Text Text_Chapter 2 Playboy
In the west of the Tang Kingdom, in a mountain col, there is a small grass house by the river.
Outside the grass house, a three-meter-tall monster with green fangs and ribbed wings grabbed an old man in one hand and a naked strong man in the other, and laughed wildly with a hideous face: "The land and the mountain god?! ha...... Today, I'm going to stew you in a pot!"
The land lord angrily reprimanded: "Green Tooth Immortal! We are the land and mountain gods canonized by the Heavenly Court, and it is already a great crime for you to attack us, and you still dare to eat the gods? Aren't you afraid that the Heavenly Court will condemn you?"
Heh-phew!
Qingya Fairy directly sprayed a mouthful of saliva on the face of the land lord, and said disdainfully: "Shut up, did you let you speak?"
The height of the land is only one meter high, and the 3-meter-tall monster takes a sip of saliva and takes a bath directly.
The land is furious, but there is nothing to be done.
The Green Tooth Fairy raised his head arrogantly and said disdainfully: "Heavenly Court, surrender the crime, do you really think that I am still the little green wolf that you bully?"
As he spoke, the breath of the Green Tooth Fairy's whole body exploded, and a cyan pillar of light rushed straight into the nine skies, causing the qi of the five directions to converge and turn into three flowers to bloom, and the mountains and rivers were swaying!
As soon as the Green Tooth Fairy stomped his feet, he trembled for thousands of miles!
The terrifying coercion swept in all directions, and the land lord and the mountain god were directly pressed and coughed up blood, and their eyes were full of horror!
The mountain god exclaimed: "Five Qi Dynasty Yuan, Three Flowers Gather at the Top, Da Luo Jin Immortal!"
While subconsciously wiping the saliva on his face, the land muttered: "Not in the Five Elements, jumping out of the Three Realms, no wonder he is so rampant!"
The mountain god said in disbelief: "How is it possible? Fifteen hundred years ago, your strength was just a green wolf and a little demon, but after a thousand years, how could you have such achievements?"
The Green Tooth Immortal was condescending, and said word by word: "That's thanks to the monkey more than four hundred years ago, which gave me a peerless opportunity, and let me get the pills, secret methods, and magic skills!"
Back then, I only ate a mortal, and the two of you chased me for thousands of miles!
Today, I will not only eat you, but also kill all the three million mortals in the Hundred Mountain City!"
"You...... You...... You brute!" the land scolded.
Heh-phew!
"Shut up!"
The Green Tooth Fairy spat on the face of the land with another mouthful of saliva.
The land said angrily: "If you have something to say, can you stop playing disgusting!"
The Green Tooth Fairy laughed wildly, "Angry, don't worry, I'll let you see me kill all the mortals you have sheltered with your own eyes, that's wonderful, hahaha......"
The Green Tooth Fairy laughed wildly, waved his hand, and directly detained the gods of the City God Temple in the air, and with him, he strode towards the Hundred Mountains City in front of him!
He unscrupulously exuded the power that belonged to the Da Luo Jin Immortal, his power turned into a high-altitude Dharma Phase, and when he stepped out, the whole world trembled under his feet, and everywhere he passed, the mountains and rivers were broken, the rivers flowed backwards, the birds and birds fell, and the beasts wailed......
The terrifying aura was directly pressed towards Baishan City, and the guardian formation in the city only glowed slightly, and it was crushed into powder by this breath.
In the face of that terrifying demon god, all the people fell into despair......
Rumble!
A kick smashed the gates!
The shock wave of energy generated by the landing directly half-sat on the city and fell into ruins.
The mountain gods and the land roared angrily, but to no avail.
The Green Tooth Immortal looked at the angry mountain god and the land, felt the surging power in his body, and the invincible pleasure, and laughed wildly: "Is this the power of the Da Luo Golden Immortal?" Comfortable, happy, hahaha! Ants, scold, scream, this will be your last breath in the world! Hahaha......
The green tooth fairy smiled more and more hideously!
At this moment, the land looked up and said, "Meteor!"
Drink...... Bah!
The green tooth fairy snorted at him again: "Meteor? I can pick up the star now by raising my hand, you tell me about the meteor?"
The mountain god spoke, "The meteor seems to have fallen. ”
"What?!" The Green Tooth Fairy was stunned for a moment, looked up, and saw a meteor falling from a high altitude, extremely fast!
Gradually, the white light dissipated, revealing a humanoid creature!
When the land saw it, he shouted happily: "The Heavenly Soldiers are coming, it must be the reinforcements from the Heavenly Court......!"
"Drink...... Phew!"
A mouthful of saliva directly pasted on the face of the land, the land is called a depressed! There is obviously a mountain god on the side, why does this guy stare at himself and spit!
The Green Tooth Immortal looked at the meteor and said disdainfully: "Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals, now that I have entered the realm of Daluo, the heavens and the earth are at my disposal! Not to mention a Heavenly Soldier and Heavenly General, even if it is a Heavenly Soldier and Heavenly General, even if it is a Heavenly Divine Buddha, I can come and go freely!"
Saying this, the Green Tooth Fairy still looked at the figure cautiously.
He did come for him, frowning slightly, he was cautiously guarded.
The figure fell all the way down, without the slightest intention of slowing down, and finally heard a thud, the figure fell head-down, and half of its body plunged directly into the soil in front of him.
At that moment, everyone was silent......
The land and the mountain god were hit by the other party's waste landing method, and any of them landed more reliable than this guy, a person who can't fly steadily, what else can he expect him to do?
"It's over, another ...... delivering food," the land lamented in his heart.
"Hahaha...... This is what you call a heavenly soldier? haha...... Hahaha...... "The Green Tooth Fairy couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed wildly while holding his stomach.
After all, he is too thin, his mouth is fierce, and he is still afraid that there are people outside the world, and there is a sky outside the sky.
As a result, after worrying for a long time, such a thing fell down, he was relieved, he was happy, and he couldn't help laughing wildly.
He kicked the man in the ass and asked, "Hey, Heavenly Soldier, are you still alive? You won't just fall to your death, will you......?"
The land and mountain gods knew that the Green Tooth Fairy was disgusting them in this way, so they turned their heads helplessly one by one, and came out of sight and out of mind.
At that moment, the man's calf shook......
The land frowned, and his heart said, "Not dead?"
Then the man's legs shook again, and then he bent down, and held himself up on the ground, and with a thud, he pulled himself out of the soil like a turnip.
Only then did everyone see the man's appearance clearly, he was wearing a big red robe, and he had a harmless face.
The facial features are very good-looking, very handsome, and there is no lack of softness in the toughness, but unfortunately, this product is big-eyed, dull-headed like a goose, and at first glance it is the kind that has no brains and is very easy to bully. It even gives people the feeling that if you don't beat him twice, you are sorry for your parents who gave birth to you......
But the most eye-catching thing is his shiny head, which is like a car waxed and thrown into the light, which is very eye-catching!
Looking at such a thing, not to mention the Green Tooth Fairy, the mountain god and the land shook their heads, knowing that this so-called reinforcement could not be counted on.
The green tooth fairy was happy: "Hey, this head, it's a little interesting, it's reflective!"
After speaking, the Green Tooth Fairy stretched out a finger and knocked it on the bald head!
Boom!
The sound is crisp!
The bald head shook as if it had pressed a spring......
The Green Tooth Fairy was happy again: "Your Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals don't look very smart. ”
The face of the god of the land and the mountain is called a jet black.
The Green Tooth Fairy seemed to have had enough, and snapped his wrists and said, "Okay, enough fun, I'll send you on the road together." ”
As soon as the land was about to speak, he saw the green tooth fairy snorting, and he immediately covered his face.
The green tooth fairy didn't move for a long time, and the land opened his hand and took a look, and the result was ......
Bah!
"You wolf cub, you don't have to force me to scold, don't you? There's another one on the side, you only spit on me, what do you mean?"
Qingya Fairy said lazily: "There's no way, it depends on your displeasure." ”
After speaking, the green tooth fairy looked at the bald head in front of him and asked, "Hey, monk, aren't you allowed to struggle any longer?"
The monk had a pair of big godless eyes, looked at him cutely, and didn't say a word.
The Green Tooth Fairy frowned: "Monk, what are you looking at?"
The monk looked left and right, bent down and looked back under his crotch, and finally scratched his head: "Are you talking to me?"
The door of the green tooth fairy's brain was suddenly full of black lines, and he roared: "You are a monk here, I didn't talk to you, do you talk to the air?"
The monk was stunned for a moment and pointed to himself: "I, monk?"
The next moment, the monk became angry, and roared while touching his head: "With my black and thick hair, you call me and ...... I'm ...... Cao"
The monk touched his bare head and melon seeds, and suddenly became anxious, so without saying a word, he took off his pants and sprinkled a bubble of urine on the spot, and took a picture of it!
"Where's my hair!"
A terrible scream resounded throughout the city!
The Green Tooth Fairy, the land, and the mountain god were all stunned by the guy in front of them.
Who would have thought that the enemy is current, take off his pants and pee in the mirror...... This Nima, there is a brain disease!
The Green Tooth Fairy laughed dryly: "The land and the mountain god, it seems that this bald man's brain is not ordinary." ”
Before the land and the mountain god could say anything, the intuitive heaven and earth suddenly fell silent.
At the same time, the temperature drops rapidly!
The Green Tooth Fairy couldn't help but shudder......
The three of them subconsciously looked at the source of the coldness, it was the monk!
The monk tilted his head, held his pants in one hand, clenched his fist in the other, stared at the green tooth fairy with extremely fierce eyes, and asked, "Who do you call bald?"
The green tooth fairy was suddenly happy: "Bald, you don't want to do it to me, do you?"
Click!
The bald man's fists clenched.
Laugh at!
The bald man took a step back, lunged forward, spun his body, and closed his fists behind him.
Seeing this, the Green Tooth Fairy couldn't help but laugh wildly: "Bald, do you really want to do it with me?"
Hahaha......
Who gave you the courage?"
The Green Tooth Fairy seemed to have discovered something interesting, and as soon as he stomped his feet, the Five Qi Dynasty Yuan and the Three Flowers reappeared, and he pretended to laugh wildly: "
Do you know what this is?
This is the five qi dynasty yuan, the three flowers gather at the top,
I'm a Da Luo Jin Immortal!
Scared?
Don't dare to speak?"
Rumble!
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