Chapter 99: I'll Tell You a Joke

In terms of his views on love, Lu Tao feels that he has passed the age of vigorous and has experienced so many things, but he feels that it is more real to be bland. In his mind, true love will inevitably become family affection in the end.

Lu Tao's original plan for rebirth was to be able to meet Peng Ying and rely on his own efforts to redeem him, but after finding that things did not develop as he expected, he established a relationship with Yan Chun step by step.

At present, it seems that this relationship does not know where it will go, but every process is an experience stage of life, and in the unknown situation, it is a man's responsibility to take what he has seriously now.

Unlike men's rationality, women are obviously more emotional in their approach to this matter, such as the phone call, and you can see the difference.

Lu Tao has been very busy during this time, he has to be busy running customers during the day, and making quotations and product catalogs at night, so he doesn't call Yan Chun very often, basically only two or three times a week, unlike those young couples who have just fallen in love, they have to know what each other are doing all the time, etc.

However, when he did this, Yan Chun still felt that it was nothing in the early stage, after all, men are more attractive when they work hard to earn money, but after a long time, there will always be all kinds of ideas.

Are you really busy, so busy that you don't have a few minutes a day on the phone? Or do you simply not care about yourself?

"Hey, what's wrong?" As soon as he put the instant noodles and vegetables he bought back in the kitchen, Lu Tao picked up the phone.

"What are you doing?" the woman's opening remarks are basically like this, even if she is Yan Chun.

"Oh, just came back from grocery shopping. Lu Tao opened the plastic bag and took the instant noodles out one by one.

"What do you have to eat tonight?" Yan Chun asked on the other end of the phone, as if he was a little happy.

"Cook instant noodles. Lu Tao replied directly.

"Eat instant noodles again? Didn't you just cook instant noodles a few days ago?" Yan Chun was a little dissatisfied.

"It's convenient, it's too troublesome for one person to stir-fry and cook. ”

The topic of non-nutrition always has to be talked about for a while.

"How's your work today?" Yan Chun asked again.

"It's okay, not tired. Lu Tao always thought that he was on the phone with Yan Chun, and many times he didn't know what to say. Maybe it's because of the influence of previous events, which makes him feel that things are always a little distant when communicating on the phone. But when I talk to customers on the phone, I don't feel this way at all.

Of course, this is usually within the first minute or two, and after a while, it will be fine.

"It's not allowed to eat instant noodles every day, it's not good for your health. With a commanding tone, Yan Chun admonished viciously.

"If you don't eat instant noodles, you come and cook for me?"

"You think beautifully, I have to charge you for cooking rice, can you afford it?" Yan Chun smirked on the other end of the phone.

"Isn't it just wages? I'm not short of money right now. Lu Tao did not hesitate at all, and replied directly.

"Yo, little brother, now I'm rich. Yan Chun paused and teased.

"That's it, brother is rich now and doesn't know how to spend it. After talking about this for a while, the two of them began to lose their shape.

"Aren't you rich? find a girl to cook for you every day." "Don't look at Yan Chun, who usually looks arrogant, in the matter of love, he is not much different from all girls, and he will always find some excuses to test his weight in Lu Tao's heart.

"Don't go. ”

"Why?"

"If you let me go, I'll be gone, I'll lose face. Lu Tao replied with a smile.

Yan Chun changed his tone and asked with a smile, "Then I'll cook for you, okay?"

"Not good. ”

"Why?"

"The food you cook is not delicious. ”

"Then you go find something to cook and eat. Yan Chun, who began to make a little bit of a temperament, said.

"The cooking is not as delicious as you. Lu Tao began to play a scoundrel.

"Did you miss me today?" girls can be silly when they are in love, but sometimes their brains turn quite fast.

"Are you talking about daytime or night?" After chatting for a while, Lu Tao started an exclusive flirting game between couples.

Running customers is like intrigue, all kinds of calculations, although the body is not very tired, but the taste of racking your brains is not comfortable, Lu Tao found a better way to decompress.

That is, every time when the chat with Yan Chun is about to end, the trademark evil smile will be revealed, and then there will be a small dirty topic.

"I won't tell you. Yan Chunjiao said angrily.

"Don't, I'll tell you a joke. Lu Tao didn't want to let her go.

"That's pretty much it. ”

Lu Tao secretly laughed and said, "Listen, I'll start talking." β€œ

"Yes. Yan Chun replied on the other end of the phone.

"There was a man and a woman on a blind date, the woman was very good, and they asked each other how they came, and the man said that he came by bus, and the woman said that he came by electric car. Lu Tao began to say.

"Blind date? Hmph, don't you still want to go on a blind date?" I have to say that as soon as this girl is sensitive, she can think about anything in a crooked place.

"Will you listen to me first?" Lu Tao finally thought of a more interesting joke, and couldn't help but be a little dissatisfied when she interrupted him like this.

"Then you say. ”

After eating, the woman didn't let the man send it, and in the end, the two met in the parking lot, the woman was Audi, and the man was BMW. Speaking of this, Lu Tao remembered the next paragraph, and felt more and more funny.

"And then?" Yan Chun on the other end of the phone listened carefully, since it was a joke, and it was the first time Lu Tao said it, he was naturally full of interest.

Then the two went their separate ways, and then they met again at the car rental company, and they couldn't get along with each other, so they wanted to go out and relax, and see each other again at the bathing center in the evening. The man happened to click on her, and they hugged and kissed. ”

"There is no such woman in the world. Yan Chun said hatefully, expressing his dissatisfaction.

"Can you finish listening to me?" Lu Tao had to protest again, this joke is always interjected, where can he still laugh.

"Oh. Yan Chun replied timidly.

Didn't the two hug and kiss, and then the man reached out to his mysterious area。。。。。 β€œ

Yan Chun was on the other end of the phone, and when he heard Lu Tao say this, he couldn't help blushing his cheeks, and scolded in his heart: It's really bad, and he forcibly resisted the idea of interrupting.

"Then, the woman smiled wickedly and asked the man, "Is it big?"

After finishing speaking, Lu Tao couldn't help laughing: "How is it, isn't it funny." ”

"It's funny, you big-headed ghost. Yan Chun, who had already reacted, said loudly on the other end of the phone.

"Isn't it funny? I'll tell you another one, I promise it's even funnier. ”

"Ah, my dad called me to dinner, and I hung up first. ”