Pretending to be cancerous or something......

Xie Zhe was embarrassed and asked weakly, "Am I really so serious?"

"It's not just serious, just now for a moment, I thought you were a real old-timer. Feiyun Zhengse replied, and then grinned: "Senior Baiyun Sanren, it's a pity that you don't go to film!"

When Xie Zhe held the sword and pretended to be a senior, he did have the demeanor of a peerless master. The only flaw is that the clothes on the body are too tacky, there are no fluttering white clothes, or simple robes.

Listening to her words, Xie Zhe was even more embarrassed.

If he just praised his acting skills, then he could accept it calmly, but it would be a bit hurtful to say that he was pretending to be a coerc, right? Originally, it was obvious that everyone was pretending to be a criminal, but in the end, everyone else turned into a real cultivator, and he was left alone and pretending to be a coerc, which was really a feeling of being slumped.

Xie Zhe felt a little hungry. He is a person who is prone to hunger when he is nervous, so after the lewd demon brother left, he began to feel a little weak in his hands and feet. Although I knew that it was because of a bad stomach, the only solution was to eat.

I turned around and found my phone on the table, and when I saw that the time was already 11 o'clock, I didn't know if I had time to have a meal before the duckweed boy came. In other words, if you are brainwashed after eating a full meal, will you forget that you have already eaten and want to eat again?

This is a problem! A fast meal is eight yuan, and it is easy to lose money if you don't ask clearly. And eating too much is also a burden on the stomach!

So Xie Zhe straightened his expression and asked Feiyun, "Feiyun girl, do you think we should go to lunch first, or wait for the duckweed boy to come and have a meal together, and then brainwash me?"

His expression was so serious that the Feiyun Fairy couldn't bear it. In just a dozen hours of contact, she also saw that although Xie Zhe likes to pretend to be forced, he is still a very upright person in essence, much better than scumbags such as Yang Yi and Wusanren in Shushan. If it weren't for the fact that the affairs of the cultivation realm should not be known to the world, she really wanted to secretly hide this matter and let this fake senior continue to pretend in the forum to create more fun.

It's a pity that the private messages have been sent, and it's too late to regret it. What's more, Xie Zhe is indeed pretending to be too powerful, an old antique that has lived for more than five hundred years, even if it is in the Desire Realm Six Heavens, it is a unique existence. Sooner or later, such an identity will still be revealed.

Ah, thinking too far......

Feiyun retracted his distant thoughts, tugged at his coat that had fallen off a little, and replied, "I don't care, it's up to you." However, I can warmly remind you that the living standard of duckweed seniors is relatively high, and he may invite you to dinner after he comes, but it is also possible that because he does not bring money, he needs you to treat him. How to choose, decide for yourself. ”

Compared to a meal with at least four figures or more, it is obviously much cheaper to forget about memory and eat an extra fast food! Xie Zhe was not a gambler and didn't want to take risks, so he decided: "Then go eat first, and talk about the rest when you come back." Hey, why are you looking at me like that?"

Feiyun looked at him with a "I have something to say" expression.

She coughed dryly and replied, "Your cabinet is full of winter clothes, and people don't have clothes to wear, so let's order takeout." ”

Well, Xie Zhe has no reason to refuse. He just felt that a fairy who came down from Kunlun said the word "call takeaway", which sounded a bit out of style.

There is a sister here today, and he may soon lose his memory, so Xie Zhe generously allowed himself to lose once, and ordered two big pot beef rice sets from a century-old restaurant. When he made a call and was about to put down his phone, a thought suddenly flashed through him, looked at Feiyun, shook his phone and asked, "Do you mind taking a photo?"

Photos or something, even if the memory is gone, it won't disappear. Although he may have forgotten which beautiful woman was in the photo at that time, it didn't matter, he just didn't want the wonderful world he had been exposed to in the past few days to completely disappear from his life.

"I don't mind. Feiyun's answer disappointed him, but the disappointment lasted only three seconds before he found out that his phone had been snatched away, followed by a series of shutter sounds.

Feiyun Fairy leaned against the window and pouted and glared at the cute selfie, and took the time to say: "After my personal experience and referring to the rumors on the Internet, letting any male creature take a picture will reduce our appearance by 300 percentage points, so this fairy should come by herself." ”

I don't know how many photos I took with a click, Feiyun turned off the phone and threw it back to Xie Zhe's phone, clapped his hands and looked like he had finished it, winked at him, and said with a smile: "There is a photo of this fairy, and you will have more money to pretend to be forced in the future." But I'm ugly ahead, if you dare to take my photo to masturbate, this fairy will definitely chop your Ding Ding from Kunlun Mountain!"

The fairy sister is dirty again, and it seems that she is the true inheritance of the true person who has won Su Ning......

Xie Zhe's sweat merged into the Yangtze River, rolling to the East China Sea. But...... I'm still quite happy when I hold my phone!

It took a little time for the takeaway to come, and the prostitute brother jumped out of the window and left a trail of blood on the ground leading to the back mountain. In order to avoid unnecessary trouble from being seen by the cleaning aunt or the uncle of the city management, Xie Zhe quickly took the opportunity to pick up the guy, carried two buckets of water, and washed the blood stains on the cement floor behind the house.

The delivery speed of the century-old store is still very fast, and it was only less than three minutes after completing the task of washing the floor, Xie Zhe received a call from the takeaway brother. A little painful to change the red hairy grandfather to the blue one, he finally ushered in the first opportunity in his life to have lunch with a stunning beauty.

However, however, it was the work of this meal that Feiyun's fairy image was once again tragically destroyed!

One bite is a big piece of beef or something.,A meal is eaten in two minutes or something.,A soup stuffed or something.,And while eating, I took away the beef in other people's bowls.、Cheeks are stained with sauce and wiped directly with sleeves.,While eating, I make a vague sound or something.,It's all full of female dick silk temperament......

Xie Zhe didn't understand how her little mouth could take a bite of beef the size of an egg, and at the same time, he couldn't believe that the slender and slender girl in front of him actually had a bigger meal than him, a pure man!

5 minutes later, after eating, Feiyun smashed his mouth, and he still stuck out his tongue and licked his lips that had turned crimson from eating hot food. Xie Zhe just glanced at it, then lowered his head and silently picked up the rice.

Yes, grilled rice, he only has rice left......

After the meal, Feiyun's fairy soul finally returned to its place, she trotted into the bathroom to pull her image back to the original point, and then held up a timid look, and said shyly: "People are cultivators, the amount of food will be so large, don't mind~"

Xie Zhe nodded, swallowed the last bite of food with difficulty, and burst into tears: "No, anyway, this is the first and last time we eat together." ”

He kind of understood, the reason why beautiful girls like local tyrants is entirely because Dick Si can't afford to raise them! There is a famous saying "If you want to conquer a man, you must first conquer his stomach", it seems that this sentence is also completely correct in reverse. Xie Zhe felt that if there was a next time, he would definitely not hesitate to take his sister to a fast food restaurant near the construction site to eat, and it must also be a reliable fast food restaurant with "1 yuan unlimited meal"!

After cleaning up the after-dinner mess and the bloodstains in the house, it was already 11:47.

Feiyun pulled over the chair and sat at the window looking at the eastern sky, his eyes were full of sparkling expectation, and he said to himself: "Senior duckweed should be here, right? It is said that he is the third handsome person in the forum, and he has never been in love, will he accidentally fall into it......

Xie Zhe: "......"

After 5 minutes.

Feiyun looked at the sky, frowned and said to himself: "But the duckweed seniors seem to have daughters who are about the same age as me......"

Xie Zhe: "......"

After 10 minutes.

Feiyun lay on the windowsill, looked up at the sky, and muttered, "Why haven't you come yet......"

After 30 minutes.

Feiyun was lying on the windowsill, burying her head in the crook of her arm, and Xie Zhe could faintly hear her muttering to herself: "Aren't the seniors going to deal with this matter?" It's not like that, it won't, so what can I do......"

[Cultivators pretend to force the group: 177465744, form a group to hang and beat the group leader Bai Yunsanren (^-^) V]