Episode 402 Be a Happy Single Dog
On the way there, along the crooked branches, Spider Xiaoliu happened to meet Yu Qiyun and their group. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Looking at each other, overnight, their mental state was much better, and they walked in the bright sunshine with a whirlwind sense of sight.
"Little Liu-" Yu Qiyun shouted from afar, and after seeing the face of the little fat pig with the spider hoof, his tone was full of excitement and joy when he saw Xiao Liu's relatives.
Spider Xiaoliu laughed, twisted his buttocks, and without saying a word, he was a shot at classmate Yu!
A snow-bright spider silk whistled past Yu Qiyun and Yue An, sticking to the leaves behind them, making soap soap and rice balls scream.
Listening to the sound of "sigh" in the air again, Xiao Liu pulled the silk thread and flew over in the air, and a beautiful heel fight landed firmly between Yu Qiyun and Yue An.
The action is done in one go and is pleasing to the eye.
"Good afternoon—" he grinned.
Yu Qiyun's eyes looked at him brightly, the way he appeared in this style, the more he looked at it, the more he looked like his own virtue, he punched Xiao Liu's black stomach and smiled:
"Stinky boy, I heard Pig's Trotter say that you are getting married! Congratulations, we are waiting to see Xiao Xiaoliu?"
"Congratulations, congratulations!" Yue An echoed the rice ball that had come back to his senses, and couldn't help arching his fist.
"Sixth brother, please eat candy!"
The little guy blurted out subconsciously, and was suddenly pinched by the rice ball, and then suddenly covered his mouth, she was really funny, the spider got married, how can there be any candy to eat?
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In the congratulatory voices of everyone, Xiao Liu was not at all like the groom-to-be in the human world, his face was full of red light, and he couldn't close his mouth with a big smile for a long time.
Although there was a smile on his face, his expression was no different from crying, he put on a sad pose, looked down at his feet at a 45-degree angle, and said with a wry smile:
"Where, I'm just going on a blind date, can I come back in its entirety, or is it a question?"
Seeing that Spider Xiaoliu said that the blind date was like going to the execution ground, and assisted him with a longing and frightened look on his face, except for Yue An, who knew some inside information, Yu Qiyun and other partners were stunned.
I see.
No wonder Spider Hoof mentioned before that when her mother was giving Xiaoliu premarital counseling, she also took the trouble to say that his mother would give Xiaoliu a few life-saving tricks.
Before, everyone listened to it very funny, and they had never heard such a strange and terrifying blind date ceremony.
"Does the bride beat people?" blurted out the innocent soap again, she has watched a lot of TV dramas, and there are often savage brides in it who beat the cowardly groom with his head and running around.
This sentence seemed to poke Xiao Liu's tears, he sighed silently, and Yue An smiled bitterly to help him answer:
"Soap, when they go on a blind date, the woman usually doesn't hit someone-"
As soon as Soap Soap breathed a sigh of relief, he listened to the next sentence:
"They only eat people!"
The little guy threw himself into Li Enchanting's arms with a "whoosh", and Yu Qiyun and Fantuan were so frightened that their footsteps were also messy. They have seen a lot of beating brides, but the cannibalistic bride still makes these two boys think about it very scary.
No wonder Xiaoliu said that on the day of the blind date, it may be the time of death, and sure enough, it seems that going on a blind date in the spider world is really a high-risk thing, because this has amazing things in common with going to the ghost gate.
It can be seen from the faces of Yu Qiyun Rice Ball that if they are spiders, they must choose to be a happy single dog for the rest of their lives, and they will never fall in love.
These appalling actions not only made Soap Soap tremble, but also added three points to the fear and disgust of Li Yourao, who was standing on the side, for spiders.
Spider Island, sure enough, is not a place where normal people can stay, and it is possible that Xia Helen and Kaixin are also here. The snowflakes in Li Enchanting's heart are flying.
In Li Enchanting's eyes, male spiders are all sinister and cunning like Xiaoliu, while women are like a group of gluttonous barbarian cannibals, even eating blind dates who have traveled thousands of miles to sing love songs to themselves.
Staying on Spider Island for one more day, even if they are not eaten, they may be scared crazy, and at the end of this day, Li Enchanting feels that she is not far from a mental breakdown.
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"Since the danger index is so high, Xiaoliu, don't you go on a blind date?" Yu Qiyun Zhengse said, a hand deeply on Spider Xiaoliu's black shoulder.
"Yes, yes, yes, be a happy single like us - spider. Onigiri said teasingly.
"No way!"
Spider Xiaoliu cleanly rejected the two male insects' loving suggestions full of coffee.
"Why?"
In the midst of everyone's questioning, Spider Xiaoliu looked down at his black and fluffy feet at a 45-degree angle, with an attitude of not opening his mouth after being killed.
He didn't want people to share his pain, and that feeling of pity only made him more miserable.
It seems that the spider in front of him must be a person with a story, Yu Qiyun and Yue An made eye contact, and made a very bold decision:
"Okay! On the day of your blind date, call us, maybe we can help you a little. ”
How to say, Spider Xiaoliu's life, they can be regarded as saving most of it, so if they do good things to the end, they will join forces to help him marry a daughter-in-law.
In the future, in terms of finding people, presumably the sixth student of Spider will also do his best to help them.
After all, in Spider Island, it is really not easy to find a spider that does not eat itself as a guide, as the saying goes, it is better to be raw than cooked.
As soon as these words came out, Spider Xiaoliu and Rice Ball Soap were taken aback, and even Li Yourao, who had been unfazed, angrily raised her two braids!
These two boys are simply crazy! That bride-to-be even eats her own people, what a fierce existence! Everyone can't escape, these two daring human beings who don't have a heavy bag or two dare to tease her!
I don't even know how to write dead words?
Seeing their exclamations of rice balls, Spider Xiaoliu smiled at Yu Yue and the others after being moved:
"Thank you, you have received your kindness! Although it is dangerous, I can still handle it myself!"
Not only did he not want these humans to wade into the troubled waters of his own journey, but he also felt that Yu Qiyun and them really couldn't help anything except being melon eaters, because these humans in front of him didn't even have decent fangs and spider silk.
I'm already a weak bug, how can I help myself?
Xiao Liu's contemptuous expression disappeared in a flash, but he had already been seen by Yu Qiyun, who was observant, so he changed an angle and said to Spider Xiao Liu:
"Oh, well, but you have to call us when you go on a blind date, we are very curious about your spider blind date, and you can always take a look from afar. ”
This sentence finally made Fangiri and Li Soap's second daughter feel at ease, and they heard Spider Xiaoliu immediately agree happily:
"That's okay! Just watch from afar!"
Yu Qiyun nodded, but said in his heart:
"Lucky boy, we might get you a big gift bag then, so just wait and see!" )