Text Chapter 11 Private Xiaoqiang
Di Wei was also speechless: ", this "Strange Tales from Liaozhai" can really be said to be the first dirty book in the world. This plot is also like that, but why is it still so popular?"
"Have you seen the cartoon "Cricket"?" Xiao Peng suddenly asked Di Wei.
Di Wei was stunned for a moment, why did he suddenly ask this? He thought for a while: "When I was a child, I read the story of a child who turned into a cricket, and he won the big, right?"
Xiao Peng nodded: "That's right, that cartoon is based on an article "Promoting Weaving" in Liaozhai. That article profoundly revealed the greed, cruelty, and selfishness of the politicians through the description of the misfortunes of the famous family, and criticized the corruption of the feudal bureaucracy and the crime of expropriation and extortion. It shows the common people working hard for their livelihood, and entrusts Old Man Pu's sympathy for the lower classes. And most of the content in "Liao Zhai" is similar to this. This is the reason why "Liao Zhai" has been passed down to this day. But, despite this, it doesn't change the fact that this is the number one dirty book in the world. Mengzi, don't pretend to be a cultural person there, hurry up, fight crickets with me, Di Wei's level is too bad, let's play!"
Yang Meng glanced at Xiao Peng: "Playing with you, I don't like to bully people." ”
Xiao Peng stretched out his middle finger: "Damn, come, I have to abuse you today!"
Yang Meng has the capital to be arrogant with Xiao Peng: his skills in fighting grass and teasing insects are first-class, and the little crickets are under the provocation of his fighting grass, and his fighting spirit is high, and he kills Xiao Peng five to zero in a row.
Yang Meng held a cigarette, crossed Erlang's legs, and looked arrogant: "You are embarrassed to laugh at Di Wei, tsk, I may not be as good as you compared to others, but compared to playing cricket, when have you won me since you were a child?"
Xiao Peng sulked angrily on the side, today is also bad luck, the two of them each picked six crickets, but each cricket in Yang Meng's hand is a little stronger than his side, and there are two games that are narrowly defeated. Xiao Peng is really angry.
Yang Meng whistled, looked at Xiao Peng's dejected appearance, and said with a cheap face: "There is no need to compare in the last game, let's save face for you, will you have more face than shaving your head?"
"Hmph, how do you know you can beat me?" Xiao Peng asked disdainfully.
Yang Meng directly opened the small clay pot in front of him: "Look for yourself." ”
Xiao Peng looked at it, but he was speechless, it turned out that the cricket in Yang Meng's jar was the largest of all the crickets he bought today, six centimeters and eight millimeters, and Xiao Peng's one was obviously one circle less than Yang Meng's, only about six centimeters and four millimeters.
In this way, it is a fighting cricket, very Tian Ji horse racing, which cricket to send on the field first and then which cricket is also very knowledgeable, Yang Meng left the biggest cricket at the end, and Xiao Peng in order to win, his biggest cricket has died before he is paid. Only the last half-sized child remained.
Xiao Peng snorted coldly: "I can't compare to you? Don't look at me as a small insect, haven't you heard that everything that is condensed is the essence? Wait for me to swim it, and fight with you!" After speaking, he put the last cricket in his hand and began to 'swim cricket'. Yang Meng also put the last cricket in his hand, and while swimming in the crickets, he bragged to Di Wei, who was watching the excitement.
Di Wei is about to supply Yang Meng now, this is a master of fighting crickets. This time they are fighting crickets in the circle, can they let Yang Meng beat grass for themselves to compete! Since it is a competition, who doesn't want to win?
"How can you win?" Xiao Peng frowned and thought about countermeasures, if he only looked at it on the books, then he was really lost. Although it turned out that fighting crickets with Yang Meng was also more victorious and more losing, it would not be necessary to shave his head, right?
The crickets roamed in Xiao Peng's hands, but Xiao Peng couldn't think of a countermeasure, this was not to go up and fight by himself, and there was no way to do it in a hurry, right? Give it stimulants? Where can I find formalin cricket stimulants now?
"Huh?" Xiao Peng found a problem, this time the crickets were different from usual, this time the crickets habitually moved in the direction of Xiao Peng's fingers, instead of walking in a straight line like before.
After Xiao Peng looked closely, he found that the target of the little cricket was the ring on his hand. Before Xiao Peng came back to his senses, the little cricket was already leaning on Xiao Peng's ring. Sure enough, it didn't take long for Xiao Peng's ring to look like a cricket again, Xiao Peng was speechless, could he become a cricket?
Xiao Peng suddenly thought of a question, since he and the Chihuahua can establish a connection and treat it, can it make the cricket stronger?
Looking at the cricket lying on the ring, how to make it stronger? After thinking about it, Xiao Peng's mind could only think of the slogan of the Olympic Games: faster, higher, stronger!
However, there was indeed a force transmitted from Xiao Peng's ring to the little cricket's body, but the cricket was too young, and Xiao Peng did not react.
"Hey, when are you going to swim? Hurry up and start the war, let's go eat when the battle is over. Yang Meng said.
Xiao Peng was speechless, why did this start? I had to put the crickets into the bucket basin, take the bucket grass and start beating the grass, Xiao Peng could only hope that the crickets would not open their teeth.
Before the fight, the first thing is to tease the crickets and open their teeth. During this time, if one side of the cricket does not open its teeth, it will let the opponent's grass master grass, and if it does not open its teeth, then the game will be cancelled. That's a lot better than a shaved head, isn't it?
How do you know that Xiao Peng's little cricket is very combative! As soon as Doucao wiped his teeth, the little cricket directly bit off the front end of Doucao!
"Hey, the little thing is still very combative!" Yang Meng didn't care, and also put his crickets into the bucket: "Look at my blood-toothed and blue-headed general!"
Tsk, this is the benefit of naming, the tips of the teeth are slightly red, that is the blood teeth, the green head? Where is the green? Xiao Peng pointed to his cricket: "Look at my little strong private." ”
Di Wei sneered on the side: "Xiao Peng, what are you doing here? Lao Tzu is a general, and you are a private, so that you will not be ashamed to lose?"
"Well, there's no way I'm going to lose. Xiao Peng blushed rarely, and let Di Wei guess Xiao Peng's thoughts. His idea is really so simple: there is no shame in losing, looking at the two crickets in the bucket with a large difference in size, Xiao Peng didn't think he had a chance to win.
"I've opened the gate!" After Di Wei finished speaking, he directly opened the barrier in the middle of the bucket, and the two crickets flapped their wings and sang together, intimidating each other.
"Hey, this little guy of yours is so motivated. Yang Meng stretched his waist and looked disdainful. The same is true of his 'Blood-toothed and Blue-headed General', and after the intimidation, he directly rushed towards the 'Xiaoqiang Private of the First Class'. said that it was too late, then quickly, the 'Xiaoqiang private' flashed horizontally, sideways to avoid the bite, and when the 'blood-toothed and blue-headed general' had not yet gained a firm foothold, the 'Xiaoqiang private' opened his fangs and bit the neck of the 'blood-toothed and green-headed'!
The 'Bloody Tooth and Blue-headed General' couldn't break free of the 'Xiaoqiang' fangs despite his best efforts, and after more than ten seconds, the 'Bloody Tooth and Blue-headed General' kicked his legs and whimpered for his life.
"Damn!" Yang Meng and Di Wei looked incredulous.
"This little thing has become a refinement? Doesn't it mean that it is not allowed to become a refinement after the founding of the People's Republic of China?" Di Wei had a lighter and a cigarette in his hand, and he forgot to light a cigarette.
Yang Meng was shocked and unconvinced: "This little worm is nothing more than that, it's all my 'Bloodtooth and Blue-headed General' who is too light on the enemy." ”
Xiao Peng has a bottom in his heart, this little cricket is not normal! It seems that his ring can indeed make it stronger! Of course, as for how much stronger Xiao Peng did not count in his heart, after all, it was a small cricket, and the power of any finger was a nuclear warhead for it.
"Yes, if you don't accept it, continue to fight! I'll only destroy you one group, this is my insect king Xiaoqiang!" Xiao Peng took a cigarette in his mouth, and now it was finally his turn to be arrogant.
When Yang Meng heard this, he snorted: "Now let me continue to fight with you to take advantage of you!"
"Come on, come on, I don't mind, watch me abuse you all over the audience!" Xiao Peng also came to the spirit at this time.
Yang Meng took out the crickets that had just finished the battle, seriously swam the crickets, and put them into the bucket basin to tease the grass, all of which made him teasing with high morale, but as a result, all of them were not the enemies of 'Xiaoqiang' in one round.
"Fight with me, all pregnant!" Xiao Peng looked at Yang Meng coaxingly: "Is there anyone else who hasn't died?"
Yang Meng looked at the cricket jar in front of him: "Made, you cricket has eaten gunpowder? More than six centimeters of insects, there are endless opponents to pick up in the tie and cross-level, find a few big tycoons to bite a few games, if you win, you can directly buy a house and buy land!" Yang Meng said more and more excited: "This special is called the king of insects! If you can also perform this with the eight centimeter insects, brother, this insect can be recorded in the history of insects! How about a few games with the worm buyers tomorrow?"
Xiao Peng smiled: "No problem, I want to kill the entire Ningyang County." ”
Di Wei had an envious look on his face: "That, Brother Peng, are you a worm?"
Xiao Peng gave him a blank look: "What do you say?"
Yang Meng was also happy: "Brother, let's stay in Ningyang, and fight to the end with people from all over the country who come to buy insects, and in these two months, you will really make it." ”
"Let's send it together!" Xiao Peng said happily.
Di Wei said: "Two big brothers, I'm afraid you can't really make a fortune like this, how can there be so many people betting against you here?"
Xiao Peng didn't answer this question, but slapped his forehead: "Damn, I forgot something important." Mengzi, do you remember how to make cricket feed?"
"Leave it to me!" Mengzi ran out directly, "This 'Xiaoqiang' must be raised well." ”
Don't underestimate cricket feed, to ensure that there are insects from September to November, cricket feed can play an extremely important role, Yang Meng went out and disappeared, and waited until Xiao Peng and the two finished eating, only to see Yang Meng come back with a small bottle.
"Hurry up and eat, are you done?" Xiao Peng asked.
Yang Meng raised the small bottle in his hand: "No way, the materials are limited, so let's do it." ”
Di Wei was puzzled: "Brother Mengzi, this is cricket feed, how to match it?"
"Mung beans, millet, oats, corn, carrots, edamame, eggs, apples, no way, I'm too anxious, just put together these things, deal with them first, and then get serious when I go back. Yang Meng replied.