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In this broad daylight, there are two spiders who are skinny and actually robbed their houses and didn't pay them back, is there any royal law?

This stone crack room, I have been busy decorating for most of the year, and my head is almost bald from the tiredness of the contractor, but I didn't expect to cheapen these two bastard spiders.

In Spider Island, although the spider population is the majority, they generally live in trees, and the overlord of the ground is centipedes, followed by scorpions.

The scorpion and the spider have always been well water and do not interfere with river water, because the two sides are evenly matched, and everyone is also a fellow poisoner, but why don't these two guys have any friendship with each other?

It's too much of a bully!

With a sad and indignant mood and the tenacious and unyielding national personality of the black scorpion clan. Every day for a week, Scorpion came to a gray rock and barked at the two spiders who had seized his stone house.

You must take back your property!

……

Early this morning, he arrived as scheduled.

"Get out! Get out!"

He shouted into a dark crack in the greystone.

When shouting, the two iron tongs with burrs were raised domineeringly, and the tails were hung even more windy, and every muscle in the body was on standby.

But he knew in his heart that even so, he could only keep himself at a stalemate level when fighting with those two spiders, which was the most distressing point for him.

After a while, after squirming inside, two spiders came out unhurriedly.

One is red and brown all over, like a miniature version of a monkey, a monkey spirit, a thin body without a few taels of flesh, but the 6 eyes are tactful and smart, looking extremely cunning.

The other brown spider is just the opposite, with a flat and stable appearance, a slow demeanor, a simple expression, and a gesture like a spider version of Guo Jing.

The two spiders stopped one after the other at a distance of 10 steps away from the scorpion that was glaring at each other, and the monkey spirit spider did not look at the scorpion vegetable for the first time, but looked up at the sky:

"It shouldn't rain again today. ”

He tilted his head and asked the spider version of Guo Jing next to him.

"I don't know. Guo Jing replied honestly.

"Haha, it's okay if it rains every day. ”

The monkey spirit spider laughed proudly and stretched out a long lazy waist at the blue sky:

"We live in the crevices of the rocks, and we are not afraid of the wind and rain, so let the storm come more violently!"

His words and expression were arrogant and domineering, obviously irritating the real landlord who was standing opposite.

"Spider Slippery Spider Wood, you two bastards!" the black scorpion on the other side finally couldn't help but roar:

"This crack is mine!"

These words made the spider version of Guo Jing, the spider wood's old face couldn't help but blush, he lowered his head and didn't speak, while the monkey spirit spider spider slippery head didn't blush and didn't beat his heart, and he talked a lot:

"Hey, man, you said the house is yours, why, is your name written on it?"

These words made Scorpion's face flush, and she held back for a long time before saying:

"There is poop in it that I pulled last week, which means that I have been living here for a long time. ”

There is indeed an unwritten rule in Spider Island, and between species that have no natural predator relationship, it is true that whoever finds the nest first gets it.

The scorpion's innocent words made the spider's head snort again, and he almost laughed out loud at the overnight meal, and it took him a long time to straighten up and gasp for a long time:

"Please, little friend, who proves that it was you who pulled the poop, not us. ”

His six eyes flashed with a playful light, and he rolled his eyes and said with a smile:

"Otherwise, you can pull a lump in front of us now, and we will compare and identify it, and if it is really you who pulled it, we will give you this stone seam house. ”

This sentence quieted down the scorpion.

It is of course the best to be able to resolve contradictions and disputes in a civilized way, because if he starts to do it, he will have a tie with these two spiders at most.

"Good. He immediately nodded in agreement.

He was very happy in front of these two spiders, and as soon as he squatted down on his buttocks, he was smacked by the spider's slippery head on his buttocks, and asked him to have a flat sand and a goose dog to chew on shit.

"Hahaha!"

The spider's slippery head almost laughed and hurt his stomach.

Instead of laughing, the spider was deeply ashamed of his companion's shameless behavior, and his face turned red again,

If it weren't for the Spider Slippery Head's promise to help him marry the current No. 1 beauty in the round web spider group, Spider Leopard Lan, he would not have agreed to this cunning guy to be a helper.

……

The kick was an ass, but it was the face of the scorpion hotly, and the humiliation and anger made black smoke billowing on his black face, and he roared and raised the angry iron tongs!

Bang dang!

The spider's slippery head and lean body, coquettish, and easily escaped the attack of the scorpion.

However, he didn't smile on his face this time, and looked directly behind the scorpion with a ghost-like expression, and said with a shudder:

"Good, good... What a big centipede!"

These words startled the spider wood around him and the scorpion in front of him, and when the scorpion turned around in horror, how could there be half a figure in the empty back?

"Let's click".

He was kicked in the face by the spider again! He came to the sand for the second time, and the goose and the dog gnawed on.

"Hahaha. ”

The spider slippery head almost rolled to the ground with laughter, and the spider wood on the side blushed again.

Spider Mutou's fist suddenly raised and lowered, this is too bullying, not only occupying other people's houses, but also humiliating and teasing the landlord repeatedly, so that his kind can't stand it.

Scorpion got up tremblingly, and found that half of his face seemed to be twice as large as the other half, he looked up to the sky and sighed, didn't look at the two Laipi dogs, covered his face, and left silently.

I'll be back in the afternoon!

He gritted his teeth and silently cheered himself on. He decided to adopt annoying tactics, and if he couldn't win, he would annoy them to death!

As soon as he took a step, he was stopped by the spider's slippery head reaching out to stop him, and he smiled and said to the scorpion:

"Hey, brother, why do you stop cooking so soon? The weather is so good today, play mud rolling a few more times, it's good for your health, it's beautiful. ”

The scorpion replied to him with a cut in the wind!

Click.

With a slight jump, the spider flew over the head of the angry scorpion, pinched the scorpion's buttocks, and laughed again.

"I can't take it anymore!"

The two voices said in unison, and the two figures, one in front of the other, attacked the spider's slippery head.

"Ouch oops, oops", a series of exhalations.

When the spider slippery head found that the one who rewarded the ass with a kick behind it was actually his own kind of spider wood, this discovery made him stunned as if he had clicked on the hole.

But he didn't stay long, and the scorpion whip swept away, which would knock him into a 480-degree rotation in the air, and then he fell with a thud.

Scorpion took a step forward, just about to stab the tail hook hard, the venom on it can make this laipi spider never have a chance to laipi, but as soon as he exerted his strength, the tail actually did not move at all, and it turned out to be firmly held by a pair of big brown hands.

The spider wood grabbed the tail of the scorpion and yelled:

"Don't run—"

This thunderbolt-like roar on a sunny day woke up the spider's slippery head surrounded by small stars.

He rolled on a lazy donkey and got up, looked at the scorpion with the gaze of a glooon, and swept at the spider wood with the same gaze of a glooon.

"You wait. ”

He threw down a cold word and limped into the grass in front of him.

……

There was silence

It took a long time to hear Scorpion Cai say in a dreamy tone:

"I didn't expect you to help me. ”

"I'm stupid, but I'm not bad. ”

Spider wood hummed and said. (To be continued.) )