"Stop, stop...... Yue'an, let go!"

"I'm almost out of breath by you!"

"Handsome guy me, sexual orientation is a drop of purity. ”

"If you're a sister, you can hold it for as long as you want......"

Yu Qiyun laughed and broke free from Yue An's arms.

"Beauty, I'm coming!"

looked at Li Enchanting, suddenly pretending to be in tears after a long absence, opened his arms, saliva splashed, and threw himself towards the Jeet Kune Do sister paper, wanting to have a lustful bear hug.

But he plunged into the arms of a warm white cotton ball, it turned out to be a rice ball to "save the mushrooms", blocking in front of Li Yourao, he patted Yu Qiyun on the shoulder and smiled:

"Haha, you saved me in the morning, I saved your life in the afternoon, let's clear up. ”

Yu Qiyun squinted, looked over the fat shoulders of the rice ball, and was horrified to see one of Li Da Meinu's legs that loves to kick people's buttocks, and her toes were slowly rubbing against the ground at the moment, like Huo Huo sharpening a knife.

Without rice balls coming forward, Yu Qiyun was the pig that was slaughtered.

Yu rode the cloud monster and screamed, and fled far away.

"Giggle...... Sample, color heart but no color gall. Li Enchanted smiled and fell into the city.

……

I almost parted with life and death.

Let Ant Peach Blossom and the instructor Ant Jasmine seem to have endless words, and from time to time, they glance at Yu Qiyun with surprise and admiration.

Seeing Yu Qiyun's stinky face, of course he knew that it must be Ant Jasmine who was fighting her subordinates, publicizing how he outwitted the killer and how he tortured the Ant Tribe.

Yu Qiyun smiled and walked towards them, he wanted to feel the wonderful moment when passers-by turned fans.

Before he could get to him, he heard Apple Blossom say in a tone of great adoration:

"Instructor, you are so smart, you even thought of using urine to save people. ”

"Hee-hee, the urine is so sassy, can he drink it?"

"He's so refreshed, he's drunk a drop at all!" said Ant Jasmine, smugly.

It won't be so heavy!

It's true?

What a drop!

He's so cheap!

Ha ha

Hahaha

Hahahaha

The four female ants laughed.

Yu Qiyun walked away silently with tears in his eyes.

……

"Eat!

"Starving, starving, starving......"

Waving his little arms, Soap rushed to the rice ball and pulled the rice ball's bulging backpack.

The screams of the snack sellers were earth-shattering.

Let everyone and the ant's stomach growl in unison, tongue holding the hand of the teeth, and dance non-stop in protest.

These humans have shrunk down from yesterday to now, and they haven't eaten anything for almost two days.

At first, it was a huge change that was shrunk, and I was so frightened that I forgot to eat it; then I was caught by fire ants and was immediately eaten by insects, so I had a chance to eat it; just now I was anxiously waiting for Yu Qiyun and them, and I didn't want to eat it at all.

Now I'm hungry for 5 flat playing cards, and if I don't eat anymore, it's time for my brain to take medicine!

Everyone shook the food in the rice ball bag to the ground, and there were still three small bottles of mineral water left, and the five of them had to drink them separately.

"Come over and eat together!" Yu Qiyun waved at the ants and jasmine from afar.

Yu Qiyun knew that several of them had been hungry for a day, the insects were iron and steel, and they were in tears without eating three meals.

Ant Jasmine walked over with the team members, and saw the colorful and strange-shaped food packaging on the ground, and their eyes widened in surprise.

"You... You're going to eat this?" Apple-faced Ant Blossom looked frightened as if she had seen a ghost.

"This ...... This butt is as red as a poison dart frog, and the yellow and black are so colorful and disgusting, it's a poisonous mushroom!"

The steamed bun-faced ant orchid stared at the red canned eight-treasure porridge and a long strip of yellow and black biscuits, covering her mouth and screaming.

……

The jungle is like rivers and lakes.

The old rivers and lakes all know that brightly colored or colorful still lifes and animals are often poisonous.

This experience is priceless, and it is the result of countless young insects who have just stepped into the jungle society, hot-blooded but impulsive, in exchange for their precious youth and life.

Ant Jasmine and Ant Peach looked at each other, and their tentacles wrinkled.

These insects not only look weird, but they also blame what they eat, and Nimama's is weird everywhere, constantly stunning their three views.

The rice ball was so angry that his face was red.

Although these were bought in the supermarket and not made by him, they were also food.

As a well-known god of food, he does not allow anyone, or, person, animal, or thing, to insult the food in front of him.

He decided to give these little ants who had never seen the world a little science popularization and education.

"I'll show you!" he said.

"Thorn" tore open the biscuit package, shook out the biscuit, and squeaked and chewed it!

It seems that everyone understands that language is pale and action is the first persuasion, or they are afraid that the rice ball will sweep away the food in the name of education.

Soap Soap took the lead and followed enchantingly, and these human beings sitting on the ground, pulling sausages and sausages, nibbling bread, under the frightened eyes of the ant girls, ate fiercely, like a group of hungry dinosaurs.

After a burst of intoxicating burps.

Everyone was paralyzed on the ground, physically and mentally comfortable.

"Look, it's not poisonous, it's delicious!"

Yu Qiyun patted his belly and threw a bag of biscuits into Ant Jasmine's arms.

Ants, unlike humans and other large and medium-sized mammals, rely on their two antennae for hearing and smell.

To be precise, the antennae grow not on the ant's head but on the face, and they are located right in the eyes and mouth. It's like a forked nose between the human eye, but it's not just a nose, because the antennae of an insect also function as an ear.

Therefore, when Yu Qiyun was feasting, the bags of colorful breath permeated their sensitive tentacles, and the tempting sweetness continued to impact the taste buds on their tongues, and the saliva had already been quietly left on the ground.

Ants love sweets the most.

Because the main function of sugar is to provide calories, such as humans, about 70% of the energy required by the human body is provided by sugar, and ants are not far behind, they run around the world and are busy, and they need to consume a lot of heat energy every day.

Moreover, the main component of sugar is carbohydrates, which are easy to absorb and digest, greatly saving the body and time.

So, in the human kitchen, once the scout ants find a candy cube or other sweet, the brave ants would rather risk being trampled to death than the whole family, young and old, and steal a little bit.

The bag of biscuits that Yu Qiyun threw at them was the sweet cane sugar biscuits.

……

Young people are young people after all.

Besides, it's been a solid day of hunger.

Ant apple blossom and ant orchid, heart and mouth are ready to move.

But hungry is hungry, as a good law-abiding citizen of the ant tribe, the leader has not yet spoken.

They raised their eyes, and Baba looked at the Ant Jasmine Instructor.

Ant Jasmine looked at them and read their eyes.

sighed: "Eat!"

"Long live the instructor!

Ant Apple Blossom and Ant Orchid cheered, and were about to draw a scoop on the gourd, imitating these human worms, tearing open the package and shaking out the biscuits.

But a voice said, "You can't eat it!"

Ant Taohua walked over with a sinking face and snatched the biscuits: "Chapter 3 and Article 4 of the tribal constitution stipulate that no strange or unfamiliar food is allowed to be eaten!"

"Those who violate the regulations are kept in the cemetery for a month, and they can only eat one meal a day for that month. ”

Hearing that they were going to guard the cemetery for a month, Ant Apple Blossom and Ant Orchid were so frightened that their legs went limp, and they almost sat on the ground.

Yu Qiyun and his companions also opened their mouths wide.

"I'm going to it!

If you let the rice balls and soap go to the cemetery for a day, and they are not scared to pee, they will already go crazy.

"It's okay, I'll take this punishment, don't scare them. Ant Jasmine smiled.

"But the instructor, according to the fifth article of Chapter 3 of the tribal constitution, if the instructor takes the initiative to take the punishment in place of the student, then the punishment will be doubled, that is, guarding the cemetery for two months, and the ......" Ant Taohua said with a wrinkled tentacle.

"I know all of this. Ant Jasmine interrupted her with a wave of her tentacles, reached out and retrieved the biscuit from Ant's hand, and handed it back to Ant.

Ant Apple Blossom didn't reach out to take it, but suddenly her shoulders shrugged, and she threw herself into the instructor's arms, crying silently:

"Sister Jasmine, I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry......"

Ant Orchid looked compassionate, reached out to take it, bent down, gently put the biscuit back at Yu Qiyun's feet, and said:

"Thank you, we don't eat. ”

……

Attached "Diary of a Human Bug":

Xiaoqiang smiled: If you don't eat it, give it to me!

He pouted again and said to me, "It's so tiring to be an ant!"

I laughed: Aren't you tired when you cockroaches?

Xiaoqiang stretched: It's okay, it's okay, you can eat when you want, and sleep when you want......

I said: Steal if you want!

Xiao Qiang was so angry that his face turned red: You know a fart! People eat too much oil, and cholesterol is easy to rise, I am helping you humans save medical expenses!