As soon as the words fell, Yang Meng pushed the door and walked in, holding a book in his hand, without looking at Xiao Peng and the others, he went to bed and continued to read.

Xiao Peng rubbed his eyes: ", I read it wrong, are you reading?" Mengzi, where did you find the little yellow book?"

Yang Meng glanced at Xiao Peng: "I read a fart little yellow book, I don't know who left a copy of "Strange Tales from Liaozhai" in my room, I looked at it, tsk, it's really interesting." ”

Xiao Peng listened to Yang Meng's words and let out a sigh: "It turns out that you are watching "Strange Tales from Liaozhai", then I am not wrong, you are really reading the little yellow book." ”

Even Di Wei couldn't listen to it anymore: "Hey, isn't "Strange Tales from Liaozhai" to explain ghost stories? Why did it become a little yellow book in your mouth?"

Xiao Peng looked at Di Wei with a disgusted expression: "You haven't watched "Strange Tales from Liaozhai", have you?"

Di Wei nodded, and Xiao Peng said with a smile: ""Liao Zhai" is the first dirty book in ancient and modern times, what kind of "Golden Vase Plum" or something, then it is called a weak explosion!

"Huh?" Di Wei's eyes widened: ""Liao Zhai" is a dirty book, aren't you teasing me?"

"We all know that "Liao Zhai" uses ghosts and gods as a metaphor for the world, but there are even more yellow storms and large-scale eye-catching questions in it. Xiao Peng said.

"Is it so exaggerated?" Di Wei shook his head and said, "I don't read much, don't lie to me." ”

"What am I lying to you?" Xiao Peng said: "Many stories in "Liao Zhai" are very scary, and they must be harmonized today, such as "Wei Gongzi", the old driver in this story, the speed is comparable to Ximenqing, there are countless friends in his life, and both men and women eat, but the prostitute and the JI girl he met later turned out to be a pair of his own children, this is really how often standing by the river without getting his shoes wet? The most excessive thing is that when he knew that he had made such a big mistake, this frenzied old driver actually killed his own daughter!"

Di Wei was dumbfounded when he heard this: "Damn, is this okay?"

"Of course, and in "Strange Tales from Liaozhai", monsters are not all evil things with strange powers that cannot be approached, they also have human nature, they also know cold and hot, and they will also have indescribable intersections with humans, do you say that is a little yellow book?" Xiao Peng said seriously: "Tsk, in a sense, Pu Songling is still an animal protectionist." All kinds of fancy demon subjugation techniques, rather than destroying demons, it is better to subdue demons, just like in the story of "Fu Fox", an unlucky little brother who was entangled by a fox, met an old Chinese medicine doctor, and said I can save you, and the medicine prescribed turned out to be an aphrodisiac! ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" Yang Meng continued: "I just finished reading this story, and there is also Pu Songling's annotation, saying that he has a friend in his hometown, and Xiao Ding Ding is the size of the Qin Dynasty. ”

"Chang Yu?" Di Wei frowned.

"That's right, it's the rumored Qin Shi Huang's wild father Chang Yu, pretending to be a eunuch, but Xiao Ding Ding can turn the wheel, known as the 'wheel art' and 'wheel spinning technique'. In "Fu Fox", Pu Songling said this: A certain person in Yuxiang in the past, known as a concubine, stayed in a lonely house at night, and suddenly there was a running girl, and he entered before he opened; The fox was frightened, and its cry squeaked, like an eagle taking off, and went through the window. This is really a fierce general of the fox!" Yang Meng read with a book.

Xiao Peng explained: "The general meaning is that he has a fellow countryman, Xiao Ding Ding is very big, when staying in a hotel, a woman entered his room without opening the door, his fellow knew that this was a fox demon, but he still directly snapped the fox demon, and the fox demon couldn't stand it and ran away." Look at Pu Songling, how slippery is this little allusion? The old driver he knows who is very good at the machine has overwhelmed the fox like this, and he can also be called a 'fox general'. ”

Di Wei was dumbfounded when he heard this: "Why do I think that for so many years, all I have watched is fake chatting? What you said is too ruined, right?"

Xiao Peng sneered: "This ruins the three views? These are just appetizers, otherwise I said that Chatzhai is the first dirty book in the world? There are more serious stories, such as "Qingcheng Women", it is rumored that there is often a strange phenomenon of husbands dying violently after marriage in the local area, and the suspects are all children born of snakes and children. These kind-hearted girls don't know that when they are in love, they will unintentionally stick out the snake's tongue and will absorb yang energy through the man's little dingding. Let men 'get rid of yang and die'. ”

Yang Meng answered: "Di Wei, you have to be careful, this way of dying is a bit miserable." If you run into a "Qingcheng Woman", it won't be fun. The snake's tongue sticks down the little brother, damn, it's creepy just to think about. ”

Di Wei stretched out his arm: "Don't scare me, I have goosebumps." You see, you see. ”

Xiao Peng laughed: "Look at you little bold, let me tell you, in the chat, there are more all kinds of small stories, this Pu Songling will definitely be checked because of the wrong three views!"

Di Wei became interested: "What other stories do you have three wrong views?"

Xiao Peng thought for a while and said: "That's just too much, what "Shemale", tells the story of Wan Baojun, who is obsessed with lust, abducted women, and accidentally gained a beauty, but found out that it was a pseudo-mother disguised by a man, it turned out that the other party was a transvestite named Erxi, who likes men to disguise themselves as women and do dirty things, these two people are not good birds, in self-defeating, Wan Baojun was confused by Erxi's beauty, and castrated it to stay by his side to serve, don't ask me why this is, I can only say that this is love. ”

Yang Meng continued to mend the knife: "Di Wei, you must pay attention when you pick up girls in the future, and first check whether the person you are dating is a man or a woman." Otherwise, be careful of getting shot. ”

Di Wei surrendered: "Brother Mengzi, let's not use me as a negative teaching material every time we tell a story, okay? Am I wrong?

When Yang Meng heard this, he nodded with a relieved face: "You said that earlier, I would have let you go a long time ago." ”

Di Wei wanted to cry without tears, it turns out that you criticized me like this because I didn't introduce you to my sister. I said that I would have found a girl to gag your mouth。。。。。。

Xiao Peng lit a cigarette and continued: "With a pseudo-mother, there must be a pseudo-lang. Like the story in "Shang Sanguan", a rich businessman fell in love with a beautiful singing boy, teased him in every possible way and invited him to stay overnight. Who knew that before he started to do anything in the middle of the night, the singer drew his sword and killed the rich man, and then hanged himself. It turned out that the young man was pretended to be the daughter of the enemy, which can be called the Qing Dynasty's filial piety version of Mulan, you see that those TV anime are all playing gender transition, but in fact, they are all leftovers played by the old man Pu Songling. ”

Yang Meng smiled: "Old Man Pu is playing avant-garde, such as 'shape marriage', you know?"

Di Wei nodded. 'Formal marriage' is a formal marriage, that is, two people have gone through the legal marriage procedures, but it is only a nominal husband and wife, and there is no substance, for example, someone immigrates, or a gay man or a lesbian man forms a family in order to hide people's eyes.

""Feng Sanniang" in Liao Zhai tells the story of 'shape marriage', that is, a rich girl Fan Shiniang and the fox demon Feng Sanniang, the two exchanged tokens at first sight during the Obon Festival, and the two beautiful girls ignited a raging love for each other. Later, after Fan Shiniang suffered from lovesickness and family obstruction, she chose to commit suicide in despair, but was rescued by Feng Sanniang with a spell, and became married to a book. Although Fan Shiniang is nominally married, in order to keep her lala object, she even got drunk Feng Sanniang and had sex with her husband, saying that she was following Empress E's daughter to serve Emperor Shun, but the real reason was that she hoped that the two girls could be together forever. Xiao Peng explained lightly to Di Wei.

Di Wei opened his mouth wide: "Our ancestor is so bullish? This is simply an old driver in Qiu Mingshan, just drive if you say you drive?"

Xiao Peng smiled: "Today, Pu Songling's three views are also leading the trend, no BL lily bisexual is missing, and "Chivalrous Girl", which tells the story of a scholar who takes a beautiful male fox as a prostitute and falls in love with a woman, so he simply plays a bisexual story." There is also "Chang'e", which directly describes the female fox kissing the fairy's feet: "When the head is upside down, the mouth is a phoenix hook, and the teeth are slightly touched", this phoenix hook is to describe the woman's small and curved feet, this picture is a foot fetish erotic lily blockbuster! "Fox Lian" is also very interesting, saying that the two fox fairy sisters gave the scholar a couplet, 'Wu Xu is the same body, the abdomen is a little less', 'I have a trace, why not double pick up the foot', tsk, this is the two sisters want to fight with the scholar. ”

"Ruined, ruined, the "Strange Tales from Liaozhai" in my mind turned out to be just a story of demons and monsters, I didn't expect there to be so many messy plots?" Di Wei was dumbfounded.

"Hahahaha. Xiao Peng laughed: "There are many stories in it, such as "Xiangyu", which tells the story of a man and two flowers that have to be said, of course, according to my point of view, the most fierce one is "Lotus Fragrance". ”

Di Wei hurriedly asked, "What kind of story does that tell?"

Xiao Peng explained: "In fact, according to the era in which Pu Songling lived, in some aspects, Pu Songling's three views are still quite correct. For example, many people say that it was polygamy in ancient times, but it is not, and it should be accurate to say that it is monogamy and polygamy. The status of the concubine and the wife are completely different, and there is no choice in personal freedom or love. But in Pu Songling's eyes, love can be polyamorous and equal to each other. ”

Di Wei was speechless: "Damn, is polyamory still a special three-view of the three-view?" Are you funny?"

Xiao Peng shrugged: "You have to consider the era in which he lived at that time, isn't it?" For example, in "Lotus Fragrance", it is said that a scholar fell in love with two women, one is a JI woman who has a 'beautiful country', and the other is a little Lori with 'sleeves and hanging buns', the former is a fox demon, the latter is a female ghost, and the two people are jealous of each other and will never kill each other. The description is called a fragrant and glamorous.,In addition to the love triangle of the fox and the ghost serving a husband.,There's also a foot fetish plot.,There's also a beautiful plot at the end of the beautiful woman's saliva as a medicine.:The medicine found by the fox demon must be the female ghost's saliva to make a medicine introduction.,The female ghost knows that it's very shy.,The fox demon said 'This is usually a familiar skill, why don't be stingy today',It means that you usually have good skills in your mouth.,Don't be stingy today.。 ”

"Don't spoil it, I'm still watching!" Yang Meng protested.