Wen Xia was stupid. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Morning September is stupid.

Mao Xiaoman was also stupid.

Almost at the moment when Chenyang's voice landed, the entire lounge was dumbfounded.

What the?

Are you coming?

Are you going to come?

Mao Xiaoman wanted to say something, but Chenyang didn't give her this chance, to be exact, he didn't give everyone a chance to refute, I saw him casually pick up a sapphire blue long horse coat and put it on his body, and walked to the front desk with a relaxed pace in the eyes of everyone.

Seeing someone standing in the background preparing to appear, Da Ming on the stage suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

The two of them have already hung up a lot of stalks, and the audience has already begun to get impatient, and there have even been voices of rushing people, and now they are finally here!

The two brothers glanced at each other, and walked off the stage after a hasty finish.

"Grass, it's taken so long to come, and I really think I'm a horn. ”

"Don't say it, people are after famous teachers. ”

"Zhao Rong doesn't have to put on music, now even a little apprentice has to put on music, it's really disgusting. ”

The news of Zhao Rong's non-arrival had spread in the background, but the two brothers were in a hurry to go on stage, and they knew that it was Zhao Rong's apprentice who took the stage for the master.

The curtain was reopened.

Chenyang walked up.

One looked at each other, and none of the three of them spoke.

However, just this one face, Da Ming and his partner were suddenly confused.

Da Ming stammered and pointed to Chenyang, who walked up to the stage, "This...... This is...... Boss Chen's ......"

"Damn, it's not like he's going to be on stage. ”

"Damn! Hurry up and tell Boss Chen! Something is wrong!"

Chenyang didn't see it, and when he stood behind the desk, Da Ming and his partner rushed backstage like hell.

……

Red!

In front of my eyes, there was a patch of red.

Through the curtain, Chenyang has the feeling of two worlds on and off the stage.

However, the voices of the audience clearly told him that this was a battle, a battle that lasted only ten minutes!

The curtain opens.

The audience erupted in applause.

But soon, the audience began to question the audience.

"Damn, who is this?"

"That's right, what about Teacher Zhao Rong?"

"Who the hell is this? ”

"Get down. ”

VIP seats.

Grandparents, parents, eldest brothers and sisters-in-law, second aunts, second sisters-in-law, and second brothers also saw it, and everyone was taken aback.

"How did Yangyang go up?"

"That's right, what is he doing up there? He doesn't understand cross talk. ”

My mother was anxious and waved at Chenyang, "Yangyang, come down quickly, this is the third anniversary of your aunt's small theater, don't be joking." ”

Dad was also anxious, "Son, what are you doing, come down!"

Unexpectedly, Chenyang on the stage did not have stage fright, on the contrary, he picked up the eye-catching, slapped the table hard, and said, "The law-abiding dynasty is depressed, and the strong beam sings every night." ”

"Riding a horse and a mule at the expense of others and benefiting oneself, starving with integrity and fairness. ”

"Building bridges and repairing roads is blind, and there are many people who kill people and set fires. ”

"I went to the west and asked me the Buddha, and the Buddha said: I don't have a problem!"

Syllable!

In the last sentence, Chenyang not only raised his voice, but also picked it up again and slapped the table with a heavy eye.

The audience was dumbfounded.

The audience who was still clamoring for Chenyang to get out of the audience just now was quiet.

The parents who were anxious to let the morning sun come down were quiet.

It's quiet in front of and behind the scenes!

After a few short seconds, the audience erupted in warm applause, and the crowd who were still drowsy just now were also awakened by Chenyang's final poem, and all the performances wanted to return to the original point, without the slightest appearance of two or three hours having passed.

The atmosphere suddenly came alive, even more so than at the beginning.

Daming, who went and returned, saw such a situation from the backstage, his eyes were about to fall, and he held a big grass, buddy has been working hard in the cross talk world for so many years, and there are still people who bang off the stage, you kid was so warmly welcomed by the audience on the first day.

This is so unscientific!!

Da Ming is not the only one who is wailing in his heart, there are also Tan Pengfei, Cao Jin, Mao Xiaoman, and all the cross talk actors who were found by Da Ming to save the scene.

The least shocked was Wen Xia.

Compared with others, she knew Chenyang's strength in literature, but Rao was like this, she was still frightened, because she didn't think that Chenyang actually used poetry in cross talk.

If Chenyang is a person in the cross talk circle, then he will find that in the past two hours or so of performances, the form of set poems, which was widely used in the cross talk world in the previous life, has not developed in this world.

It's a pity that he is not an expert, so he didn't know that this poem was repeatedly used by Mr. Guo in his cross talk in his previous life.

The applause gradually faded, and Chenyang spoke, "The poem just now told us that we should pay attention to our daily life, pay attention to something, and walk safely." ”

"I should pay attention, I have learned the traffic laws, in life, we always set fire to prevent thieves at night, in the morning, hey in our residential area, or in the crowd, it's okay, no!

"Get in the car, touch your pocket, don't put money in your coat, if you have money, you have money in your pocket, this thief has taken a fancy to you, buy something, and take out a lot of money to buy a few dollars of things. ”

"There are a lot of people around, the thief's head doesn't write," Chenyang pointed to his head, "'Thief', let's see that this is a thief, we can't see if he doesn't write, he saw it when he took out the money, and he followed when you left." ”

"Maybe it's a touch of you, a little touch of you next to you, yes, your money is gone, this hand is very fast, what kind of thief to steal things, who leaves things at the door, you have shoes hanging at the door, and he takes away the clothes. ”

Chenyang Rory said in a rambling voice, without the slightest panic of a novice, but as calm as a veteran.

The audience was a little confused.

How?

Is this a homely chatter?

However, while being confused, everyone maintained a high level of interest, especially listening to Chenyang's deliberate learning, reading Chengxue (xiao two sounds), every word he said had a bit of a big tongue, and the originally boring opening was actually with a different kind of joy.

Chenyang continued, "You said that the clothes are often lost, who looks at this is not a yard, is it okay in the yard? Actually, it doesn't work, just say that the old lady in my neighborhood, although the old lady is not very old, she is in her thirties. ”

Aunty?

In your thirties?

Wen Xia and Chen Jiu laughed.

Many of the audience in the audience were amused by Chenyang.

Can you still have a good time? When people are in their thirties, you call people old and aunty? Not afraid of being beaten!

"Sister-in-law, let's call it sister-in-law, I'm afraid of losing a few clothes at the door," Chenyang raised his voice, pretending to be difficult to get, "You can't always look at it and have to cook, you have to go to the house to cook and do other work, let the children watch." ”

"The child is too young, 5 years old. Chenyang gestured, "You say that such a child is stupid and not stupid, clever and not very clever, and children who have never gone to school are not old enough to be of school age!"

Most of the people who came today are parents, some have become grandparents, and after listening to Chenyang talk about the child, everyone straightened their backs, not to mention the burden just now, everyone is full of expectations for the next story.

Chenyang's legs bent slightly, pretending to be the voice of the eldest mother, "Xiaohu, you will watch it when you play at the door, let's hang your clothes, see if the thief doesn't steal it, see who takes it, you call me, hey, don't move, don't go anywhere, just stand at the door." If you have something to do with me, you can greet me. ”

"This old lady is working in the house. ”

Burst.

This time, the male compatriots on and off the stage laughed.

Old titch?

You kid really dare to say that you're not afraid that your mother will beat you when you go home at night?

"The child is standing, the child," Chenyang's voice continued to reply to the narrative mode, "Anyway, just look at these clothes, standing at the door and not moving, honest, when four or five years old is not naughty enough, seven or eight years old is dishonest to people, five or six years old he is honest." ”

Chenyang learned the child to squat, "Standing like this, you say stupid but not stupid, standing and watching like this, the thief is coming," he learned to speak as a thief, "Oh, this is a good place! How old is it?"

"Look, five years old. ”

"How?"

"Little Tiger. ”

"Xiaohu, do you know me?"

"I don't know. ”

"I don't know, let's play together, okay? I'll call you to play, my surname is teasing, teasing you." Remember?"

"Xiaohu, promise, hey. ”

"Call me, call me, my surname is teasing, call you to play, call me. ”

"Teasing you. ”

"Oh yes. ”

"Little Tiger?"

"Hey. ”

"Call me. ”

"Teasing you. ”

"Hey, yes, yes, Xiaohu?"

"Hey. ”

"Call me!"

"Teasing you. ”

"Good! great"

A dialogue was brought to life by Chenyang, and the audience laughed heartily, and Chenyang returned to the narrative tone at this time, "Called a few words and brought the gown down." ”

"Mom, he's taking our gown!"

"Who's working in the house?"

"Teasing you. ”

"Look at it. ”

"Pull these pants down again," Chenyang continued to learn Xiaohu's voice, "Mom, he will take our pants." ”

"Who?"

"Teasing you!"

"I'll beat you up in a while, watch it well, don't shout!"

"The thief took out the mattress list as soon as he saw it, and his mother took our quilt to save face. ”

.“ Who?"

"Teasing you. ”

"This kid, if you're not honest, I'll beat you. ”

The audience was already laughing from ear to ear, in the VIP seat, the father with the highest laugh also covered his mouth, the mother with the lowest laugh was trembling with laughter, and in the background, the aunt and Wen Xia also bent down with laughter.

On the stage, Chenyang continued, "I'll come out and take a look, I have no clothes." "Still standing here, where are our clothes?"

"Take it!"

"Who took it?"

"Teasing you. ”

"I'm still kidding you!"

The cross talk is finished.

In the audience, everyone had already laughed, and the applause broke out again, this time, not only on the stage, but also in the backstage, there was warm applause, and now, Tan Pengfei and Cao Jin and the cross talk actors who were hurt by Chenyang's nodding and smile just now were completely convinced.

No wonder this kid was listless in the audience when they said cross talk just now.

Emotional people are experts!

What is used for such a short period of cross talk?

It's just a thief, a woman, and then repeats the conversation, but it's so simple that it makes everyone laugh from ear to ear, this kid, awesome!