If a reporter is on a busy street in the city, a young man asks:

"So what's the most important thing you want to do if you can't go online for the whole day?"

Most young people will surely laugh miserably and reply:

"I can't do anything, I'm crazy. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

In today's Internet age, many people can go without food for a day, but they can't go without the Internet for a day. The life without access to the Internet makes young people feel uneasy.

And cobwebs

The same is true for most spiders.

The cobwebs are their food and clothing, and their daily eating, drinking, and lazar are all online, and if they do not go online for a day, they may not only go crazy, but also be more likely to kill them.

Because on the net, they can both hunt and retreat from the enemy, even their kitchen, which is also their battlefield, and leaving the cobweb, they leave their fate.

And for young spider men and women, weaving a beautiful and practical spider web is also endowed with another more important meaning, that is, in the spider marriage market, people who can weave a good web are in short supply.

It can be seen how important it is to weave a web for a young spider, and it depends on it to eat, fight the enemy, and even please a good wife.

……

In view of the fact that Miss Lan, the spider leopard on the wood blue tree, is famous for her "white rich beauty", although she is picky about her boyfriend to the point of perversion, the male spiders who come here are still like carp crossing the river.

Risking their lives, they resolutely signed up for this brave game.

Of course, the ending is also shocking.

In the last month alone, the beautiful spider leopard blue has eaten 16 suitors, not only because the other party is ugly, but also because the other party can't weave a beautiful web.

After looking forward to it for a night, Spider Xiaoliu, who was a little uneasy, hurriedly asked Spider Tiger Niang about the details of Spider Leopard Blue early the next morning.

When he learned that the leopard blue girl paper was so hot to destroy the man, Xiao Liu's cold hair exploded, and he immediately retreated, he begged his wife to take revenge, but if he died in the hands of his wife in advance, then what is there to talk about avenging the old lady?

However, he underestimated the Spider Tiger Lady's flickering skills and tenacity, and she spat in his ear again:

"That leopard blue girl, not only is she a big beauty, but also the first master of the young generation of female spider fighting, with her out of the horse, one top you 6, think about it, plus you, a total of 7 spider Xiaoliu, then the success rate of revenge is equal to an increase of 6 times!"

Hearing this, Spider Xiaoliu's eyes lit up and dimmed, and he looked at a cloud in the sky and said in a daze:

"But I can't even weave a broken net except for being handsome and lawless, and I heard that she has six eyes on the top of her head, and I don't want to be her 17th dessert. ”

Before she finished speaking, her brain was slapped hard by the spider tiger girl, and she saw this aunt shouting domineeringly:

"Guy who has no interest, you have this guts, what revenge do you have, you don't know how to weave a net, my mother oh no aunt will teach you, you see how smooth the net of the little hooves is!"

"But Little Hoof said that he was kicked out of the house by you since he was a child, and that his net was completely self-taught. Spider Xiaoliu said weakly, even if he was dizzy by being fooled, he still tried to maintain the last trace of clarity.

But the master of flickering is the master of flickering, I saw that the 6 big eyes of the spider and tiger girl all turned around in a circle, and slapped another palm on Xiao Liu's head, laughing and scolding:

"Do you understand prenatal education? That's prenatal education!"

Spider Xiaoliu was stunned for a long time, and finally nodded, revealing a convincing expression.

……

The spider tiger girl laughed, spared you like a ghost, or drank the old lady's footwashing water, and sighed secretly:

"It's a lot better to be a good person than a bad person. ”

In fact, a marriage proposal or something is completely a trick, according to the slings conditions of Xiaoliu, a slum, he can't climb the white rich beauty of leopard blue at all.

However, it can be used in this way to delay the time for Spider Xiaoliu's revenge, as long as it takes a long time, he will slowly regain his senses, and when the time comes, he will naturally live his own life like other spiders.

Therefore, she deliberately instigated Xiao Liu to learn to weave nets with her, because she had long heard that Xiao Liu was a genius in flying, but he was a complete idiot in weaving nets.

Just teach him slowly and slowly, until he doesn't want to take revenge, and then he will be done.

Oh yes!

……

But what the Spider Tiger Niang didn't expect was that people were not as good as the sky, and the old fox would also be planted in the hands of the little white rabbit.

Under the enthusiastic observation of the blue sky and white clouds, just 15 minutes after the spider tiger mother taught the spider Xiaoliu by hand, a beautiful little net sparkled in the sun.

Spiderhooves are dumbfounded.

Her mouth opened, and 5 of her 6 eyeballs fell out, because this net was woven by Xiao Liu, and it was woven so fast and beautiful that it was twice as standard as the net she was weaving now.

Not only her, but even Xiaoliu himself seemed to be stunned by his masterpiece, and it was not until this moment that he realized that he was not only a genius of flying, but also a genius of weaving nets.

But why couldn't I weave before?

This big and small one looked at each other blankly as in a dream, and finally came to the same conclusion:

"It's not that he's stupid, it's that he's lazy!"

In fact, lazy people are not equal to stupid people, many lazy people are actually very smart, but many times, they are unwilling to do what they like, and when they are forced to do it, they are always clumsy, making people mistakenly think that they are stupid.

It was for this reason that Spider Six's reputation as an idiot had accumulated, and over time, it had led him to believe that he was a fool.

Now, in order to avenge his mother as soon as possible, this fool has finally regained the honor he deserves.

……

As the two spiders looked at each other, a laugh made them make eye contact.

Wow, my mother, your old web is getting more and more beautiful. Spider's hoof strode over, fondly touching the newly woven web, and was full of praise.

patted the spider Xiaoliu in a daze again:

It's okay, take your time, follow my mother to study hard, in case you really can't learn, let's live together with the two brothers, and we'll be half of us when we catch anything, but I like to eat fly butts the most, don't grab this with me, hehe.

Fa Xiao's heartfelt words, although Spider Xiaoliu was very moved, but also hurt his self-esteem, the corners of his mouth hooked a meaningful smile, and immediately gave Spider Hoof a big bear hug, attached to his head, and whispered:

Tell you a secret, actually......

When he let go of his hand, the whole head of the spider hoof was not working, and he was shaking, and he saw Spider Xiaoliu stretching out his hand to flick his face, laughing and walking away.

This slap in the face feels so cool!

He was walking along the treetops to see Yu Qiyun and them, when the howl of spider hooves was heard behind him, and when he turned back, he saw a quail egg rolling on the leaves.

It's no wonder that the web he couldn't weave in 5 hours was done in 15 minutes by Spider Xiaoliu, and this gap was too big a blow to the respect of the little fat paper. (To be continued.) )