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Instead of surprise, admiration, or even doubt, a series of ellipses drifted through everyone's heads, including Chenyang.

When Shan Baiyu said the words "Song of the Goose", he knew that this poem should be moved out of his previous life, but he didn't expect it to be true, and looking at the girl's appearance, he didn't feel inappropriate at all.

canvassing for votes with his own poems in front of himself, and there is really no one who is funny.

Ignoring everyone's strange gazes, Shan Baiyu said playfully, "Everyone is curious about who wrote this poem, right? In fact, the original author of this poem is also on our scene." ”

"That's right! He's a special guest writer for our newspaper," he said, Shan Baiyu waved his hand, put his five fingers together, turned his palms on his side, and pointed to Chenyang and introduced, "Chenyang!!"

"The morning sun is big, how do you think I read this poem?"

The camera is given to the morning sun.

Chenyang stood there crying and laughing, didn't speak, raised his hand above his head and applauded at Shan Baiyu for encouragement.

on the web.

Netizens were also overwhelmed by Shan Baiyu's playful actions.

"I'll go!"

"Yama White Feather is too cute. ”

"It's not just so cute, it's so cute that I want to marry home!"

"I thought Shan Baiyu was an old-fashioned teacher, but I didn't expect it to be a cute girl, and I thought this girl was an ultimate scholar, but I didn't expect it to be a comic, today's live broadcast brought me too much freshness. ”

"I agree with the upstairs, in front of this group of rough men, the mountain white feather and the floating sugar are simply a little red in the green of ten thousand points, and they are so cute that they can't do it without talking. ”

The network and the field are different.

Most of the fans who came to the scene were iron fans, and occasionally one or two were not iron fans, but they also came from reading the works.

But the network is different.

There are iron powders, but the proportion is small, and in such a small number of people, those who follow from beginning to end are even less.

Many people who watched this live broadcast are still halfway monks, either interested in a certain writer, or come to see the excitement, where to learn so many causes and consequences.

Coupled with the reason for the live broadcast, many times it is impossible to communicate.

The fans who understand the cause and effect look at the girl Shan Baiyu and think it is cute, but those passers-by and fans who are halfway monks can't accept it at all after listening to Shan Baiyu's words.

Who is Chenyang?

That's the morning!

If you scare the air, there is nothing he doesn't dare to scare!

What kind of urine sex is this guy writing poetry?

Have you ever heard of "meanness is a pass for the mean"?

"From the bullet holes of the stars, the dawn will bleed blood-red" Do you know?

Just now, this guy also disliked the Qin Emperor, Han Wu, Tang Sect, Song Zu and Temujin one by one.

Now, you tell me that this song looks like a primary school student's work at first glance, and if you taste it, it's a primary school student's work, and if you break it and crumple it, it's really a primary school student's work, and it's written by that morning.

You're still letting me accept it?

How can you make me accept it!

The three views were subverted, the image collapsed, Shan Baiyu didn't know, her words caused an uproar on the Internet.

"Why is it a poem, but I feel that the morning is broken. ”

"Agree with upstairs, what's wrong with you in the morning! Morning in the morning, you can't be like this, you have to get up!"

"Goose Goose Goose ...... I just want to know, Yang Shen, how boring you are to write this poem, I'm not afraid to tell you, just this poem, my daughter can understand it!"

"Yang God, you give me an honest explanation, is this poem written for your baby? Otherwise, how can it be so naïve? Or did your baby finish writing it for you?"

"Kneel and beg upstairs to leave, I only became the face dog of the Yang God today, you just told me that the Yang God has a baby, do you think it is easy for us to live as a single dog?"

Yang Shen's poem must have been written to the neighbor of his second uncle next door, he can't have a wife, he can't have a girlfriend, if there is, it must be me!!"

As soon as there were many people discussing, popular science fans came out.

"Poof! you're enough!"

"Upstairs, please rest assured, judging from my three years of following Yangshen, this guy currently has no girlfriend, let alone any wife. ”

"Hahahaha, seeing so many people reduced to a dog, I will also say a word, the poem Yang Shen is indeed written for children, and it is also the child of his relatives. ”

There are more and more popular science fans.

With everyone's unremitting efforts, soon, the inside story of how Chenyang wrote this poem and why this poem was not posted on the Internet was exposed.

Even, some parents who participated in the same Swan Park that day also came out to testify, and by the way, they also posted the signatures given by Chenyang that day.

Netizens were stupid.

"Huh, is it really for children?"

"I'll go, I thought that Yang Shen could only scold people when he wrote poems, but I didn't expect to be able to write such poems?"

"Although I can't believe it, but Yang Shen is too awesome, this poem is got, copy it back and read it to my Jiawa. ”

"I want it too, I want to read this poem to my baby, no! I want him to memorize it, so that he can easily pretend to be forced in school in the future!"

"Hahahaha, the upstairs and I went together, this poem must be copied back to the child to memorize, and then the school celebrates June 1st or something, pretending to be a little prodigy. ”

"I strongly appeal to Yangshen to write more poems that children can read, so that the future flowers of the motherland can crush their peers happily and easily in every festival!"

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After Shan Baiyu finished speaking, Zhang Bolin picked up the microphone and pretended to appreciate, "I really didn't expect that the original author of this poem was actually on the scene, by the way, the whitest, you are professional, what do you think of this poem?"

I nodded and said, "Although it looks very good overall, if you taste it carefully, it is a little lacking," I said, I looked at Chenyang and smiled apologetically, "In front of the original author, I don't know whether to talk about it or not." ”

Should I not talk about it?

You've said it all here, can you still say it?

Wen Xia rolled her eyes.

Although she also knows that today Zhang Bolin and I am the whitest, it is impossible for these people to be good with Chenyang, but this kind of practice of being a watch and setting up an archway is really disgusting.

Chenyang didn't have any expression.

He was prepared.

Sooner or later, this fire will have to burn over.

It's good to burn it now, these people in the province are panicking.

Nodding, Chenyang made a gesture of please, "I also want to hear the highest opinion of the whitest teacher, please speak." ”

These words are not polite, but his sincere words.

This "Song of the Goose" is the work of Luo Bingwang when he was seven years old, which has been circulated in China for thousands of years in the previous life, and can be said to be an enduring children's classic must-remember work, and now someone dares to pick a thorn?

Pick the thorn of King Luo Bing?

He really wants to open his eyes today!