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In just twenty minutes, he wrote "On Friends" in a daze, and then created his own cross talk jokes to conquer the audience without preparation, and dared to ask who else in this world!

Also、Yes、Who!

Cao Jinsu!

Tan Pengfei is served!

Everybody's served!

At this moment, Chenyang is in the minds of the backstage cross talk actors, where is the hairy boy just now, and it is clearly the cross talk master who will rise in the future!

Of course, no one knows where Chenyang is original, but the classic short paragraph "Teasing You" by Mr. Sanli, the cross talk master in the previous life. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

However, Old Man Ma does not exist in this world, and Chenyang naturally accepted the worship of everyone backstage, and in the warm applause of the audience and everyone's worship, Chenyang stepped off the stage.

However, the audience's curiosity about Chenyang did not stop because of his departure.

"Who is this kid?"

"yes, I haven't seen it before. ”

"Could it be Teacher Zhao Rong's new disciple?"

"It's impossible, every time Mr. Zhao Rong recruits new apprentices, he has to hold a meeting to accept apprentices, and he has to ask the newspaper to report it, and I haven't heard of any new apprentices joining this time. ”

"Could it be that the small theater is inviting newcomers again, right?"

"Chances are, it's a big deal. ”

The audience's speculation continued, and in the VIP seats, Chenyang had just returned and became the focus of his family's eyes.

The eldest brother pulled Chenyang to his side, "Yangyang, it's okay, the cross talk just now is good, where did the joke come from?

is different from Chenyang's two knives, the eldest brother is a young master in the small theater, he comes at least three times a week, and he usually likes to collect some fresh cross talk jokes, and sometimes he performs on stage.

Whether the joke is new or not, he will know as soon as he hears it.

"Of course it's my original, who can write such a good paragraph. "The morning sun is starting to blow," I tell you, just this time, in my stomach for minutes. ”

My mother said disdainfully, "Okay, okay, I'm still gasping for two sentences of praise for you, but you are still creating? You have a hard time listening to cross talk, to be honest, is it copied on the Internet?"

Chenyang was a little unhappy, "Mom, why are you talking like that, I'm 100% original, don't believe it, you ask my aunt." ”

"Yo Yo Yo, I've moved your aunt out," Mom continued to carry forward the style of beating, and when she said this, she looked down, "By the way, where is your aunt?"

Chenyang also craned his neck to look, "No, I saw her backstage just now, why didn't she come down?" Hey, where did Wen Xia go?"

As he was talking, he listened to Mao Xiaoman on the stage, "Please enjoy the cross talk "Friends", performer, morning and September, and warm summer. ”

Now, it's Chenyang's turn to be stupid.

My aunt actually went on it herself?

And Wen Xia.

No, he seemed to be talking to his aunt before he came on stage just now, who can go on stage in the shortest possible time, feelings, this backstage group of old men are stunned to let the two girls overturn?

Chenyang is stupid, but the audience is not stupid.

Hearing that the boss came to the stage in person, one of them became dry!

"I'll go, Boss Chen will come to the stage in person, this is the first time. ”

"Who says it's not, I heard that this morning boss was a talented woman when she was young, playing and singing, and there is nothing she can't do. ”

"Whatever I heard, that's all true, I often came to the small theater when it was just open for half a year, and at that time, Boss Chen performed on stage from time to time, what big drums, small songs, there were all there, but then they disappeared. ”

"Hey, that's a rarity. ”

"yes, yes, we'll have to listen. ”

……

Stage.

After Mao Xiaoman's report, the aunt and Wen Xia came to the stage in long horse coats.

"On Friends" is a kind of stand-up comedy, Chenyang doesn't know much about it, but in terms of ornamentation, he still generally accepts this form of performance, of course, the main reason why this kind of stand-up comedy is often performed.

As soon as the connoisseur makes a move, he will know if there is one!

A simple opening remarks, Chenyang was served, the aunt deserved to be engaged in this, the opening remarks were called a casual and simple, and the opening was as he spoke, Wen Xia was also worthy of being a professional-level amateur, singing and harmonizing with the aunt, holding and teasing, and the cooperation was seamless.

In just a few words, the audience laughed.

After all, the form of performance is different, even if Guo Degang is put here to say stand-up comedy, he has to use a set poem to suppress the scene.

After a simple opening scene, "Friends" is officially started!

In the world of Chenyang, but Mr. Guo's "On Friends" is actually divided into several versions, some are said with Cao Yunjin, and some are said with Yu Qian, and the two versions are different.

For example, the version he said to Yu Qian is pure nonsense, and he still takes the route of arranging and composing, but the version he said with Cao Yunjin belongs to using the past to satirize the present and say that making friends at the moment.

Chenyang chose the latter edition.

Because of the trend of history, Chenyang has changed many historical figures and historical events, but the overall meaning has not changed.

Originally, when Chenyang went up to talk about cross talk just now, many people in the audience speculated why Zhao Rong didn't come, but now that Chenjiu is on stage, everyone knows that this is a person who didn't come, so they made two shows to make time.

The time of the aunt's pinching was just right, and as soon as everyone understood, the roles between the teasing changed.

In the past, all the things that could be done for the teasing were now reversed, but the comic was pushed back, and the friendship between the neck and the life and death friends that he advocated just now was all left behind.

Looking at the role reversal, everyone understands.

The audience exploded in an instant.

"Damn, Zhao Rong shouldn't be coming, Boss Chen's credit is well-known, the anniversary of the store the year before last, Boss Chen drew on the poster to invite Mr. Hou Donglai, the master of cross talk, to appear, everyone didn't believe it, and finally Mr. Hou Donglai really came and said two paragraphs. ”

"That's right, Mr. Hou Donglai's big horn can be invited, this time Boss Chen said that he wanted to invite Zhao Rong, then he must have gone to invite it, and it is estimated that this Zhao Rong broke the contract again!"

"Why again?"

"Don't you know? Zhao Rong seems to be very good on stage, but in fact, he has a poor character in private, and it is not once or twice that he breaks the contract. ”

"Ah, isn't it, how can this be, I feel that Mr. Zhao is very good. ”

"I think Boss Chen is sad this time, when Zhao Rong ran for the city cross talk artist, Boss Chen didn't give much effort, and called on the audience to vote for Zhao Rong. ”

"I also heard about this, but then Zhao Rong seemed to deny it, and said that he was not familiar with Boss Chen, but Boss Chen didn't say anything at the time, and the matter was over. ”

"Zhao Rong's character is so inferior?"

"Or what do you think? ”

"Cut, this kind of person will never like him again in the future!"

The audience's discussions came and went, and a few people next to the VIP seats were discussing Zhao Rong's bad character, and Chenyang was a little distracted, and he heard it clearly.

Hearing this, the corners of Chenyang's mouth rose unconsciously.

People are terrible, this time, he wants to see how Zhao Rong wants to buy for his inferior character!