Xiao Yao thought about the groom and the bride, and didn't want them to drink more, for fear of getting them drunk. This is a good thing, but Wednesday was made furious by his kindness.

Xiao Yao is a brother, it is definitely enough, and it can also be said to be a knife in both ribs. But his stomach is full of bad water, and when the time is right, he will also make the brothers unable to eat and walk around. Today's situation on Wednesday was the right time, and he had to be vigilant.

"Brother Xiao, I can obey your wishes and not get drunk, but you must tell me what your bad idea has become, otherwise, I will not be sure. ”

"Hahaha, this matter must be kept secret first, and there will be no mystery when you say it. ”

"Come on, sister, hurry up, pour wine for my brother, pour it full, I'm better to get myself drunk"

Zhou Min was baffled by his brother's repeated urging to pour her wine, and stood there hesitating with a wine bottle. Even Xiaoqing looked at it with an incredible gaze.

"Pour your wine, why are you standing stupidly? If you are not afraid of sin, you will not drink. ”

Wednesday's slightly exaggerated expression and nervous tone drew a room full of people to look at him. Wednesday saw that it attracted everyone's attention as expected, and hurriedly issued a statement:

"Ladies and gentlemen, aunts, sisters, sisters. On my big day on Wednesday, my brother was holding back his stomach and didn't know how to fix me. All of you bear witness that he forced me to do this. ”

On Wednesday, like a charlatan on the street, a sudden speech drew laughter and shocked many people in the courtyard to look inside.

Xiao Yao didn't expect Wednesday to come to this hand, so he quickly stood up and denied it.

"Don't listen to his nonsense, I'm kind enough not to let him get drunk, and the bride can testify. He was completely upside down, and treated my kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs. ”

It's so lively here, and many people in the courtyard are crowded in. Everyone saw the bride nodding, indicating that Xiao Yao was telling the truth. The old man at the two tables looked at the young people in front of him and coaxed, changing the depressed atmosphere just now, and looking forward to the next with a smile on his face.

"Kindness, you quickly take back your kindness, I can't afford it, if you are a brother, just repeat what you just said, word for word, let everyone see how good your kindness is. ”

"Then you can say it again, we didn't hear it. ”

"What is so awesome, I have to write it down. ”

Wednesday's remark aroused everyone's curiosity, and a sentence can force the groom to get himself drunk, which must be studied hard and used for drinking in the future.

Xiao Yao was still thinking about it, but Zhou Min came to defend his brother.

He said, "I wanted to get you drunk, but now I've changed my mind." ”

As soon as you hear it, there is nothing wrong with this, it is very open and honest to expose your bad thoughts, and you have changed your bad mind, but I will not get you drunk again.

"I said, Bridegroom, you're too wicked, aren't you? If anyone changes their mind to get me drunk, I'm too late to be grateful. It seems that this young man is right. You just treat other people's kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs. ”

"That's it, I thought it was something that made you groom and official anxious like that, as for it?"

In the face of everyone's numbers, Wednesday couldn't say it in his heart, their popular understanding was right, but after dealing with Xiao Yao for a long time, the sound in his words could be heard on Wednesday.

The people present do not mean that everyone is completely in reverse, but today's day is to deal with the groom and the bride together, and no one will help the groom speak.

"Don't talk cool things, whoever has the ability to tell him to change his bad mind will be punished by three cups. ”

"Gentleman, speaking of which, you still want to get yourself drunk? ”

A noon banquet ended in such an inending debate, and after the meal, most of the relatives and friends of the near road turned around, but the young people basically stayed, and Xiao Yao also had the intention of going if it wasn't for the night to make trouble in the cave room.

After playing poker with everyone for a while in the afternoon, Xiao Yao slipped out alone, spending a lot of time, and when he returned, there was a smile on his face that couldn't be hidden.

In the evening's banquet, only six tables were set, and in addition to Xiao Yao and his party and the people who sent off their relatives, they were some friends and employees of the soda factory on Wednesday. This is still called by Zhou Min, saying that there are many dishes prepared at home, and it is a waste not to eat them.

Secretary Zhou and his wife were tired all day, and they didn't drink for dinner, so they ate some dinner casually and went quietly. Now there are no tigers on the mountain, the monkey is called the king, and all of them are small bald people with umbrellas---- lawless.

However, everyone was still worried about the cave room after dinner, and almost no one deliberately drank wine, although everyone drank a lot, but no one was drunk. This dinner also took a lot of time, and after everyone had eaten the sake lees ---- had their fill, the show officially began.

"Brother Xiao, it's time for you to reveal your bad idea, right? After all, we are brothers, can you let me know the bottom of my heart?"

When everyone entered the cave room with a couple of newcomers, Wednesday didn't lift his feet, and he pleaded with Xiao Yao while being pushed forward by others.

"I'm not in a hurry, why are you in a hurry? ”

When the cave house is noisy, there is generally no mother's family involved. The eldest cousin fell asleep all afternoon after drinking, and no one asked him to drink at night, and after dinner, he was arranged to rest with the person who sent his relatives.

"No matter what the program, there must be a host, tonight I recommended myself, I will be the host, if everyone has no opinion, I will first set a punishment system, no matter who it is, it must be abided by. ”

"Okay, we'll listen to you. ”

"You must punish him severely, and you can't spare him. ”

There are few people who participate in the haunting room here who don't know Xiao Yao, and his suggestion has been unanimously approved by everyone.

"What do you call this? I have an enmity with you? Can't you spare me?"

"You still dare to murder me at this time? You are too bold, and you will look good in a while. Hahaha"

There was a lot of noise, but Xiao Yao didn't stop it, the more noisy the cave room, the more lively the better.

"Xiao Yao, can I also put out a show?"

Fan Fangfei watched everyone arguing and asked Xiao Yao quietly.

"Okay, that's too good. You keep it for now, set the rules later, and then start. Think about it, too, and use any detrimental tricks. ”

Xiao Yao happily agreed to Fan Fangfei, and also came to mobilize Zhang Xiaoya and Xiaoai to join them, but what he said was not good.

"We won't hurt people like you, and we won't tell you if we have a trick. ”

"Yes, yes, it's still cute little love, your brother is a hurtful ancestor, don't learn from him. ”

Wednesday's ears were pointed, Xiao Ai's words were not loud, but he heard it, and he heard it very clearly, just as it was in his favor.

"Bridegroom, if I were you, I would never speak like you now. I teach you, no matter who says anything, you can only say two words now, that is, good, yes, yes, and don't say one more word, I'm really good for you. ”

Zhang Xiaoya's kindness was not treated as a donkey's liver and lungs on Wednesday this time, he nodded very seriously, and thought it was true.

"Everyone, be quiet, I announce the main point of punishment, it is very simple, that is, the people present, if most of them are not satisfied with the performance of the bride and groom's show, then they have to drink a bottle of soda in one go. The only thing that can be forgiven is that the bride's can be drunk by the groom. ”

"What kind of punishment is this? I can drink ten bottles a night. ”

"yes, I'd like to drink a few bottles of wine. ”

Xiao Yao's announcement of the punishment, everyone was disappointed. Only Wednesday is beautiful in the heart, what is a brother? This is a brother! It is said to be a punishment, but in fact it is a reward in disguise.

"If you are not satisfied, you can reserve your opinion, whoever has a good idea, you can also put it forward, but the final decision is up to me, anyway, I decided to drink soda. ”

"What's the point of view? It's too overbearing. ”

"Bridegroom, do you and the bride agree to such a punishment?"

"Agreed, agreed, I raised my hands in agreement. ”

Xiao Yao looked at the whining person in the corner and ignored it, Wednesday was full of pride, and Xiaoqing also nodded shyly in approval.

"Don't argue, let's start the first show, the groom toasts the cigarette, the bride lights the cigarette, let's smoke it first. ”

"Okay, okay, come, come on. ”

Wednesday immediately agreed, for fear that Xiao Yao would be tempted by what he said, and changed the punishment procedure. But no one reached out for the cigarette he handed out. He reacted and obediently handed it to the man's open mouth.

But when he let go of his hand, the man's mouth did not move, he did not chatter, and the cigarette fell to the ground.

"If you don't give a cigarette respectfully, you will be fined a bottle. For every cigarette dropped, a penalty is given. ”

As soon as he started, Xiao Yao announced the punishment order.

"Your mouth is a pot hole, can't you close it?"

Although Wednesday was happy to drink soda, he was punished as soon as he started, and he couldn't get over his face, so he was so angry that he gave the brother a sentence.

"Bad words hurt people, add another bottle. ”

"Okay, okay, it's my mistake, come, I'll drink two bottles in one go. ”

Small bottles of soda, a bottle of about 300 milliliters, Wednesday drank satisfied, after drinking he wiped his mouth proudly, looked at Xiao Yao's eyes, full of gratitude. It's so comfortable, just to quench your thirst.

When he handed the cigarette to someone again, Wednesday learned to be obedient, he rolled the cigarette and stuffed it into other people's mouths, and it would not fall off when it shook it, so he let go. Until you finish a lap, there is no more falling.

The bride followed at this time, ready to light a cigarette with a match for everyone with a cigarette in their mouth.

"Bride, you have to be careful, if you don't strike a match, you will be fined a bottle, and if a match is burned and you don't light a cigarette, you will also be fined a bottle. ”

Xiaoqing saw Xiao Yao's ill-intentioned reminder, she turned around and came to Xiao Yao to give him the first order, but she pushed open the drawer-type matchbox, and there was a panic in her heart.