Xiaoqing looked at the matches handed over by Tian Qian, and immediately protested:

"This one doesn't work, change another one. ”

Wednesday couldn't figure out what was going on, so he hurriedly came over and stretched out his head to take a look, and when he saw it, he was on fire. Why? The matchsticks inside have been cut in half.

"Who is so lacking in virtue? He is not afraid of being struck by lightning on a rainy day, how much effort does it take? I really convinced him. ”

Xiaoqing looked back at Tian Qian, but Tian Qian looked at Xiao Yao with a smile.

"What did I do, what's wrong? I have a lightning rod above my head, so I'm not afraid of lightning strikes. Both the bride and the groom said the wrong thing, and each was fined one bottle. ”

Xiao Yao knew that he couldn't hide it, so he simply admitted it with a dead face, but he didn't let them go.

"Okay, okay, I said it wrong, I was punished, but Xiaoqing only asked for a replacement, and didn't say anything else, why should I be punished?"

"You drink it first, and I'll tell you. ”

"Drink it, drink it, if you can't make a point, you also have to punish a bottle, which is called justice. ”

Xiao Yao looked at Wednesday and asked:

"Then if I tell the truth, you will also be punished with the bride, and this is called sharing weal and woe. Okay, okay?"

"Yes, yes!"

"We're for it!"

Everyone also wants to know what is wrong with the bride? Also, watching the excitement is not afraid of big things. Wednesday squinted at the person who was looking at the coax and gritted his teeth.

"If you say it, I'll admit it. I can't say it, you drink double, and you have to drink two bottles this time anyway. ”

Xiao Yao looked around the room and saw that everyone was looking forward to it, so he didn't bend around.

What did the bride say? She said, "This one doesn't work, change another one." I want to ask, which one doesn't work? Who does she want to change?"

"Xiao Yao, you are necrotic. ”

He Bixiang was the first to react, and while she scolded Xiao Yao, her face also flushed. And Xiaoqing was even more ashamed, and lowered her head to her chest.

"Drink, drink, drink. ”

Wednesday was so angry by Xiao Yao's explanation that he gritted his teeth, if he wasn't reluctant to give him the soda in his hand, he really wanted to hug his head and give him a soda bottle to make his head bloom. But if he can't defend this, he can only argue more and more black, and he can only drink it.

"Uh, I'm done drinking, can I get a new box of matches now?"

Five bottles of soda went down, a lot of gas came up, and I hiccuped on Wednesday. He learned Xiaoqing's lesson, and he didn't dare to say that it was changed, he didn't want to be picked by Xiao Yao again.

"That's it, if you don't like it, you can count the matches in it, how many are there, you can drink as many bottles as you want, and we'll let you pass. Do you think it's okay?"

"Good. ”

replied very neatly, leaving Wednesday speechless, Xiaoqing took out half a match and drew it very happily, she still lit Xiao Yao's cigarette first. Xiao Yao didn't want to spare the bride, people lit cigarettes and inhaled into the fire, but he was secretly blowing there, and it was strange that he could light it.

Xiaoqing insisted on burning her hands with matches, but she didn't light Xiao Yao's cigarettes, and in the end, she couldn't help but burn her hands, so she had to throw the matchstick in her hand.

"Brother Xiao, you are cheating, you burned Sister Xiaoqing's hands. ”

Jing'er, who was standing beside Xiao Yao, felt sorry for Xiaoqing, and also noticed his movements, and couldn't help complaining.

"Jing'er, Brother Xiao, they are playing, you come to Mom. ”

Aunt Xiaohui was afraid that Jing'er would affect Xiao Yao's performance, so she hurriedly called Jing'er away. Haunted in the cave room, as long as it's not too much, a little prank like this is still as much as possible.

This time, Xiaoqing didn't let the Wednesday generation drink it, and she didn't complain about Xiao Yao, she directly took a bottle of soda and drank it, and struck half a match to light Xiao Yao's cigarette.

There were more than 30 people in the room, most of them were women, and more than a dozen men, whether they usually smoked or not, at this time it was a human mouth, and when Xiaoqing came down, Wednesday and Xiaoqing drank three or four bottles each.

"Sister Fang Fei, your show is ready to play now. ”

Fan Fangfei saw that Xiao Yao asked her to appear first, and she was not hesitant, and took out a big red apple prepared in her hand, with a thin red thread tied to it.

"My show is called Ping'an and prosperous. ”

"Tell me, what's the process?"

Few of the men present have ever seen Fan Fangfei, such a bewitching and gorgeous beauty immediately attracted all the attention as soon as she spoke, but the praise can only be put in the heart, you can't praise her for being more beautiful than the bride in front of the bride, right?

Fan Fangfei took off her delicate leather shoes, stood on the new bed, held the red thread in her hand, looked at a couple of newcomers and said:

"You both eat apples from both sides at the same time, and the place where you bite should be symmetrical, and the deeper you bite, the deeper your love. ”

Fan Fangfei's request sounded very simple, but Wednesday felt that it was not a matter at all, his big mouth could bite half of it in one bite. After the couple stood up face to face, Fan Fangfei hung the apple in the air and lowered it to the height of their mouths.

Seeing that the apple was in front of him on Wednesday, he couldn't wait to bite into it, however, at this moment, the apple disappeared from front of his eyes, and he bit into Xiaoqing's mouth.

"Hahaha. Bridegroom, can't you wait?"

"You can't slow down? ”

Xiaoqing rubbed her delicate lips and complained that Wednesday was moving too fast. Wednesday had to giggle "hey, hey".

The action failed, and the newcomers each drank a bottle. ”

Just as Fan Fangfei was about to put down the apple again, Xiao Yao loudly announced that punishment was coming.

"You're going to be punished too, are you still done?"

On Wednesday, I didn't expect Xiao Yao to be so unkind, and he was fined two bottles. But Xiao Yao ignored him, turned back to the two and said:

"You say, 'Is my punishment right?'"

"Yes!"

"Fair or unfair?"

"Justice!"

After Xiao Yao asked, he didn't say much, just took two bottles of soda and looked at Wednesday and Xiaoqing with a wicked smile. Only at this time did Wednesday realize that this Xiao Yao was not a brother, but a disaster.

It's not okay if you don't drink, and if the show doesn't finish, I don't know how long they will toss. On Wednesday, he had already drunk almost ten bottles, and he wanted to drink it on behalf of Xiaoqing, but was stopped by Xiao Yao.

"Not this time, you two have to drink together, in pairs. ”

Xiaoqing was also afraid that she would drink too much on Wednesday, so she took another bottle from Xiao Yao and drank it directly.

"Sister Fangfei, you continue, don't worry about the lack of soda, your own home, it's enough. ”

Xiao Yao's words were made clear to Fan Fangfei and asked her to come a few more times. But Xiao Yao didn't say that it was okay, when he said this, Fan Fangfei was embarrassed, this time she didn't remove the hanging apple, so that the two of them could each bite off a piece smoothly.

"What should I do? The bridegroom is too greedy. ”

Wednesday felt that it was rare that the apple didn't move, so he bit it down hard, and the good, round apple was gnawed off by Wednesday in one bite, and Xiaoqing's side only took a small bite, which was very asymmetrical.

"The bridegroom, you don't do this, do you? You are so strong and domineering, in the future, the bride will not be starved by you?"

"Xiao Yao, you understand, she just said very clearly, the deeper the bite, the deeper the love, you can't punish me anymore, be kind. ”

On Wednesday, he was so anxious that he didn't call Brother Xiao anymore, and called Xiao Yao by his name. As soon as I finished dinner, I drank more than a dozen bottles of soda, and my belly was already swollen. If I knew this, I didn't eat much for dinner.

"Look, I didn't say to punish you, why are you in such a hurry? I mean, don't take the apple you bite off in your hand, the bride has eaten it, do you want to throw it away or do you bite it off and give it to someone else?"

"I ...... , can't I eat it?"

Xiaoqing's bite of the apple was small, she ate it casually, and looked at Xiaoqing helplessly at this time on Wednesday, this half of the apple is much more than a bottle of soda.

After eating on Wednesday, Fan Fangfei put the apple in front of the two again, this time they both learned to be obedient and didn't dare to bite directly, but the apple was manipulated by Fan Fangfei, turning around, but they couldn't bite the part that was not bitten.

The two pursed their lips very tacitly to fix it, and when they squeezed each other's apples, Fan Fangfei pulled away the apples with force, and a pair of lips overlapped together, as if the two were really kissing. The two were punished again.

Then, Fan Fangfei passed the peace and security for the two of them. If you look at the apples again, they are all bitten and they are not in shape.

Then there was the boom, the bride came up with the apple, and the groom lit four matches with the cigarette butt in his mouth. ”

After Fan Fangfei finished speaking, she got out of bed and helped Xiaoqing up. He Bixiang took the apple she handed over and planted four matches on it. This level only has symbolic meaning, and it is the bride's operation, and they passed the test smoothly.

"Do any of you still have a show? ”

Xiao Yao looked around, and when he saw that no one was talking, he immediately took an empty soda bottle, and took out a broken chopstick from his pocket.

He put his chopsticks into the soda bottle and said with a strange smile:

"My show is called working together and having children quickly. ”

"Hahaha, I like the name of this show, it's appropriate to call a surname Zheng, it's just right, hahaha. ”

In fact, the name of this show was made up by Xiao Yao temporarily. But on this occasion, it was very appropriate, and it won a lot of applause, and Aunt Xiaohui also showed a knowing smile on the side.

"The process is very simple, that is, the two of you can't use your hands to take this chopstick out of the bottle together. I can remind you, oh, drop once, one bottle per person. ”

As soon as Xiao Yao finished speaking, Wednesday opened his mouth and bit the chopsticks that stretched out about half a centimeter from the mouth of the bottle and pulled them out directly.

"Don't use your hands, don't you just use your mouth?

"Come on, come on, you drink a bottle first. As long as you can, you don't listen to everything you say, but what I say is taken out together. This time it's you who violates the law alone, the bride can go unpunished, and you drink alone. ”

Seeing everyone's ridiculous faces on Wednesday and Xiaoqing's complaining face, he awkwardly took the soda handed by Xiao Yao and drank it slowly.