Yu Qiyun has never pretended to be dead, but he has pretended to be handsome.

Although pretending to be dead is for the enemy to see, and pretending to be handsome is for girls, they have a common scoring criterion, that is, the more real the better, and it is best to be pure as natural.

Yu Qiyun put on his backpack and quickly lay back on the ground, messing up his hair even more, curling his body more bently, burying his head in the crook of his arms, and only slightly exposing his eyes, which not only covered his breathing, but also made it easier to observe the enemy's situation.

Just in case. He held the fruit knife tightly in his hand, his hand hidden in the curled collar.

When the footsteps stood outside the pit, looking around, Yu Qiyun was motionless, as if he had been dead for a long time.

……

Yu Qiyun raised his eyes slightly, and first saw a coffee-colored ant kneeling on the edge of the pit crying, and then four other coffee-colored ants crying together.

It was expected that they must be in a litter, and four of the five ants were about the same size as Yu Qiyun, but the ant that seemed to be the leader was a head taller than Yu Qiyun.

Weighing the comparison of strength, Yu Qiyun knew that he was by no means their opponent, although he and the ants had never fought, but when he was in elementary school, he knew from the textbooks that the little ants were as powerful as oxen.

Their teeth can lift objects more than 10 times their body weight, the equivalent of an adult lifting a large truck.

Yu Qiyun let out a wail in his heart, why didn't it be a rabbit but an ant, knowing that ants eat meat, one is not enough, and a bunch of them come. Oh my God, what are you trying to do!

Hearing them crying, Yu Qiyun knew that the ant in the pit must be their sacrificial companion, which made him sigh in his heart, ants are also affectionate and righteous like people.

There was a little excitement in their hearts for a while, they cried so sadly, they must not have the mood and appetite to drag themselves home and eat them.

I was secretly glad in my heart, but I saw that the leading ant suddenly jumped down, and then several others also jumped into the pit.

I thought they were going to see the sacrificial partner, but I didn't expect the ant to lead the way to his own.

Yu Qiyun's heart was beating suddenly, and he quickly closed his eyes and held his breath, hoping that the ant would take a look and leave.

Unexpectedly, the ant not only didn't leave, but also stretched its tentacles to his face, Yu Qiyun couldn't hold back his breath anymore, so he had to jump up violently!

While they were in shock, Yu Qiyun tightened his backpack and was about to escape from the road, when he took a step and "whoosh", he was blocked by an ant in front of him.

It is the ant jasmine.

Nima! Ants are not only strong, but also fast! Why is it not written in the textbook?

Before Yu Qiyun could react, four other ants swarmed up and surrounded Yu Qiyun's blue insect.

……

Yu Qiyun secretly complained in his heart, but his face was still light and light, he had to be chic in life, and he had to die with grace in death, and he must not embarrass human beings in front of ants.

In the face of a strong enemy, he calmly pulled the strap of his backpack tightly, and tidied up his messy hair in a stinky manner, and then, the fruit knife was tightly protected on his chest, since he couldn't escape, then stay and fight to the death with the ants!

Ant Jasmine led the ant peach blossoms to surround Yu Qiyun, but she was actually very nervous.

It is very likely that this blue bug killed the antlion frog, but it cannot be said that he is kind to the ants, maybe he is also a cruel carnivorous insect. Since he can kill Frog Wuji, his strength is naturally terrifying.

As an instructor, Ant Jasmine could no longer allow her students to be harmed.

She waved her tentacles to keep them on guard when they were fighting, even though they had a numerical advantage over five and were arrogant enough for their own strength.

But knowing your strength is not enough, knowing the strength of your opponent is the only way to ensure it.

……

Yu Qiyun suddenly squatted down, and the ants were so frightened that they retreated.

I saw Yu Qiyun reach out and grab a handful of sand, hold it tightly in his hand, and slowly stand up again.

Because he remembered that when he was a child, he fought with others, and although he was taller than the other party, he was often thrown sand into his eyes by the little king next door, and he screamed in pain.

Fighting with sand may seem a bit shameless, but when used properly, it can also be surprisingly successful.

It's just that Yu Qiyun never expected that the original grasp of the sand in his hand made the other party have scruples, but it played the opposite role.

Ant Jasmine saw that Yu Qiyun even used sand when children fought, and she often used sand when she fought with her sisters when she was a child.

couldn't help but laugh out loud, her whole body immediately relaxed, she already knew that this blue strange insect had a few catties and a few taels, and at the same time she was very puzzled about how he defeated Fly Wuji.

Her tentacles waved a special arc at the ants, which means: Don't worry, this insect is very weak.

Although Yu Qiyun couldn't guess the language emitted by the ant's tentacles, he could understand the expression on the ant's face.

Because the faces of these ants in front of them are as big as their own faces, and even the moles on their faces can be seen clearly, it turns out that ants are the same as people, they can cry and laugh, and they will have pimples on their faces.

……

As he pondered why the leading ant suddenly laughed, the leading ant opened his mouth to talk to him.

"Did you kill this Antlion Frog Wuji?" said Ant Jasmine, pointing to the monster's corpse, to Yu Qiyun.

The voice of the ant jasmine is in Yu Qiyun's ears, and it sounds like it is the same as a human girl, crisp and moving, and if you think about it carefully, there is a kind of male decisiveness and fortitude in it.

The first time I heard ants talk, it was really memorable.

It turned out that the monster was called an antlion, but this guy didn't look like a lion at all, but like a soil dog with a pineapple belly. Besides, what the hell is the name of the Frog Wuji?

"I killed him, and he not only eats your companion, but also wants to eat me. ”

Yu Qiyun replied very simply. At least in the eyes of humans, the enemy of the enemy is the friend, and in a sense, Yu Qiyun avenged her companions and was their benefactor.

Yu Qiyun doesn't understand the principle of ants, and revenge happens from time to time in the human world, how high can you have moral requirements for ants?

Therefore, Yu Qiyun didn't expect to let them say thank you to themselves and sing praise songs around them.

But they don't want them to be like that antlion fly, and use him as a delicious ration.

As soon as he finished speaking, suddenly all the ants present bent their four knees, including the instructor ant Jasmine, and their tentacles were close to their faces, and they made a curtsy bow unique to Yu Qiyun.

"Thank you!"

They said it in unison.

Yu Qiyun was stunned, this ancient etiquette that had long been lost in the human world reappeared on the ants!

"How do you know if I'm telling the truth or not?" asked Yu Qiyun with a smile as they straightened up.

The hand holding the knife on his chest was quietly lowered.

"The smell doesn't lie. Ant Jasmine said, her gaze resolute and affirmative.

"Your trembling breath remains in the pit. She adds, "If you don't bury it, the smell will last for three days." ”

Yu Qiyun sniffed the air hard, but he didn't smell the mysterious fighting breath, but the smell of sweat on his body came to his nose.

……

"What kind of insect are you, where are you from?" asked Ant Jasmine, her eyes looking at Yu Qiyun from head to toe.

They also gathered around the instructor and pricked up their long ears, that is, their antennae, and they wanted to know what this blue insect was.

Curiosity is not only human nature, at least in the eyes of these ants, there is a strong curiosity**.

They had given up the siege of Yu Qiyun.

If Yu Qiyun is really an enemy, it is not enough to threaten their safety, and if Yu Qiyun is a friend, then he should be removed from guard to show sincerity.

Judging from Yu Qiyun's gentle expression and calm smile, they were more convinced that he was a good worm.

And.

Or a good worm with a story.

……

Attached "Diary of a Human Bug":

Xiaoqiang, "pretend to be dead" to show my brother! I said to Xiaoqiang.

Xiaoqiang looked at me with disgust: Brother, you have such a strong taste!

I couldn't figure it out.

Bring me a plastic bag, and he yells at me with a reluctant face.

My curiosity is aroused, this kid pretends to be dead and still needs props, so hurry up and give him a plastic bag.

He picked up the plastic bag, ran to the toilet!