Chapter 26 Go to Baidu
One hour later, Feiyun was in despair.
She leaned her back against the windowsill, slipped down the coat she was wearing backwards, revealing the snow-white skin under her neck and didn't know it, and muttered in distraction: "It's over, the duckweed seniors must think I'm messing around and won't come to save me......"
It's all to blame on the junior sister! Posting on the forum all day long has made the seniors have a bad impression of the female disciples of the Kunlun "Fei" generation!
What should I do? If the duckweed seniors don't come, but the prostitute demon comes back after figuring it out, it will be really miserable.
"Let's wait a little longer, maybe the seniors thought that the situation was not very urgent, so they just used ordinary speed to save mana and fly slowly. In this case, according to the formula of (time = distance / speed), it seems that it will take 16 hours to get here from New York, which means that it will take another 13 hours or so......" Feiyun muttered to himself, comforting himself.
Xie Zhe felt that as an upright and righteous Nine Good Boy, it was necessary for him to remind Feiyun Fairy that at this time she could find someone else to continue to ask for help! Of course, as an upright and righteous Nine Good Boy, he felt that if Feiyun Fairy's coat continued to slide down, I was afraid that something embarrassing would happen. So he walked over, stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Feiyun as he did in the TV series, and called, "Hey, I've come back to my senses, my clothes have fallen off." ”
"Ahh
Feiyun screamed and flew up with a kick that hit Xie Zhe in the stomach.
"I ...... Wipe ......" The latter bent down holding his stomach, wanting to cry without tears.
Classic shots or something, really harmful. Even the most ordinary and safest actions can invite personal danger!
"Uh, I, I didn't mean to......" Seeing his painful expression, the Feiyun Fairy who came back to his senses was suddenly a little overwhelmed, and hurriedly came over to help him up.
Xie Zhe was very aggrieved, but he didn't say anything, but handed over his mobile phone very spinelessly and told Feiyun: "You can call your master to save you." ”
Feiyun looked at the stall machine and shook his head.
The days after going down the mountain were much more fun than in Kunlun Wonderland, and she didn't want to end up asking for help the first time she went down the mountain, so as to lose a lot of opportunities to go down the mountain in the future. And she felt that the duckweed boy should not ignore her private messages, maybe he would arrive tonight. Taking a step back, she has been attacked by the obscene demon and sealed the meridians for 24 hours, and it will take another 2 days at most to unravel on her own. It's only been 2 days, and the obscene demon who has been stabbed by the "Pianpian Boy" shouldn't get better so soon.
It was not unthinkable to ask the seniors of other different sects for help Feiyun, but now there is more than one thing here, in addition to herself, there is also Xie Zhe's matter to deal with. Xie Zhe helped her many times, and she felt that she should also show some sincerity, and not expose him to many seniors and cause danger. As for how to deal with the problem of pretending to be a convict who strayed into the forum, let's leave it to the duckweed boy to have a headache alone.
"Really?" Seeing her shake her head, Xie Zhe asked again.
Feiyun smiled lightly: "No need, it's very expensive to hit Kunlun, I'll save you some money." This fairy is very good at living~" Speaking of this, she paused, and then said with a serious face: "It's better to rely on yourself than to ask for others." The thief has been stabbed by you, and if I unblock the meridians, I can easily deal with him. ”
It's a bit of a fairy feeling, but if you can do it yourself, why wait until now?
"How do you untie it yourself?" Xie Zhe asked.
The fairy who had just found the right feel immediately exposed the true nature of Zhonger, glared at him and said, "How do I know! You are stupid, you won't go to Baidu?"
Thinking that other people's cultivators are all rich and smart little brothers, how come they come to her and meet them are pretending to be coercions? Feiyun felt so sad in his heart......
Her words made Xie Zhe stunned for a moment.
It turns out that cultivators can also use Baidu if they have problems? Today's search engine is really powerful. But...... It always feels like this is too unserious, right?
"Are you sure it will work?" Xie Zhe asked again.
"If it doesn't work, it will work!" Fairy Feiyun gritted her teeth and took her phone from the table, opened her browser and typed in the URL to start searching.
The mobile phone interface began to appear with the relevant information captured by the ticket engine.
Question 1: What should I do if my meridians are sealed and my true qi cannot function?
A1: You have to tell which game you play!
Question 2: My meridians are blocked, what should I do?
A2: Don't be afraid, sister, this is the boss's talent move "Forbidden Demon", which will automatically recover when it leaves his range of influence.
Question 3: Lying in a deep groove! Lao Tzu's meridians are blocked, who knows how to rush away?
A3: In this case, the younger brother thinks that he should use a large-caliber syringe to vaccinate the pigs, and stab three hundred times in a row to the blocked place to dredge the silted river~
Question 4: Recently, my cultivation has encountered a bottleneck, and the meridians are blocked and cannot operate the vitality, which Taoist friend knows how to crack it?
A4: Friend, you are too poisonous in Xianxia, you need to read some science fiction novels to spice it up!
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Xie Zhe couldn't bear to look at it anymore. He felt that going to the forum and asking other professional cultivators should be much more reliable than the answers of amateurs on the Internet!
There is no keyboard, and it is very inconvenient to use the handwriting function that comes with the input method, so he still entered the [Beginner Zone] of the Xiuzhen World Forum first, and looked through the previous posts.
[Newbie Zone] is a very serious, very reliable area, especially under the [Newcomer Guidance] column, almost all of them are serious Q&A posts.
In this era when the aura of heaven and earth is becoming thinner and thinner, the old-timers are very kind and friendly to those newcomers who have just entered the cultivation realm and have not cultivated much. No matter what kind of questions the newcomers have, the seniors will answer them patiently until the rookie learns to fly.
There are a total of fifteen pages of posts under the [Newcomer Guidance] column, and the number of posts is second only to [Entertainment Zone]. Xie Zhe pulled down the mouse and looked at them one by one from the title, there were many questions about the meridians, but how to solve themselves after the meridians were sealed, but I didn't see it.
After turning more than a dozen pages in a row, there is no solution to Feiyun's situation, even if the situation is the closest one, it is to use a weaker level of cultivation to solve the prohibition of a higher level of cultivation, not a hard solution in the case of total powerlessness.
Exiting the [Beginner Zone], Xie Zhe looked at the homepage of Jiugongge, clicked into the [Cultivation Zone], and searched under the [Cultivation Experience] column.
The posts in the cultivation area are mainly all about the various problems encountered by the cultivators in the forum who communicate with each other in the process of cultivation, there are rookies who have just entered the cultivation realm, and there are also a generation of grandmasters such as Shushan Sword Saint and Qingcheng Moke. All in all, as long as it is a problem with cultivation, it can be posted in this section. Of course, it's not impossible to post it in the entertainment area, but the same question will receive a very different response there.
Xie Zhe flipped through the title of the post, and when he turned to the third page, a post suddenly caught his attention!
[The meridians are sealed by themselves, what should I do?
"Hah, I found it!" Almost at the same time, Feiyun jumped up from his chair with a cheer.
[I'm not very satisfied with the last few chapters, so I'll take a day off tomorrow and fix it well, and I'll resume updating on Thursday.] 】