Episode 436 Uncle Spider Ah Huang
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The American tea trees here are swaying in the wind, smelling refreshing, and a discordant chatter and curse came from a dwarf American tea plant among the white and lovely camellias:
"What the hell weather... Damn it!"
A round-butted earthy spider smacked as it grimaced a broken web that had been blown away by the wind.
The wind and sun above his head and the blossoming of a tree could not ease the restlessness of anger in his heart.
Yesterday evening, he finally caught a coveted fat moth, and he was reluctant to eat it, but he didn't expect a storm at night, and the net rotten moth flew empty.
When I woke up this morning, the whole person was on the verge of going berserk.
"You robbers, return my moths!"
The yellow spider roared at the sky as he picked his feet. As soon as he roared, the net that had just been mended before "stabbed" and broke again, so angry that he emitted a wisp of green smoke.
At this moment, a chuckle was heard in the distance:
"Hey, hey, what kind of robber who doesn't have long eyes dares to rob you of Spider Huang's things. ”
"Who's ......"
Spider Ah Huang shrank in fright, his hands stretched out, and his ass instinctively shot out a silk thread wrapped around a branch, ready to flee at any time.
The outer area of Spider Island is not peaceful right now. According to reliable sources, in this area where they live, there are jumping beads, and everyone is on the lookout.
"Spider Tiger Lady!"
As he spoke, a quail-spotted spider jumped up to Spider Huang's broken web in the midst of laughter. On her back was a blue bug - Yu Qiyun.
What caught his eye was a broken net and an obscene uncle. He secretly laughed in his heart, this pick is eight feet.
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Seeing that this uninvited guest turned out to be the Spider Tiger Niang, the spider named Spider Ah Huang changed his expression greatly. It was as if a mouse had seen a cat, and his whole body trembled.
The spider tiger girl is smiling.
This smile made Spider Ah Huang feel even more hairy.
When she was young, she was the first beautiful spider of her time in the round web spider group. The male spiders who proposed to her were like carps crossing the river.
It's a pity that it's hard to get into her eyes.
And for love, many male spiders are brave to sacrifice their young lives, and every month there are infatuated male spiders who are beaten by the fierce spider tiger lady.
Strength determines fate.
The spider group has always been strong women and weak men, and the figure of female spiders is often 3 to 50 times that of male spiders, especially in the marriage market, where the man fails to propose marriage and is packaged and eaten by the woman, which is a normal thing.
It is said that at the peak, at a certain time, the number of male spiders eaten by the Spider Tiger Lady was as high as 27 in a month, almost one a day, and in that month, Spider Ah Huang almost became the 28th.
It was precisely because the Spider Tiger Lady accidentally burped when she finished eating the 27th suitor, and Spider Huang, who was the 28th suitor, took the opportunity to escape and pick up a small life.
Because the psychological shadow left by this marriage proposal is so huge, it makes Spider Ah Huang dare not move the idea of proposing to other beauties for the rest of his life, he would rather be a happy single dog for the rest of his life, than take the risk of hanging on the Internet as jerky to fall in love.
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The sudden appearance of the Spider Tiger Niang made Spider Huang's painful memories resurface. He took a few deep breaths before he asked with a quacked voice with his vigilant six eyes:
"What are you doing here?"
Before the Spider Tiger Lady could speak, he suddenly pointed to the Yu Qiyun Monster on her back and shouted:
"What's on your back?"
The title of "thing" made the corners of Yu Qiyun's mouth twitch, Nima, you are the thing.
"Ah Huang hasn't seen you for a long time, don't come to harm?
Spider Tiger Niang's expression was leisurely, "He is a human worm, my new friend, we are here this time to ask you about something." ”
What the hell are people and insects?
Spider Ah Huang couldn't think of it even after racking his brains, but when he heard that the overlord flower of Spider Tiger Niang was just here to inquire about things this time, he couldn't help but secretly breathe a sigh of relief in his heart.
"Have you seen a bug like him?" said Spider Tiger, a smile on her face.
In front of her former suitors, she still hopes to maintain the same charm as she did at the beginning.
Yu Qiyun jumped off her back, walked a little closer along the branch, and turned around. Try to let the obscene uncle see it clearly.
"Nope. ”
Spider Ah Huang immediately said, sneering in his heart, if he really saw it, would he still make a fuss just now?
"Hello uncle, think about it again. ”
Yu Qiyun said while gesturing:
"I have two female companions who have gone missing, one with white hair and the other with yellow hair. ”
"What is hair?" asked Spider Huang.
Yu Qiyun quickly grabbed his blue hair.
"I haven't seen it. Spider replied.
"Uh, thank you, uncle. ”
Yu Qiyun sighed and jumped back onto the quail-colored back of the Spider Tiger Lady, he patted the Spider Tiger Lady on the shoulder, and motioned for her to set off to find the next family.
But seeing that the Spider Tiger Niang did not go back, but took a few steps forward, which frightened the Spider Ah Huang coldly, arched his ass, as long as the Spider Tiger Niang took another step forward, he immediately parachuted directly and escaped to the tree.
"Honestly, did you eat them?"
Spider Tiger Niang stared at his six small round eyes and asked in a deep voice.
"No, no, no, no... I really didn't eat it!"
Spider Ah Huang felt the domineering spirit on Spider Tiger Niang's body lingering in every pore, and said with a sad face:
"Grandma, I really haven't seen those two strange insects, why don't you go and ask Spider Mu, he likes to move around all year round, maybe he's seen it?"
"Wood, he's around the same time?"
When the spider tiger girl heard this name, she seemed to have a headache, this guy was a dumb second stunned, and he was also one of his suitors before, because he was too stupid, so he didn't talk to him, for fear of eating himself stupid.
"Yes, he lives in the crevice of the rock not far ahead, with the spider's slippery head. ”
"What! And the spider slippery head. ”
This made the spider tiger mother angry, and this spider slippery head was also one of her suitors back then.
As his name suggests, his personality is as slippery as a loach, and he was almost deceived by him with tricks, but fortunately he was recognized by his father in time, otherwise, he would have given birth to a lot of small slippery heads today.
One is as honest as wood, the other is as cunning as a loach, these two pairs of living treasures are actually together, it is really a strange thing, and the spider tiger mother is a little worried about wood.
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"Ah Huang, I heard that you haven't married yet, are you still thinking about beating me?" A charming smile is revealed.
These words made the cold hairs on Spider Ahuang's body stand up in fright, and he waved his hand again and again:
"No, no, no, I didn't miss you, I really didn't miss you. ”
"What! Forgot about the old lady so quickly!"
The six eyes of the spider tiger mother were all round, deliberately pretending to be fierce and cannibalistic.
"I think I want to ......" Spider Ah Huang said with a trembling mouth, and suddenly hurriedly explained:
"No, it's not like that... It's that ......."
For a while, this uncle was so anxious that he was sweating profusely.
"Poof", Yu Qiyun couldn't help laughing, seeing this foot-picking uncle being played around by the Spider Tiger Niang, it was really pitiful and funny.
"Hmph, count you as acquaintances. ”
Spider Tiger Niang giggled, turned around gracefully, and took Yu Qiyun to jump a few times between the branches and leaves, and disappeared out of Spider Huang's sight in the blink of an eye.
Hush......
The foot-picking uncle breathed a sigh of relief, collapsed, sat on the net with a butt, stabbed, the net broke again, and he rolled down like a fruit! )