"I'm human. ”

Yu Qiyun blinked, flashing with sincerity. Seeing that these ants gave up encircling him, they won his favor. I don't think I will do anything that will take revenge.

"What kind of worm is a man?" asked Appleflower, the youngest, with a cute round apple face and red pimples dazzling on her coffee-colored face.

"People are not worms. Yu Qiyun said that his heart was broken, and this was the second time he had answered the same question

"In the jungle, the tiny ones are insects, like us ants, and flies. ”

Ant Pinghua walked up to Yu Qiyun and compared, finding that Yu Qiyun was even a little shorter than her, with a smug smile on her face.

Yu Qiyun listened to the apple-faced ant compare him to a fly, and his self-esteem was shattered.

If you think about it carefully, you are so small now, and you are really no different from a bug.

……

Human beings are more willing to accept easily understandable truths than incomprehensible truths, so smart people always tell the truth in the form of falsehoods.

Yu Qiyun sighed, it seems that the same is true of the ant world.

"Oh, I remember, I'm a worm. Yu Qiyun smiled helplessly, as if he suddenly realized.

"Hello, human worm!" The curious baby stretched out his enthusiastic horns and put them in Yu Qiyun's hand.

Yu Qiyun was stunned, ah, I know, his hands hurriedly held the other party's two tentacles, and shook vigorously.

Nima, there is no handshake at all.

It was like two hard sticks. Hearing the word "human worm", his face cramped, which reminded him of a shemale. But shemales are at least human, what the hell are humans and insects? Are they still humans?

……

"We've never seen a worm like you, where are you from, and how do you live?"

Ant Orchid asked happily, she was an oval steamed bun face, and her throat was a little grunting, as if she had a steamed bun stuffed in her throat.

Another curious baby.

Yu Qiyun really didn't know how to answer these questions for a while, and he suddenly found that he really hadn't thought about it, people, how to explain it more accurately.

Before Yu Qiyun could answer, the apple-faced ant girl seemed to remember something, and suddenly screamed:

"What do you humans and worms eat? Don't eat ants!"

All the ants have erected their long tentacles and look vigilant. This question is very important to them, and they already have a good impression of this worm. But if he was really an anteater, they wouldn't mind sending Yu Qiyun back to Mother Earth.

"We humans don't eat ants, really. ”

This question is easy to answer, he really has never eaten ants, although when he was a child, he trampled to death in his rural hometown.

The ants smiled reassuringly. Don't talk about how different you are from Yu Qiyun physically, as long as the other party doesn't include himself in the recipe. Then, I have a psychological closeness to this blue bug.

"And what do you humans eat?"

"As long as it's vegetarian, we eat it. Yu Qiyun looked at the faces of the two curious babies and said, he cunningly avoided the eating habit of humans eating meat at the same time, "For example, apples, steamed buns." ”

"Apple, what kind of steamed bun is it?"

"What does it smell like?"

"Is it sweet or sour, is it delicious?"

"Do they all grow on trees?"

"Are you really vegetarian and don't eat meat?"

"Gee, you haven't said where you're from?"

"Yes, yes, yes. ”

"You're so cunning that this question has not been answered!"

"Where is your tribe?"

"Hurry up!"

……

For a while, the four young female ants were all alive, and their youthful faces, like human girls with big tongues, flashed with the brilliance of gossip everywhere.

Only Ant Jasmine stood quietly aside, with a calm expression, maintaining the demeanor of an instructor.

……

Yu Qiyun was like a supreme treasure buzzed by a cloud of flies, he squatted down, holding his head in pain, he just wanted to end this boring conversation as much as possible, so that he could go to Li Enchanting.

As he squatted down, he caught a glimpse of an ant sunflower lying on the ground out of the corner of his eye. I had some doubts in my heart. They were so sad before, why do they now ignore their dead companions and patronize themselves as outsiders?

Yu Qiyun rubbed his temples and straightened up.

"Your companions are just lying over there, don't you go and take a look?" Yu Qiyun cleverly changed the subject.

Everyone suddenly fell silent, turned their heads to look at their companions lying quietly on the ground, and although the corners of their eyes showed sadness, they did not walk over.

……

"Her soul has been taken by our Mother Earth, and the earth is just a shell without a spirit. ”

"In our ant clan, once we die, whether the body is in the belly of a natural enemy or in front of our eyes, a qiē will be reduced to zero. ”

Instructor Ant Jasmine turned his face and said slowly, his tone was neither happy nor sad.

"So, it doesn't matter what we do with her body, we want to know more about you, and I want to take you to our queen. ”

When Ant Jasmine said this, she looked at Yu Qiyun with concerned eyes.

Her previous words shocked Yu Qiyun's heart.

I didn't expect that in the eyes of human beings, such a humble and contemptuous ant ant would have such a unique cognition and perception of the proposition of life and death.

The latter paragraph made him stumble under his feet.

Damn, she's not going to give me as a gift to the queen to make snacks.

The ants can't guess their minds, and the queen's minds can't be guessed, if they don't eat me, it doesn't mean that the queen won't eat me. Besides, the priority now is to find a companion.

……

Thinking of this, Yu Qiyun waved his hand again and again.

"No, no, it's too late, I still have to find my partner. ”

"Ah, you still have companions here. ”

"yes, we were separated yesterday and I'm in a hurry. ”

Before, hearing that Yu Qiyun refused to go back with her, Ant Jasmine was a little disappointed, but it was more of a worry that wanted to stop, and when she heard him say that he was going to find a companion, her expression was immediately relieved.

For ants, nothing touches their hearts more than the word "companion".

The entire ant tribe is built on the basis of these two words, so that it can stand tall in the cannibalistic jungle.

They are also often looking for lost companions, and this eagerness is naturally sympathetic.

……

"Do you know where they are?" asked Ant Jasmine, walking forward, her expression gentle.

Yu Qiyun took out his mobile phone and looked at it, and several bright spots in the navigation system were unconsciously glued into a line, and the sign showed that it was 125 meters away from here, that is, 12.5 kilometers.

"Good! good!" he shook his fist excitedly into the air, startling the ants.

Yu Qiyun rejoiced.

It seems that the four friends have been reunited, which is far safer than a single person, so he breathed a heavy sigh of relief, although it is not clear, why he still did not reply to his text messages, guessing that there may be a problem with the signal of the navigation system.

"It's not far ahead!" Yu Qiyun was in a good mood, and his tone was as bright as a spring breeze.

"In what direction?" asked Ant Jasmine

"125 meters to the southeast"

"M, what is it?" Ants can understand numbers, but they don't understand the units of measurement that are unique to humans.

"Rice is ......"

Yu Qiyun grabbed his hair, his heart was crazy, he saw that the ant jasmine was about 2 centimeters long, and he had an idea.

So he walked up to her and said, "Rice is the unit of measurement for our human worms, and 1 meter is about 50 meters as long as you." ”

The ants understood, and they suddenly came together, their tentacles flapping at each other, chirping, as if they were still doing some arithmetic problem.

At the end, Yu Qiyun saw Ant Jasmine walking up to him, and his expression was unusually strict.

"Another 50 meters to the southeast is the territory of the fire ants. Ant Jasmine sighed and said, its tentacles drooping low, as if a human was frowning.

Yu Qiyun didn't understand what he meant.

"Fire ants are ferocious and eat everything. Ant Jasmine saw that Yu Qiyun did not react, and added.

Yu Qiyun jumped up! This time I understood!

"You're saying my partner is in danger?" Yu Qiyun's face was contorted, his voice was hoarse, and his hands were clenched into fists.

Although the five of them fight and stumble on weekdays, who dares to hurt his partner!

He's going to fight with each other!

……

Attached "Diary of a Human Bug":

Collect!Collect!Collect!Collect!Collect

Important things are said a thousand times!

I literally said it a thousand times, from morning to midnight.

Let Xiaoqiang not want to sleep all night.

He endured and endured and endured and finally couldn't bear it anymore, and roared at me angrily:

Upstairs! You've got your brain platinum up to your ass!

"Like" will naturally collect! If you don't "like", it's useless to shout out your throat!

That's what I said, how I didn't think of it... I immediately shut up.

That night, Xiaoqiang finally had a good night's sleep.

…

The next morning, Xiaoqiang just got up and was trying to exercise on the oil drum.

Then he heard a loud voice ringing in his ears punctually:

Like, like, like, like, like, like!

Say important things 10,000 times!

I really said it 10,000 times...... It was until Xiaoqiang was sent to the hospital for rescue.