"What a bunch of idiots! If you don't tell me, who knows if you eat or not!"

Yu Qiyun couldn't help but burst into foul language.

Of course, as a good human youth who flies with justice and kindness, and whose hair and sneakers are the same color (blue).

It's not that he's advocating lying, but he always thinks that white lies are also a sign of mental maturity.

It's a pity that the ant girls on the scene don't have human brains, only a tendon of animals.

Hearing Yu Qiyun's words, the ants' faces turned red, like coffee with brown sugar, and their tentacles were erected!

The four ants surrounded Yu Qiyun with fierce eyes.

The friends were all frightened and stood up one after another, only Yu Qiyun was still lying on the ground.

……

"We ants are open in everything we do. Ant Peach said.

"We ants can't lie at any time. Ant Orchid said.

"We ants are good girls who obey the law. Ant Pinghua snorted, her tentacles cocked sternly, and she kicked Yu Qiyun's ass by the way.

"You're so cute......"

Yu Qiyun was stunned for a moment, jumped out of this sentence, and covered his ass with both hands.

But I was crazy in my heart:

Who is so wicked? Washing their little brains so poor and white, witty as my brain cells are flushed down the drain with laundry detergent.

This is simply the overlord of the MLM industry!

"Get up and speak well!" the ants roared together!

This roar shook the sky, and Yu Qiyun's hair exploded and jumped up like a spring!~

"You can insult us, but you can't insult our discipline!" Ant Apple Blossom raised her leg and kicked Yu Qiyun's ass again.

"Alright!" Ant Jasmine Instructor waved his tentacles, motioned for Appleface to put his legs down, and said to Yu Qiyun Zhengse:

"Although we ants are numerous, but the individual is too small, without discipline, we have no order, without order, we cannot unite, without unity, it will be difficult for us to survive in the jungle. ”

Yu Qiyun and his partners tilted their heads, stood in rows, and put their hands behind their backs, like elementary school students, listening to Teacher Ant Jasmine's lecture.

Everyone fainted with the tongue twister of "no no, no nothing", and their brain cells foamed at the mouth.

……

Teacher Jasmine combed the antennae and continued to explain:

"For example, our five-member ant foraging team was walking on the road, and suddenly a strong wind blew, and those who had no organization and discipline could only do their own things and run around, but they were blown away by the wind and wiped out the whole army. ”

"And organized and disciplined......" Ant Jasmine stopped, stared at Yu Qiyun's eyes, and smiled:

"We would hold hands and lie on the ground so that the wind would not easily blow us, and even if the wind blew all five of us up, we would not lose one of us if we were connected in a line. ”

"Do you understand?"

Seeing that Yu Qiyun still looked like an idiot, Ant Pinghua finally couldn't help but kick him in the ass again.

"Understood, understood!" Yu Qiyun put out a smirk on his face and raised his thumb, "Your instructor is too eloquent!"

"That's! our sister Jasmine is pleasing to the Queen's mother!"

"Mom, you were all born to the Queen?"

"That's... You're all princesses!"

Yu Qiyun stammered a little, and he was happy in his heart:

Nima, follow the princess in the future, delicious and drinkable, and life is boundless.

"Giggle ......"

The ant girls present giggled, like 5 trembling coffee flowers. They watched Yu Qiyun like a funny bear.

"Stupid! We're not princesses, we're worker ants. ”

The steamed bun-faced ant orchid slapped Yu Qiyun's head and bent down with a smile.

"yes, ride the clouds. Yue An stepped forward and added with a smile, "Although all the ants in the tribe are born to the queen, only the daughter who can marry and have children in the future is called a princess." ”

"Also... In other words, neither of you can get married and have children in the future. ”

Yu Qiyun looked at the youthful and energetic faces in front of him in a daze, and suddenly felt that these ant girls were very sad and pitiful.

There was silence.

This sentence seemed to inadvertently sting, a certain nerve hidden in the depths of the ants and jasmine's hearts.

The smile just now didn't have time to be recycled, and it still stayed on the face, but it was uglier than crying.

……

Li Yourao walked to Yu Qiyun's side silently, smiled, raised her foot and gently put it on Yu Qiyun's upper, and suddenly spun it violently, hurting this uncovered blue goods, and her teeth and tongue flew together.

Li Enchanting is a woman. Female ants are also female.

Only women know women best.

When she was in high school, she hid in the bed several times to have fun, and thought about the topic of children countless times:

Do you want one baby or two? What is the name of the boy and what is the name of the girl?

Oh yes, what brand of milk powder should I buy? I heard that my uncle and second aunt's aunt often go to New Zealand, and I rely on it, the cows there are raised on pure natural pastures, and the milk quality is very good......

……

Oh, yes.

Getting married and having children is a necessary element of happiness in almost every woman's life. A woman who does not have a uterus is like a man who has a uterus, they are all cups.

It's one thing to want to give birth or not.

Whether or not you can give birth is another matter.

I want to give birth but can't give birth, this is something that all women and female insects don't want to face.

Fortunately, as a smart and clever human being, the unnatural phenomenon of infertility has been better solved.

But what about the hard-working and obedient worker ant girls?

……

"Oh, your queen mother is so powerful, these rules and regulations are all made by the queen, right?" the clever Yue An changed the topic in time.

"No, it's Dean Bazhi. Ant Peach said, her face was calm, and she no longer looked heartbreaking like before.

"Hello, dean, this is the name of Monkey Sailei. Onigiri laughed lewdly.

"No, it's Bazhi. The ant orchid glared at her, baring her teeth, and shrunk her neck in fright.

"It's the plantain of the plantain, the branch of the branch. Ant Apple Blossom gestured with her hands and snorted.

Not only are they fat, but they are also fat, and they dare to laugh at their stern dean.

"Ah, you also have an orphanage, she's so strict!" said Soap Soap, clenching her neck and biting her fingers.

At the mention of the title of director, she instinctively thought that it was an orphanage, and the fierce face of the director of their orphanage came to mind.

In fact, their dean is very loving, but they are very strict with soap and soap, because this little food beast is too fierce, and often grabs the steamed buns in the hands of other small pot friends, and dances with teeth and claws, so scared that some little pot friends will wake up in the middle of the night when they dream of soap soap.

"Hahaha......"

The ants and girls laughed and trembled. Why are these worms so funny, orphanages? With the Queen Mother here, how can there be orphans in the tribe?

Ahh

"Oh, no, she's the head of our Tribal Survival Academy. ”

Ant Orchid walked up to Soap Soap and touched the head of the snack with her antennae, and she saw that Soap Soap was the only "little bug" among these human worms, and she had an instinctive affection for her.

"Hey, you ants have a school, too! The five guys all puffed out their eyes in surprise, and even Yue An, the encyclopedia of biology, opened their mouths crookedly.

I'm sorry, it's a fairy tale!

"That's right, according to the rules of the tribe, we underage ants have to go to the survival academy to study! A few of us are now students in the junior class. Ant Peach said slowly.

Apple-faced Ant Apple Blossom grinned and hooked her hand on Ant Jasmine's shoulder:

"Dangdang Dang Dang! Let me introduce to you that this is the instructor of our five people - Sister Ant Jasmine!"

"I'm Cadet Ant Apple!" she raised her tentacles to the crowd again.

Ant Peach Blossom: "I'm the student Ant Peach Blossom!"

Ant Orchid: "I'm a student Ant Orchid!"

Jasmine Orchid Peach Blossom Apple Blossom ...... A group of real village girls!

The rice ball squeaks and wants to laugh... But he tried his best to cover his mouth.

Growing up in the city, he hadn't heard such a dirty name for a long time, but he found that these ant girls really couldn't afford to mess with them, don't you see their claws shining.

He couldn't help it, and some people couldn't help it.

Just listen to the ear, hahahaha burst into laughter...

A blue-haired man next to him bent down with a smile on his stomach and almost rolled to the ground.

……

"You think our name is funny!"

Ant Jasmine Instructor's eyes were suddenly sharp, staring at Yu Qiyun's smiling face, and the paws of her hands turned slightly.

Yu Qiyun shivered coldly, stopped laughing, straightened up, wiped his hand on his face, and immediately dramatically changed his expression:

"Instructor of Jasmine, you always misunderstood, I laugh because your name makes me so warm and kind...... My mother's name is Xinghua. ”

Someone suddenly kicked him in the thigh, and he turned his head to see Li Enchanting glaring at him.

"Really!" Yu Qiyun's eyes were innocent. Yu Qiyun didn't lie, his mother was an authentic rural woman, and she was really called Xinghua.

Li Enchanting kicked him again, as if to say:

Since your mother's name is also a flower, you still laugh at other people's soil!

These two kicks seemed to really make Yu Qiyun kick and ashamed.

That's right, my mother is a village girl, and I am an out-and-out second generation of the village.

Although very early

I'm a village baby, I'm proud!

Yu Qiyun pursed his lips, nodded heavily in his heart, and saw that the rice ball on the side was still holding back.

A kick in return on his fat buttocks.