Body 17 Thoughts of the son
Going home is very painful for Shi Kai, looking at a stinky face from time to time, indifferent, helpless, collapsed, crazy, and all kinds of plots are staged in that palm-sized small home. What to do, what Shi Kai can't stand the most is grinding, cooing chickens all day long, cooing chickens, no one can stand it. And the grinding will change, into quarrels, into angry scolding, into small physical conflicts. Shi Kai suggested that she go to see a psychiatrist, which scolded Shi Kai again, and thought that Shi Kai was unreasonable. It is said that there is a fight at the head of the bed and the end of the bed, and Zhou Huan thinks that the man is just an animal thinking about the lower body, and he reprimands him. So Shi Kai filled in the record of every quarrel in the desk calendar, showed it to Zhou Huan, and said, "Every time I draw it, it is that I can't go on with the quarrel that day, it's all memories, like a nightmare."
The only reason that prompted Shi Kai to go home was his lovely son, Shi Kai looked at his playing son more than once, thinking to himself, if he was divorced, would the child no longer be so lively and cute. He had thought more than once that after the divorce, Zhou Huan would definitely leave this small city and return to his hometown, no matter where Shi Kai went, he and his children would only be separated from each other, and he would not see each other a few times a year.
Traffic jam and people, back home more than an hour later, Zhou Huan was wearing pajamas, wiping the table, a little surprised to see Shi Kai enter the door, casually asked, why did you come back so early today. Shi Kai didn't answer her, and happily said to the child, "Son, Dad is back." The child was sitting on the mat playing with the car, and saw Shi Kai rushing over and said, "Dad, I haven't seen you at night, why did you come back?" He smiled and slapped the child's buttocks, laughing and saying, "Little brat, how can it be as exaggerated as you say." The child grabbed the car and paddled on the ground, and without looking up, he asked, "Daddy, what do you mean by exaggeration?" Shi Kai said, "Exaggeration is to say that a small car is a big car, which is called exaggeration." After speaking, he went to the bathroom to wash up, sat on the sofa in a pair of big pants, and called his son to come to him.
The son said, "Dad, don't play with me, you stink".
Shi Kai smiled and stepped over the coffee table, hugged the child, sat on the sofa, and held the child in his arms, so that the child could smell the stinky or not. The child really lay on him, sniffed his hair, smelled his clothes, and then turned his head to Zhou Huan and said, "Mom, Dad doesn't stink." Shi Kai complained a little unhappily that there was a problem with Zhou Huan's education, Zhou Huan was wiping the bar, turned his head and pointed at Shi Kai with a rag and said, "You go to the clothes basket yourself and smell it, except for the smell of smoke and wine, doesn't it stink." Then he turned around, wiping the furniture in the house, and muttered things like an old mother every day, serving one after another, and who cared about her.
Shi Kai muttered a few words, his voice so small that only he could hear what he said. As he spoke, the child tried to struggle out of his arms several times, and finally squeaked and cried to let Shi Kai let go of him. Zhou Huan hurriedly stopped chattering and shouted at Shi Kai, "Why are you arresting him." Shi Kai didn't pay attention to Zhou Huan, hurriedly took out a coin from his bag, handed it to the child, lay on the sofa, in the shape of a big horse, and let the child ride on it. The child climbed onto the couch and sat down on his father's back. He asked the child to throw the coin on his back, and the child ignorantly pressed the money on Shi Kai's back, Shi Kai began to shake back and forth, muttering in his mouth, "Daddy's dad is called grandpa, dad's mom is called grandma, and mom's mom is called grandma......"
After singing a roadside rocking car nursery rhyme, Shi Kai stopped, and the child excitedly grabbed the coin, pressed it back and said, "Do it again."
"Daddy's dad is called grandpa, daddy's mom is called grandma, mom's mom is grandma......"
Zhou Huan took a video with his mobile phone, laughed incessantly, and after the two of them played a few times, he went over to grab the child and go to the bathroom to wash. The child struggled to play again, but his mother didn't give him a chance and told him to play again tomorrow night.
Shi Kai walked to the door of the bathroom, squeezed through the crack in the door and said, "Why don't I wash the child." Zhou Huan inside was undressing the child, and he didn't turn his head, so he said angrily, "Go out."
Shi Kai closed the door in a slippery manner, bared his teeth and slammed the air at the door, and at the end came an air kick, turned to the bedroom to make a bed for the two of them, and packed up the children's toys, and took off the clothes drying on the balcony. Zhou Huan carried the child out of the bathroom and sent it to the bedroom. The child lies on the bed and asks his mother to tell him a story. Shi Kai took his mobile phone, searched for a children's fairy tale, walked to the bed and said, "Dad will tell you."
"Dad, you go out, I want Mom to speak".
The sleek little kid pointed to the bedroom door proudly and asked Daddy to go out. Zhou Huan returned to the bathroom, no one saw him, and the sound was far away, sarcastically mocking Shi Kai's inaction towards the child, and the child didn't like Shi Kai. Zhou Kai lay next to the child, pinched his cheeks with both hands and said, "Little brat, mom wants to take a bath, dad will tell you, otherwise you will be spanked."
"Hmm~~~ Mom, Dad pinched my face and spanked me".
Zhou Huan's voice came from the bathroom again, "Dad tell you, Mom wants to take a bath, and you will fall asleep after taking a bath." Shi Kai turned on his mobile phone, and as soon as he talked about the past, the child pointed to the bookshelf at the end of the bed and said, "Dad takes the book to talk, take the book to talk." Shi Kai said, "Son, everything has been talked about in the book, and I will tell you what you haven't heard." The child threw his arms back and forth, holding a book and talking, holding a book and talking, I want to read.
Shi Kai got up from the bed, followed the child's instructions, and went to the bookshelf to get a book. Lying back on the bed, the two of them pointed to the words, and Shi Kai read them word by word. Halfway through Shi Kai's speech, the child said, "I'll talk about the other half." So the child read word by word.
Shi Kai patted the little ancestor's buttocks, waited for him to fall asleep, got up gently, pulled his sucking thumb out of his mouth, took his water cup to scrub, and brushed a few snack fruit bowls along the way. When I returned to the living room, I cleaned up the sofa and miscellaneous items, and sat on the sofa to watch the financial news.
Zhou Huan took a shower in the bathroom, washed the child's underwear, and sat at the dining table to catch up on the drama with his mobile phone. Eat some fruit for a while, chew some snacks for a while, and go to the balcony to collect clothes, and find that they have been collected by Shi Kai. went back to chase the drama again, watched the live shopping broadcast after the drama, watched and watched, went to the bathroom with the mobile phone, and brushed his teeth in front of the washing mirror. brushed his teeth and ran to the sofa, and seriously taught Shi Kai to hold a mobile phone all day long, the children don't care, and he doesn't do the work at home, he is like an old mother all day long, and he has to serve the family after a divorce, so he can't put down his mobile phone and do some housework. Even if you don't do housework, go to bed early, don't get up in the morning, and send your children to always be late, don't you have a snack.
After a while, he took his mobile phone and said to Shi Kai, the screen of my mobile phone is too small, can you change it to a bigger one for me, I am tired of watching TV. Shi Kai said, "You can use my auxiliary machine." After speaking, he went to the bar to get another mobile phone, planning to back up the information, reset the mobile phone, and give it to Zhou Huan.
Zhou Huan watched Shi Kai's actions, silently went to the bathroom and took out a small ticket and threw it to him and said, "You have two mobile phones that are good, and I will use the eliminated ones, and I will serve you every day." ”
Shi Kai stared at the small ticket and was shocked, it was the ticket to buy a new mobile phone for Tian Lin some time ago, and said casually, "That's the mobile phone that Liu Chang brought to the leader." Continuing to work on the mobile phone in his hand, he said without raising his head, "You said that Liu Chang is very good, the new mobile phone has just come out, and he bought one for his leader at a higher price, which is a sycophant." ”
Zhou Huan said, "People will come to things." ”
Shi Kai didn't answer, thinking in his heart that a young lady who quarreled with him every day and had a temper gave him two mobile phones. Her own genuine wife takes the children to do housework every day, but she is reluctant to buy her a new mobile phone and give her the old mobile phone that she has eliminated. Isn't it too much. But think about Liu Chang, the guy who can't buy a thousand yuan for his daughter-in-law's mobile phone, he is not the worst.