Chapter 1216: Down-to-earth superheroes
As the cracked lip words were gradually released, the people of the world dug out a fact: the alien monsters that invaded the earth were not the opponents of the two superheroes in Huaxia at all!
At first, I was crushed by alien monsters, but I was just acting for them!
As new news about the lip cracking column continues to be announced, Luo Fan and Jiao Yi's deception of the world audience has come to an end.
Mr. Luo Fanluo: "Wo Ri! The giant spirit kun has just been put up the lottery, and you killed it?"
Mr. Jiao Yijiao: "What's wrong?"
Mr. Luo Fanluo: "You still haven't realized what's wrong, although we have absolutely suppressed the giant spirit kun, but it's a bit far from killing it, Lao Tzu just let it see blood, and you killed it with one punch, this is not logical!"
Mr. Jiao Yijiao: "Uh...... Master, I ignored ......"
Mr. Lofanlo: "Ignored? Don't think I don't know what's going on in your heart, scheming!"
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For a whole night, the Internet around the world was not calm, and netizens were discussing the cracked lip language as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.
"In other words, Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao obviously have the strength to kill alien monsters in seconds, but they dragged on for so long, and they were even suppressed by alien monsters at the beginning, why is this?"
"For the sake of ...... Load 13?"
"It is also possible to let the people of the world see that they fought against alien monsters, and although they won in the end, the process was extremely difficult, so that humanity would be more grateful to them?"
"I think that such a big stage of global live broadcast has attracted the attention of all mankind, if you kill the alien monster at once, wouldn't you not cherish the opportunity of the global live broadcast?
"the eggs! Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao, will they be people who are bent on being in the limelight? Then you tell me that after killing the alien monsters, all the major media in the world are looking forward to interviewing Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao, but they don't show up? Even, even the Chinese media can't catch the news of Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao?"
"That's right, Mr. Ello and Mr. Jiao are strong enough to kill alien monsters in seconds, if they are willing to be in the limelight, countless legends of them have already been circulated on the earth, why didn't we know that there were such two superheroes until two days ago?"
There are also countless netizens who don't care why Luo Fan and Jiao Yi go to such a great time to act in such a play, they are keen to deduce the characters of Luo Fan and Jiao Yi from the cracked lip language.
"Haha, it turns out that Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao have a master-apprentice relationship, no wonder, both of them are so powerful!"
"I always see Mr. Luo speaking rudely to Mr. Jiao, it seems that although Mr. Jiao's strength is not weaker than Mr. Luo, he still respects Mr. Luo very much. ”
"Mr. Jiao is so handsome, seeing him being bullied by Mr. Luo, my sister is so distressed that my heart is about to break!"
"I think that Mr. Luo's scolding of Mr. Jiao is not bullying, but true love!"
"Yes, whether it is Mr. Luo or Mr. Jiao, it is more than enough for anyone to come out to deal with alien monsters, but they still join forces to deal with alien monsters, and no one will leave anyone behind, it is definitely true love!"
"However, Mr. Luo felt that the time was not ripe, Mr. Jiao killed the alien monster, Mr. Jiao is grabbing credit from Mr. Luo, no wonder Mr. Luo wants to scold him for being a scheming!hahaha!"
"Don't talk about my male god like that!I think Jiao Nanshen is right, the alien monsters are going to kill one of their masters and apprentices after all, why can't it be Jiao Nanshen to kill?"
"Haha, top up, I also think that Mr. Jiao is not wrong to kill alien monsters, if he doesn't kill the killer, I bet that Mr. Luo will kill the alien monster in the next round!"
"Agreed. Mr. Luo must be planning to make another transition, and he will give the alien monster the result, but he didn't expect to be robbed by Mr. Jiao! Haha, how depressed do you think Mr. Luo must be, no wonder you want to scold Mr. Jiao for being a scheming!"
"Actually, Mr. Luo is also scheming, but unfortunately he was recognized by my Jiao Nanshen, the best thing is that Jiao Nanshen said innocently, 'Master, I ignored', oh oh, my male god is so cute!"
"Mr. Luo is also very cute, although he scolded Mr. Jiao, he didn't really blame Mr. Jiao!"
"Thank you to all of us on the lip cracking team for giving us a little more insight into human superheroes. ”
"In my imagination, this kind of superhero with great ability and ability is unattainable, but I didn't expect them to be such down-to-earth superheroes!"
"From now on, I have been a fan of Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao all my life! Who said that there are no world-class idols in Huaxia, you come out, let everyone see what your face has swollen into?"
"I don't dare to say it in the future, just say that in the past, who in the history of mankind could compare with the current Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao?
"Who said it a few days ago, the sissy surnamed Lu has reached the peak of Chinese idols, you come out, is there one percent of the popularity of Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao?"
"Upstairs, you are going to die! How dare you compare the little fresh meat of the sissy with the superheroes of mankind! Believe it or not, Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao will blow you to the alien planet to fend for yourself?"
This netizen is also ridiculing and bragging, what he never expected is that Luo Fan really did such a thing as letting people go to aliens to fend for themselves!
Later, even many foreign netizens joined in, calling on the Chinese people to boycott Xiao Xianrou and support human superheroes!
"Woo woo, please let go, I've already canceled my attention to Lu Xianrou!"
"That's right, handsome, Mr. Luo is ten million times more handsome than those garbage idols! In terms of appearance, all the little fresh meat added up is not as good as Mr. Jiao's!
"Also, those who fan the idol of the stick country, have you canceled the attention?
"It's been canceled early! I'll give it a thumbs up in the future, and punish me for coming three times a month to my aunt......"
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"Hey, I have the ability to analyze the reasons why Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao are acting, and my personal feeling is quite reliable. ”
"What's the reason, tell me?"
"Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao vs. alien monsters, isn't it broadcast live around the world? More than 300 TV media around the world have spent sky-high prices to buy the broadcast rights, if Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao go up and kill the alien monsters, then the entire broadcast process will only be a few seconds, 50 million M gold will buy the broadcast rights for a few seconds, and those TV media will not be unjustly killed?"