"A man lived in seclusion in the mountains, and one day Chiguo lay down in the grass to rest. ”

Suddenly, a little girl picking mushrooms came: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5..."

The little girl continued to pick for a long time, but still did not bear fruit, and finally had to give up and leave. This man is very cool. ”

When Lin Yi continued to tell another paragraph, he saw the sound of everyone around him swallowing saliva, revealing an obscene and smiling expression.

Good guys, all of them are old drivers.

"Look, everyone!"

At this time, Lin Yi suddenly pointed at Yang Tai's crotch, and saw that a bulge could obviously be seen in the crotch!

Everyone exclaimed!

"Wow, there is still a physiological reaction, then this is enough to show that Yang Tai is fine!"

"It seems that we were wrong to blame this little brother before!"

"Dad, you're not dead! No...... I mean, it's great that you're still alive! Bah ......."

Maybe he was frightened by everyone's exclamations, who would have thought that Yang Tai's crotch would deflated in an instant at a speed visible to the naked eye!

This reaction made everyone determine Yang Tai's state.

This time it's iron, Yang Tai is still alive and well!

At the very least, it can be stretched and contracted.

"Hey, you don't have to continue to pretend to be dead! don't worry, I won't beat you again!"

Ahem, who knows if you can kick it!

Ahem......

But at this time, I saw Yang Tai trembling for a while, cold sweat on his forehead, and he looked down at his crotch in horror, his face was full of expressions of wanting to cry without tears, and he pointed at Lin Yi's hand and trembled for a while, "You...... Shame on you!"

The corners of Lin Yi's mouth grinned, revealing the white and brilliant teeth inside, and said with a smile: "I'm really embarrassed, not only am I not toothless, but I am still alive!"

Yang Tai spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and his whole body trembled, obviously angry!

Just when everyone thought that Yang Tai was going to make a big move, they saw Yang Tai looking left and right, rushing to Yang Cheng's side, raising his hand and slapping it!

"Ah~~ It hurts! Dad, why are you beating me!"

"I'm beating you, an unfilial son!"

Smack! Another slap in the face!

"I ...... Let me tell you, I, Yang Cheng, will never have a father again from today!

"You...... Are you going to be angry with me? I won't teach you a lesson today, you don't know that family law is serious!"

I saw that Yang Cheng didn't know where the strength came from, and squeezed out of the crowd as soon as he slipped through the smoke, Yang Tai looked angry and round, and he also chased after him quickly!

Lin Yi was also speechless for the singing and harmony of Yang Cheng's father and son, and he wanted to expose it in public at that time, and by the way, he finally vented.

Unexpectedly, at this time, a woman's shout broke out in the crowd, and the crowd scattered and separated in an instant.

"The police are on official duty, don't move! All relevant personnel should crouch down against the wall with their heads in their hands!"

"The police are coming, hurry up!"

If this sentence is translated into the language of Wuyang City, it is a strip to the left!

When Lin Yi heard this voice, he immediately had a wit!

Others can't hear it, but I'm impressed!

Isn't this the voice of the policewoman Hua Yang Bingling?

Although he is not afraid of her, but in terms of facts, this time it is indeed his own hand first, and besides, Lin Yi is not willing to have too much entanglement with Yang Bingling!

Last time, I rode a motorcycle, and I was chased for a few streets, but if I was caught this time, I was afraid that it would not be so easy to get out of the hands of the policewoman!

Slip away, go is the best policy!

Lin Yi is also anxious like an ant on a hot pot, the crowd in front of him is overwhelmed, and behind him is the wall of the office, how can this run!

I've become a turtle in an urn!

At this time, Lin Yi suddenly saw a window on the wall for ventilation!

That's it!

I saw that after Lin Yi made up his mind, his movements were swift, like a fish, and he slipped out of the window with a 'sting' sound!

When Lin Yi got out of the window, he found that his situation was not only not eased, but even worse!

This is the window of the third floor, I don't know if I don't go out, the wind outside the window is cold, the air flow is disordered, and the most uncomfortable thing is that there is no place to stay!

"Is that Spider-Man?" said a curious baby, pointing to the third floor of a building.

"Phew, baby, do you have a cold, where can there be any Spider-Man in broad daylight. Ma Ma tells you that there is no such person as Spider-Man in this world...... Drink~~~!!!" a lady said, her face full of disbelief.

The crowd of onlookers downstairs is gathering more and more, and more people are flocking to it!

"Pretend to be +150!"

"Pretend to be +150!"

Lin Yi's heart complained frantically: Fuck, stupid mortal! You actually think that I am lying so high, I am pretending to be forced here?

Ignorance!

Of course, where did Lin Yi take care of so much at this time!

At this time, Lin Yi, who was hanging from the window on the third floor, couldn't help but feel a little panicked in his heart, especially when he heard the voice of the policewoman Yang Bingling in the window, it was getting closer and closer!

No way!

If you don't think about it, you'll be found out sooner or later!

Lin Yi's eyes were observing left and right, and his mind was rapidly calculating.

At this time, Lin Yi's eyes swept and saw that there was a thin water pipe on the periphery of the wall three or four meters away from him!

Grab the water pipe and go down, won't you go downstairs!

Without further ado!

I saw Lin Yi exerting the strong arm strength of both hands, pulling the edge of the windowsill, and swaying right and left!

"Hey!"

It's time! Lin Yi was full of strength and shook himself hard!

It worked!

has a strong body that has been strengthened by the invincible pretending system, coupled with Lin Yi's calm personality that is not afraid of danger at a critical juncture!

The whole process was much smoother than expected!

If you don't know that Lin Yi is only the first person to have this kind of experience, I'm afraid that you will think that Lin Yi is a special police officer!

"Pretend to be +150!"

"Pretend to be +150!"

But immediately Lin Yi discovered something as important as swinging over, that is: this thin water pipe, I am afraid that it will be overwhelmed and broken!

You have to grab the pipe and slide it down!

But Lin Yi slipped a little, and found that it was completely different from what he imagined, sliding to the bottom with a 'shhh'!

Damn, the TV series deceived me again!

Why is my tube so hard to slip, it just can't slide!

There was no way, Lin Yi could only climb down slowly.

Fortunately, Lin Yi didn't climb for long, and immediately saw the window on the second floor of the building, just on the edge of the pipe, Lin Yi burst the glass of the window with a punch, and used a leg technique that fell from the sky, and flipped in with a heel fight!

Boast!

Window panes shattered all over the floor!

When Lin Yi stood up and took a look, he saw that the entire office was silent, and everyone looked at him in shock.

"Pretend to be +150!"

"Pretend to be +150!"

Lin Yi grinned and said, "What do you see? Haven't you seen what the handsome guy looks like?

I've never seen anyone so brazen!

Then Lin Yi ignored everyone's stunned looks, waved his hand slightly, and probed his head out of the door!

When Lin Yi finally went down to the first floor, he found that there was a police motorcycle parked at the door of the Ethereal Company, which should have been an emergency and a preemptive military car that came from the surroundings!

Good chance, let's slip away now!

After Lin Yi started the sports car and roared and galloped away from the company, Lin Yi glanced back at the company, and the expression of the policewoman Hua Yang Bingling at this time appeared in his heart, and he was secretly refreshed!

I'm afraid that Yang Bingling never dreamed that Lin Yi actually swaggered away from the main gate of Tianlai Company, if she knew about this matter, I was afraid that she would be angry with Lin Yi to death!

When Lin Yi drove away for a distance, the electronic synthesis voice of the system also sounded in time!