Lin Yi patted Yang Tai's swollen pig-like face with his hand, with a regretful expression.

"Pretend to be +150!"

"Pretend to be +150!"

Hearing the prompt sound of the invincible pretending system, Lin Yi was secretly refreshed in his heart: The gain state of 'supreme pretending to be forced' is not small!

Lin Yi's heart was refreshed, and the fist strength in his hand was unconscious, faster and more fierce!

This is bitter Yang Tai, who was ridden by Lin Yi!

I saw that Yang Tai was about to cry at the moment.

A look like a mournful filial piety!

"This ...... Don't ...... this young man Don't fight, Chairman Yang...... He looks like you've beaten him to death!"

Among the onlookers, one of them suddenly whispered, although the voice was not loud, but in the entire crowd of onlookers, it was like a thunder!

When I looked back, I saw Yang Tai lying on the ground with his back facing up, letting Lin Yi beat him happily, but his whole body was motionless.

It's really dead!

For a moment, it was as if the crowd had exploded.

"It's over, it's over, it's a big deal this time!"

"I know a journalist, I'm calling him right now!

"Stop, stop, stop, have you forgotten what I'm doing? I'm a writer in the company, give my brother a way to live, don't call your buddy. Okay, let's go write a press release!"

"Hmph, I think this Yang Tai also deserves it, it's good that this kind of person is dead!"

"Call 120! Saving people is the most important thing!"

Few people in the crowd helped Yang Tai speak out, and even if he spoke, he was instantly drowned out by other voices.

Yang Cheng, who was lying on the ground just now, didn't know where the strength came from, and quickly crawled to Yang Tai's side, his voice was hoarse, and he cried bitterly!

"Ah~~~ Ha, ah, woo! Dad, you died so miserably! This Lin Yi is a cold-blooded murderer! He actually killed you!"

"Dad~~~ Ha ah woo woo! You can rest assured, after you go west, I will take over everything at home, you old man rest assured!"

At this time, Lin Yi obviously saw Yang Tai's right hand slap move.

Boy!

Play dead and cheat me!

Lin Yi's mood, which was already without any nervousness, was even more relaxed.

Suddenly, Lin Yi was secretly amused in his heart: This Yang Cheng, his father is not dead yet, he is already thinking about how to inherit the family property, if Yang Tai is still pretending to be dead now, I am afraid that it will be a slap!

Isn't this a curse on your own dad!

If you can see Yang Tai's face, I'm afraid it will be an expression of gritting teeth!

I saw Lin Yi squatting down, turning Yang Tai's body over, making Yang Tai's face face up, reaching out and patting the pig's head meat for five yuan a catty, and said, "Hey, don't pretend, you can pull JB down, just your acting skills, an exaggerated horse!"

Looking at Yang Tai again, the dead pig on his face is not afraid of boiling water, as if to say: I just don't move, what can you do with me! I can't beat you, I can't be angry with you!

Lin Yi shook his head, and lifted Yang Tai with both hands, as if he was carrying a chicken, and easily picked up Yang Tai!

Lin Yi heard the discussion of everyone around him, waved down with one hand, and said: "Sit down, sit down, don't brush six normal operations!" In fact, Yang Tai is not dead at all, it is not at all what everyone thinks, he is pretending to be dead now!"

I saw that the onlookers didn't have a look of belief at all, and their faces were all expressions of me who read less, don't lie to me.

"Look at Chairman Yang, he was lying still just now, and Manager Yang was crying and mourning, how can ......this be fake! What are you going to do? Don't you come here!"

"Brother...... Brothers, let's not be afraid of him, sisisi...... Hey, why are you running so far?"

I saw Lin Yi's helplessness, am I so terrible?

Obviously, I'm a sunny and handsome man!

Lin Yi looked at the last person who ran away, with a black line on his face.

"Don't run, I want you to confirm for yourself that Yang Tai is really not dead. Why don't you come and feel his pulse and feel his breath?"

"I ...... I didn't go, I suddenly remembered that my phone was still charging, I went and unplugged it first, otherwise it would blow up in a while!

Lin Yi looked at everyone's rattle-like heads, and secretly complained in his heart, do you think your mobile phone is note7?

Charging will also fry? Pull the calf and take a snack!

No way!

I have to think of a trick to wake Yang Tai up!

But as the so-called person who pretends to be asleep, you can't wake up.

The person who pretended to be dead, even if Hua Tuo came, he couldn't be saved!

Lin Yi's head flashed, hey!

Pinch people!

The small groove under the nose, that's it, pinch!

"It's not going to work! It's annoying! It turns out that the TV series is all a lie!"

I saw that no matter how hard Lin Yi pinched people, Yang Tai was motionless anyway.

This is also to blame Lin Yi's carelessness, this pinching is to pinch the unconscious person, this pinching the awake person, there is a hair!

At most, it hurts!

Immediately, Lin Yi's head flashed, hey!

Tickle!

I saw that Lin Yi immediately changed his mind and launched a fierce attack towards Yang Tai's diaphragm fossa!

Lin Yi's actions, everyone who watched were stunned!

Hey guys, are you having fun!?

Pick up Yang Tai, not for anything, just to tickle!?

The city will play!

Waiting for Lin Yi to scratch left and right, scratching for a long time, and then looking at Yang Tai, there was no reaction at all!

Yang Tai is afraid that he is a fake!

Plaster support?

And someone who is not afraid of tickling!?

Lin Yi has a sentence in his heart that MMP doesn't know whether to say it or not!

This is a great move! It can deal a lot of mental damage to enemies!

It's still the kind with a 90-second cooldown!

Lin Yi looked at the pained expressions of everyone around him, and he didn't know what to do for a while.

However, Lin Yi's head is also clever, and when he patted his head, he had another trick!

That's a trick!

It's easy to use!

It is said to promote family harmony and play a suggestive role in the relationship between men and women!

That's it: Crazy jokes!

This is not a bus to kindergarten, so please fasten your seatbelts!

"A grown man came to a hotel, and saw a lot of beautiful ladies sitting at the door, all of them looking like fairies, so he asked the boss, 'Why are there so many beautiful ladies?'

"The boss told him that I have a five-year-old son, and he does three things, and if you can do it, the lady here, let you pick one for free and take it away for one night, and if you can't, give me five hundred dollars. The man thought that what a five-year-old could do, I couldn't do, so he decided to give it a try. ”

"The first thing was that the child kissed all the beauties, and the man did so. ”

"The second thing was that the child touched all the beautiful women, and the man did so. ”

"The third thing, the child took out his little brother and bent it three times......"

When Lin Yi finished speaking, he saw that the mouths of the people around him were dry for a while, and he secretly swallowed his saliva.

Please stop driving and give my chickens a day off!

"What, this kind of enjoyment is only five hundred yuan? Ahem, Shaoxia, please tell the Sprinkle family about this hotel, and I'm going to eliminate harm for the people!"

Lin Yi was speechless for a while, and scolded the beast in his heart!

At this time, a person came out of the crowd and said a little timidly: "What, I can save these five hundred yuan!"

What the!

Lin Yi spit out a mouthful of old blood, what a mistake, I didn't expect there to be such a thing as impotence!!