Chapter 1215: Deceive the World!
It's late at night, but there are still countless netizens on the Internet, waiting for the lip cracking team to crack more lip language.
At nearly ten o'clock, the column was refreshed again.
Mr. Lofanro: "It's fun, it's fun!"
The lip language that was cracked this time corresponds to the video screen where Luo Fan and Jiao Yi kick the alien monster around.
"Seeing the picture of Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao kicking the alien monster as a ball, I was deeply shocked again, this is an alien monster that is helpless with nuclear weapons in the elite troops of country M, under the feet of Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao, it has no power to resist at all, how terrible is the strength of Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao?"
"How terrible the strength of Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao is, I don't know, I'm only glad that Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao are Chinese, if these two human superheroes belong to country M, or belong to the funeral, the consequences are unimaginable. By the way, I'm an international student from Batan. β
"Please, what do you mean upstairs?"
The ID of the Batan international student no longer speaks, but there is no shortage of clear-headed people on the Internet.
"It's very simple, the alien monsters that the nuclear weapons of country M can't deal with are kicked by Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao as balls, which means that on this earth, no individual or group can pose a real threat to Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao, in other words, Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao are absolutely invincible on this earth!"
"So what?"
"I don't understand when it comes to this, if masters like Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao are beyond human cognition, if they belong to some ambitious countries, it will be a disaster for mankind!"
"So that's the case, but don't worry, superheroes like Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao, apart from the peace-loving China, which other country can produce it?"
"I'm sorry, my focus is different from yours, and I'm still pondering the four words that Mr. Luo said. β
"What is there to ponder? Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao, at first they were at a disadvantage, and then gradually turned the situation around, and then they finished abusing the alien monsters, kicking the alien monsters as balls while the alien monsters were helpless, isn't it fun?"
"I still think that Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao have a hard time turning the situation around, even if they completely suppress the alien monsters later, they shouldn't be in the mood to kick the alien monsters as balls, if it were me, they would definitely destroy the alien monsters as soon as possible. β
Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao are unprecedented superheroes in human history, can you think the same as superheroes?"
"Don't make any noise, no matter how rich or poor you are, everyone has the right to express their opinions. In other words, the efficiency of the lip cracking team is so poor, what Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao said later, they haven't been cracked yet?"
"Maybe it's been cracked a long time ago, but it's just pinching the release and deliberately hanging everyone's appetite?"
In the past two days, the traffic of the XX network has exploded!"
"Nima, if that's the case, those grandsons of the lip cracking team are too hateful! I have always been grateful to them thanks to labor and management, let me know what Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao said!"
"Perhaps, this is not the idea of the lip cracking team, after all, they are now cooperating with XX Network. β
"XX network is so shameless! After reading what the two male gods said, the little sister will never come to XX network again!"
"Top you!"
"Same top!"
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Perhaps it was the comments of netizens that played a role, and this time, in less than ten minutes, new information was released.
Mr. Luo Fanluo: "Boy, why did you kill the giant spirit kun in one fell swoop?"
That's right, the news released by the lip cracking column is the giant Lingkun, and those who are responsible for lip cracking can only infer Luo Fan's pronunciation based on the changes in his mouth shape.
As for the name "Lingyu", it was chosen by Shennong according to the characteristics of Linglu, and the people in the lip cracking team didn't know it at all.
"Nani, the alien monster is called the Giant Lingkun?"
"This monster has never appeared on Earth, how would Mr. Luo know what it's called?"
"Perhaps, Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao will give the alien monster a name for convenience. β
"Ladies and gentlemen, what you said is not the point, right? Don't you realize that what Mr. Luo said is a little wrong?"
"Yes, it stands to reason that Mr. Jiao killed the alien monster, shouldn't Mr. Luo be happy?
"Pay attention to the key point in the point! Mr. Luo said 'one hit', I thought about it carefully, it seems that Mr. Luo is not surprised that Mr. Jiao can kill alien monsters 'one at once', but, what Mr. Luo means, should he fight a few more?"
"It seems to be true, but why fight a few more times when you can kill alien monsters?"
"Ask the great god to solve your doubts. β
"Together!"
"Just based on such a headless and tailless sentence, I want to guess what Mr. Luo means, the concubine can't do it, only when the lips behind it are cracked, can I deduce the deep meaning of it......"
"Despise the upstairs! The subsequent lips have been cracked, and you are still used to deduce? Another question, whose concubine are you? Dare to say that it is Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao, and report the address directly!"
"Girls, stop the point, everyone urges the XX network, hurry up and release the lip words behind!"
"Listen to XX Net, give you ten minutes at most, and if you don't post the lips behind after ten minutes, you will bear the consequences!"
Ten minutes later, there was no movement in the lip cracking column.
"@δΌι£ηηη, ten minutes are up, what will happen if XX Net doesn't give you face?"
Twenty minutes passed, and there was still no movement in the lip cracking column.
Thirty minutes...... Forty minutes......
How can XX network be frightened by the keyboard warriors, at this time, the appetite of netizens has been completely aroused, even if it drags on for a long time, they can only wait obediently.
I don't believe you dare to leave the XX network!
However, because of this lip cracking, XX network has cooperated with many large foreign websites, and it can't be delayed for too long, after all, people have paid a lot of money......
Almost an hour later, the lip cracking column finally had a refreshing message.
Mr. Jiao Yijiao: "Master, didn't you say ten minutes, the time has come...... Also, aren't you really doing it too?"
As soon as this news came out, netizens around the world exploded.
"Ahh!!h
"I've discovered a big secret!"
"Ten minutes to say yes...... Who's going to tell me, what does that mean? Ahhh......hh What does that mean?
"My heart hurts! When I watched the live broadcast, I was always worried about human heroes, and I took several quick-acting heart pills! It turns out that you are already sure! I even planned when to kill alien monsters!"
"I didn't expect you to be such Mr. Luo! I didn't expect you to be such Mr. Jiao! I actually deceived me about the feelings of a weak woman!"
"Save it, my male god is not only deceiving you, he is simply deceiving the whole world!"