrifying, and his aura became more and more terrifying.

Sun Wukong has fought with countless immortals in Nantianmen, but he swears that this bald man seems to be stronger than all the strong people he has ever seen!

That terrifying sense of oppression, he had only felt in Rulai......

"No...... Wouldn't it? The bald man is as fierce as the curly hair now?" Sun Wukong was startled and subconsciously shouted.

As a result, as soon as the word bald man came out, the bald man's expression became even more terrifying, and his strength was even more terrifying!

The sweat of the bean on Sun Wukong's head flowed down, and he had a feeling that if he ate this punch, eighty percent of him would be beaten out of shit!

At the critical moment, he had an idea and shouted: "It's a master, if you have the ability, you let me out, let's fight alone! You beat me a monkey who can't move, what kind of ability is it?"